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You know the drill

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When I was like four years old I looked up my aunt's skirt (mother's brother's wife). Years later I spied on her in the bathroom through the keyhole.

Thats the normal procedure, starts with a small thing and then escalate

I didn't even look up her skirt on purpose.
>be me, like three or four years old
>visiting aunt and uncle
>time to go
>mum keeps talking with them
>get bored
>lie on my back on the grass
>idly watch the sky
>aunt takes a couple of steps
>she's oblivious to me lying there
>I'm now looking straight up her skirt
>catch an eyeful of bush
>carefully get myself out of there
Thinking back, I'm damn lucky she didn't step on me.

Still accident or not, that puts you in a certain path. Happened sth similar to me and at the end i ended up spying my aunt at any chance i got

I'm using subliminal messages hidden in music to turn my wife into a k9 sex slut.

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On vacation with my family. Wife and son went to bed. Just me and my daughter. Just took this of her... I want her.

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Also, I wonder why she wasn't wearing panties that day

Is that shit works? I dunno sounds fishy

That’s really sad. You know there’s no evidence, much less proof of that ever working?

Now that sounds a bit weird, i mean cmon you was 4

I really dislike faggots and niggers

I think that I majorly fell for a co-organizer, just hope that I can somehow fix my situation with this girl and how she perceives me. I kinda feel like it's been working, but will it be enough for her to entertain the idea of dating?

So basically she knows I like her, a friend made it known to her like 3 months ago. She initially said I was too immature and drank too hard.

Initially she was pretty friendly still after that. But then got distant for a few weeks for some reason.


Then over the past month or so she got close again. Like she's been making solid eye contact, glancing at me on more than one occasion, trying to get me to go to stuff that she's gonna be at, and kinda confiding in me a little (Probably due to me just knowing about the situation a bit more) Along with other stuff...

Along with not focusing on the other guy as much... (It's a different story here. But he crashes at her place (But is from outta town, but has to do shit in the city alot) and they always leave stuff together. But no real handsy or flirty shit

It's working. She recently asked if we could get a dog. I asked boy or girl and she stressed a male dog

She also thinks she's going crazy. She thinks our house is haunted. We built it years ago lol. She says she hears voices in her head and whispers. KEK!!!

If only. Lol

There is a reason the FCC has outlawed use of subliminal msgs in advertising.

I fingered my sis one time that she got home drunk, normally she doesnt drink too much so that was like a weird situation and well the flesh is weak and I couldnt resist

you guys underestimate how stupid and gullible humans are

I dunno I agree those messages works in a certain way, just dont believe they work that way, but if it works for you cool

how old is she?

Now 27, back then when the first time happened 24 if i recall correctly

You have to follow the proper formula for creating a suggestion. You have to use correct pronouns. Females respond to female voices better when using the pronoun "I". Statements must be worded in the positive.

Hmm I dunno but try doesnt hurt

its situational, some people are more susceptible to manipulation than others, how far you can take it is how far you know the target

If I would try that I would do to get my girl into anal

Years back I started a sexual relationship with a 14 year old. She's almost 18 now. Still going strong. My family has no idea

I've been sleeping with my teenage employees. It's the only reason I still do the job I do. It would ruin my life if one of them opened their mouths but I've got it down to a science.

How old are you?

Damn thats risky, if one talks youre totally fucked

Been chasing this girl I've loved since I met her. She just got out of an abusive relationship so I've been talking to her when she gets anxious and shit because we're friends. Trying to ease into it so I don't upset her more because she's emotional as fuck rn.
Just learned one of my best friends wants to date her and he's a way better match for her, and she told me she's into him awhile back. Not sure what to do since this is the first time I've actually cared about someone in a very long time. Probably just gonna bury it and stay single.

