I’m recently single, just looking to fuck. Maybe get pregnant, I’m vulnerable

>Summary of this thread

Post more

nice trips
No it's just a simple rules of the Yea Forums so that we could dodge bait

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Looks like good toys and ass. Would bareback

Tits. Damn autocorrect.

I guess this isn’t the place to find someone who wants a quick fuck?

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Oh, Trust me, I know.
I've been here a LONG time.

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I would

I’m single as of the last 24 hours lol

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Still no timestamp to go with those tits.
Confirmation is key OP.

Good body for fucking

Sorry user i didn't have that assumption at all by the way newfag here since '12

tits or gtfo

Looks fertile, more face to jerk off to?

Show more of that ass

Will you come to my home in Las Vegas?

location helps.

Why should it be quick?

LOL you’re gross, I’m out :P

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Depends

I'm a 6'5 feet Chadstopher, want to exchange nudes on kik?

Very nice. More body ;)

O sure Chad I'd love to

I don’t want to exchange nudes, I’m literally just out drinking after a breakup and don’t want to feel lonely

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I'd fuck you if you live in chicago

Lol I’m shy...

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30m wanna chat, but don’t want to post info

No, Vancouver :(

You shouldn't be. Loving what I'm seeing and would def hook up.

Still no time stamp, you're off your rocker here. Most likely fat fantasy man in basement.

Please. You motherjewers would fuck any female who comes on here and posts a picture. For all you know this is Mohammad posting pictures of random girl from Facebook

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>I'm shy
>looking for a quick fuck

Kk I’m thinking anytime this week if you can make it?? I don’t know I’m drunk atm hahahah

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OP, I'm just going to give you one warning in the off chance that you really are some poor, unfortunate that wandered in here looking for a revengefuck against your old flame:

This probably isn't the place you should be doing this.
This is the epitome of degeneracy, probably one of the lowest points of the internet.
Here you will find traps pedos, stalkers, bronies and all sorts of other sub-human filth.
Frankly, I'm one of the degenerates but I still have morals..
If you insist on staying proceed with caution.
Or don't.
I don't actually give two fucks.
I just figured you should be informed at the very least.

Sure. How do we set it up?

More swimsuit pics please

What a fucking lasagna brain

Idgaf I’m looking for anything after breaking up tbh, thanks for there advice tho

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cant fool us faggot
you're a white knight if I ever saw one.

You tell meeeee

You still haven't provided time stamp. Nothing posted here is valid

No tits with timestamp, no service.

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I bet your dick reeks of rotting cum and sweat

Obvious fake is obvious you summerfagget.

More swimsuit pics?

You have a gorgeous face

Thanks faggot pussy

Your laugh looks infectious! Can we see more of you? :)

Show me your ass with unwiped poop first

Not as infectious as your gonorrhea cunt. Get out of here. I'm not into you

If seem many women use "I was vulnerable" as an excuse for being an idiot slut, but this is the first time I've ever seen one use it preemptively.

I'll knock you up. Give me the when and where. You won't be the first.

Thank touuuuuu

I want to show it in personnnn ;)

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It'll be your first, virgin

Still no time stamp. Everyone in here is cyber flirting with fat fantasy basement man

>I wanna fuck, help me!
>Timestamp?
>I'm shyyyyy

lol

It is actually a poor bait which all you idiots are feeding

But keep going its still enjoyable to watch

>going through 8 captchas to post

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I’m not being a slut. I’m just emotional

Niggers stink. They have a certain musk to them that only a nigger has.

Timestamp or gtfo

Well i'm not racist, but this nigga really look like a fucking monkey. This is my first post that i wrote about rascism, and also i'm black user

If u look carefully most of u look like monkeys. And act like them too

Send a pic to x459526 at nwytg dot net if serious about setting something up. Will only reply if you include a pic of you, preferably in a swimsuit and one that hasn't been posted in the thread yet.

Yeah i know, sometimes i feel ashamed of my race, but i couldn't choose how will i be born. Goddamit but that nigga is just like a fuckin monkey

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What a fruit. U deserve to get hiney raped by the guy posing as a girl here

Nah, nah, nah you're a little wrong about that pic

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Good googly moogly!

Hahahah is that an email?? Do you want to fuck me in the asssddd

>you’re gross
You’re in the wrong place

If you want to come in France...

If you’ll fly me thereee :p

More pics?

Victoria BC

I'd like to see this bitch get knocked up

Give me contact ?

wow so much anger from this community of thirsty neckbirds lol

just ignore all of the haters OP, they are all insecure little boys that don't know how to talk to a woman.
Do me a favor and reject all of the adds that you are receiving now because honestly, it's most likely not going to end well, they will harass you and bully you but I won't let that happen.

Add me on skype (hitman90001)
you can use my shoulder to cry on or we can just talk about life heh.. :P

muah xoxoxoxo

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let's bump this thread a little bit, we all know that this user is baiting

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How? Lol will you really fly me to France because I’m so down

Suck my dick, Semen Demon

>community of thirsty neckbirds lol
Said the White Knight neckbeard.

i will be lonely for two month and i need comfort so we can talk about it

How'd you like a train run on you?

Hey, Chadstopher is back. Post tits and I'll impregnate your ass and let you come to my big ass mansion in Qatar. I know you want to, baby girl.

