What would you do if you got turned into a woman?

I'd probably act the same way.

Non-stop sex.

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invite tons of people for a gangbang.

How many men? I'd start with ten, then do more gradually each session. My goal, and dream, would be a 100-man gangbang.

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>What would you do if you got turned into a woman?
I'm reasonably /fit/ so become a patreon thot model doing cosplay.

Get costumes
put 10 fucking filters on to get rid of any imperfections
Let the pictures circulate through the web for a few months and then open a patron account giving lewd pics to high donations

Ask beta orbiter followers for donations and costumes

Not that tough.
After that go find a chad to fuck since I haven't actually touched any penis yet I'm still good.

Or just sell my virginity online to a rich Oil Sheik for a cool million dollars

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Yea, warming up with about 10 would probably be good.
But a huge one to end it would be awesome. Semi-aggressive as well.
Would love to take 2-3 people at a time then get dragged and thrown around after they finish

Bad idea. Its a fun idea sure, but not a good or sustainable one.
Women aren't selective with their mates to be bitches, they are selective with their mates because no matter what the feminists say, their social worth is directly correlated with how much effort it takes to have sex with them along with several other factors like fitness and health.

Women CAN have orgies should they choose, but they do not because that ruins their worth to high value men.

Well, I'd gradually reach a 100-man bang long before I wanted to "end". Honestly, I'd probably aim to slut it up until menopause. I'd have to find men with different tastes as I aged, of course, but should still be pretty easy.

Probably spend a day masturbating and shoving random things in my pussy. Then I'd probably go really slutty for a while before feeling guilty about it.

Still be fat and unattractive

I'd just want a decent job to sustain myself with and live alone, while relaxing by having tons of sex with different guys all the time. I don't want a rich husband.

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That's a good point.
But I mean, I wouldn't do it anywhere near my home town.
And I would act completely normal when I'm not in slut mode.
Hell, I'd even use my female card to get a good job.

... I just realised I'm describing most women.

>I don't want a rich husband.
Then you are a fool. Women with successful husbands are basically living the NEET dream.
Do what you want all day and occasionally have sex.
(unless you live in India the middle east, Africa, or certain parts of Europe that have been flooded with Africans and Middle Easterners)

>... I just realised I'm describing most women.
He finally gets it

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Let me join the circle of e-whores, imagine how many betabux we could take in with a multi-girl cosplay shoot

>I'd just want a decent job to sustain myself with and live alone
Being a lonely old woman would fucking suck.
To a woman, your 20s are a long term investment. If you can slut around for a few years then find a high level guy about a decade older than you, you're set.

Who goes out of town to fuck lol, maybe sex addicts but thats it.

This is why Betabux is a real phenomenon.

Its all fetlife and other such websites now. Most girls unless there is an active club life don't go around town to pick up guys

Well, I wouldn't cheat on someone who lives in the same town.

Attempt to seduce this glorious bastard

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Nobody under 30 uses those websites lol

Probably open a twitch chanel

Let my best friend fuck my brains out.

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...

Kill myself

You make points, but I hate being around others for social reasons. I'd only want to see men for sex. Living with someone? No. And he'd probably want me to have his kid and raise it too.

finally be happy

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Make some kind of cyber punk-esq semi-furry mask and become a semi-e thot. become a surrogate mother, get the milf body while not having to keep the kid. People would eat that shit right up. Instant career.

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get impregnated by one of you degenerates ASAP

Become a golddigger. Live an easy life.

You wanna get pregnant?

freak the fuck out then get used to it.

Be the same shut-in recluse, only masturbate with a vagina instead of a dick.

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Get an unneutered male dog and a small bottle of "bitch in heat" pheromone.

get chastity piercings on my vagina and only have anal sex

>"Pure Beauty'' XxX Links and chat. Welcome )

pure-beauty.website/

Anal is good.

But what is a chastity piercing?

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>marry 4 $$$
>chill

vaginal piercings that prevent a penis from going inside

But why?

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Use my gender to fund my gaming addiction and also maybe become a camgirl. I have no problem doing it as a male its just not as easy.

because it arouses me

dont like vaginas only ass :)

i'd become the biggest anal slut in the porn business

Move to outer space. Being a women means I will have my period. Having my period will attract bears. The bears can smell the menstruation. No sir! Not having that!

live a much easier life

Lesbian sex

How do women get pleasure from anal?

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would i be turned into a hot woman or just a female version of ugly, obese and socially awkward me?

Quick poll: Which would you use after transforming?

>tampons
>pads
>cups

i would buy some sexy underwear,make a twitch.tv account.go on it,and make money and live an easy life

Fuck all the biggest cocks I could find on the internet bareback

this.
please answer op

Marry a nice strong man and have lots of babies, become a loyal housewife and loving mom

free bleed

Be a golddigger and be happy

I think that it means that you would become just a Female equivalent of you. That means most of Yea Forums would look like pic related.

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Smartest answers so far

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diapers

Fuckin' A, man.

even landwhales like that have it easier than your average neet, just for being females so it would be a big improvement

I'd be excited but think about it. You technically don't exist on paper to the government, you're an illegal alien from then on and have to try getting citizenship as well as register for a social security card. Might be worth it though, especially if you're hot. OP never specified.

