Sexual regret stories!

Alright i'll bite

>be a few years ago
>Friend an i go to some grimey metal bar
>meet this sexy chick in smoking area
>blah blah blah she has a boyf and leaves early
>leaves her gross friend with us
>short like 5'1-5'2 frizzy ginger hair
>chubby, not my type at all
>turns out she lives about 2 miles from my house
>invite her to get a cab back with us, spilt fare and that
>get in cab and she suggests coming round for after party drinks
>its 6am at this point but fuck it yeah why not
>friend ends up passing out and i end up getting tired horny
>straight up ask to fuck her, she agrees, obviously
>fuck her doggy on the couch for about 5 mins before getting bored
>stick it in her ass, no objections, get bored after 10mins
>go soft, pull out, shit everywhere, wipe myself off and get into bed without saying a word to her
>she follows me upstairs and gets into bed, i guess thinking we were continuing
>tell her politely to leave, walk her to the front door, point in the rough direction of town and shut the door in her face
>never exchanged numbers
>never contact her or be contacted again
>never seen her since

Was so disgusted, before during and after but still went through with it... The shame

Back in october I was in a gay bar and some guy in his late 30s started hitting on me in the bathroom, im 19 btw. Later that night when I was a lot drunker I met him again at the bar and we kind of just looked at each other for a few seconds before starting to make out, then he gave me the rest of his drink to finish and I sucked his dick.

Overall not that bad but it was my first time sucking dick so kinda regret doing it with a random dude who was twice my age

Yeah. It was a summer camp thing for christians. I got jealous of all the other guys getting to fuck so I said 'what the hell' and let the gay kid into my cabin during swim. The girls sure weren't biting. Holy shit was that a bad decision, he had no idea what he was doing..

Want to fuck my mum but she always shuts me down.
I'll only regret not screwing her if that counts

I never thanked you for that. You need to work on watching your teeth though.

yikes.

>Be me
>Match on Tinder with a 6/10
>Exotic enough to pass as beautiful
>Tall, sporty type
>Getting ready to enter the police
>Funny enough, somewhat educated, well-read, interesting
>"Yeah, you're the first match I get in dude tinder"
>Has been a lesbo all her life
>Wants to try something different
>She works with one of my best friends
>Date day.png
>Has the biggest mouth I've ever seen
>Not just the teeth, the gums have three different shades of red
>When she smiles her teeth and gums protrude, leaving empty gaps of blackness at the sides
>How did I not notice this in the pictures?
>Chat it up over a beer
>At the second beer she gets closer and closer
>WE kiss and go to her apartment
>She's got decent tits and an incredible ass
>Almost full bush
>Notice she has it shaved from belly button to crotch
>Still like licking velcro
>Can hardly manage to keep it hard
>She takes my dick with both hand and starts rolling it like a playdoh snake
>Starts dry humping my crotch
>This is what Theon Greyjoy must fuck like
>As I am masturbating her she smiles
>She smiles that sarlacc smile of hers
>I don't know if I am gonna be shredded to pieces or mantis'd
>Has her eyes closed, muttering "that's so good" with that vacant, teethy gash she has for a mouth
>No penetration
>"Guys have such an old concept of fucking"
>She sucks my dick
>She rakes my dick instead
>Spent the night
>Met once more
>"Are you comfortable with me", she says
>Reply that I'm getting a bit stressed, but nothing too serious
>Haven't seen her since
>Not planning to, either
I am almost 30 years old and I thought it would be fun. It wasn't.

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new fag here so not sure how to green text.
Met this chick from tinder yesterday. Of course when we meet she is way bigger than her photos led me to believe. I knew she was bigger, but def not expecting it. We are hanging out drinking. i got there at 6 and had a story for why I needed to leave by 8 covered before we even met. So we both knew how much time we had. Sitting on her couch being awkward, start making out. Feeling each other up, talking that we shouldn’t go any further since first time we met. See her keep looking at the time. I know she is checking too see if we will have time to bang. Finally tell her my interest, she says she’s a follower. Lead her to bed room, make her undress in front of me. Never seen an ass so big. All lumpy and shit. Big ass tits, veins all over. Pull my pants off and stand there while she blows me. Keeps looking up at me like she is trying to act like a porn star. Finally tell her to lay on the bed. She wants me to go down. Watch her spread legs and show me her hole. Seemed super weird cuz it looked so small compared to her body. She has to pull her stomach out of the way. All I can think about is getting my nut off. Go down on her, she’s wet but has a bad smell. Almost puke on her. She’s moaning and shit. Finally come up and start pounding her. Felt super weird being on top of her big ass stomach, can feel everything jiggling all over as I try to go as deep as I can. She adjusts so I can get in deeper. She’s moaning and saying my name and keeps trying to make out while we are doing it but causing me to not be as deep cuz her belly is in the way. I slow up so I don’t finish and go back down to get her closer. Finally kinda hits me how not fucking hot she is at all. I love eating pussy, but really don’t like this. Tells me she wants to fuck again. I’m soft cuz of considering suicide for my actions. Won’t go in cuz limp. Make her suck me hard again. 5/10 sucking skills.

