Hey Yea Forums, my neighbor slashed my tire because I told him to turn down his music...

Burn his house down. Or break a window and flood it with a hose

If u can get away with messing with his electrical meter, carefully install a variac in series with his house with a 1:1 and a 50:1 tap. While he’s with his music on, switch the tap to the 50:1 output and pray no one gets killed.

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Turn down your music...that'll teach em

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First, are you over 65?
What kind of music?
Is it the first time asking?
Ask or instructions?
Is that the only thing that's happened to you?

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Do your curbs have spikes on them? How does hitting a curb put a small hole like that in a tire?

One, that doesn't look like a knife hole.
Two, that tire was dangerously old.
Three, that just looks like a traditional sidewall failure of an old cheap tire left in the sun for a decade, also judging by the sidewall it has been run low for its entire life.

Mount a Bluetooth speaker under his car and blast music

Slash his tires and piss on his welcome mat

Wtf, I completely understand the intent, but the variac will fry the moment he turns on the stove or if he has electric heat. A 10KVA variac is about the size of a small fridge. Dumb idea.

faggot that tire is stabbed hard

yea right click that link from agent Jones

Lol no, look at the edges. That wasn't cut, hell it wasn't even torn. It literally just degraded. The inside of that tire is probably nothing but small rubber shavings from a neglectful braindead owner.
If you don't believe me, ask the jockey at the tire store what he thinks happened.

Cut a small hole in there Break lines

Murder him when he is sleeping.

everyone needs a webcam

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Seduce his mother, become his stepdad. Send him nudes of his mom.

Move and sell your house to a nigger

these are good ideas

Fuck his dad. Become his step tranny. Ground him for playing music to loud.

youtube.com/watch?v=g8ufRnf2Exc

Slash that shit back

What would that even do? I'm retarded, so excuse me.

op here, not a pic of my actual tire, i just grabbed one from google. the actual tire has a very obvious horizontal knife slit in it. the tire itself is less than a year old

Probably get you killed or arressted when you started an electrical fire.

Pic with timestamp faggot.

Makes sense.

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op again, long story short these assholes brought cockroaches and wouldn't let exterminators into their unit for over a year, broke the community washing machines multiple times, constantly stomp on the floor and play super loud music late at night, leave trash all over the outside common areas, take up half of my parking spot on the regular with their shit ass driving. i've tried to nicely ask them to not be loud multiple times but they keep doing it and they wake up my kid at night. the other day i got pissed and yelled at him, so he waited until I was out of town for a few days like a little bitch and slashed my fiance's tire. so now i want to fuck up his life. thinking about calling child services on him because i know they have a kid but they never take it outside of the house

Since you don't get him back always always call the cops.

I'd say slash all 4 of his but, it's better to call the cops.

Shit in a paper bag, lit it on fire, put it on his doormat, and ding dong ditch.

Call the police with proof of evidence of all complaints.

I assume you have white neighbors.

they're filipino

check the exif data if you want faggot

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Put your used fleshlight sleeve on his windshield

Find a payphone or some other phone you can't be traced. Call police sounding all crackhead like and say you want them arrested cause they sold you bad drugs. Garunteed they have drugs in the house.

you probably deserve it fag. NYPA

Call immigration

>payphone
>2019

Shit on their windshields. Green apple splatter that shit

Pour gallon of water with a cup or two of sugar in their gas tank. Glue small pellets under their tire pressure caps so it slowly releases air. They’ll have to refill every morning and eventually buy new tires unless they figure it out. Next time they use the laundry machines, add a few cups of bleach or paint to their loads.

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Get camera. Do it again. Take video to police.

call non emergency police number file anonymous complaint about noise
cop won't come but it gets logged
do it every time you hear the noise
send him a certified letter with local ordinance. tell him it's a nuisance
then after a month call the cops and give address
they have the history
you wrote the letter
next get a lawyer
have lawyer write cease and desist letter

then you basically have a payout

Light an m80 in their exhaust

>on Yea Forums
>has kid

Oh shit.

