Has Yea Forums ever fucked someone famous?

me too bro, me too

Yes, Kathy who sits next to me in math class, she's famous for being an easy slut.

I banged Erin Moran about 4 months before she died.

...

Nobody going to acknowledge this??

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Nobody ever believes me.

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Was she a good fuck? Details.

Give us the story then

Both too young to know what we were doing. Tamalpais High School drama program in 2003. Actually my first blowjob. At the time it seemed amazing and I blew all over the front of my shirt in not time flat. In retrospect, it was toothy. Sex was sex. Her legs are amazing for somebody so short.

I've never fucked in my life nigga

She was like a Jedi at diverting the squirt. I tried to be quiet, not move too much, and just blow in her mouth before she could get away. But she invariably managed to point it right back at me and I'd end up walking around the movie theater or wherever with dried spooge on my shirt.

Lucky bastard xd

not famous outside of gaming, but i fucked nika harper, back when she was thin and hot

Sure, virgin tard

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shared a lift with her

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do pornstars count? if yes, then the late shyla stylez

How noble

I fucked Angelina Jolie vefore she got famous. I'm 60 years old. Most of u aren't gonna believe me, but I was on set when the first Romb Raider was made. We only fucked once though.

sniffed her used panties

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What counts as famous? Does being in playboy count?

As for movie famous, not brad pitt level famous, but maybe B movie actress sorta level. I had a chance to be sorta ... sugar baby? Or what would you call a dude in that situation of a older girl. Not my thing though so I passed. So I guess in that situation no.

names?

Carey Mulligan, 2004.

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she hot
youtube.com/watch?v=ehDU-S2Jrfs
would fuck wildly while ellen page watches tied up

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she's so awful
cancerous skin and all

I fucked here when she was 19. Her tits were great (looked awful in Shame) amazing round arse and genuinely liked getting fucked and slapped. She was on the pill so got in her bareback at a house party after a rave.

Amazing fuck and really cute.

Skin was just normal, not sure what you’re on about

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Believe it or don't. No skin off my nose.

Checkered

You mean Womb Raider?

Sweet lord o fuckin’ mercy

double+double+quads never lie
based

60 years old and on /b

If I find myself in this situation I’m gonna request that I’m kicked to death.

Czech'd

Had Sex with Shailene while filming Allegiant

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you will die here, my friend

mackenzie foy

Yeah, because being young and stupid is much better than old and lurking. Fucking millennials. At least we can use punctuation, you fucking dolts.

I’m not your friend, buddy.

I was at a party in LA and met Emma Stone while she was filming Superbad. Considering I stopped playing WoW and left the house long enough to meet anyone is pretty extraordinary. That's the closest I got to fucking anybody really.

OldCuntDetected

no you didnt

>shyla stylez
ugh, jesus dude. She was Canadian.

Have some standards.

Same, 1993.

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brilliant

You fucked an 8 year old?

Cool story, bro

Fucked & dated a c-level actress who was on Deep Space 9 and a couple of other crappy shows in the 90’s.
She dumped me for an actor on Felicity. Haha no lie.

Jimmy saville back in 1998, I'm 25 now

what is famous for you OP?
fucked some actresses but no big names

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Pretty much this

Are you an actor? Also, tell names.

Doubt it. You were too old for him.

I swear she told me she was 18.

I believe you oldfag

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everyone i fuck becomes famous afterwards

Yes I am but also no famous
Vanessa Merrell
Grace Fulton
Brittany Gandy
Haley Ramm
Steffani Brass

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Yes, myself. You have to be fucking pathetic to think that sex is better with someone who's famous, hahahaha. Poor faggots.

Harvey settle down

who was the poster who posted up the pictures of Kimberley Nixon ? ...still around ?

Fucked a porn star at a strip club. So yeah the lowest of the lows but at least got to taste how pro pussy feels

Which one was best in bed?

>wettest pussy?
>best tits?

no i got dubs,trips,trips
lick my balls subhuman

Dan, are you, you are?

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>Haley Ramm
For real? I thought she was a dyke. Good fuck? Post details.

If a politician is considered famous. (USA 2002) wont say who but was a congressman.

I fuck d a girl that wanted to become a famous singer. She got knocked up by some other dude on drugs and now works in marketing as a single mother

Worth it? Big difference?

I'm not your buddy, pal

If true, that's a nice list, sir. Hat off to you.

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bump

I'm not your pal, guy.

it's probably HPV

Would say Grace Fulton

...

Overall better than any girl. Better moves and a stronger bj technique. Knew how to milk you hard if you lost even a bit of concentration

Took a while, but we got there.