You need to work on getting a bigger dick

Ok I’ll tell ya. Sorry was distracted. I fucked a really really fat single mom when I wanted to lose my v card. She kept trying to get me to come back and stuff wanted a third baby from me.
She had a bit of a moustache. Her tits were enormous and saggy nipples were creepy. Hairy armpits. Yellow teeth. Wore a condom. But I slammed her hard and made her cum.
I’m lucky I didn’t cause pregnancy or get an std. I guess to this day I would dip my dick in about anything female. Fuck it. A holes a hole. So yea fucking ugly old disgusting broads isn’t scary for me.
But I know it’s probably quite frightening for 99% of you anons.
And the fact that I’ll fuck old rechod wenches is even scarier yet for everyone. Mwahahaha
I’m serious this is what I do. It’s almost as if.... the grosser the better! Though my first time was terrifying. I cried. I saw beautiful women then thought of what I fucked and was like “omg what did I do?!”
Once the despair subsided. I had developed a hell of a fetish for ugly.
I’m like a 8/10 too

well... she was fat with no tits, had a big bush and kinda smelly, asked me to lick that shit, tasted like saltwater, never felt like wanted to cum, even though i gave her head, can´t believe i was that horny to fuck a truck and now i totally regret it

She is moaning way to much like a fake amount. I finally shoot raw into her. Roll over and say “that was fun” she didn’t finish. All I can think about is bolting. It’s 8 drive home wanting to drive into telephone poles smelling that nasty vag on my mouth. Get home brush teeth, shower. She is still texting me telling me she wants to meet again with the “;)”. If I get drunk I’m afraid I might drive back over. Not proudest moment. Lol

Hahaha delightful! Should have added her to contacts. Was she just chubby or both chubby and hideous!
Nothing like having a whole list of ugly slam pigs on your contact list for cum dumping.

Imagine a shit coated cock covered in your blood as he straddles your shoulders pushing into your mouth. He didn't even cum, I don;t think he was old enough to.

Shouldve cleaned your butt dumbass

Ah damn the fucking Velcro tummy is the worst. Hairy ness on a female I cannot stand. It’s not too bad if it’s just inside armpit because when am I going to be looking in her armpit anyway. But on her fucking stomach that is revolting! Not even I would enjoy that.

Almost fucked some broad who looked like a fucking man. She was hideous. She tried to suck my dick but said it was too big (seriously) so she quit. She jerked me off instead. I didn't even cum. Thank GOD I didn't have sex with her. I was so lonely and that's why went along with her when at a bar she asked me to come over to her place.

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wow. that's totally the wrong order. redefines twink.

I was twelve. I didn't even know what sex really was, let alone procedure for male to male anal sex. How clean were you when you were a kid?!

I fucked this older chick, like 40 I think. She was fucking hideous, she must have had a condition because she had really low body fat, she was ripped, it was gross. I also fucked her without a condom and came in her because she said her tubes were tied. He did suck great dick. If she wasn’t so ugly, I wouldn’t regret at all

faggot

Clean enough to put stuff in my ass without it being covered in shit

Yeah she was not a looker, sam wise gamgee looking, hobbit bird.

Not my thing dude i used to bang 7s on the regular until i met a 9 and married her.

Yeah, a mark that haunts me to this day. It was sin borne out of depravity and lust. I try and pretend I can forgive it, but I know better. I shall be judged like all others.

Would you let a cute twink give you a blowjob if they asked really nicely?

Remember, boys, you're not a real man until you fuck someone you can't lift.

Welcome to the club.

STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP

Oh i could'a lifted her. Tossed the little goblin like gimli

Damn almost makes me think of those gym rat bitches who lift weights or exercise all the time. Are bitchy as fuck because they don’t hardly eat or some even are bitchy as fuck because they juice or use other PEDs.
Practically lesbos.

Hahahahahhaha!!! Good one user

Have you tried... not to be christian?

Met a 9 and married?
Isn’t it funny how as men we will fuck anything. But when it comes to marriage our standards are as high as the typical female?
Yet for women the standards are always high.

Whats wrong daddy? Don't you like it when boys do lewd stuff for you?

Hmmm I love fucking whores that I cannot lift. But at the same time I feel weak and pathetic that I cannot life them. Sometime I think it’d be cool to have superhuman strength so I can carry a fucking huge ass cow in my arms like a damsel.

You two are forgetting the ways of your fathers! Stop it stop it stop!

I fucked an older fat chick once. I was 37 she was 45 fat and ugly. I was in a drought had had my dick sucked in weeks so I caved in. Fucked her raw and came in side her. Felt immediately disgusted with myself as soon as I came. Had an excuse to leave so left the hotel as soon as I could. Ghosted her after that.