I'm 25

Ya, I was a lot more reckless when I was younger but the age difference wasnt as bad. I learned a lot. I set a lot of ground rules and make sure everything is very clear. Plus I make sure we ALWAYS stay on good terms which means sometimes I have to deal with someone super annoying

/b is kinda slow today. I have that feeling

CIA secrets thread the only one that still exists OC

Nah dude srly you just need to tell her how you feel about her and let her choose, if not you could regret about what could had bee

when i was younger, i was plagued by wet dreams of yubaba. i didn’t find her attractive at all, but she would show up in my dreamscape, brutally nude, and the next thing i knew i would wake up to find that i had bedwet thick. the problem was amplified in college, where my roommate was able to smell my nocturnal emissions and got concerned at their frequency. after years of sleeping in cummy sheets and shame, i finally took action. i built a makeshift sex doll to look like yubaba and had vigorous, sweaty sex with it until i cummed in her witch vag. after that, no more yubaba sex dreams

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I earn about 1.5-3k/month scamming people online, im literally living off it since i dont have another job but this one

Its not that much, but id rather keeping it low profile, also i live in a 3rd world shithole and those 3k are A LOT here

I wouldnt risk it teenagers are unpredictable

>ywn break the witch's curse

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Ive fantisized about having a girl for me to fuck and raise as she goes through puberty and remains mine the whole time

She's pretty hot

No, I don't. What's the drill?

I fap to the idea of my sis getting fucked by different thing

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>be me
>while driving down the road with wife, talking about kinky sex wife admits to letting our pitbull fuck her.
>i am in shock
>upset she didn't let me watch
>ask her to let me watch
>she lets me watch three times
>she no longer wants to let the dog fuck her and announces it will not happen again.
>be upset it will not happen again.

I'm writing a short college romance story

Jason was still kicking himself for not asking Sydney the burning question, but fate hadn’t let the chance slip away yet. He wrenched the towering glass door open for Sydney as the two stepped out into the cool darkness of Friday night. “Do you mind if I ask you something? Something else?”

“You act like you’re abusing a privilege.” She went ahead but turned around to face him.

“What are you doing this...” He began, his earlier boldness long gone. “Semester in terms of a language class? For the requirement. Everyone I know takes Spanish. I kinda suck at it, but class can be kinda fun sometimes.”

"J'ai appris à parler espagnol quand j'étais plus jeune "

Jason gave her a confused look. “What?”

She crossed her arms. “Vous avez un joli visage. Voulez-vous manger pizza avec moi?”

“Alright, now I know you’re just trying to mess with me, and I’m pretty sure that’s French.”

Sydney chuckled lightly. “I learned how to speak Spanish in high school, and I’m currently taking French. Romance languages build on each other.”

“Wow, you’re...” He was suddenly envisioning Sydney dressed like Audrey Hepburn on the balcony of a hotel in Paris overlooking the setting sun. “That’s cool.”

Something about the stillness and serenity of night always seemed to calm his nerves, but the dread was currently making a nest. What also didn’t help was Sydney looking at him expectantly. “Well, unless you have another burning query, I think I’ll be-”

“Actually, I wanted to ask you,” He cut her off as if that would stop her from leaving. “If you weren’t doing anything super important this weekend, I was wondering iffff…”

Sydney was giving him a look somewhere between confusion and genuine concern when Jason decided he could no longer tolerate standing in the awkward void of his own construction. “If you wanna come to the game tomorrow. Like, as a guest.”

There was no shift in her expression, so there was still a chance Sydney might relieve him of one or more extremity. A few more agonizing seconds passed before there was a response. “Yes. Yes, I’d like to come.”

“Really?” Jason was grateful almost no one was around to hear these outbursts.

“Do you mind if I invite Tara and George?”

“Yeah, totally. No problem at all,” Jason said, still having to restrain his excitement.
“You know, I wasn’t sure at first, but I think it’s official: we make a pretty good team.”

“Like Marie and Pierre Curie,” Sydney responded.

“Who?”

“Patroclus and Achilles.”

“You’re one for two.”

She paused. “Iron Man and Captain America.”

