Confess secrets you perverts. Sexual preffered, but anything goes

Doesn't really matter. As long as it's a fursuit

Not gonna lie, if true, that's pretty wild

Oh get real. This dude obviously thinks it's "storytime".

If I ever have a son, he's getting complete access to my porn stash and every nude I've ever gotten, as soon as he turns 12. Yes, that includes his mother. The stipulation being I get access to his.

She eventually quit drinking. I had to go back to just jerking it.

He will laugh at your low definition 2d porn

I admit... I tried to post this to a comfy thread. It had already reached its limit.

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My dad did something similar to get me off porn. He was horrified when he walked in on my jerking it to my mom.

That's epic

Jokes on you, I digitally remaster all of my porn in 8k for the highest quality fap

I fucked a 19 year old girl at my friends BBQ in his basemeant. she is the daughter of his wife's best friend. I am 30 and married.

This legit happened today.

I thought about making a porn flashdrive for my nephew, he's 13 and pretty sheltered, highly doubtful he has seen very much porn if any sort.

after my mom died my stepdad started prostituting me

This slut and I exchange pictures and she's married to someone.

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I licked my daughter's pussy before she was too old to remember. Also jacked off while she was bent over her bed and I was "checking for a boo boo" using one hand to spread her ass and pussy open.

Lol I imagine it's like playing 8bit video games on a modern large tv. Sure it's on a 60" tv but what's the point

Cool story. It's not legit if you don't swear to god

We still believe in a man in the clouds ?

1/10. At least you tried to make a story/joke.

Damn son that's crazy.

Well.... For those that believe in God.
"But I say unto you, Swear not at all; neither by heaven; for it is God's throne: Nor by the earth; for it is his footstool: neither by Jerusalem; for it is the city of the great King. Neither shalt thou swear by thy head, because thou canst not make one hair white or black. But let your communication be, Yea, yea; Nay, nay: for whatsoever is more than these cometh of evil." - Matthew 5:34-37
Whether you care or not will not prevent me from throwing it out there.

No but the existence of God being real is same chance that your story is real.

Did a couple of other things I'm not proud of. But still get off to the memories of.

You're a good uncle user

Buddy of mine claimed to do that to his daughter in one of these threads The fact that he doesnt have a kid at all didnt stop him from getting a permaban for saying it.

I dont know if that got lifted or not, but I laughed my ass off at him.

What else did you do?

Not op, but dude, it makes a world of difference. Retrofag, grew up on the genesis. Emulate that shit in HD on a 60 inch with surround sound, and you're reliving the past perfected.

you fucked your mom?

what was different in your time?

Out of all the fucked up shit on here you find consensual sex between 2 adults to be hardest to fathom?

LOL okay.

Jizzed in her food and jacked off under the table while I watched her eat it. Ran fingers over her holes while bathing her.

When I was 14 my younger sister would always ask to see my dick, I let her and she started playing, feeling and rubbing it. I knew it was wrong but she was curious and enjoying it, and kept asking me questions like why it got bigger, and harder etc, i just told her to keep going, eventually I came on her hands and she laughed and ask what it was, I said it was because I really liked it.

We kept doing that every day after school when we were home alone and eventually turned into oral, and me feeling her up. It makes me sick but at the same time is quite a hot memory for me to look back on, me and my sister still have a surprisingly healthy relationship despite what happened, a normal one that is, not sexual anymore

No way you stopped there.

Fucked a passed out girl and came in her was it rape?

Yes

I did. Never fucked her and never messed with her, once she was old enough to really remember. Didnt want to risk fucking her up or getting caught. Still get hard watching her run around the house in her underwear and imagining really fucked up fantasies about her though

U deserve it

I was retard-level-puberty at the time, she was hot, and I hated her drinking herself into a coma.

I have a massive pron collection. Would prob just give him my favorites and also a wide variety of genres.

Uhhhh......duh? Yes

And with a condom?