Egg the interior at night

more common than you think, or buy a pay as you go phone, one of those shitt20$ burners from walmart

Just move, it will happen eventually. One of the main reasons illegals are let into white countries, is to cause white flight and turn areas blue and it fucking works. They will never change, they will never become good neighbors and the cops/management will never do a thing to stop them. They will keep your blood pressure sky high until you move. This same story has been told here a thousand times before, the only solution is to leave.

>more whiteflight into obscure neighborhoods and ranches you get followed to

Got it

Paint a giant penis on their garage door

I have a kid too
not all of us are basement dwelling weebs the fuck a bodypillow so much it can be used as a weapon from all the cum hardening

Raise your kids. Don't troll Yea Forums you fucking morons.

Not op. Here cops take hours to show up on noise complaints. Then, don't do shit. Just move op. Start a war with these assholes and you both will loose. After you move, come back a month later and cinder block through their windshield and slash tires.

Sign them up for subscriptions of gay and trans magazines.

im not being funny, if they are your apartment neighbors, just put some sugar in thier gastank. fuck thier car up so they cant get to work, if they work, and will eventually have to leave

Its 10pm here, my son is asleep i can do what i want, fucking neckbeard

I almost said TracFone but then some fagott would have said " watch too much breaking bad".

>cops take hours
doesn't matter. you just need the paperwork to show the judge.
it's a simple formula that gets used all the time
neighbors have to pay for your lawyer too.
shit is literal cash

It's too late for poison gas & such, tempting as I'd find options of the sort.

op here. can't move, i own my condo. they're renters so they don't give a fuck. ideally i'd like to avoid them fucking up any more of my stuff in retaliation since i have more to lose than they do but i'm willing to take the moral low road if it gets rid of them

>they're renters
dude. seriously. get a fucking lawyer.
sue the owner for the damages
they'll get evicted after the first letter

kill him

Is your apartment above theirs?

Yes, you can file a report , now they know you are the one, fuck your shit up more. Even if you hire a lawyer, go to court and get the judge to make them pay, not as common as you think. They won't pay. Then you hire a lawyer, serve them papers , go to court and still won't pay. Do this a few years and then they move, you never find them again and you never get reimbursed for the lawyers.

Give his mom AIDS

Fuck his wife

Call the poolice, say they’re big time butthash kingpins and supply all the butthash in the state and that they threaten to kill your family
Yo they will flip like crazy and send the swat team with like choppers jets and shit like niggers be like shieeeet nikka

Put all of your saved jizz containers on his porch.

>and you never get reimbursed
It doesn't work like that.
You can get their assets frozen, or seized. You can even garnish wages.

That shit don't go away for them. It's not like the movies.

Once they start fucking up your property, the cops go to then next level. Trust me. You have the leverage.

yeah they're above. oh, I also forgot about when they flooded their kitchen and it leaked through my ceiling. luckily for me, our shit property manager never documented this so I can't sue anybody as far as I know as I have no evidence that they've actually done anything?

they work at mcdonalds, so not really any money to get from them. tbh, i don't give a shit about money. I just want them to move away from me and stop fucking up my life

Tongue his gasshole you homo

youtu.be/BvHtOAKRseQ

Slash his speakers

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>they work at mcdonalds
then you can fuck up theirs lives for decades
think about it. your last name will literally make their children cringe

>work at McDick’s
>rents a condo
>has a kid
niggawut

just go over there and kill him

Op can't prove it was them. To garnish someone's wages you need to know where they work. If they are non professionals and go from job to job, that gets very hard. I know lots of people who have given up on collecting child support because of this shit. And again, they will know who op is and where he lives and anything he gets from them they will do 10x damage to his property.

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Move and come back like this dude says, but before you do prepare some things.

Pour some gasoline into condoms, or rubber gloves, Dont do this too early because the gas will eat through the material pretty fast. Go back, break car window, toss in glove, toss in match or lighter. Prepare more than a couple of gloves, so once that bitch gets going you can stand back and throw more fuel at it from a safeish distance. Make sure its late at night, like 3 AM, and dont stay around for longer than 5 minutes.