He nodded, at last satisfied. “Definitely. You’re the brains, I’m the brawn. But you would totally be Wonder Woman. I mean, not just cuz she’s a woman, but because she’s, like, really smart and really beautiful. Uh…” Jason felt his face light up like a Christmas tree sauteed in gasoline. “She’s also really tall. Not that I don’t think it’s okay that you aren’t tall, I think you look just fine at any height, but-gah,” There was a brief respite from the cascade before Jason turned and made a beeline in the opposite direction of his own dorm. “I’ll see you at the game tomorrow."

Guy who's wife fucked his pitbull here. Just ask her, puss.

We believe all of this

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I climbed up the local water tower cut the lock and pissed in there

Did she take the knot?

Yep

Damn dude. Can't wait for my wife to get stuff with doggy knot. I want to here the uncomfortable "umpf" .

Shit still gets me hard replying it in my head.

Naw, I'd rather her think it was her idea

When i was a teen, i let our golden fuck me.
I was already sexually active but was always curious about getting fucked by the dog.
Internet porn showed me it was possible and that other women habe tried it so i was like wtf lol

Good luck.

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Did you like it? Did you take the knot?

Tits or gtfo

He kept scratching me with his dew claws and he kept poking my asshole with his dick. I never had anal sex at that point and didn't want to lose my brown card to fido.
I did take the knot. Was awesome.

I would stand outside of my parents bedroom door for about 20-30 minutes in the middle of the night with either a chef's knife or a loaded rifle trying to work up the strength to kill my father for beating me.
They still don't know about it 10 years later.

Have you told anyone this?
Like, a therapist?

Have you told anyone this?
Like, a therapist?

Thanks. I want to make her the next StrayX. I want to make her a star.

Stray x has spme greaaat videos

I told my wife. She is trying to get me to see a therapist but I refuse. I know I would be diagnosed with something.
Physical abuse, emotional abuse, a near inability to actually empathize with people, obsession with fire, sexual arousal from watching violent acts (one of the greatest nuts i ever busted was the New Zealand shooting footage). I am legitimately a ticking time bomb of a serial killer I jsut don't know what the trigger will be or if it will ever happen.

The Record series was poorly shot, but otherwise phenomenal.

How does it feel to fuck someone that young

Just make sure to record it and live upload it here when you do to live forever.

The thrill is part of the fun. I'm pretty picky now about the girls I do sleep with I think I'm a pretty good judge and do a lot to keep it risk free

I really cant stop myself. I'm mildly attractive so the come at me.

Yeah, no reason to seek profession services at all. Make sure to an hero before you fag out and go on a spree because you were "triggered."

Give it up now. Move on, there's no hope for you here.

If she just got out of a relationship, abusive or not, she's not going to be receptive to a new one.
If she's talking to you about the shit she went through in that relationship, that means you've been friend-zoned. If you know anything, you know that once you're friend-zoned, you'll never get out.

Seriously. Continue to be her friend & all that, but any & all prospects of you & her being an item together are done and gone. Don't set yourself up for failure. Sooner you detach emotionally, the better you'll be.

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After being molested by one of my two aunts at an early age, I eventually went on to fuck every woman in my immediately family. That would be my mother, my older and younger sister, both aunts, and two female cousins.

If I showed you a picture of me you'd call me a Chad. I got pushed into all of the usual Chad upbringing methods. Boy Scouts, Eagle Scouts, played baseball and football, ran track. I would honestly say I have a sex addiction, but random casual sex is just a short high. I turned fucking the women of my family into my personal challenge, and it honestly wasn't even hard. Aside from this, I'm a completely normal guy, and would even say my family is mostly normal.

Feel free to ask questions or to call me a faggot.

faggot.
whats your favorite color?

Pics or it never happened

well I'll tell you this. people's assumption of how tight someone that young is is heavily understated if anything. That shit is tighter than a human pore

it's already all planned out. No plan on uploading because I don't intend on giving away information that could be used to stop me, and the stopping only happens when I end up dead.

