Can we try to achieve true randomness

Can we try to achieve true randomness.

You know, as the name of the board suggests.

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cucumber

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I want to buy this graphing calculator

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Also i want the grey version of the crosman auto air II, I have the black version

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This one time, at band camp, I had diarrhea and endes up shitting in a tuba.

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hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahhahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahha funny dude great post

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I remember asking this same question 10 years ago.

So no.

* cough cough, *

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$ sudo nice -n 5 tar -czf backup.tar.gz ./Documents/*

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By trying, you have already failed.

No, this place needs to be kept clean for the guy who spams BLACKED porn, the candidgirls bot, the YLYL-derailers, the by-state nude threads, the endless "pics you shouldn't share" threads and other assorted but definitely regular garbage.
We have no room for a dumb random thread on this board, Yea Forums is for spam and porn ONLY.

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so, we shouldn't even try?

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I was thinking the same, but asking for randomness is Also a part of the randomness. Literally whatever you do, there is no pattern in the end.

for f in *.plain; do ff=$(echo "${f}" | sed 's/\.plain//') mv "${f}" "${ff}" done

fuckin yews

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I like burritos

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Shoop da whoop

@bulldozer77mg sellin hentai tapes 4 cheao

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NO VACCINES NEEDED TO CURE CHICKEN POX NATURE SUPPLIES ALL WE NEED

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hahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhaha great post dude hahahhahah

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my name is Ozymandias, king of kings;
look on my works, ye mighty, and despair

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it puts the lotion in the basket

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nigger

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Should be.

>"random" thread has pretty much become a YLYL

we failed boys

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Is that not also in a sense, random?

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No it has not.

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My research group doesn't understand what research is. I have to hand in my thesis in 1 hour and they have fucked me.

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Just compile the parts you did as cohesively as possible and throw the others under the bus.

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We can try.

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Bad move. If you're going to be using it for calculus, definitely go for the TI-89 Titanium. That shit is superior in pretty much every way.

I wish I was allowed to at my university, but it's pretty post-modern.

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mfw people think ylyl is random

You monster

anyone know what kind of wine this is?

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>mfw people use the mfw meme wrong.

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I don't know how college works, can't you just say "hey professorman, you remember how we were supposed to divy up the labor and each do our part? Well here's my part done, but those chucklefucks I was partnered with havn't lifted a finger." ?
If you can't talk to your professor in person, then what's the benefit of a 'real' college over online courses?

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I am pretty sure that's a type of Cumpagne

Are you trying to drill into a safe with work hardening steel and the bits keep getting too hot and stuck?

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i didn't use it wrong.

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bakubitch?
pussygon?
wtf is this thing

this thread

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Dyslexic
You didn't post a face to reference when abbreviating the phrase "my face when", you merely posted text instead. You did misuse it user.

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Tin Roof Shitcake

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It's possible, i might also sneak it past them. I am at the level where people hide their competence though. When you reach a certain academic level, people don't really not write things, they do the opposite, they write so much it's actually impossible to get an overview over what they wrote, and so complicatedly that it's impossible to tell what they are actually trying to say. Then they spend their time debating people over every point, and in the end you can't conclusively prove them wrong within the time limit you get during an examination, obviously you don't get good grades for it, but you don't fail either.

This is the absolute scum of the academic world though.

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youtube.com/watch?v=LJzdjv-AaHM

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GIVE SATAN HIS SERVINGS OF PAIN. TAKE ALL THE PROZAC JUST MAKE ME HAPPY. CORRUPT THE CHILDREN FURTHER. GET ME 15 HOOKERS AND HAVE THE DRUGS READY. SUCKLE AT THE FETID MAMMARY OF THE DISEASED NEW WORLD ORDER GLOBOTRON. THANK YOU SATAN FOR ALL YOUR LOVE, SIGNED SHERYL SANBERG

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I love deer

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Just simpering control-freaks running around in big nerd packs taking everything over ruling everything becoming police officers with weapons tasering us for fun YOU PEOPLE ARE CANCER

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A transformer toy from years ago called Universe Blaster came with a small bomblet that transformed into a clever little bird. A designer has since created numerous standardized bomblet designs including that bunnygirl, among others. I don't think anyone even cares, Universe is a long-dead line.
-t./toy/

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Got to keep asking it mai Yea Forumsrother.

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DO YOU KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE KNOWING YOU WORK FOR A BUNCH OF PSYCHOTIC KILLERS!? DO YOU KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE GOING TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT KNOWING THESE BASTARDS WILL PROBABLY END UP KILLING ME ONE DAY!? DO YOU KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE!? YOU SONS OF BITCHES

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Anybody who likes Five Guys is a cum drinking degenerate Nazi edge lord, In n Out clearly makes a superior burger. If you disagree you've been drinking cum for far too long.

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I swear before God Almighty we are gonna find the lever to beat these people and they’re gonna be beat. They’re drunk on our children’s blood for God’s sake.