I'm not your guy, chum

4channel is only full of newfegs now, nobody will get it

that said it depends on what you mean by "famous" fucked a fairly successful cam girl, I guess she was known around the world but not like hollywood famous

I have dated Shelley Hennig back in 2003.
I did not have sex with her but at least we kissed

I lost my virginity to a famous actress, she was really nice, so I don't want to dox her, but it remains one of those stranger than fiction life events one can only tell Yea Forums.
I was just a normalfag, working at a hotel, not a manlet but nothing special either, just at the right place at the right time.

Speak for yourself soy boy.

I was raped by Buggs Bunny underneath the log flume at Six Flags.

He's a lot bigger in person.

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How old were you at the time?

I remember the first time I went to a USC party that Miranda Cosgrove was at.

It was at a frat house and I was hanging out and talking to people when this huge guy, probably around 6'5 came up to me and grabbed me by the shoulder and told me very sternly to "come with me, newblood". He led me down to the basement, and that's when I saw her.

She was completely naked, on her hands and knees, on top of a large blue tarp. A single bare lightbulb swung from the ceiling, and two massive football players were fucking her, one in the ass and one in the mouth. Her eyes were rolled into the back of her head, and she was covered in semen. The words "COCKGOBBLER" were scrawled on her forehead in permanent marker . The one fucking her in the mouth bust a nut down her throat, and she swallowed it all. She then started screaming "FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER" over and over at the top of her lungs. The guy that led me in handed me a ceramic plate covered in cocaine and instructed me to blow some in her face. I bent down in front of her and she coughed up a huge glob of cum onto the tarp and looked at me in the eyes, all while still beng fucked in the ass. I grabbed a handful of cocaine and placing it in my palm, I blew it in her face. I had tears in my eyes and silently mouthed "but you were in iCarly". I stood up and another massive jock took my spot and started ramming her in the mouth. I then tried to leave but the guy who took me to the room told me "you have to stay until all the coke is gone lardlungs". I sobbed for the next 3 hours doing my duty until all the men were satisfied and she was passed out in a pool of jizz.

It was the worst night of my life.

Ah, USC fraternities and their roofies... They will never change. Was she good pussy, user?

You sir, are a liar...it was fun. You slut.

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>I'd end up walking around the movie theater or wherever with dried spooge on my shirt.
>Spooge shirt, guy..

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Has Yea Forums ever fucked anyone?

How does one even get invited or in to a party at a big school like that? Always wanted to try get in to college party.

Who was the better fuck and worse?

Being rich, basically. They only invite girls usually, for obvious reasons.

I'm not your guy, buddy..

Best Fuck was Grace Fulton
Worst Fuck was Haley Ramm

Victoria Burland. Her husband is in the military and had no clue.

Talk a bit about Haley Ramm. I'm curious. What happened?

Got a bj from daisy dead a few years back.

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Was any of them into anal sex?

i fucked this d-list porn star but that’s as famous as it gets for me

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can you go into more detail about their tits and pussies?

do you have nudes of any of them? not asking you to share those

Go to sleep Harvey you're drunk posting again

have nudes of Brittany Gandy, she also has great tits
Steffani Brass has a very tight pussy

Nice. Brittany looks like she would have some nice full small c cups with just the right amount of sag, with nice slightly large areolas with pink nips.

>Vanessa Merrell
>Grace Fulton
>Brittany Gandy
>Haley Ramm
>Steffani Brass
Did they spit or swallow?

Wow, I asked you two times about her, but you don't want to talk about Haley Ramm. What went so wrong lol

I have boned a couple of japanese artists / tv celebrities.
Im a handsome man

what do you look like anin?

is Harvey Weinstein famous? if yes, then. i guess i have.

And a japanese shemale porn actress I dont mind name dropping, Miran
>pic related
imb4 gay

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not this again
im the user who had info on this

Yes. I once went out with someone moderately famous here in Britain.

But I'm not a cunt so I'm not going to say who.

( x ) DOUBT

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Go on. What do you know?

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name?

bullshit
how was it ?

>had info on this
elaborate

alot tbh
95% of the story is true
she was a nympho
all voluntary
no raping or against will
my friends are part of the frat that continually gang banged icarly
theres video

>Vanessa Merrell
did not cum in her mouth (just on belly and tits)
>Grace Fulton
spit
>Brittany Gandy
cum on her face
>Haley Ramm
spit
>Steffani Brass
No Bj

let's say it didn't end well

icarly would go on these fuck benders whered she'd fuck, no exaggeration, at least 30-40 guys a day.
completely coked out and on molly
professors were at the infamous "ghost" scene
along with football players and frat bros
the basement was a nice bachelor pad/man cave looking room
she would frequently do this but not anymore
all the frat bros graduated and shes not a sex slave
so she doesnt go anymore

>she was a nympho
Good to know. How many dudes fucked her that night? Was she Airtighted?

