I require an army, show me your talents.
I require an army, show me your talents
Oliver Morgan
Lucas Williams
I can fit an entire scuba tank up my ass
Wyatt Russell
Adam Howard
This is good. We can use you to smuggle hentai into africa.
What is this shit? You think this is a joke?
I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Nolan Gonzalez
Nigger
Noah Morales
Good to know.
Jayden Bell
i got baking soda i got baking soda
Jeremiah Mitchell
Isaiah Sanders
Time for a Crusade
Kayden Cruz
Jace Howard
Is it that time already?
Noah James
whats the mission user
Thomas Perry
Aiden Cooper
I can love like no other man
Dylan Murphy
I have a guy. his name is candle jack he can get rid of any enemy in an instant. or he can ma
Ryan Collins
Jace Richardson
I can make a single body part fall asleep on a single person within 50 feet of me for 10 minutes.
Angel Moore
The anal singularity!
Benjamin Gutierrez
And flying lotus is officially ruined for me
Nicholas Bailey
Shieeeeet negro, I got a 2001 honda civic, a glock 19 and 60 rounds of ammunition. I run deez streets nigga
Justin Clark
im gay
Luis Martin
Good we can make a fake volcano.
A mighty warrior, I hope your nigloo is big.
Indeed
Good disguise.
H E K N O W S
Just on time bismarck! We need to make hashtags into nazi symbols so twitter is one giant nazi forum.
Love me.
Damnit, candle jack got to another one.
AAAAAAAAAAA
Great, we can use you.
Click clack.
Ayden Taylor
i inject things into my dick
Chase Phillips
Michael Sullivan
Luke Stewart
I can fry semen like an egg
Ryan Cox
All you niggers will get genocided
Ryan Barnes
Nathan Lewis
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Carter Howard
Strong, useful combat skills, good interrogator, very comfortable with killing and cleaning up afterwards.
John Williams
kill yourself you gay nigger soytranny
Charles Lee
Have you ever actually killed someone faggots? I have. It's not hard, you need to be a sociopath not to be effected by it though. Anyone that acts like this is obviously not cut out for the job.