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>compound interest from Atlantis
Lost
Gaddam.. hit me in the feels with this one
>Actual true story inbound:
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
fedora/10
People will hate on this but it's pretty much true.
Fuck off Randy.
So a big titty goth gf isn't appealing to you? And she drinks? Whiskey no less?
The fuck out of here. Send that daddy issues bitch my way
Fuck off Randy
Trust me, I’ve been there dude. Don’t risk your sanity for one of those. I use to be a socially happy man, now I’m on Yea Forums talking about this on an ylyl thread. I’m one step away from becoming a rayposter
Hah. I like this one. I guess that means I'm old now.
user the goth girls are fat as fuck or tatted up on heroine in their 20's onward.
Memes aren't guiding points to life
>for people in the circle its very mad world
Hey Randy, fuck you!
Normie fag
actually funny
Kek took me a second
Fuck off, randy!
Fuck off randy
ur gf is a cow lol
kill urself boomer
Fuck you
Lame
Top kek
boomer
Gonna need a quick rundown on this one
FUCK OFF RANDY!
zoomer
triggered
What does YLYL mean?
“Fuckoff Randy” in this thread
Dude that’s sad
He's jewish but she has a cross which means shes christian
As an engineer and scientist, I beg to differ
Saw the cross... Realized she was a Christian sheep and noped the fuck out of there because she is an idiot
Fuck off Randy
Fuck off randy
>getting shoot
Redwings are good damn boots.
>*getting shooted
So are Georgia boots but I don't think they make them anymore.
lost
this is actually how I sit on the toilet.
This tard is onto something.
whose in the judas spot
fuck off randy
fuck off randy
Fuck off, Randy!
>Send that daddy issues bitch my way
for real
god damn you don't wife them you just fuck them what is wrong with you people
i thoroughly enjoyed this one
you cant have shellfish in christianity
nobody follows that rule
good thing i dislike shellfish
Don't stop visiting your local porkmaster.
Try to see the beauty in racist Southerners.
Spin the bottle.
Be like Mike.
Eat your Wheaties.
Pull a Nixon.
Bring it down a notch.
Keep it real.
Throw yourself at him and miss.
Fuck off whitey. Enjoy cleaning up my load out of your wife's blown out cunt.
Don't see it as loansharking, see it as exploring diversity.
>blown out cunt
I couldn't help thinking of sprinkler blow-outs and then laughing.
Don't be angry, just realize that your boss is more vulnerable than you think.
Punch cops.
Screaming at potatoes will cause them to scream back at you, and their wranglers to come running.
Imagine success.
Dream big.
Vote against your own best interest.
Ah i see a fellow a man of refined taste
Kek
Just because you have a limited imagination doesn't mean you can't execute a good pyramid scheme.
Pull that rope and don't regret it.
Stick your head out the car window. Bark.
That would be gen x and older mellinials, you fucking trogladite.
I didn't come here to feel
So your the non sheep aka" the guy who is too smart for everything" and for xyz reason you are still a looser.....ill take my chances with a god loving woman
Nigger
Kek and yet you are still a nigger
>tfw you roofie her fire water in the name of Manifest Destiny
That's not what atoms look like
Lost
That minivan is a 2008 Toyota Sienna LE
How do you know it’s the LE trim?
>whats
What's or what is
>against
I know what your superpower is
Aganist
I dont. I assume it is.
The radio console, duh.
The radio model was the same across all trim levels,douche
The hell it was.
damn I've been looking for this thanks user
damnit I lost to this shit
FUCK OFF RANDY
Enjoy living as an endangered species you literal nigger.
This kills the crab.
No prob bob
lost
Its not about wifing them dude. Its them trying to husband you. I’m down for a good one night stand, but its them trying to bring you back and going through any means possible to do so.
Now I know not all of em are nuts, it just happens that I stumble across the crazy ones.
lost
and 90% of them already have a boyfriend...isn't that always the way..
Frig off cheezeburger breath
I’m afraid so my friend
Lost
being trolled by russia
you mean as a liar
*sip*..yep.
i bet you did avi
The standard model of what an atom looks like is not what an atom looks like
triggered
FUCK OFF RANDY
guy is 5, 5"
A huevo
kekd
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Science is what explains religion
lmao cope europoor
Lost
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Is this actually how you see it? Hahha holy fuck
>His discman didn't have skip protection
lost
Lets be Larries!
>this snibs the snab
the japs had a reason to rebuild hiroshima
the americans had a reason to let detroit go to ruin
propaganda might make you feel good but facts are facts and facts dont care about your feelings
That is how it is you stupid fuck, wake up, look around you. Is it gonna take a goddamn nuke for you troglodytes to notice this!?
Bootlicker detected
Fuck off, Randy
Dis niga knows.
Ironic
FUCK OFF RANDY
ah yes, fast food, an industry famously operated by white workers
lmao ameritards are retrarted
And it tastes like shit.
That was fake as fuck, still funny though. Cum doesn’t look like that in a bottle.
is this loss?
the one time /pol/ listens to the lying media
It was all shampoo conditioner, even the show kinda hinted it. Still funny af tho
>too many unsolved crime scenes
#HandsOffTheEvidenceProbie
...
Fuck.
Worst ylyl ever deserves the worst meme ever
recently told a contractor to fuck off because he used israeli products. $30k deal destroyed.
Fuck Jizzrael
This is fucking stupid. Please dont post ever again. You waisted my time
but that castle is basically made of tungsten and that volcano is going up, I'VE GOTTA GO GET MY KIDS!
>a opinion
Underrated post
Right then left is god tier
You lyl
Boomer humor Fucking sucks
love callamburlamps
more?
Something tells me you feel like this is directed towards you.
Fuck off Randy
Dante’s Peak?
NOPE
Fuck off Randy
fat girlfriend detected
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It's not though. It's much more complex than your simplistic little mind can comprehend. that's why stereotypes make you feel so warm and safe....you can understand them.
Either Mr muscles short or that's a tall as fuck 12 year old
Please fuck off back to Skynet!
Sand nigger
Listen to every word your father says. He is right, about everything. You'll resist him, try to carve your own path. But as you hit 25, 30, 35, you'll notice, both physically and mentally, you ARE your father.
The advice he gives you is not the correct "life advise". It's advice that he wished someone told him. Advice on how to avoid HIS failures in life. You are your father, whether you accept it or not. You life will become easier, if you accept this sooner. It's not a negative thing, don't listen to the broken home faggots who think it is. You have a key user. A father molds you in his image, he knows your mind better then you. The key to success, is him. Listen, and life becomes easy. Resist, and enjoy chaos.
Trust me on this. Advice I wish I learned when I was 17. Now get the fuck off this website, you're too young faggot.
I can relate to this but I don’t know if I’m a gen x or millennial or whatever. I’m 31 which generation is that
Why are you raping anime girls for islam ?
Can't really show what an atom really looks like, but there are much better models than that old thing
Fuck, I finally lost
Wouldn’t it also have something to do with him being an evolved lobster and christians being against evolution?
You rape anime then fuck you.
Eat shit pig fucker. Stop raping anime for religion.
Picture very relevant.
Too good
You only live once
Nigger
lol
Fuck you anime rapist.
Jew detected
If you don’t see this shit your eyes are wide shut
Fuck off Randy
Sand niggers
leave a comment in the below
Niggers
yes
kys
I’m out!
hey look you said nothing
Dis fibs da fab.
Kek
nice
Fuck off, Randy
I work to buy the marijuanas, my good sir.