Alternatively you could wait in ambush with a knife, stab that motherfucker in the throat or eyes or even the lower abdomen below the belly button so you can slash his intestines, then even if he survives he has to get treated for all kinds of infections and also future complications. He could end up with a colostomy bag for the rest of his life if you dont fuck this up.

see the follow up pic faggot, that pic is obviously from google

Seconded

shit in his mailbox, stick nails in their tires, if you wanna get evil then put some gallium on an aluminium part of his car and wait, it'll fall to fucking pieces. you could mess up the lock on his door so he can't lock it, stick small pieces of a cut up coke can into his locks for example.
steal his dog and take it to a kennel
call police and say you think they're doing drugs
call child services
paint stripper on the hood of his car

>they will do 10x damage
your lawyer will advise on what precautions and security measures you can take to help the local law enforcement.

It's 2019. Nobody can disappear forever. If they steal your money, they will have a warrant for arrest. Again, it's not the movies. This is serious shit. You have damages already. Don't get bullied.

Get a black friend, I know, someone posting on Yea Forums has no friends much less a black one, while the flip us taking his order black guy starts telling " what did you just call me?" Demands to see manager , "flip just called me a nigger". Flip gets fired.

Here's an actual idea

Make sure to keep medical gloves on during the process
>buy at least a pound of weed
>disperse into smaller sandwich bags
>wait till no one's home/sleeping
>plant weed on property with a few 20s dropped by drugs
>give anonymous tip to police
>kick back and enjoy the show

go out of town and find a payphone. call police and say that they've been broken into and there's a kid hostage.
50% chance they'll get shot

this dude is like 19, lives with his 18 yo gf, they have a 2 yr old toddler who they never take out of the house. roommate is also like 19. best part is 70+ yo grandparents live there too, they make them do all the chores and take out the trash and clean. i always see the old people loading garbage bags into their car to drive to the dumpster 100 feet away because they're too frail to carry them that far

What the shit nigger
Fuck their shit up dude, this is literally your greenlight
They fucking need a lesson otherwise they’ll get even more toxic than that and who knows what kind of fucking retarded bullshit they’re into

Spit on his hamburger next time he comes to your work

set fire to his house

Sit in your backyard naked and masturbate frequently

The Gallium wont bond with the Aluminum and for the shitty allow unless it is liquid (not hard to do with Gallium) and the Aluminum is unprotected/uncoated. For example even most soda cans are coated or non porous so the Gallium wont effect the surface of the Aluminium unless you scuff it, so bring some low grit sandpaper if you want to do this. Doesn't take a lot, a 3"x 3" bit at 300 grit would do.

Glue a bomb in his mailbox and tripwire the pin/trigger to explode when the door is opened

Enough with the not the movies bullshit. Take him to small claims court and win. If he doesn't pay, the police will not help you. If he disappears , you will have to hire someone to find him. You will have to have him served papers and then the judge will tell him " you need to pay". After a while judge may throw him in jail for a bit. I am telling you I know this from close friends and families experiences with this shit. It is useless to sue anybody that doesn't have any money. If you get wages garnished they will let him keep enough to survive witch if he's poor, us most of his pay.

this. a little rubbing alcohol wouldn't hurt to deal with any oil or dirt.

>chinks

I'm with this guy fugg his wife.

This is the faggot bitch way of dealing with things that has gotten our societies where they are today. OPs shit neighbor has shown that they are someone not worth existing, and thus should be removed from existence before they fuck over more people.

Find a neglected dog and chain it in his backyard while he is away. Call animal protection

you and your friends are tards.
first, get a lawyer. you will not go to small claims.
minimum suit is $50k (including lawyer fees)

If you don't want to track him (~$150 for PI) and keep suing, then you can simply sell the debt to a collector.

trust me. you can fuck his life up for a long time if he's poor. poor people always lose legal battles.

Send them an envelope containing your nut hair

what am I suing him for though? i don't have any proof he slashed my tire, even though I know it was him

Throw your bloody poop stained toilet paper in his yard

Post free chicken and rib dinner on Craigslist for a certain time and date and include his address

damages. mental damages.
loss of property, loss of time, etc...
your lawyer will tally all that shit up and tell you what you need to do to document.
real easy to catch someone who will slash tires. probably already on someone else's camera.

