Ask A Ex- Mormon anything

Ask A Ex- Mormon anything

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Why aren't you a mormon anymore?

I was caught fucking a girl

In the butt?

yes she was 16 I was 10 ….

Then I don't see the problem here

What is mormon underwear like? I've heard that it's designed to keep boys pure.

yes its soft and silky it keeps the body feeling good for days

Only takes so long before a sufficiently skeptical person finds themselves wondering why their Deacon's Quorum Leader's balls taste like coffee grounds and they realize its all a scam.

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How do magnets work?

You use them for the cucks

What's the deal with airline food?

The food is full of shit that's unhealthy so don't avoid it

Who wins 2020?

did any of the men you tried to convert make a move on you?

Did your bishop invite you into his office and quiz you about what happened at scout camp?

Yes he always gave us a quiz everyday because he hated us

yes some of them tried to make a move on me but I declined it

lmao you dont get excommunicated for fucking, they might keep you from serving a mission but they dont just drop yoi for openly sinning

yeah I kinda ran out and never returned

This ain't how Mormonism works, son.
Why you lying on the internet?

Yeah I Kinda Made that up you mad nigger?

same dude... JS was a fraud just like jesus...

Nope.
I just wanted to call you out on your embarrassing lie.

yeah well sometimes yall gotta make up lies to make more lies

lol lay off the robotussin son wtf you on about

yall never know me bye

Did you like being Mormon or did you not care about it at all

Yes its fun because you got to knock on peoples doors and ask to convert them :)

Shalom?

How successful were you when it came to converting people?

No . Mormons and Jews Are 2 different religons
Mormons are gay
Jews are just gays looking for jew gays

Fucking ugly FAGGOTS!!!!! STOP TALKING ABOUT GOD WHO DOESN'T EXIST!!! IT'S A FICTIONAL CHARACTER FROM THE BOOK CALLED BIBLE!!!!!!!

i could convert people by talking bullshit about anything and they would believe it ha ha people are so fucking gullible and idiotic

Shut up DICKHEAD NO ONE CARES

Kek, Mormons. No questions, good work on getting out. Don’t get caught by the Destroying Angels.

Wtf Are the destroying angles

A destroying angle is probably something like an Axe. The Destroying Angels were a paramilitary group used by Joesph Smith to punish people who tried to leave the church.

yeah lets hope I never meet them

Thanks user. I was confused

Your fucking welcome just glad to clear that up

I want to ask the Mormons that come over to let me suck there cocks

What are my chances?

Yeah mormons dont just fuck anyone they just met unless you pay them for it