What happened? Did you fucked or not?

blonde hair, blue eyes
workout 4/5 days in a week since 9 years

Proof?

That night it was around the 30 mark.
got blacked obviously
someone caught an std that night
rumor has it at least

Anal sex?

Thanks.
Can you make a big greentext of everything that happened that night?

They wanted me to post USC school ID or diploma but for obvious reasons thats not gonna happen
take my word for it
also her girlfriends were aware of her "lifestyle"
but as girls do, they just encouraged her and didnt think it was that bad
girls were sometimes involved in gang bangs but not the night of the ghost
plus, they arent famous so what does it matter to everyone

Sort of. Josie Gibson from Big Brother.

>professors were at the infamous "ghost" scene
Is she into elderies? Hot.

no

I fucked Giada de Laurentiis a few years ago. No one ever believes me, but it was the best night of my life.

Shame. I need proof to believe it, user.
Anyway, how many times was she gangbanged at USC?

describe her tits and pussy

is she reall a cum queen??

>night of the ghost
Greentext?

She insisted that I blow my load on her stomach/tits, so I guess?

I fucked Jennifer Aniston in the 90s

details?

ill greentext in a bit
imma grab some food really fast

Hi, C. Stop shitposting and post tits.

Marisa Tomei's left boob brushed my shoulder once. Does that count?

Thanks, bro. Waiting here.

>Has Yea Forums ever fucked someone famous?
Answer to this is no because;
>Has Yea Forums ever fucked someone
No

Yanno what? I'm gonna give you that one. Good on you man.

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It was pretty amazing for being drunk sex. Dick kinda taste weird tho.
Only dick I have ever sucked, so dont really have reference

You have to go outside to get laid usually. So Yea Forums has never fucked anyone, much less anyone famous.

thanks

We met at some wine and food festival in New York. I had no idea who she was, but thought she was gorgeous. We had some drinks together throughout the night and ended up going back to her hotel room. Only weird thing was that her daughter was with her and she had her daughter stay in the connected room next door with her publicist or manager. I was little self conscience that they could hear her moaning through the walls, but her publicist seemed to have a look like it was a common thing.

how were her tits?

...all pornstars are d-list
have some standards man

story? how was it?

Tits were great. Her nipples were a little different than I expected, but I like uniqueness when it comes to tits/nipples so it was all good.

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what cup size would you guess they were? how were her dick sucking skills?

I'm not your pal, guy.

Guess it was happy days then?

Definitely a full C. I'd rate her everything skills an A+, blowjob included.

how so?

user who posted this preview is here?

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>4channel
yah, everyone else is newfag

Checked

I was expecting bigger areola, but they were a little smaller than expected.

Mike Pence?

were her nips inverted?

what color were her nipples?

Yeah. Strangely turned me on.

Darker, but still pink.

Not exactly famous, but...

Brooklyn Chase was escorting for a while in Chicago and I was over for education purposes, felt like fate.

I actually had no idea who she was, but once I familiarised myself, the seed was planted and no way in hell was I ever going to pass this up. I never planned to return to Chicago, so if shit hit the fan, at least I would never have to deal with the aftermath.

Long story short, probably the most expensive fuck I've ever had, but she is genuinely the nicest person I've ever met and had the kind of energy that makes your balls bust before you even get hard. She's also 10x hotter in person than on the camera, it's actually crazy how fucking hot she is. I cry just thinking I'll probably never experience that again.

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Friendly reminder that these threads are fantasy larps and the stories are only here for masturbatory purposes.

shaved or bush?

Thats not double-double qauds. Dont talk out of your ass and lurk more, thanks.

She was shaved. Little bit of stubble.

What happened with greentext?

Dated Kaitlin Olson at college

does she really have no gag reflex?

we both were in a bad place. We went to her place (a mobile home) and we did it with me in her from behind lying on our sides. We did a little coke and drank and did it again. I think she was crying when I left.

Ha! She never gagged, but I don't have the biggest dick either so I don't know.

She’s a fat Cunt

one of my ex is a pornstar now

thats pretty fucked up if thats what she puts her daughter through all the time

Please someone, anyone drop a nude

I was admittedly uncomfortable, but thinking with my dick instead of my brain. I can't confirm if she always does stuff like that, though. Like I said, it was just the impression I got from a facial expression.

any pics?

Could have fucked my countrys most famouse prostitute for dere. Sadly I dont fuck trannys.