I could help you feel really good if you just let me... you can even pretend im a girl if you want, all you have to do is let me get down on my knees and worship your cock

>during the MySpace days
>fat chick sends me a friend request
>I wait before accepting
>look at her pics and I’m not feeling her at all
>she then sends me a private message admiring my artwork and profile
>I thank her and we chat for a while about random shit
>I fall asleep in the middle of the convo
>wake up about an hour later to see like 10 messages of her telling me all the nasty shit she would do to me and what she wants done to her
>her nastiness and horniness turns me on enough to agree to meet with her
>she tells me she’s also pregnant
>this turns me on further
>she sends numerous pics(one being pic related)
>We meet at a hotel
>it’s awkward at first but then I start sucking on her big tits(the only good feature she had)
>she then sucks me off, and goes down and licks my ass
>I cum in her mouth and she gags(it’s hot)
>I get hard again and fuck the hell out of her.
>We become fuckbuddies for about a month until she started getting feelings
>I don’t feel the same say
>she gets upset and decides not to talk to me anymore when I start fucking someone else

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How did you meet her?

Banged this slut after drunkenly sweet talking her on meetme live.
Those aren't pop rocks stuck to the corner of her mouth either. Those are genuine

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...I'm not sure ... And I have I have a weird dick anyways, look This can't be normal. Show me your ass first. I MEAN DON'T, YOU FILTHY FUCKING ..faggot.. hmm

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Damn! Pic related? That is NOT fat. She has some Milkers though.
Dude you dodged a fucking bullet. She wanted you as a beta provider that’s why she chased after you. If she was pregnant and dumped by the dad. She needed a replacement daddy.
Alpha fucks/beta bucks man. But lucky for you and unfortunate for her you were able to just pump and dump and not fall for her little trap. After baby born she would never suck and fuck you like a whore EVER again!

Oooffft.
You’ve a stinger stomach than me I’ll tell ye

Hmmm is she buzz cutted or is her hair just pulled back? Did she have some Milkers and a huge ass? Because that face is a definite swipe left. But if ass and tits were big then it’s ok.
And is that herpes on the mouth or just zits?

>She sucks my dick
>She rakes my dick instead

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Probably that time I fucked my dog.

She never behaved the same way towards me after.

Youre right! Where the fuck is your forskin?

>Buzzed cut
>no tits
>big ass
>built like grimace
I tried to get it on video, she wasn't having it.

How did her behaviour change?

She was raped by her master. I'm sure the dogs asshole hurt, and was living in constant fear.

I don't know, a medical waste dump in New York somewhere? Didn't have much say in the matter myself, and would not do it to any of my sons.

She would snap at me, walk away if started petting her, started just full on running away when I’d take her for walks.

The worst part is, the sex was terrible

Sorry im a little bit shy :c I dont really have any pics of my butt that I wanna share

Match with girl on tinder, pics look a little iffy, could be fatty.
Oh well looking for some new ass.
Girl is ridiculously horny and sending me pics within a couple sentences ( pic related)
Live 30 min south of large city, she lives 45 min north of large city.
Im not driving that far to slam potential wale.
Invite her over and she says only if she can stay the night...fine.
Gets to my house and shes the size of my fucking house. What have I done.
Im too nice of a guy though..
Be friendly say what do you want to do?
Slam pig says you know what I want starts grabbing my dick over my pants.
Fuck this sucks... take her to my room and get her undressed. She's into being roughed up so spank her gigantic ass a couple times. She says harder. Grab a belt and fucking pelt her because no respect.
So fucking fat that i can barely keep it up.
Bend her over to not look at her. Cant fuck her without a stiff drink in my hand. Literally wont put down my drink while fucking her. Cant get off because too loose so fuck her in the ass. Finally blow. Go to bathroom disgusted and ditch condom...wtf have I done.
She won't leave my house and her fat fucking whale body is taking up half my bed. Still naked. Wanting more.
Just leave my bedroom and stay out until she gets the hint. Put close on and act fucking weird until she just leaves herself... so awkward. So fat.

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Did you at least wait until she was in heat? Or are you just a dumbass

>and would not do it to any of my sons.
sure, jewsef

Faggot

oh god. nightmares coming back to me

Her pussy really stank, but she was tight af, and gave awesome head.

Another time I let a really fat girl blow me on our second date since I didn't want to kiss her, she then went in to kiss me after we were done..

In heat obviously, that’s when I noticed how much her pussy resembled a human pussy and it was the middle of the night and I was horny
1+1=5

What? Fuck all religion and fuck mutilating little boys, be it from faith or tradition.

>I noticed how much her pussy resembled a human pussy
Dude...

You're pretending to be me faggot

incel detected!

