Yea Forums Why are all Mormons fags?

how do ya know hes black nigger?

I don't support mormons you fucking simpleton.

try living in a state where everything is controlled by them

They are happier than you

I agree with the second OP. Yeah, what makes you think he is Afro-American?

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>Yea Forums Why are all Mormons fags?

are more of them tops or bottoms?

I wouldn't say fags, but they are docile and submissive.
To be mormon you basically have to surrender your will to a gang of old frauds.

They practice "soaking"...not really sex if there is no friction. We're talking about cocks in asses; both male and female

Mormons are easy, safe targets for the edgy teenager who wants to feel superior but isn't allowed to talk shit about the religions that kill people.

By not calling them fags you are tacitly supporting them, see?

Yes He's Calling me A simpleton when hes the fag

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If you're into anal, mormon girls are the way to go. They let you slip it in their pooper so they can keep their vag "pure" for their returned missionary hubbies to be.

your all fags

I'd say if there is Mormons that browse Yea Forums they're some of the most depraved cunts that visit this site. All that repression definitely leads to a fucked up attitude towards sex, don't give a fuck what anyone says

I'm x-mormon, spent my first 18 years full blown mormon. They definitely have some weird attitudes towards sex, can be a blessing. Imagine a hot, well bred white chick who actually refrained from sex, but always thought about it.
Also imagine a meh ~30ish chick who is borderline hysterical psycho 'cause god hasn't blessed her with the perfect man yet.
You get all sorts, it's a weird religion.

Shit misread the thread, thought ya were asking was there any Mormons on Yea Forums haha
Still though, there's something definitely not natural about them. Every Mormon I've ever met irl (only a handful of missionaries trying to convert, I'm from Ireland) is almost robotic. Repressing urges so innate to you can't be good for the head

yes
you get that cute and weird girl mixed in together
its fucked up

Yeah I'd say there's a spectrum haha. I don't know shit but everything I've read about it just sounds so against the grain of how we naturally behave as a species. Fair enough if it works for you and you choose that lifestlye but if you're raised that way with no say in the matter I can imagine it'd create a lot of complications haha. If ya don't mind me asking how did your family react when ya chose to not be Mormon anymore?

my parents didn't give a fuck they just brushed it offffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

Only the ones who attend Norfolk High School.
>We don't drink.
>We don't smoke.
>Nor fuck

magical
underwear

It was a big deal, had a bunch of long drawn out discussions/arguments with my parents and older siblings.
We're all good these days though, I "came out" to them when I was 18. It was an awkward couple of years living there, but mostly I was gone at my full time job or community college for those 2 years until I moved out at 20 yo.
Glad I ripped off that bandaid young, before it got all tied up in my marriage/kids, all that stuff.
32yo now, happy AF I'm not mormon.

It's that 1950s fake innocence, that contrived I'm a good person persona that is so nauseating.

Ok edgy faggot. So you decided to leave the religion. But are still obsessed with it like all those faggy subs from reddit that say leaving the mormon church was the best thing ever, but continue to talk about it 24/7...what a faggot

But you still obsess over it. Go fuck your boyfriend's ass now faggot

Nah, just casually commenting on a thread\, answering an anons question with my unique insider's perspective.
y U sO mAd brO?

Mormons are just as duplicitous as jews. It's another us-against-them cult.

Not mad, just pointing out what a typical faggot you are

How is answering an anons Q "obsessing".
Why does someone talking about mormons upset you so much?
Why are you so intent on calling everyone a faggot?
I'm guessing you're mormon, but gay, and you're trying to come to grips with that while jerking off to trannies on Yea Forums.

I'm Mormon and an RM and I love the church.

>Yea Forums Why are all Mormons fags?

They're all sociopaths, but to be fair they are sociopaths before they joined they're religion. Being a sociopath predisposed them to be attracted to joining it, because the entire concept of religion is sadistic in nature.

Sounds like you are writing an autobiography, faggot

Nah, the vast majority of them just happened to be born into it.
They're only really gaining converts in 3rd world countries, where peoples brains are atrophied from undernourishment, and they can see a tangible/economic reason for joining up.
Your healthy, stable, educated 1st world Joe-schmo isn't gonna be converting to the mormon church.

Because deep down they are afraid of everything.

I think its the dumb kids fooling for it
the smart kids aren't fooling for it

OP IS A FAGGOT HA HA HA

Utahn here. The missionary Mormons are kept in a state of enforced faggotry for the duration of their "missions" being taught to "love their companion". This leads to hard anal and gaiety.

YEAH this is why your such a faggpt

*you're

My wiafu says you're the faggpt!

That's cool that ya had a head on your shoulders to not live a life you would of been almost forced into. I can never get my head around the whole notion that blindly following an ideology, even if it means disowning loved ones, is virtuous. I'd say there must be some amount of fear instilled in you from a young age. Glad ya got out of that shit man

Its a ritual you have to do before they accept you

Yeah, from the outside looking in, it's hard to imagine why anyone would go along with it.
But being raised in it, you have to sever ties with your comminity, all these cool people you love and respect, just to get out.
Well worth tho

Yes you have to cut the ties then you are accepted

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Nah, I mean you have to cut ties to get out, if you're born/raised in it.

yes I mean if you are raised in it then yeah..
but if you joined submissively then you can cut ties without fucked up*

Gotcha, yeah I don't know of too many sane people who willingly converted to the religion. The adult converts I knew were always a little... off.

yeah they made me do this weird pedophile secret thing before they let me in

Nah, they do make you take some weird vows, don a chef's hat, and wear a backwards apron in their temple ceremonies though.

mmmmm yeah but the difference is I had to actually f*ck my way into the church

Maybe, there are other fundamentalist factions of mormons out there that aren't associated with the biggest branch, the LDS church. They do occasionally get caught wedding and boinking young teens.

yeah they KICKED me OUT because I got CAUGHT sucking this rent boys dick in a ceremony ritual :/

All religions are us against them. Reject that ridiculous woo. Life is short.

Does the church love that you browse Yea Forums?

Yes the church loves you

ACCEPT JEWS AND GOD
AS YOUR FUCKING SAVIOUR

My apartment is right next door to a mormon church. One day, two bike fags roll up, Elder Homo and Elder Fag, and ask me if they can “share their faith in Jesus Christ” with me. I nope the fuck out of there. Cool name tags, though!

They probaly wanted to suck you off or some shit

ew

Because anyone looks like one when they follow a billion rules. Not hard to figure out.

Indoctrinate me into a cult / suck me off... same difference

Christianity can be cool but the Mormons sure as Hell wouldn't leave that impression