But did she know after that it happened

The passed out part makes it rape

Jerked off onto my sisters feet while she was sleeping, wiped it off after though, I can’t lie it was the fattest nut I ever bust

I do wonder if she knew it felt unbelievable

Still yes

No, lets put the hypothetical (strip the gender male or female) they got fucked while passed out but no cumming no harm and everything in place like nothing happened.
Yeah morally speaking you are 100% right but if the person doesnt have a clue how can you pursuit it?

Just because they don’t find out, doesn’t make it not rape. You’re still a rapist, just not a convicted rapist. Stay safe my dude

I came in her

every story itt has about the same likely hood of being real, regardless of the plot, time, and characters. (the likelihood is verrrrrry slim, in case you couldnt figure that out)

Ofc bro its just hypotethical, i just think that sometimes we tend to judge fast and see things black and white

Met up with someone on grindr last week, played with his dick. Left after a few minutes
Didnt feel anything positive or negative about it, what does it mean

Nothing

I sometimes fantasize about getting fucked in the ass by a guy. It's always fun to larp with other guys online, but when it comes to it in real life... Something gets in the way. Like the rest of my brain is like, "This is like fucking your brother, and that would be weird".
They need to be really beefy and bigger than me in order for it to make sense to my brain, but also they need to be around my age. I don't find older men attractive.
I also wish they weren't interested in my dick.

Anyway, it's super convoluted and I might as well just stick to women, but the fantasy is so nice sometimes.

Also I stuck something up my ass two days ago and there was a tiny bit of blood and I was mentally panicking the rest of the night. So that was fun.

Some animals give me bonersn

I don't understand what is so hard to understand here. It IS black and white. You either are a rapist or you arnt.

You are.

How old did you cut it all off?

Do you even understand your bullshit?

Once had sex with Ashley Burch

Around 5.

I hooked up with Amanda Bynes back in like 2007/8 at a party near UCLA before she went crazy

my older sister turned into a slut when she went off to college, came back and took me to a party one weekend my parents were out of town. got shit faced and hit on me, had to take her home and she was wasted. kinda raped her when we got home, but the next morning she remembered the party and we started a secret relationship

stfu Anthony

I think im going to commit suicide by cop because of useless drones like you, OP. Everywhere i go, every conversation boils down to: are you a horny girl? Are you a jew? Do you hate niggers? Do you believe in our lord and savior jesus christ? Everything aside from that is just corny plebbit jokes from people who think theyre utterly hilarious. Im numb, so why bother anymore? Death must be the fleeting of all woes.

Do you regret it?

Not Anthony my dude

I want to fuck a pretty ass boy. Like that make up kid. They gotta be real pretty though cuz I aint gay.
Also, I wish I could get over my deployment. I'm not myself and haven't been for years

How often do you smoke weed and take a variation of Adderall?

Used to sneak around and watch my parents fuck

>8th grade-10th grade sleepovers
>Only white friend in group has sexyish mom
>We all tell him she’s hot and that we want to bang her or watch his dad bang her
>He meekly protests
>We all jerk off telling him how we’d fuck his mom
>Miss You, FG

You see thats what i meant you jump ahead to conclusions, Im not, i never did and i never will.
What im talking about is about the recognition of the fact, maybe this topic is delicate, lets use theft as an example. Lets say a friend of you steals 5 bucks from your wallet but you never realize that cause you wasnt aware of the exact money you had. Then how can you call him a thief if youre clueless, i understand the point of if he did it then he is cause he knows but what if he doesnt give a shit and have no moral?. In this case we will be missing the part that could actually label him as a thief.

i choked my girl on accident once

if a tree falls in the woods and no one hears it, does it make a noise? nah because no one perceives the sound, so its the same concept

Dude she's a cunt but I know every second of riding that thicc slut would be fantastic and I'd stuff that pussy full of cum in a heartbeat