Easy to tell since guys have had better, and and turn some ho's down where you would take whatever you can get regardless of how bad it is.

when did all the faggots come to Yea Forums

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2009

>3 years ago
>speak to this girl on tinder
>nothing exciting, probs wont go anywhere
>night before
>go out with my friends
>do loads of amphetamines
>(no idea why we did speed, boring as shit drug)
>drink all night
>10am next day
>at my friends house
>no sleep has been had
>get a bus to town with my friend
>really nice day
>get a bottle of rum and go drink it on the beach
>randomly this girl asks if she can meet me
>say sure as friend is coming down and is about to go home
>meet her
>she is about 5'0
>fat
>the most circular face i have ever seen
>take her to my house
>HER WHOLE C CUP BREAST IS THIS DARK BROWN NIPPLE
>THE WHOLE FUCKING THING
>fuck her
>pretend i'm having a seizure
>she leaves
>look out the window as she
leaves
>2 weeks later she tells me she is pregnant
>never heard from her again
3 years later and i still havent had her come at me for child support, probs never was pregnant.

Oh she was far trust me lol. It’s the angle. This is another of her. She did eventually lose all the weight years down the line. But she was a walrus when I was piping her

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Most of the faggotry in this thread was me :3

I once banged a black hitchhiker bareback while she was on the rag, we met on tinder.
Also my last gf was overweight and had a "musty" smell every time I opened her legs. Once even had a bit of tp stuck on her theigh.
Overall I don't regret it too much, but I could have gotten the aids

Give contact info.

>hitchhiker
They usually walk down the road with a thumb out.
>met on tinder
So she is using tinder while she is hitchhiking on? Your driving by using tinder? You both matched?

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You probably get no ass

jfc user

She was staying with her friends nearby, and left after a couple months.

Pt.2 I got date raped by a dude off tinder, but he had a tiny dick so it didn't hurt too bad afterwards, but again I ran the risk of the AIDS. That shit gets scary.

If you fuck someone and wake up and regret it...that's rape.

Ex wife used to eat vicodin like candy. She was out and asked me to go downstairs (apt. complex ) and try to get some from the handicapped neighbor.
Go down there she has friend over, neither are attractive, the wheelchair chick is chubby, but not a whale. My ex wife has abused the getting pills from the neighbor privilege badly. I'm met with harsh criticism. Being the white trash CHAD I am, I smoothed talked both of them for awhile.
I went back upstairs, to get a bottle of vodka to offer trade.
A hour goes by, we are getting buzzed. My Ex wife comes downstairs to see what I'm doing. I told her jokingly in order to get these vicodin pills, I would have to fuck both of these chicks.....Akward silence for a minute, then I see wheelchair chick look at her friend with a shy grin.
She said she would give her the whole 90 pill bottle if that would happen. My Ex stood there like a statue for a good minute. Then said alright, wear a fucking condom and give me the pills.

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You didn’t fuck your dog....

As a dude you should be honored to get even a slam pig.
The sexual market for us dudes is getting worse every day.

I love fucking walrus sized whores!

Maybe for you. I meet and fuck women all the time.
Have confidence in yourself, have good hygiene, make women laugh. Be chivalrous, but also don't care. Don't be clingy. MOST IMPORTANTLY, BE A FUCKING MAN.

My god... go on... what was wrong with the disabled bitch and... how did you manage to slam that? Did you have to help her into bed and all?

was super drunk and hooked up with a short fat senior in hs. I was grinding her missionary style with no pants on and my dick kept accidentally slipping in her roll of fat. Pretty sure I fucked my first and last fupa that night. I made an excuse to stop before we did actual penetration

Banana peel

Was pretty good and easy-clean tbh.

True true...
But I have an easy time because I mostly target the low end slam pigs who are as big as houses. Fat ugly whores with slight facial hair is the funnest. I dunno how I got such a fetish for ugly. I don’t think anyone else out there does. Like I said. I’m like 8/10 but still.... I don’t want to put the effort in for decent looking women who are much higher maintenance. And it’s so much funnier banging ugly ass slam pigs anyways. Hot bitches sound boring.

I target late 40's - mid 50's women. They turn into horny teenagers after menopause. Plus they become cum dumps since they cannot get pregnant anymore.
My ultimate goal is to have a threesome with a old lady and a midget.
None of which have to be attractive, my only requirement is that they have a pulse

Damn! Your as awful as me dude!
I thought only I was this fucking disgusting on the inside.

