What are 3 of your current goals ?

1 suicide when my mother dies
dont have any other

>Crush your enemies
>See them driven before you
>Hear the lamentation of their women

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beat UVHM in borderlands 2 before the third one comes out...
and I really struggled to think of any others.

>get job with a different department making more money but doing the same thing
>buy condo or town house to rent out
>Have kids

no secks b4 marriage
get the girl i like
delete instagram

do you need someone to play with? I also have this goal

Learn Python.
Find new job.
Sell house, move to smaller one.

truth. big houses are for retards

Mail poop to the teacher that said i will never succeed in life.
Punch a woman as hard i can.
Put up secret cameras various places.

Right?! With the equity I've gained in this beast, I can downsize and almost pay off the smaller house. At most I'll have a mortgage of ~$30k after this, and no massive lawn/lot to maintain. Lower utilities, etc.

Godspeed user

Front lever
Finish learning java
Multi orgasms and tantric ones

Pretty much these

1. Get my Ex back
2. Get my degree
3.Get fit

1. rape one woman
2. have sex with my mom
3. kill a dog.

snuff your mom and you can get a 3 in 1

I'll.make a game user. Cs major here

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graduate college
move out of usa
achieve enlightenment

Money
Girl
Knowing how to get started at pursuing the other two.

you sound like a total loser

>. Get my Ex back
dont. please dont

Teacher was right

Buy house
Hot gf
More moneys

fuck you I'll do what I want

your life goal is to ruin your life lmao

and what

Fuck bike.
Eat girl.
Sell pizza.

get a girl pregnant with girl baby then disappear.
keep distant silent tabs on both mother and daughter for 18 years.
meet daughter at bar as stranger and have sex with her.

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samefag

Canada fag, if america you'd have to wait 21 years.

Fuck a 10 yo
Fuck a 11 yo
Fuck a 12 yo

Die happy

get a permanent contract teaching
buy a house
marry my gf

ideally in that order

Topkek

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get my BA in compsci, 1 year left
buy a house
get a masters in a few years
move to the US in 10 years or less

fuck mate's wife
fuck his mate's wife
fuck his mates's wife ... and so on and so on

Avoid my coming heart attack/stroke tomorrow
Remember to buy aspirin
Try to smoke less than 50 cigarettes tomorrow

Fuck, you can tar a road with your lungs.

Get a Driving License
Get a raise at work
Live to Play Pokemon Sword and Shield

1) save more fap porn
2) fap a huge ropey load
3) save more fap porn

restore my lost identity documents
become more skilled in competitive game i enjoy
move out of family's house

Dude, we got the same goals

Sad

same as my goals

best chance is to do them in reverse order

1. have a lucid dream
2. find a medication that works for me
3. make a desert fortress in minecraft

1.Get my kids out of my house and off to college
2.Spend remaining years plowing my wife with no interruptions
3.Hopefully die
In that order

Kill
Rape
Steal

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Get in shape (not that hard)
Get more intimate with my gf
Improve my mental stability

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1) figure out what I want to do with my life.
2) earn enough to live.
3) get away from this concrete jungle.

In that order.

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1) Get fit
2) Find the right career for me
3) Get into a healthy relationship

Goals? What’s that?

ignore my wife until she leaves me
build racecar
find good porn where the girls say daddy alot