actual new celeb thread
something or another edition
Actual new celeb thread
Gosh
Really?
My queen
Choke yourself
on water
dAddario is a a kind of guitar string
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>>pasty-koppa Incoming
I actually am resocializing. Its not an insult. Veterans, prison inmats, and similar people have to resocialize.
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Secrets? Okay you asked:
my real name is duke zuur. much of my art and music has been used in many mediums for colaborative efforts. Im all ove the inter in one form or another. I am a very influencial artist. I go by the monikers, zukeduur, wires, burnt, thenumeralzero, and others. I usually link art and music i am personally involved in. For example, i will link some now.
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Everhthing i said is true.
Sincerely,
Duke Zuur
thenumeralzero
ps im good looking
next level fap material in here
I wish millie user was lewd
Young Alexis was a true 10/10
>Choke yourself
one of the millie anons tributed her pics and sent them to her on twitter or something.
Fuck off Dillon
she 100% didn't need the titjob, but at least she seems to rock it pretty well
madz did it better
I once beat the shit out of someone who told me they were a pedo.
All I want is you back on the sofa
Okay I'm ready for more.
i want to slip my cock between her foot and shoe
How about some actual nudes of actual celebrities?
leak new shit, faggots!
I-I-It's s-s-so unfortunate s-so m-m-many m-m-men w-w-will never h-have a-a-a woman th-this...
Why do you hate beautiful young women?
Lol, fucking savage
I could look past the fake tits if she didn't get lip injections or whatever else she did to her beautiful face
She's still banging, sure. But not a 10 anymore
You want to just leave Halston poster in the bed alone?
if you have content to post, then post
otherwise, shut the fuck up
shes a soft 6 now
>Post pics that don't exist
being this retarded
Can I haz ryan newman or sleen pls?
I-I-It m-m-m-must f-f-feel t-t-terrible...
The power of Alex compels you,
The power of Alex compels you,
Jump.
Bed time
Are you sure?
Wallpaper material right here
nice get
I have lots of new stuff, but i dont have permission to share them
We might have to, poor thing is very drunk and tired. Want more rum, or are you on the whiskey?
Real and heterosexual.
>shes a soft 6 now
dude, cmon. Your standards are too high ...
Im serious i have new ones, but not going to share. because i dont have permission
dz
In terms of celebs, not in terms of normal woman.
Fair enough.
I started with rum, might as well keep with the rum. Will you grab a blanket for us please. I'll mee you on the sofa.
>I have lots of new stuff, but i dont have permission to share them
sure
excuses are liek assholes
everyones got one
& they all stink
i'd fudge the frick out of mbb
FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCK!!!!
THEY EXIST!!! ALL WOMEN TAKE NAKED SELFIES, ESPECIALLY FAMOUS ONES BECAUSE OF NARCISSISM !!!!!!!!
That's a shame, but I completely understand. I hope you get permission soon.
Names?
Yes, I‘m very sure, need her.
Moar Millie
O-O-Oh, i-i-i-in th-th-the g-g-gut a-a-and mind... L-L-Like f-f-finding o-o-out y-y-your b-best d-d-d-d-dreams a-a-a-are j-j-just that... D-Dreams... T-Then a-a-a-a-a i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-inevitable c-c-compromise, t-t-to h-h-hoping f-f-for at least a-a-a-a halfway d-d-decent l-looking r-r-r-regular woman...
oh no it's retarded
HNNNNG
Shes just perfect
I'll be waiting! Big drink for me, bigger one for you.
tee-hee!
u mad?
yeah, u mad
Getting hard
P-P-P-Please th-th-th-they th-think... G-Give m-m-m-me a-a-a-at l-l-l-least s-s-something th-that r-r-r-resembles th-this b-b-beauty... B-B-Before I-I g-g-grow t-t-too old and w-w-w-w-wax w-w-w-worthy t-t-t-to y-y-y-young w-w-women uninteresting...
Sleen user? :(
I'm on the couch, where are you? What happen to Halston poster? I hope she's doesn't puke in the bed, I have to go to sleep there later.
Those lips
I'm not retarded, just a little slow.
nah, not really. more tired than anything.
Right here on the sofa. Sorry if I'm taking up all the space, you'll have to sit on my lap instead. It's cold after Halstonposter left.
I feel very tense
Well I was going to post more, but you ruined it by being gay.
Here's a little tip; Dont ever tell me that you're getting har, or masturbating, or any of that shit. I'm not saying gay is eveil, but I'm not gay, so don't go sticking your boner in my face. I don't like that gay shit.
faggot
Nessanon and Halston poster left us, I don't want to sit on your lap...but we can spoon. Big or little?