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LOL thank you for the kind words!!!i don’t have skype but I could use a shoulder to cry on!!

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It doesn't matter. Listen kid you don't want to see my other side. I have a wolf inside me with a muzzle on, but the muzzle is about to come off. You broke her heart, and I will break yours. She is a nice girl, how dare you use her like this. How come people like you get to date her? Then people like me have to sit in the shadows and be the shoulders to cry on. Listen Kid, I don't have time for FUCKING games. I am a nice guy, but when you make a nice guy angry; the world shakes. Don't do it again.
... You will regret this the next FULL MOON. You mess with me you mess with the pack bud. FUCK you. Get ready.

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Mmm more swimsuit pics.

I'm so, so, sorry in advance for what is about to happen. Trolls are going to come into the thread and they will be saying some very hurtful things about you. They will call you some very hurtful names. But none of those things are true. How could they possibly know? How could they possibly know how beautiful you really are? How sweet and compassionate you are? I'm so sorry about them, please do not let them hurt you.

>mfw thinking about you hurting

I just want to see you shine and flourish. You are so precious to me. I want to write poetry and sing songs about my love and adoration for you and all of your perfections. My name is Brian, by the way. I know that you're tired of all the assholes and jerks. I know how you feel baby doll. I know. I am different. I am the nicest guy you will ever meet, and if anything I'll be the one in the kitchen. I live in London. Please be in London.

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Lol I really appreciate it, because I’m not a slut :( :(

I’m Kailee, nice to meet you :)

Eurotrash whiteknight giving lots of lulz

And I live in the US, so very far away!!

pussy wanna be some macho man

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Hi I'm Craig, 26 years old.

I just read your post and I just want to say, you shouldn't feel depressed. Honestly, you're a gorgeous looking girl and anyone would be lucky to have you.

Depression is an illness, but I'm confident that someone with your beauty could overcome it. After all, mental illness can be cured by a change of perception and lifestyle..

I know we've only just sort of met... But where you from? I'm from Manchester, UK. If you wanted to I could talk to you on the phone.. maybe a coffee?

Let me know if you're interested. You can add me on Kik, Skype or Snapchat with the addy craigdunly9167. Pic is me. PS I'm also a virgin, so I know how it feels.

Hope to hear from you.

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Neo really let himself go

wtf user now i'm a little bit worry about the Yea Forums are we all forgot to have a little fun time on the Yea Forums or what???

Kek. But I was thinking more the albino twins in the sequel

Fuck off Pajeet

>not a slut
Comes on Yea Forums looking to get impregnated

wtf is this? seriously?

Lol thank you for your message!!! Unfortunately I’m from the United States :( I’m also not a virgin. Happy to get the message though :)

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fuck you to niggerfaggot

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Where in U.S.?

My name is Undertale Fortnite, and I like the way you speak and i find it Very attractive. It reminds me of my mother. Would you want to come over to my mom's house? I have the basement all to myself tonight, after mother cleans my shit off of the wall because I had a wee accident. We can play super smash bros and eat eat doritos and after that maybe we can have a little fucksy wucksy if you would like to get impregnated.
Can't wait to hear fron you, my princess.

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Puc related, its me

Preferably the pussy first ;)

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wow you guys are real fuckin tough kickin a pretty girl when shes down and feelin bum'd out

just ignore these idiots op, they obviously feel courage behind their monitors but would never say half of these things in real life because they are...you guessed it, COWARDS. Do me a favor and don't accept any adds from these cretins because it most likely wont end up
do me a favor and add me on skype (xXxSw4gM45t3r69xXx)
if u want we can just talk, shoot the shit, or hell even play games
I have over watch if u want, I can hook u up and we can rank up together (dont worry I'll carry im kind of a high level (gold sr) )

oh and if we hit it off u never know I can always use a sexy wife, I live in a pretty big house also sooo u never know babe, all I require is you don't cheat on me and be faithful which I know you will because you are hurt like me and we share that commonality.

anyways

waiting

for u to message me

muah xoxoxo

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Florida

Lol you’d have to tell me about yourself first :p :p

Gtfo you autist

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>Florida
it all makes sense now

xXxSw4gM45t3r69xXx
Did you make this account when your were 13? Kek

No pictures of yourself on Yea Forums

By the looks of it that would only make the account 4 years old tops.

Kek

The fuck is that

Dare you to wear red in front of a crowd like that

Bait

Is your hairline on the top of your head kek

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Kk I don’t know wtf is going on and I’m drunk so I’m going lol byeeee!!

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Free dem titties

Suck my dick, semen demon!

>get pregnant

you mean find a dupe to squeeze child support out of for 18+ years?

Show us your ass one more time in a swimsuit

Are you the third school shooter that got away unnoticed?

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My mans look like lord farquad

what town?

Why even larp like this?
Is everyone in this thread a troll or has Yea Forums just gotten fucking retarded?

Most people think the latter but it’s not

both, unironically.

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Just prove you aren't LARPing.
Which you won't, because you are.

Tits or gtfo

3 parts here OP. Part one can best be summarized by tites. Part two is timestamp. Part three you already have fulfilled. Tits or gtfo!

>white dude in the middle of pic
did he get lost?