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This makes me angry

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Tumblr

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Neither of those places exist near me so I can only assume they're both generic fast food trash.

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It's pissing in an ocean if piss. Do or don't do. There is no try.
(image chosen randomly from Chan Repost folder.

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benis

threads closed until further notice

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I hope the randomness thread is actually interesting today

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Doesn't have to be. It's not a themed thread.

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Good job guys, the Le So Randumb meter is getting readings off the charts!! If we can sustain this level *holds up spork xD* for a few more minutes we should be able to pierce the Immaterium.

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many people seem to think that Nicaraguan lizards emit radiation that can cause up to 5 versions of stage 3 pancreatic cancer, various media outlets have been pushing this story for years as these articles show:
books.google.de/books?id=JmaCDwAAQBAJ&pg=PT178&lpg=PT178&dq=cnn article about lizards&source=bl&ots=ysre-09pn-&sig=ACfU3U1IIwhX3bXOigPCqU2HdwzyErjntg&hl=de&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj8n6C5jrriAhUywMQBHb8ADZA4KBDoATAAegQICRAB

last week, on July 6th 1423, an ugandan scientist proved that this theory is indeed true.

People from around the world are calling for retribution, Pink activists have called for a biological warfare against these wicked creatures, blue activists want to send these lizards away, others just want to torture them with their own radiation. Lizard's rights activist Mluka Binlsuka has been found dead in his Sahara City apartment, the Saharan police has announced that it won't do any further investigations. Since Binsluka was known to be a lizard enthusiast, it suspects that he got killed by the radiation.

"Yes it is a coincidence that Binsluka died one day after the Ugandan scientist's announcement" The Saharan forces said in a press conference.

We from GHF hope that the war against the lizards will end soon so we can continue our projects in the Belt of Sumatra.

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it's high time I go tell a white girl that I would definitely marry and even chokefuck her if she wanted it

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Does it also make you hungry?

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At least you have good taste in 2d females

Yeah

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tutti frutti was actually about Little Richard's gay hook-ups.

The lyrics were
tutti frutti good booty
if it's tight it's alright
if it's greazy make it easy

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Fascinating and thought provoking research, good sir. I'd like to point out though that Traveler's diarrhea often resolves itself on its own without any outside intervention and the symptoms can often be completely reversed by a regimen of Immodium. Since your post did not mention this, I'm afraid I'm going to have to assume you are an Obama-loving Nazi commie faggot and disregard all efforts inculcate public knowledge of the radioactive lizard phenomena.

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"Sweet girl, why are you crying? "

"Everybody is making fun of my new tissur dispensing apparatus!"

Such is life in Soviet Algeria.

>waaah why isn't every thread just porn and spam?!
Found the gay nigger, you gay nigger.

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Fukken saved! Got a folder just right for that kind of shit.

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reamur

cali fag detected

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Ayyyy lmao retards be mad

That really be how it do

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I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE JOEY

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Source please? My searches turn up dry af.

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I'm so proud of this community.

>he's angry like a man with a fork living in a soup world

-Noel Gallagher

Momoiro Hiyoko. Pink Chick

chapter 3 btw

3.6

No Sir you're wrong

I believe you're referring to the works of Konly et al.? that man is a know con-artist, he scammed billions of people in the great scams of 1158. But you Saharans never cease to spout lies, why are you defending the lizards? are they paying you?
You'll join mr. Binsluka very soon.

sepia

192.150.55.2

coffee

also available on cassette and 8track tapes

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Someone start a new thread.

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It's seriously not going to work. I still don't know how you fucks got the ok symbol to be one.

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I'm glad I was in engineering. Problems have goddamn solutions.

My father was waiting tables/bar-tending at a high end restaurant in I believe LA, but he also did some joints in NYC, so it could've been there. Anyway, one night Mel Gibson came in and got drunk at one of the tables, which my father stepped up to serve. He proceeded to doodle on the tablecloth, in fact he drew a detailed picture of Grandpa Simpson specifically for my father, but not even exactly. It has his own sort of dark twist. It has no autograph so I don't know how to authenticate it, I almost want to directly contact Mel about it, but he might not remember it. Here's a pic. He has probably done this a few times, but I'm not sure how many servers would've had the chance to save it and take it home. There's gotta be less than six of these around, and Mel Gibson isn't an illustrator, so I don't know how you would find a drawing by him in any other way. Oh the image limit is reached, if this thread ever makes a v. 2 you'll get the pic

keep posting!

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i hate you and your stupid ass, if i could slap the shit out of you legally not only would i do so i would make sure you fall out of a 10 story window when i commence the contact of my giant hand to your feminine slime covered face you literal spergian plague gnome, fuck you into a thousand pointy cactuses you should find the vast faghosity welcoming to your shit stained porous skin covering you waxed tooth demon whore. get a mouth cover you stank bitch.

Don't tell me what to do