Well but also a matter of usage I think, my girl is 31 and she is tight af

As a trueborn Chad, obviously camo.

Yeah, how could that possibly ruin my life?

im essentially consumed by jealousy at this point, I live in the shadow of all my fucking freinds

Maybe you're right but it was by far the tightest squeeze I've ever felt. and she's still really tight but it's not the instant nut she used to be. And also the fetishism of the taboo nature just makes cumming inside her a million times more satisfying

I'm gonna call bullshit. There is no way a normal mom is gonna fuck their son, let alone an entire family.

I’m constantly paranoid my girlfriend will cheat on me. To the point I’ve made her cut off male friends, checked her phone when she was asleep, etc. but, I’ve cheated on her twice and don’t feel bad about it. Why is it that I’m so worried/upset by her getting even the slightest attention from another dude but yet I want to constantly cheat on her and haven’t ever had any second thoughts or regrets

Tell user were she is then go to bed so we can have her instead.

thats cause you're an insecure and controlling fuck. All those actions do the best to feed you're ego. You're a self-centered twat

Jesus that's like psych 101. Stop being a complete possessive faggot, you're gonna get caught if you keep up your paranoia.

You know, I used to think the exact same thing. She was like my holy grail. She didn't know about my abuse, but she knew I came back differently that summer, and when I started to suffer depression at an early age, my mother would try her best to keep me happy and normal. Thus the sports and scouts, as well as buying video games and generally making sure my childhood was as happy as could be. We've only been together a handful of times, and the first was a drunken hookup while on a family vacation.

I would definitely marry my cousin if I could. I don't know much about her but she seems like a sweetheart. Idk man I know it's just a dream when I look at it realistically though

You're a man. That's just instinct. How ever your paranoia stems completely from the fact your cheating. Cheaters are usually quick to accuse and obsess over such things.

Meh. We’ve been together almost two years now, might marry her, probably won’t start being able to resist the urge to fuck any decent looking girl I get the chance to.

I try not to let shit get to me but for some reason it’s a constant worry. My ex cheated on me, blindsided the fuck out of me, I still hold onto that feeling and don’t want to feel it again. But yet I have no issue doing it to someone else who’s givin me no reason not to. I’ve checked her phone twice, never found anything.

I want to fuck and impregnate my sister so badly

I did that to a cousin once, pic of your sis?

Then quit being a controlling fuck you asshole

> I did NOT commit the Whitechapel murders of '88.

I have a secret fetish for shemales only. My 1st time was with a shemale , 25cm/9 inch penis. It took my ass 2 weeks to recover.

I want to. That’s the thing. She’s given me no reason to accuse her of things or not trust her, but yet deep down I’m consistently paranoid of it. And that started before I ever cheated on her so I refuse to believe it’s just guilty conscience

My arms are actually 20 feet long. Whenever someone comments on it i gaslight them into thinking they are on lsd.

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Thats her more or less at the time that happened
Sorry the potato quality

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Call it intuition, paranoia, or being reasonable, or crazy.... You might be right in that she'll cheat, is cheating, or has cheated.

You have a bunch of unresolved insecurities stemming from your past relationship and also because in your head you know deep down if you'd be willing then why not her? So you ust put that on her. You're lucky you haven't chased her away. You're a shitty boyfriend

Bad quality but she surely looks hot

Why the fuck is your wife not running for the hills? Some women are dumb as fuck.

agree, you can 100% lose or 99% lose so its better to at least try

I fell in love with a coworker but I'm married. What do I do?

Ok I'll bite. How did you land all your family members?

I love my wife but I'm obsessed with pussy. I pay massage girls and hookers so I can play with more variety of pussy. Sometimes I post or re-post greentexts of it here.

Fantasise about her while you fuck your wife. Far less chance of messing up your life than any other alternative.

Fuck a homeless man

Story? How easy is it to get pay girls? What tips do you have for a beginner/novice?