Only have sex with rich Chads

This, then get money to model them

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Read a book about women's sexuality that had a chapter on this. As with everything else, every woman us a unique delicate flower, blah blah blah, but there is pressure on the rear wall of the vagina that feels pleasurable. Some women also respond to the intensity of the sensation, and some have a kink for very deep penetration, beyond what their vagina can accommodate.
I only ever dated one girl who preferred anal, but she never explained why.

>I hate being around others for social reasons
And you want a job?
user, if you were femanon you would want to be NEET mode.
So just take lewd pics

Eh, It depends. I don't think the mentality of the user would change. I think most of the faggots here would have the courage to go out and socialize. They would be the same neets who never go outside. But then there are definitely some people who would turn out pretty hot, but i don't think those are common.

The pressure of having your butt stuffed feels pretty good, and that doesn't require a prostate.

i meant their mentality wouldn't change

my thoughts fucking exactly

I think it's interesting how most people here would immediately whore themselves out but at the same time probably hate women for doing the same thing.

I would be try to be the girl next door who gets good grades and actually tries for a career. Only fuck dudes who will actually provide and otherwise ignore all gender stereotypes.

become a pornslut

A human vagina can not fit a horsedick.

You clearly haven't watched enough porn

Get fucked like no tomorrow

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Buy some horse semen, and put up a video of myself drinking it. Later do a dog cum video, and a donkey cum video. Repeat.

>What would you do if you got turned into a woman?
Become an alt-right youtuber and absorb the betabux without ever having to take my clothes off

Antifeminist women can basically say anything in front of a camera and MGTOWs eat it up

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Just use corn starch and food coloring to make fake semen that you can flavor

>Thirsty betas thinking its the same thing as if you were a man

feel my breasts for a while, then masturbate furiously

>Camwhoring for /pol
You're thinking too small user. Just pretend to run for POTUS and you'll walk away a multimillionaire with zero consequences just like Bernie did. Milk an entire nation of their tardbux and be called a hero for doing it.

Its times like this that I realize just how little women realize their own potential and social capital

Guess you don't think like this when you get taken care of by everyone your entire life

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See this? This is why MtF trannies BTFO women in everything

But I want the real stuff.

Get laid.

The best part is you can do it more than once if you're clever enough. Bernie is already warming up the same con he pulled in the last election and people are eating it up.
You don't need a 9 to 5. You don't need to play the stock market. Just wiggle some tits and pander to a fringe political group. You'll make more in 16 months than most people make in a lifetime.

Bernie wasn't a conman. Just a fool. Now he's a fool and an asshole.

Not a viewpoint I share but I respect it. Bernie is either a complete idiot or a conman that was working with Clinton from the start. I personally favor the con artist perspective.

That's too tinfoil hat for me. He really did think he had a chance before, which made him an idiot. Now he thinks he has a chance again, even though now he should know the Russians are gonna manipulate his fanbase again, so he's both an idiot for thinking he can win and an asshole for pretty much knowingly aiding the Russians.

I don't think there was any way he thought he had a chance Bernie has been in government long enough to know how it works. With the way the House and Senate were set up he would have had zero chance to pass anything he talked about in his speeches. The Republicans gerrymandered the FUCK out of districts in 2010 and there was no way in hell the Dems or Bernie would get the support needed to pass his shit. I believe Bernie realized this and agreed when the DNC enlisted him to rile up the youth blocs like Obama did then start swinging for Hillary, the partys favorite, after he "lost". It would also explain why he milked donations even after it became obvious he wouldn't get the nomination. Bernie also never attacked Hillary or go on the offensive in any impactful way, he just directed anger at a right wing boogyman.
You don't need tinfoil to believe this. It was a political power play of unmitigated genius on the part of the Democrats but it backfired spectacularly when Bernie's cult of personality fractured.= in the general run.

Furthermore the Russians didn't do shit. For weeks the Democrats lambasted Trump for suggesting the election could be tampered with but the moment they lost they started screaming hax!!!1!!1!!
Bernie is just gonna repeat 2016 and swing for Biden after the primaries then walk away with a fat paycheck and buy yet another summer home on the coast.

A lot of Bernie's supporters spit on Hillary, though, because she's not liberal enough for them compared to him. She'd have done better if he had never run. I can't see the DNC, Hillary, and Bernie all lacking the foresight to predict that, if they were all scheming together. The two candidates' stances were quite different.

Except, you know, the Democrats had evidence. Whether or not it had an effect remains to be seen, but it is a fact that the Russians interfered.

And should your theory of a conspiracy with Hillary be true, there's no way the DNC would want to do it again. I repeat, Hillary would have done better had Bernie never run.