Once has regret. It's not that it was straight up awful, just that it wasn't planned out correctly and was awkward a lot. I knew she was a bigger girl, but still kinda surprised me

PT.2
Ex wife leaves, another akward silence for a few seconds. I break the ice "I'm going to fuck you good enough to make you walk again" we all laugh, I sit down on the couch, next to nerdy chick "you are a sexy lil thing" start to kiss her, pull her to me on my back closer to wheelchair on the couch. Wheel chair starts to rub nerdys tits, we all start to make out with each other.
Wheelchair is in a lazyboy recliner chair, nerdy opens her legs, and starts to rub wheelchairs pussy. I'm mKing out with wheelchair, she is sort of trying to unbutton my Levi's.
I fucked the both of them, I got my dick sucked by the both of them, and I also ate both of their pussies. Nerdy chick, wasore lesbian than bisexual, so she focused the majority of her attention on wheelchair. But I can tell you, nothing beats the feeling of being jacked off by a crippled hand while your dick is covered in pussy juice from a nerdy chick eating pussy.
In the end, that turned out to be another fatal blow to our marriage. I'm glad I did it. I'm very happy to be divorced

Craigslist casual encounter 2005, placed ads looking for hookups, black plumper from south central L.A. invites me over, apartment in drive-by Crenshaw area, I’m white as fuck, take her to her room and immediately notice lack of hygiene, almost puke while doggy dicking her fat pussy. Leave disappointed. Go back weeks later with a cucumber, shove it in her stanky pussy, stench induces gag reflex, have to nope the fuck out. Never see her again.

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One-time event for you, but you know that exact scenario has happened to her at least 12 times

Let my sister jerk me off when she was 11 and I was 14, she’d always ask to see my dick and I eventually let her and she started rubbing/touching and asking me questions curiously eventually I blew a load on her hand, just told her not to tell our parents and cleaned it up with tissues. I regret it cos our relationship is pretty fucked now and while we have never really spoken about it, I think it’s because of this

>incel detected!

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Me and my sister have experimented since we were kids. Usually getting each other off, masturbating or dry humping. This lasted until we were almost 18.
I married a friend of hers, we've had some crazy cocaine nights. My wife has fuck licked me and my sister. Just as my sister has fuck licked me and my wife.

That’s pretty fucking lonely. Been there.

Yea me and my sister started at the age I mentioned and we eventually moved onto her giving me oral but that’s about it. It was fun while we were doing it and is still a hot memeort to look back on in some ways, but I still regret it and wish it never happened, because it wasn’t worth losing my sister over.

I’m glad it worked out better for you

I would SMASH harder than the fucking hulk!!!!

Been there, bro. Nothing like wanting to puke as your dick goes limp from a stanky land walrus.

Green text is simple: type >
in front of your sentence, like this:

>here is how you green text

She’s mad because you didn’t nut deep inside her pussy

This is a legitimately enlightening response user.
Well played.

I remember my sister and I were experimenting back in the day. We lived in a much bigger house so could keep selves hidden from parents easy. We held each other completely naked and it was all HER idea honest. She was many years older than I. We rubbed our bare genitals together no penetration. But damn it was hot. Me not really having a clue what we were doing, the inability to ejaculate and make a mess but still feel orgasmic sensation by rubbing up against her. And the sensation didn’t just stop and done. It’s almost as if I could get more pleasure from it as a kid than as an adult.
I doubt she remembers this as her memory isn’t as good as mine. Never confronted her about us doing this. It’s not like we really HAD sex, just rubbed and cuddled. I thought I was going to pee on her hahaha. But yea... it didn’t effect our relationship. I didn’t feel raped or abused. She was much larger than I being older than me but still pre pubescent.
Perhaps.... this is why I go for Fat chicks all the time.
Hmmmmm...

Hmmm I never lost my sister over this... I wonder what you and her did to were it caused you to lose each other?
I think it all depends on many factors. Age gap, and whose the older one the male or the female, and who initiates. I’m sure if the sister is younger it’s 1000x more likely to be traumatizing for her. In my case my sister was the one who was older AND initiating it. So for me it was just pleasurable.
Sad that these things happen.. siblings shouldn’t do this... but they get curious. Lucky for me it wasn’t something we did multiple times. I think she just tried it once or twice. Must have seen a movie that had sex in it. Found me. Tried it out on me.
Being the male, it’s not going to traumatize me.

Lol I don’t think so

Yeah my sister is younger than me, but that being said she did initiate it, she was just curious I guess and me being 14 and horny it was hard to turn down. After the first time she just kept asking to see it and after giving me oral a few times it stopped

>Start new job
>The person leaving the position I'm taking over is training me
>She's easily 300lbs. Half her head is shaved. Tattoos everywhere
>There was a bit of sexual tension during training
>Along with that weight she had massive tits and a massive ass... any they werent your typical fat girl ass and tits. they had some curve to them
>...but holy fuck she's huge
>"user, if you need any help after i leave, here's my cell"
>dont think much of it. it was easy work. store number anyway
>horny af that weekend and a little buzzed around 1am while still at a bar
>decide to text her something funny i notice about the company
>"about time you texted me user. i was thinking about you"
>it never dawned on me before, but now I can't stop thinking about how awesome fat sex could be
>we text until last call at the bar and i very aggressively say "im coming over to fuck your brains out, give me your address"... i had nothing to lose, fuck it, worse case she blocks me. I only want one thing
>Sure enough she gives me her address, like 20 minutes away
>Drive there, it's her parent's house. She lives in the downstairs "apartment". Text her to let me in
>She answers the door and is in a very very tight black and white striped dress... bitch looked like a fat beetle juice
>If i was in a normal state of mind, this would've been repulsive. alll those rolls and cottage cheese cellulite.
> i am so horny that I find this incredibly hot, especially since she was clearly not wearing underwear and the bottom of her big ass cheeks was popping out
>waste no time
>bend her over the arm of her couch and fuck her.
>i am in heaven
>fuck her for 2 hours. every kind of position. lived out my fantasy of being suffocated by those massive tits
>"cum inside me user"
>i dont even think twice and i blow a massive fucking load into this fat cunt
>about a minute later, I snap out of whatever manic state i was in and begin to realize what the fuck i just did