I masturbated over a sleeping friend this morning. She had a tit poking out and i couldn't help it. Some cum landed on it and she stirred. She didn't wake up, but her stirring exposed the other boob. Poor cock, he feels abused now. Licked both nipples without so much as a murmur.

I did this to my friend's mom when I was 16. She was sleeping on the couch and he was having a shower and I masturbated on her face. She woke up an hour or so later complaining about drooling in her sleep but it was just the cum of a 16 year old on her lips. heart never raced so much

1- I'm 25 years old and never had a girlfriend or even dated a girl. So I've never kissed or had sex.
I'm not unattractive and I had some girls who showed some interest on me in the past. But I didn't want something with them because I have a short penis and phimosis. That's my biggest complex.

2- I have a big folder where I save pics of girls I know IRL and find attractive. Most of the pictures are of girls in swimsuit.
I usually jerk of with them.
The girls are from highschool and college.
I have this folder since a long time (6 or more years I think) and it keeps getting bigger...

3- I have nudes of my sister and jerk off with them.

Yeah she is tbh didnt see her like that, i mean yes ofc at some point i realized she was hot and checked her out every now and then.Actually i stopped watching her like for 3 years when I moved but when i returned to my hometown was kinda hot looking at her.

And again she was never a heavy drinker but that year on her bday she got really drunk and i couldnt resist, started just touching her really light but things scalated and when i noticed i already had my finger in her.

Same user, anybody ever fool with their cousins or marry them? No homo shit you male sex homos. How did the whole debacle happen?

>Why is it..

Yea Forums has spoken. So let it be written, so let it be done.

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because she doesnt beleive im that bad.

He didn't. He's a bullshit artist. Stop feeding the trolls.

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When my nephew stays with me I let him shower with me and my gf

For a brothel, it's pretty easy. They have an up-front price list and the girls will tell you what they offer. Massage parlours are a bit different - you may have to read the subtle cues to know what's on offer.

Just sexual fantasies but nothing concrete

Most recent massage:
>be me, under pressure at work, feeling depressed
>go for a long evening walk, over 10km, averaging 5.8km/h
>walking past a massage joint, step in because why not
>ask Chinese woman in short, black dress for an hour
>tries to talk me down to 45 minutes
>not taking that shit, walk out
>walk around the corner to another massage joint
>Japanese MILF receptionist sells me an hour
>go to room, slightly chubby Japanese masseuse enters
>starts working on my back, lots of oil
>chat with her about Japan, places we've both been
>does a pretty good job, not rushed
>realise just how tight and tense my legs have been
>comes to the flip and she asks about extras
>offers nude handjob for $80
>give her two fifties, say she can get change later
>strips naked starts working my dick
>her tits aren't great, she's had a cheap enlargement
>upsells playing with tits/pussy for another $20
>yeah, I was expecting this - just means no change
>too bad the room has dim "mood lighting"
>can't get a good view of her pussy
>suck her tits and finger her pussy - she's pretty wet
>middle finger, ring finger, pinky all get in
>ask her how many fingers she can take
>tells me she can take two
>"but I've already got three in"
>"no, not three!" - sounds scared
>lol, can't tell how many fingers are in her pussy
>three fingers is clearly a stretch anyway
>take pinky out and finger her hard with two fingers
>rub her g-spot hard, push in as deep as I can get
>she doesn't moan, squeal or say anything
>clearly not into it, and not even pretending
>talk to her in Japanese
>she's surprised I can speak Japanese
>doesn't try to upsell me a blowjob or sex
>kind of disappointed - would've liked to fuck her
>considered just sticking it in, but not a rapist
>she finished me off and cleaned me up
>walk the 3km home and head straight to the shower
>takes me ages to get all the oil out of my body hair