We have really bad dual personalities. One is the equivalent of a naive child who wants to protect those he loves and cherishes, while the other is a full on... Sociopath? Psychopath? Despite being complete opposites in every way imaginable, we get along quite well. We only have ourselves, after all. We also are quite aware of other people's viewpoints, so we are at most just a mild eccentric. Nothing strange. Just a kinda weird guy who's mild mannered.
We bring all this up because we argue a lot, trying to decide the best course of action. And that is where our darkest desire came from. Our sister. We'd do anything for her. She is our everything. But while one side says to let her grow and live naturally, just sit back and be supportive, the other selfishly wants her, no one else can have her. The world is dangerous, can't let our spark get hurt.... We both want to see the best for her. But while one accepts the course of life, the other is obsessive. It got really bad for the two of us for a long while. Eventually we concluded to let her go. She's a young lady. She's got a good head on her shoulders. She doesn't need us anymore. We are free.
But where's the sexual part?
Our loyalty.
We will do anything for her. And we know way more about one another than two normal people do. Hell, even siblings or long married don't go as deep.
She knows how devoted we are. She knows if she desired us to cut off our limbs, we'd do it with a smile. We also know she's into some dark shit. Mutilation kind of stuff. For a while, we wanted to be that, her anatomy experiment. But we didn't reveal it. It's why we're distant with her now. To protect us. Don't ever get obsessive. It can fuck you up. We are lucky we have each other, and more importantly, are on a stable track. A quiet life of peace. Focus on that together, and we won't have to worry about any problems. Legally or otherwise. We swore to avoid trouble where we could. And it's going well.

Exactly my point man, dont get me wrong i believe that we should behave and dont harm others even if we can get away with it, its more a matter of concept as you wrote. Im not naive i know ppl will still do shitty things, im just saying if youre going to be an asshole try to not harm or destroy some innocent life.

>I might actually be schizo

Might? There's no might in this scenario that you have a burgeoning mental illness.

My first ex was a closet slut, so this little 12 year old would sunbathe nude and masturbate on her porch for the neighbors to see. She liked it when they "caught her" and she would joke about "putting on a show."

exactly, i raped my roommates/friends gf in our shared bathroom at 4am one night when they both came home drunk as fuck. but no one knows so im not a rapist, just fucked up

I share nudes of girls I've screwed with my friend. Am hoping one of these days he will take the hint and give me nudes of his banging hot wife

I agree with your point dude. I have a buddy that actually fucked his sister while passed out like 3 times (according to him dunno if he did it more) but she never realized. She is now married and have 2 children and has a happy life, i dont justify him even if he is one of my best friends, but i also think that if she would found out that could had destroy her.

Bro, you totally get it. They don’t know anything so they don’t care. Means you’re not a rapist because you didn’t even rape her, she was passed out

How old was she?

perception is key in alot of our life, it drive reality

Should have asked to trade. Trades are usually pretty beneficial to both parties. I have a shared porn drive with a guy I used to trade with. Can lead to great things

in her mind and everyone else's i am not a rapist, in mine i am but i dont care because her pussy was top3 all time for me

I talked my past 2 exs into letting a friends dog lick this pussy and it was fucking amazing to see. They loved it

bump

I think I'm going to have to do it this way. I'm banging a truckload of tinder sluts atm. He's stuck with the one pussy and is real grateful for what I share with him.
I think I'll stop showing, and wait for him to ask. Then I'll tell him, time to make a deal.

Right but only in your mind because she was passed out. So you’re not really a rapist my man

Sounds like a plan user, best of luck

I fart during sex.

in society yeah im not, which is good lol

Thanks user. If I get em, would share with/10.

My gf farts when I fuck her up the ass. Usually only after sex tho

Bifag here, id love to fuck my gfs super cute 12yo nephew

You're just a pedophile.

I bet you're also the kind of "person" who would only make love to his wife in the missionary position with the sole purpose of procreation.
You disgust me and I pray for your merciful and swift death.

This is a rape thread now, not some sick pedo thread you fucked up retard. And even worse it’s not a gayfag thread. Take your disgusting BI shit somewhere else

No, I fart while I pound my bf in the ass with my erect penis.

Ahh so while you’re being pegged by your tranny bull then?