You must be a turbo chad to still be fucking sister AND her friend who is now your wife. Damn.
That’s fantasy material there.
And to still be on good terms with each other’s relationship?

Gummy smiles are the worst.

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That sounds pretty awful. Have you experienced trust issues or difficulty jerking off because of it?

If she’s the one who demanded it, I’m confused as to how that ruined the relationship.
But yea... if you were more mature you’d probably have told her she’s a major perv and that siblings and family members have certain boundaries. But you being 14 and all.... doing you were very mature at that age.
I mean fuck I wasn’t even really attracted to my sister at age 14, she wasn’t my type at all in physical appearance but if she would have wanted to fool around with me I’d have totally gone for it!
But by that age we both knew better and there was no way she was going to fool around with me during those years because she could have any chad in high school she wanted anyway. She was older. She basically diddled me when I was really really young. But never happened again...... sadly.....
It’s always better when your in that situation and the sister initiates and not you. And it’s better when she’s older and more mature. Because then it’s her fault. And it’s not going to traumatize her because she’s the one taking the lead.

Would have done this sober.

If that’s not a tranny I would love for her face to be sucking on my dick

>panic about the pint of sperm i just deposited into this big fertile cow
>i clearly expose my panic and different state of mind
>"relax, user, i'm on the pill. you wanna stay the night?"
I mustve been clearly high strung at this point because while i was stumbling out excuses to go, she lights a cigarette and takes my entire semi-hard cock into her fat gullet and sucks off all of her juices and cum.
>eyes roll into the back of my head
>fucking shaking from cock post-cum sensitivity
>suddenly think how good it would feel to cuddle up with this big warm snorlax
>"yeah. i'll stay"
>her room was pitch black
>have no problem dumping more loads into her through out night
>when the sunlight came through the window, she got up to pee
as soon as that pale morning light hit her pale fat body while she made her way to the bathroom, i was never more disgusted in my life
>got some rest and no more cum left in me
>was able to calmly leave the4 situation
>"ahh shit, I'm sorry, I gotta go"
>"ohh come on, user, let me make you breakfast"
>i seriously thought about it because she probably cooks really well
>politely decline
>go home
>still smell her on me
>puke in shower
>
>
>.....
>End up fucking her every weekend for like a year,
>What the fuck is wrong with me?

I’m really not sure but yeah she was always the on to initiate it, I was older though and probably should’ve stopped it. I’m sure she partly blames herself but it’s not like I forced myself onto her or even told her what to do, I’d just lay down and she’d poke, prod and rub til I came. Asking me questions about why it got bigger and what the cum was and all that

Are you serious? With those bushy eyebrows, fucked up teeth, gummy smile, forehead vein and manish head, I wouldn't touch her with a 10 foot pole.

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I wish this happened to me. I’d have fucked her the rest of my life!
Hahaha cuddle up with a big snorlax that’s funny as fuck.
But yea it’s really nice when you plow a fat bitch because nothing feels more cozy afterward than being snuggled with her huge body.
Skinny bitches cannot compete.

Look at that bulging forehead vein..

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Just try to talk to her again. Perhaps she has put it aside in her mind and doesn’t think about it anymore.
Too bad you were the older sibling.

The grossness of it is what gets me hard man. I dunno why.

That has to be a fucking man, Jesus Christ user, haven’t read your previous posts but I hope to god you went nowhere near this monstrosity

Yea pretty sickening but still gets me one of those odd boners where your like, “what the fuck???! Don’t get hard over that troll!” But then your like... fuck it! Let’s do this shit!
I’m begginning to think with all the photos of this woman you have that your probably porking this bitch.

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He obviously did with all the photos he has of her

Also keep in mind, she's wearing make-up in all my pictures. She looks even worse without it...
This frumpy bitch looks like she doesn't even wipe her ass right.
The only reason she finally got a bf is because she makes good money. More money than him.

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i hate to say it, but it was some of the best and hottest, raunchiest sex I've ever had. I'm not sure if the disgust i felt was if my friends and family found out, or true repulse.

pic related

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one more for you. looks like shes still single.