I'm assuming she's the first to die

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>Shit week: crap markets, and package lost in the post
>Friday, politics making it too risky to trade
>I'll get fucked by a whore instead of fucked by markets
>Everyone had the same idea, local brothel is bustling
>Only free girl is a Thai/Viet - does nothing for me
>Sit and talk to blonde, middle-aged Aussie receptionist
>Two more girls show up: petite, slim Thai and thicc Viet with fake tits
>Take Viet for an hour, hoping I won't regret it
>Says she likes my long hair, says I look like a rock star
>Notices my stress, gives me a massage - she's competent but not great
>Feel her up - nice thicc legs and butt, a little chubby, but not fat
>She has pussy stubble - guess she didn't shave today, but neither did I
>Puts the condom on with her mouth and sucks
>Actually chose the right size condom for my fat dick, hooray!
>Stop her after a while to play with her big, fake tits
>Fake tits actually done well, so lots of fun, but she insists I be gentle
>Insists I'm gentle on her pussy as well, doesn't want me to finger her
>Time to go for it - get her on her back, she lubes me up a bit, goes in easy
>She starts with fake overblown moaning, but stops pretty quickly
>Maybe she realised I don't like it and switched to GFE mode
>Plenty of hugging and kissing on the lips
>Flip over she rides me - bucks her hips enthusiastically
>Sit up and enjoy those big, fake tits in my face while she rides
>Flip her on her side and put one leg up so I can get in deep
>Says it's good, but she probably tells everyone that - it's a job
>Go back to missionary and cum in the condom, but still plenty of time
>Lie there and talk about food, travel, places we've both been
>She's impressed that I can speak Viet and several other languages
>Tells me to stress less and relax
>Tells me I'm too self-conscious about my body
>Says she loves my skin and I'm not fat compared to most guys
>Either she liked me, or she's good at providing a convincing GFE
>Leave fairly satisfied, but not feeling less stressed

Other greentext is me too, but it barely fits in the character limit for a post so I couldn't link back to previous posts.

Cont?

Starting with my older sister, I'd say 90% of it was just our close proximity to each other growing up (she was only 2 years older) and the fact we were often left alone after school to watch our younger sister. Nothing happened until I was a sophomore in high school and she was a senior.

I was already more than familiar with porn, but seeing her around the house in short-shorts or a plain tee without a bra had put her at the forefront of my jerking off fantasies. She would drive us home after school, and because of track or football I was usually a fucking mess and would go straight for the shower once we were home, then walk to my room in only a towel, close the door, and jack off completely naked, usually to my sister.

Until one day she walked in without knocking and found me laid back on my bed, cock in one hand, balls cradled in the other. No, she didn't jump my dick right then and there, we both froze completely and she just stood there for a minute in what seemed like utter shock, before turning and closing the door. After this, I started getting off to the idea of getting caught or of someone watching me masturbate.

She was quiet and awkward the next few days, but I just acted as if nothing had happened whatsoever, and began jerking off in more risky environments when I knew she was around, leaving the bathroom door unlocked, or my bedroom door cracked, shit like that. Our bedrooms shared a wall, so late at night I'd masturbate right up against the wall, making as much noise as I could. One night, right after I finished, I heard her leave her room and go to the bathroom down the hall. I jumped up and slid my gym shorts on, shirt and socks off, and waited outside of the bathroom door. When she finally opened up she jumped at the sight of me, asked me wtf I was doing creeping around in the dark. I told her I wasn't creeping that I just needed to wash up, and her response was "Yeah, I bet you do."

Continued in my next post (sorry dood)

Regular sht me fucking her cumming in her, getting a boob job cause she has big breast, nothing crazy

oh god no. She is the reason I have to keep everything normal. Keeping her happy and comfortable is everything to me.
My peice of shit father is the first to die.

On a different sidenote, what languages do you speak?
What hookers or "sex workers" do you prefer?
Brothels? How do you spot them?
I remember a tranny brothel by a middle school wayyyyyy back but I don't want aids and it seemed sketchy (like gun and coke sketchy)

>On a different sidenote, what languages do you speak?
English, Japanese, Viet, Dutch, and Serbian. Can also speak German and Italian poorly when necessary, and understand enough Chinese to survive in Hong Kong.