Typically, you're not taking pictures during a one night stand.

how would a virgin know this? kek

peter dinklage
im male

Did you get your dick sucked, and did it hurt when her crow nose stabbed you in the pubic region

i have

>Be good looking bro
>Joined TKE frat at USC
>Saturday morning be at frat house
>Big bro walks in with iCarly
>She is completely coked out and on high on molly
>She asked if anyone is going to join her
>House full of horny frat bros so clearly yes
>First gang bang of the day
>About 10 dudes total
>She leaves after she is done and everyones done
>Disappears for a few hours to who knows where
>Completely in shock after realizing iCarly is a slut
>The rule to fucking anyone famous was secrecy
>If everyone found out it would obviously stop
>Big frat party later on tonight
>Nothing but attractive girls
>Football team and Frat bros everywhere
>USC party so blow, molly and alcohol everywhere
>A few cool professors wandering around mixing in
>Join big bro downstairs
>Security opens up door
>No phones past this door
>gets phone taken away
>big bro says itll be worth it
>Nice mancave looking basement
>shocked to see icarly in lingerie standing there
>surrounded by a circle of dudes
>iCarlys bestfriend aka the main guy she fucks
>aka the mastermind behind the orgies
>who will remain nameless
>he always starts off the show by fucking her first
>cumming inside of her for territorial purposes
>weird but that was tradition
>shes still semi clothed only bra and socks on
>her piercing eyes gazed into space
>can tell the drugs have completely overtaken her
>the hardest boner of life
>starts to completely undress
>CONT

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this whole thread wreeks of kabbalah and pedos

reminder were taking hatchets to your balls when russia starts the nukes

>frat dudes started pulling down pants
>football players started pulling down pants
>3 or 4 professors start to pull pants down
>basement full of about 30 men
>and 1 icarly
>she begins to deepthroat and get fucked
>she screams loud moaning her heart out
>innocent icarly is a nympho
>one of the frat bros nuts all over her face
>which starts the cum movement
>no one wearing a condom
>eventually made way into the front
>shes covered in cum
>her eyes barely visible
>white teeth barely showing through the cum wall
>looked like a melting white candle
>didnt care
>was up next
>made way to pussy
>she was all on fours so perfect for doggystyle
>pounded pussy hard as possible because its icarly after all
>best minute of life
>pulled out and walked to her face
>exploded entire load all over beautiful icarly face
>some nog football player started making jokes about her looking like a ghost
>everyone laughs
>everyone finished
>whole group uneventfully leaves upstairs
>with a few people staying down there to watch tv and play pool and smoke weed
>main guy gives icarly a blanket
>stays behind to say thanks to icarly
>but shes clearly not in a sober state of mind
>goes upstairs to rejoin party
>iCarly the ghost is born

This is the story that my friend swears by to this day
Says footage is out there and has seen it
iCarly continued to get gangbanged over her school years
Rumor has it someone had an std so alot of people caught it

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Pics or it didn't happen. 'in the 90s' pics regardless!

Oh I have yet to fuck my friend

>Lacey Chabert
dude, now way

...

Impressive. That's so crazy that I need a proof to believe.

>First gang bang of the day
>About 10 dudes total
details?

Describe her body, tits and vagina.
Also, proof pls.

I've thought about it.

lol

Not many people believe me at all but I actually fucked Michael Jackson before he became famous

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>got blacked obviously
>USC
Yeah, right.

Be like that guy. 99% he is larping, but he told a full story. That's the point of this threads. Tell just "I fucked this or that" means nothing.

Nope, Anthony Weiner.

doesnt know the football team has nogs
>yikes

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>iCarly continued to get gangbanged over her school years
pls be true
more stories do you know?

Are you retarded? Half of USC football team are niggers, and like everybody at USC basket team is a nigger.

Producer from the Glenn Beck show

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Did she enjoy it or was too wasted?

Too good to be true.
Dan the man was there?

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does getting fucked by Bill Cosby count?

Continued to have multiple gangbangs
ofc she loved it
kept going back for more

Each generation is getting dumber my oldfag colleague. I shudder to think we are passing the torch to these morons.

Same fraternity or more?

some guy said that he fucked larkin love

Was she TP'd or more, what was the craziest thing they did to her?

Can confirm. She was in a 3way with me and another guy. I didn't know his name but he said check Yea Forums in 20 years and id find him.

Heard she was blackmailed with vids after the first gang party, so that's why she keep going. But heard that she was totally into it.

Naw, not that
Theres footage but her team doesnt have it
Like I said she was cool with the gangbangs
plus the main guy looked out for her unironically
she stopped doing the gangbang parties after he graduated along with her other friends

Hard to believe after 7 years, but she is still at USC, doing psychology.
Name of her friends?

fappable. great work, user.
moar and pics?

i can't believe you had sex with maggie gyllenhaal

You not posted the best stuff, when she spit-roasted or triple penetrate, or when she was tied up and fucked with horse dildos.

michael jackson was literally never not famous

Tom Clancy?

Larry Craig?

Something more to say?