Now you got me throbbing
> so don't go sticking your boner in my face.
You're on a public board.
Don‘t post on b if you can‘t handle hard cocks you whiny little shit
Damn her new show sucks, ´Bless this mess'
but I guess title worked, renewed for season2
I've felt tense all day. Not sure what is wrong.
I'm not moving up! You have to sit on my lap.
HOLY SHIT!
IS THIS FUCKING REAL?! WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN??? POST MOR!!!
It usually relaxes me looking at celebs I like, did you try that?
Maybe I'll just go back to bed then, Halston is passed out. Where's my drink.
Daughter is better.
only one ever
Playboy's Year in Sex issue
I'm gonna follow you to bed then...
lol
Oh fuck
Who dis? Go on.....
Why?
Nein
A bit. Already feeling better after being here though, I'm sure it's working
Because I wanna lay with you :3
Awwwww, okay, maybe, I just don't wanna sit on your lap.
Fine. I'll be big spoon then!
Keep it up, no allowance for you
Lily Mo! Get off the computer, your mom is bound to find you soon and then we are all in trouble.
Can I be big spoon? What if you're cold?
who are they?
Fine, you can be big spoon this time...
If I am cold you can hold me tight, just like I did for you.
The one on the left is Kate Beckinsale, but I must apologize, for I don't know the one on the right.
You not kidding. more?
Okay, just let me know when you're cold. Have you had enough to drink or do you want some more?
>don't ever tell me that you're getting har
>har
I will have some more drink if you do.
And I am cold now.
...is it safe to come out yet...
Just a little bit. And come here, I'll wrap my arms around you and cover us with this blanket till you are warm.
no
any unsee tonight?
oh ok
Pull me into you. I want to rub myself back against you user.
Dreamed I was an Eskimo
(Bop-bop ta-da-da bop-bop Ta-da-da)
Frozen wind began to blow
(Bop-bop ta-da-da bop-bop Ta-da-da)
Under my boots 'n around my toe
(Bop-bop ta-da-da bop-bop Ta-da-da)
Frost had bit the ground below
(Boop-boop aiee-ay-ah!)
Was a hundred degrees below zero
(Booh!)
(Bop-bop ta-da-da bop-bop Ta-da-da)
And my momma cried:
Boo-a-hoo hoo-ooo
And my momma cried:
Nanook-a, no no (no no...)
Nanook-a, no no (no no...)
Don't be a naughty Eskimo-wo-oh
(Bop-bop ta-da-da bop-bop Ta-da-da)
Save your money: don't go to the show
Well I turned around an' I said:
HO HO
(Booh!)
Well I turned around an' I said:
HO HO
(Booh!)
Well I turned around an' I said:
HO HO
An' the Northern Lites commenced t' glow
An' she said
(Bop-bop ta-da-da bop...)
With a tear in her eye:
WATCH OUT WHERE THE HUSKIES GO
AN' DON'T YOU EAT THAT YELLOW SNOW
WATCH OUT WHERE THE HUSKIES GO
AN' DON'T YOU EAT THAT YELLOW SNOW
>"Pure Beauty'' XxX Links and chat. Welcome )
how much of this womans poop would u devour??
CAN YOU KEEP IT DOWN?!
Let me know if I squeeze you too much.
all of it, and have for many years
No u
I'd like it if you did. Let me know if I am grinding my butt too roughly.
not my turn this time
NIIIICE
Nadia?!
Settle down, let me just hold you tight, can't have you getting cold.
Let me suck your knob
A lot of anons in these threads are very much fully gay user, couldn't you tell?
Sure it is
She has an actual name
>referencing 30 yo movie
well ok
har har har youtu.be
:3
jk
kek
doıkş
WTF is wrong with her? Why hasn't her mother told her to stop acting like a slut? Bitch probably already has roast beef.
U basterd
enjoy this primus video tho, it actually will grow on you
youtube.com
Guilty as charged. I was straight before these threads, but now I prefer the same sex.
I'm feeling frisky, too late.
Yeah, she does. Nadia.
>Not knowing who Nadia is
Get a load of this dope!
I don't think anything is wrong with her.
Are you a virgin?
The amount of sex a woman has is unrelated to the size and/or appearance of her labia, you complete retard.
thank you :]
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Melanie's got some nice titties
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mods killing all celeb threads apparently
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Kek
Şhe looks blue