If it's a rental situation, you can go after the owners too.

your lawyer will determine who and what.

Ask if you can borrow his toilet and take a large dump. Intentionally overfill with toilet paper and flush. Walk away and profit.

Civil court = based on the preponderance of evidence aka its more likely than not that he did it

>do you have an enemies, at all?
No
>Do your other neighbors like you and will they write an affidavit saying so?
Yes
>Approximately how long was it after telling that neighbor to turn down your music were your tires slashed?
And
>what was his response to you when you told him?
>Did you confront him about your tires?
>Have it on recording?
>Call a neutral party like your landlord or something and then confront while on the phone incase they admit it

It's pretty easy.

Pray to Jesus to smite him.

>you must have white neighbors
i take it your a nigger or spic?

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Superglue or jb weld in his house/car locks

50k? For what? Op can't prove shit or he'd have the dude arrested. Presumed innocent. My tard friends have gotten lawyers. And how much do you think you can sell the debt for? Where I live a lawyer won't talk to you without 3k retainer. So you spend 3k on lawyer to due him for 100 dollar tire. He doesn't pay, fucks up more of your shit or gas friends do it while he's at work with an aliby, but you can sell the 3100 dollar debt to a collector for $500. You also never hired a pi before have you $150. ? Op enters a battle with some douchebag and no one will win. He has to do it so douchebag can't trace it back to him. May be too late for that.

checked
also does he have any pets?

op here. i'm probably just gonna go after the property owner for damages and hope they get evicted. we're on the condo association so this shouldn't be too hard provided our property manager follows through

>Presumed innocent
This is a tort. Not a crime.
It's noise. Other neighbors will sign affidavits that will validate your claim.

>a lawyer won't talk to you
the first consult is usually free. the lawyer will determine the worthiness of the case. if it's a good one, he'll likely not charge till the settlment

>$150. ?
Yes. 99% it's done in less than 10 minutes from their desks.

The lawyers determine the amount to sue for. It can include their fees too. Also good to start high and maybe they settle out of court.

Holy shit you people are taking this like a bunch of liberals. Just fucking knock on his door, ask him if he slashs your tires, if he says no tell him fuck you, keep insultint him till he wants to punch you, and when he does kick his ass. Presumably thinking you can kick his ass

I think you watch too many movies. Again, nigger works at McDonald's, he don't have shit, lawyer will know that and demand retainer, pi stuff us too rediculous to respond to. And settle out if court with what? Nigger has no money. Op is out, I'm out . Good luck op.

>he don't have shit
but the landlord do tho

Which wheel position is that?

Threaten to bury them with a pig skin. It worked in a movie.

then put up a pic with timestamp you raging cock gargler.

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Rock through window. He'll retaliate and you should make sure to have evidence of his retaliation.

Sugar in gas tank trick doesn't work. Shotgun shell in muffler, however, does work better.

The main reason why foreign slaves are brought into white countries is that white countries are wealthy and white men don't economically benefit from having children. This causes white men to want to have their kids aborted. The decreasing birthrate in white countries encourages non-whites to invade.

Play louder music.

Talk to a fucking lawyer instead of seeking advice on Yea Forums you retard. Most of the people on here want you to do some retarded shit that'll get you arrested.

This.

>buy hundreds of dollars of weed and don’t smoke it

Sorry fag, but not everyone tries to get their children aborted.

Just call the police from a pay phone and say you’ve seen a lot of shady people coming and leaving from their address.

Load up the underside of his windshield wiper blades with dog shit. Not a ton, just enough. Next rain it will get moist and smear his windshield on the down stroke.

Guys not asking for anyone to do anything just ideas

Put super glue in all his locks

report him and make him pay for waaay better tires

the gymnastics here

>I have to leave because minorities

I'm seriously gonna have to start saying nazi cucks instead of nazi fucks aren't I.

Seriously, what a fucking pussy.