>A lot of Bernie's supporters spit on Hillary
Exactly. Hillary had the appeal of a rotting seal carcass, therefore get someone who can excite the progressive nutcases then pied piper that support right into Hillary's camp. Genius move but like I said Bernie's cult of personality was too strong and it split. Some followed him to Hillary, others got on the Bernie or Bust train, and some realized how hard they got played and decided to jump the fence to Trumps team.
The Democrats wanted to repeat how Obama got in and the first half of their plan was brilliant. But like all their ideas it blew up on the home stretch.
Hillary's BFF was the chair of the DNC and Bernie wanted money and some of the limelight. It wasn't hard to organize.

No, his fans hated her.
They said FUCK NO when he told them to vote for her.

>the Democrats had evidence
Yet they waited until AFTER they lost to bring it up? Even after saying tampering was impossible? Sorry but I just don't buy it. The more simple explanation is the Dems were desperate for an excuse other than their own incompetence.
>no way the DNC would want to do it again
To repeat the same action and expect different results is madness. The world of politics is many things but sane is not one of them.

Not all of them. Many bought into the fear mongering with Trump and went with Hillary just to "stop orange Hitler". The more idealistic followers stayed loyal, however misplaced that loyalty might be.

Not with that attitude it wont

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The White House had it, and saying "The Russians are interfering to aid the Republican candidate" just before election day would have cause an unbelievable shitstorm from the right. They were just banking on revealing the news after Trump lost.

I think more disobeyed him than obeyed. Also, him running gave them a taste of a candidate they truly dant, so they refused to support Hillary and swallow her bitterness, so to speak, when they might have had he not run at all.

That's my view, anyway.

>Quick poll: Which would you use after transforming?
disposable panties

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Sorry but I still don't buy it. For foreign governments to stick their noses in our elections is a given, for both parties. This tantrum about Russia colluding with Trump is just too much to be believable. The more they insist on it the less I believe it.
>more disobeyed than obeyed
I agree. Which is why Trump won. Their plan backfired. Progressives are lemmings but obstinate lemmings. They tend to want the entire cake not just a slice and when they were denied their Bolshevik candidate they upended the table and gave the game to their opposition.
Truly it was the most hilarious election I have ever seen in my life. It was like the South Park episode but for real. I hope Trump wins again, not because I like that narcissistic ass but because the lefts meltdown over his win will be way funnier than /pol/s meltdown from his loss.

Yes, because I'm sure the FBI just made all those facts up to appease the DNC.

I never said collusion, and I don't think you truly understand the level of this interference.

Considering their track records I don't trust a single word from any three letter agency. They've lied before therefore anything they say or do can be called into question.

But lying to aid a specific party only is the part of your argument I call into question. There are quite a few conservatives in those three-letter agencies. It's probably a 75-25 split, if I had to make a guess.

They started with collusion then backed off to interference after it became clear Mueller was going to come up with jack shit.
Hillary had a lot of pull in DC. More than Trump did. All of their jobs could have been at risk with an unknown entering the field.

Yeah, I'm done. You can just believe what you want, and I'll do the same. Neither of us is convincing the other.

Sorry we couldn't come to an agreement. Have a nice night.

You too. I'm gonna go masturbate now.

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Shit man, the first thing I'd do is masturbate, obviously. Other than that, I'd probably get used to it pretty soon. I've always wondered what it would be like, anyhow. Besides, I'm hoping I'd be hot after transforming.

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You fucking degenerates.
You know what I would do?
I'd become a fucking nun and live my life out in the name of god.

You fucking incels disgust me.
Just do this:
Accept Jesus, Allah, Yahweh, whatever the fuck.
Stop lusting after other human beings.
Either create a family or become a celibate.
And that's fucking it.

Sex is degenerate and should only be done for procreation.
You fucking retards.
You're like the people that go:
>Hey, I get the right to mass murder infants because I'm too horny to keep my genitals in my pants!
Fuck off. I hate you all.

We wouldn't have a problem with abortion if everybody wasn't acting like fucking animals.

Probably try sex once then realize its still boring even as a female. Afterward, continue being an alchaholic, smoke weed and playing vidya. Maybe play with my own tits in between this time.

yep

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IDK maybe try lesbianism.

Fap and shitpost, same as now.

kill myself

Make a fuck ton of money selling nudes to lonely NEETs. Hell I've made a decent amount of money to blow on video games over the years catfishing with pics of an ex and a fwb

Same shit I do everyday, mostly fap.

Pimp out dumber women.

Cash in on being a cam whore, and masturbate till my bean burst into flames.

Why is it most people assume they'll get turned into a beautiful woman? Chances are if you're a ugly fat fuck now, you'll still be an ugly fat fuck as a woman.
That said, it wouldn't change much except I'd be a lesbian.

Same thing I do as a man.
Masturbate excessively, play MMORPGS, and watch movies.

The idea does excite me though since I think women have a much wider wardrobe to choose from and can have more style then guys.
I'd start dieting and try to get my weight down to a good point and then just go out buying clothes.
Probably dye my hair a different color. Also I'd grow my hair out super long. I miss having long hair even now as a guy. It just felt right.

I always said I'd kill myself. I'd never want to be a female. I like being a male, thanks. There are a lot of things in this life that bother me and that's not one of them. In that area I'm content.

Anyone who thinks their life would not have any value anymore after being changed into the opposite sex is no better than an idiot tranny.