So does everyone else?

i blackmailed my step sister into modeling naked for me after i paid her ex bf for her nudes. it led to us fucking and being in a relationship, now that she is able to drive she visits my community college all the time and we fuck whenever she is here

I talk nonsense to myself out loud, have trouble remembering stuff, and have violent urges. I can keep my shit together around other people but feel like even that is fraying at the edges.

Reading about anons definition of rape is interesting. I'm a guy and I fucked up one night. Got too drunk that I couldn't defend myself against a light mouthraping. I was concious and aware throughout.
But I also admit it was my fault for putting myself in that situation. I'd fuck the guy up if I ever found him, but part of me doesn't blame him. I was an easy target. Ive built my fucking bridge and gotten over it. Not sure why chicks have to make such a big deal of their ordeals.
Not saying I'd have done the same, at least not to another dude anyway.

Me and my buddy are sharing our wives pics and our collections. Its lead to me and him figuring out the best ways to creep and hidden cam so we can share what we get. Were turning into a couple major creepers now lol.

Gotta catch em all!

>be me, just a regular guy
>moved out home fast
>my sister at a young age was average
>kinda pretty but still average
>took me like 3 years to go visit hometown
>i saw her on pics and she got better
>but still nothing special
>i was wrong cause in live version
>oh yeah she matured very good
>still didnt wake anything on me
>altho i realized her friends even our cousins checked her ass everytime they can
>long story short it came her bday
>she never was a heavy drinker
>dont ask me why but that day she drank a lot
>still not wasted but really drunk
>we got back home
>she was able to actually put the down part of the pijama
>but the top was still the party one
>dont remember why i entered her room
>think i was getting a pillow for sleep
>then i saw it, her boobs was kinda coming out of her top a bit
>i was able to see her nipples
>so it happened, woke up sth
>i was really hard atm

Dawwww. Babby is cranky and needs a nappy nap

Well we didnt cover that angle but i think is very wise of you, you make responsible of your mistakes and earn them, still sucked that shit happened you, but at least you can keep on going normally

Wholesome af. You're both good mates.
Even considered taking it one step further and swapping? Probably not, your wives would have to be in on it first.

I like gore. Sometimes when I'm having sex I fantasize about mutilation. Myself and her. Extreme destruction and torn flesh.

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Posted this earlier but whatever. I was supposed to lose my virginity on a playground to a person on tinder claiming to be a ftm trans except she still looked and sounded like a girl but with really short hair. We both met up at the park playground and she told me she just wanted to suck me off. I wasn't against it, so we went into the mini house that some parks have for kids to play in. She got on her knees and immediately pulled down my pants and started sucking on my balls then tried to deepthroat me a few times but kept gagging so she stuck with regular sucking. After a while i was starting to get close and i asked where i should cum. She told me it was ok if i just came in her mouth. A few minutes later i tell her im cumming and she keeps sucking as i nut in her mouth. She sucks a few seconds after to make sure that all the cum was out of my dick then swallowed and asked me if i was ok because i was standing there still breathing heavy. I told her yes and asked if she actually swallowed, she opened her mouth to confirm and told me i came a huge amount apparently. After that we both got in our cars, left, and never spoke again.

I'm not a cannibal, I'll put that out there before I share this secret.
I was in a horrible situation when I was really young. I tasted cooked human flesh. I pretended to hate it... I didn't.
I'm now into vore porn and I have cannibalistic fantasies, both my sex partners and people I hate. I snicker when I see someone eating a pork product at the same time they say how evil cannibalism is and they would never do it under any situation.

Good deal

I fucked my sisterr in the ass, we were drunk and she started to touch my dick, then she open her ass and told my to fuck her buthole, she was angry at her boyfriend.
It’s fucked up, it’s my little sister, I’m disapointed of myself.

So what situation were you in that you tried man flesh? And did it resemble pork?

I have no problem with any of this.
Yeah it's a thing I would never have expected to ever deal with but meh, it happened to me. I could cry about it like a big pussy and maybe start cutting myself or decide to man up and get on with shit. Sometimes I get angry I suppose that's normal, but if anything I've learned a valuable lesson. I watch how much I drink and I don't walking through parks at 2am shitfaced.