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Maybe I’ll try but she’s very hostile regardless of what is brought up, everytime I’m talking to my mom she tells me to go away or piss off, something like that, I doubt me and her will ever be like a family again

No actually she's my friend's gf. I just have the photos because I'm astounded by how ugly she is. He dated a way hotter girl before ( pic related).

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Oh damn. So a male gold digger. Pathetic!

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Hehehe raunchiest is the best my friend.... if that’s her... I’m gonna day your a rookie! I’ve nailed soooo fucking much fatter and more disgusting than that. She’s just on the chunky side. Looks clean and stuff at least. Just covered in tramp stamps.
Not interesting in double dipping with you user. But... I guess when you bang fat whores for a living you do lots more double dipping than you might think. I try to imagine I’m not. Condoms are a blessing.

>be me 20
>be walking home mega drunk one night
>end up- talking to this other drunk guy
>he's at least twice my age and ugly af
>suddenly he starts kissing me
>thatescalatedquickly.jpg
>middle age man tongue in my mouth
>suddenly get a raging drunken boner
>make out with this dude
>we go round a corner
>I tell him I'venever done anything with a man before which he seems to like (creepy bastard)
>tell him I want to suck his cock but I'm worried I might back out
>we talk this over and make out more
>I end up asking him to put his hands on my head so I can't chicken out
>Get on my knees
>He's already hard and much bigger than I expected
>I'm so horny I end up putting it in my mouth
>Instantly the guy grabs my head and starts pushing himself in and out of me
>IT IS NOT AT ALL FUN
>dude was surprisingly strong
>no chance of escape
>goes at my mouth like a fleshlight
>pulls out and cums onto my face
>I realise I'm still hard
>He leaves and I beat myself off
>I cum, and instantly regret every second

TL;DR asked a guy to mouth rape me and he did

Just look at that man..

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So no event in your past ever got you pissed at each other? No big fight or something that insued over something and you stopped talking and shit?
Or maybe she just always sees you as a peice of shit for not being the good big brother and not pushing her off and telling her she’s naughty and not to do that and thinks your a chimo or something.
Either way... she can’t really blame you for lying back and letting her expiriment when you yourself were a minor. Just barely starting puberty.
This shit probably happens soooo fucking often between siblings and hardly anyone ever talks about it.
I think pedos try to justify their degeneracy by this. But it doesn’t. That’s why people probably avoid it because it’s like kind of touching on the taboo topic of how sexual kids really are.
But still. Adults should NEVER take advantage of this. Pedos need to be shot. But minor on minor expirimenting doesn’t count as pedo.
I think it’s touched on a little bit in some psychology textbooks that kids experiment with each other. And because of what happened between my sister and I and no trauma from it I figured other minors who go thru minor on minor stuff didn’t get screwed up or jaded relations from it.

Im a guy who eats out if I get BJ's. And I stop if it's uncomfortable for my partner even if I had prior consent whatever... Normal shit. My then gf asked for anal on her and we did. Fun and different, not really my cuppa tea. She liked it.

Weeks later she went shopping and got some large strapon 8" long 1.5" fat. My ass was pretty much virgin so it was intimidating on my first besides her showing her finger up there before.

And as usual we get it on, lube good and she starts slow and work it in...
I wasn't a fan but yeh... Not the worst tho.

But after a first dozen pumps she starts to pick up the pace real fast and this became very uncomfortable and I protest asking to slow it as I certainly wasn't as rough on her before. She somewhat complies but still.

Then something happened and I felt sudden extreme pain and cried for her to stop but she sped up and starts ramming harder and because of the excruciating pain I was in I wasn't able to stop her or throw her off.
She goes on for like a dozen thrusts and only then stops. Sees me as the crying mess and was followed by lots of blood from my ass upon exit.

She rushed me to the hospital and I spent months there in ICU

She penetrated my colon hard and did other damage.
I will probably have pain for life and may never operate my rear properly again. Although it does look promising according to doctors.

I have mostly ignored her for about half a year now about her hundreds of sorry's and how I'm doing and so on. And have told her I need more time to think about things.

I really liked this girl and imagined being secret kinky grandparents with her... So I was seeing a future with her... but now...

I don't know if I can call it rape or not. But that is not okay that she kept going... Probably.

I might regret it in the short to mid term... But I think we're done.

Jesus fucking Christ. He downgraded big time. This woman has Milkers much more suitable for breeding children with. He fucking exchanged this prime breeding material for a rich ugly bitch? Wtf!?

Yikes. Needs to shave beard, remove glasses, go to gym.