>What hookers or "sex workers" do you prefer?
It's best when you click with the girl, and she's actually into it. That doesn't happen very often, so most of the time sex with hookers is mechanical, emotionless and unfulfilling.

>Brothels? How do you spot them?
In Australia they're legal and hence advertise, so it's pretty easy to spot them. In Japan prostitution is technically illegal but tolerated, so although places don't explicitly say they're brothels, it's pretty clearly implied. Like this joint in Nagano called "Heisei Komachi" advertising hourly prices for "full service". In Hong Kong, there's the 141 thing - buildings full of studio apartments with one girl working out of each apartment. Plenty of web sites listing them. In China look for hairdressers, massage shops, or spa places where the girls are clearly dressed to impress, and there are far more girls than there should be for the amount of business they're doing.

>I remember a tranny brothel by a middle school wayyyyyy back but I don't want aids and it seemed sketchy (like gun and coke sketchy)
Yeah, better to stay the hell away from really shady-looking places like that.

Another massage story for you:
>there's a massage shop with hilarious advertising
>"Girls like to make man very happy with our massage. You happy we happy."
>heading past to go to bank and post office, may as well drop in
>two women at reception, one in yellow dress, and a chubby Chinese woman in a white dress
>pay for an hour, and chubby one takes me to the room
>would have preferred yellow dress, but let's see how it goes
>lie face down naked on the massage table, she does the massage in silence
>always feels like a CFNM female power thing
>lying face down naked while clothed woman has her way with your body
>she gives hints with her hands that more's coming but doesn't talk at all
>eventually whispers in my ear, "boom boom condom one hundred"
>didn't realise anyone actually said "boom boom" IRL - thought that was just a stereotype
>agree, and give her the money, she starts to go to get a condom
>nope, these places always have shitty condoms that are too tight and ruin it
>lucky I came prepared - pull out my preferred Ansell Skyn condom, she's pleased with that
>she takes off her dress and underwear - being chubby she has big tits for a Chinese woman
>suck on her tits for a bit, try to make some small talk, but she knows zero English
>that explains the silence - conversation just isn't going to happen
>she seems keen to get it on - puts the condom on and lubes up
>sit her on the edge of the massage table while I stand facing her and fuck her
>not as tight as I'd hoped, but still feels pretty good
>go to flip her over for doggy, she resists but I'm strong enough to force her over
>fuck her bent over the massage table while I rub her clit
>after a while in that position she lies on he back on the massage table and spreads
>fuck her missionary while she moans and finish in the condom
>she cleans me up and gives me some more of a massage, I think she went over the time
>turns out it wasn't false advertising for once, she really did try to make me happy

Thats hot i had the tempation of doing something like that but dont have the balls

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Trust me dude wasnt my plan but having this laying down in bed, the temptation was too much and as i said i started really light, i thought ok just feel her up a bit and thats it but one thing leaded to the other and well ended up that way

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bruh i want her too

Lol dreamgirls

This:

I fucked a coworker who is about to move in with her bf. They are in a relationship since hs. I'm thinking to send an email to her bf, telling the truth about her...
According to her this was the first and only time that cheat him, she was looking for a quick adventure, and also another cock I Guess...

bump

She's a liar. My gf just cheated on me with a Co worker. We have been together since highschool. She's cheated on me with 8 coworkers now but says this one is her first time cheating. Jokes on her, I paid the first 7 coworkers to fuck her so I could get time to myself to take knitting lessons. Lesson of the day is not to listen to woman even if they sound like they are telling the truth because even when they tell the truth it's boring.

>I was plowing a drunken coma booze hound
>She groggily opens her eyes as I finish in her
>Next day mom says "Um... are you doing stuff to me when I get really drunk?"
>I say "Yeah. Sorry. I didn't know you didn't drink enough last night. I thought you'd sleep through it."
>She stammers "That stops now!"
>I shrug and ask "Are you still gonna' get that drunk?"
>She says "When I drink and how much is none of your business."
>I say "Okay. Next booze run, grab more lube."