What does he look like.
>Greentext us some details.

When I was a young and stupid kid, I really wanted to share pics of my ex, and I would have shared it with my best friend in a second, all he had to do was ask. But he never did, and I've always regretted not sharing.

I fap to pic related

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Thats the attitude bro, if we screw up and we dont learn from our mistakes the we are stupid af, bad shit happens but we decide how to take it and we improve.

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I was a hostage. I don't like to talk about it. And it tasted very similar to pork. Whenever I smell many pork things cooking, I have flashbacks to that time in my life.

Im a newfag, whats the deal with the greentext?

GREENTEXT

Used when quoting another Anons post or telling a story. simply proceed your text with > on each line.

me too, in fact i am from the future

Give short details of an experience, put a > in front of each line

Thanks anons

Sorry for really late reply but I forgot about this thread, I was 14 and she was 11, her curiosity got me off really quickly but we kept doing it more and more

>what does it mean
Try to not be a faggot, you may like it

I've started sharing nudes of my girl to a friend. Just body, pussy and ass shots.
Is it ok to show pics of her blowing me or my dick in her pussy? Should I offer to show his or is that weird?
Idgaf either way. I'd probably feel uncomfortable if he saw my loads on her face or back though.

CGI overtook traditional animation a few years before it did here, for one. There were a lot of shitty cgi kid shows that took over public access channels, including one based on Crash Bandicoot I used to watch every week. Aside from that, there's weird little things. The most significant thing for me was my two best friends telling me I had their lunch block the year prior, but having no recollection except one hazy memory. Also that old game Maniac Mansion? It was rereleased on the SEGA genesis, I used to love that game, but apparently it never was. Years later I'd just assumed I lost it, but nah, that port never existed. There's just random things, but things I remember that don't add up the way they shod.

Never do, I occasionally abuse headache medicine and codeine prescriptions to take the edge off insomnia

How's the future user? How'd you get back here?

Forgot pics, thats one of the pics that i mentioned

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Yea Forums will never disappoint me.

My friend and I had similar thing come up with our gf pics swapping. Basically we pretty much we both ok with it. I'd rather see his wifes pussy being slammed than not.

I agree, porn is porn.

I guarantee someone is fapping to this.

greentext it nigga

I fucked Victoria Burland. Her husband is in the military. He was told, but either didnt believe it or is ok with being cucked.

I want to have blue balls badly. I'm sort of autistic and most of my money goes to medical bills, so it's not easy. Even if money wasn't an issue, I'm lost on how I would do it. Do I just ask a hooker to be careful not to finish me? I don't know if I could trust them to not push me over. Should I go to a strip club?

Just doing nofap and edging on occasion helps. I'm also taking pills and supplements to enhance the experience. I would just love to wait until I'm a sore and horny mess, then pay for some woman I can trust to give me head until I'm in severe pain.

I've contemplated asking people I know to record a message just telling me I'm not allowed to cum, but I really don't want that out in the open.

Shit happens, hormones are strong, dont worry about it

i want i selfsuck while my gf peg me riding a double dildo, i cum in my mouth and she piss on my face

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Good to know guys ty. The way I see it, he can see my gfs pussy being ploughed if he likes. Yep it's my dick, but no point anyone getting weirded out by that. It's obvious I've got one and I use it. I'll ask him next time we catch up if he wants to see more. He doesn't have a gf atm and isn't getting any, but when the time comes I expect the same from him.

>Should I go to a strip club?
No. Never. Not unless you want to waste all your autismbux on a shit time.

Can confirm

>farts
GF farts are love farts

I once gave the paki boy I babysit a blow job.

M or F? Also, how old was he? You're a cool babysitter

F, he was 14

Just about the only reason I haven't killed myself is I haven't had the time nor the motivation to get off my ass and get my affairs in order.

bmp

Are you me?

bmpzz

My wife locks me in a chastity cage and I love it. Improbably a cuck

Jeremy?

Happens to a lot of us. It's the source of the Mandella effect. You are not alone.