Idk I mean it’s possible that she just hates all men because of my father, he’s an alcoholic and used to be abusive, not sexually abusive or anything but physically abusive with my mom, i think it’s possible that maybe that’s why she hates me and rejects all advances from men

But something inside of me can’t shake the feeling that it’s my fault, and it’s because of what happened when we were younger

This one time I accepted the advances of an Indian girl I met in a party.
She was cute at the time and I was really horny. Ended up in a hotel with her since each other's homes were far away and it was like 3 am.
Man, oh my man.
She REEKED. She smelled so sour and I have absolutely no idea why to this day.
Like she was cute and had a good body but she smelled really bad. Her armpits, her pussy. My God.
I ended up going through with it because she had a good body and a really tight pussy which squeezed fucking good but my God I had to hold my breath in and being unable to do anything because of my breath I had her on top of me most of the time doing the work herself.

Next day I went to the doctor to had me checked for shit and didn't have anything, did the same two weeks after that.

The girl and I still talk since it's been like 3 months and we have seen each other since them (mea culpa).
I make damn sure to have her wash before doing anything now. Who knows, might end up in a relationship with her (maybe I have developed a smell fetish)

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These gay encounters make me sick!
Why??? Just why???
Couldn’t you have just slammed the really ugly 64 year old broad with saggy tits at the bar instead?

I'm bisexual so it's not that it was with a guy that was the problem

just

every other aspect

He just dumped the hot one because she was 18 and he was too concerned about what others would think of the relationship. Also because the 18 year old had no money. But what really gives the situation an added layer of cuckness is that he larps as some trad catholic yet is now dating an ugly protestant just for her money essentially.

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Don’t. Do. Anal. Don’t give it or receive it. If your that obsessed with butt play. Hot dog the bitch. Know what that is? Slide your cock up and down her crack till you cum it works. It’s just as good as anal. You don’t get the horrid smell that anal penetration gives. No anal doesn’t smell like shit it just smells like you have destroyed internal organs or something....
And my fuckkng god! Why do something so emasculating as letting a woman raid your asshole. You cuck! I hope you learned your lesson. You could have ended up on a colostomy bag yourself!

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She's the biggest I've ever gone for and I lowkey still wish i was i was hitting it and dumping grammar school milk carton sized loads into her... but im married now :(

i think i have a fetish for this that I don't want to explore beyond her

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Why the fuck didnt you both take a shower together before getting down to business? Make it fun and the girl will not be offended.

Probably because you were the older one and all.
Should have just not let her perv on you. But then again I don’t know. Sounds like father fucked her up mentally. Used sex from you as comfort. Now sees you as part of the problem.
Female mind can be screwy. Holds grudges for the dumbest shit.
Maybe she wants you to go back in time and kick your fathers ass for abusing her.

i fucked a really fat chick twice and it was so fucking gross. i felt winded while she rode me since she was so fat. the best experience from her was when get gave me head and swallowed in the woods that have trails for people to walk

I work in software development which is mostly indians and it still boggles my mind how they all smell so fucking bad. The women especially. Alot of the men wear cologne in hopes of attracting a white woman, but the women, some of them like you said " cute and have a good body" have the worst BO you can clearly smell if in the same room. Breath, Pits, even the pussy. you can smell fucking wet clam on occasion just being in the same room.

When you make her wash, does it help? Maybe they're not using soap and you have to go in there and show em how it's done.

I wonder why a woman whose apparently so good looking would have such bad hygiene. Did she have hairy armpits and bad breath too?

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Bisexual???
I’m sure women are better though right?

Meh. About equal.

wat

Omg.... people like this need to be beaten.
Fucking CUCK!!’
I know it’s his life and all but I just want to kick his ass for being such a cuckold.

“Eww no money and your too young 18 year old means I’m basically a pedo! I’m not gonna put any babies in you! I’d have to take care of you all that would be sickening!”
What a bitch.
Probably injects liquid tofu straight into his veins every morning.

user, I don't think you get it. I was REALLY horny.
I don't know. She think does since she smells like soap but I'm not too sure.
I wonder it we do end up in a relationship will I ever talk about her body odour and how she game a REALLY strong first impression.
No. She had clean armpits and her breath wa alright. Had a bit of bush down there but nothing crazy.

Married now?
Well your attention is probably more focused on more productive things these days anyways. But yea memories are still fun!
Every man has a fat girl fetish if there not gay.

How the fuck did you get this photo of my ex

I mean this is a joke from the 60’s....nothing you do or say is original.

“Why do women wear make up and perfume? Because they’re ugly and they smell”

Imagine holding this kind of view in 2019

Chickity check yourself before you rickity wreck yourself

Anal shouldn't be rough. But I get what you mean about damage like that girl.

And no, I'm not a emasculated or a cuck for doing consensual reciprocal sex stuff.

She was fun. Just got too clingy

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Yuck! Well to each their own....
Are you going to knock a bitch up someday and be a daddy?
Even as a bi you shouldn’t deprive yourself of the honor of becoming a father and making a good family.
If not... we’ll once again to each their own.

>Every man has a fat girl fetish if there not gay.
Stealing this.

Differences in diet.

The Japanese, when first encountering Dutch traders and Christian missionaries complained that they absolutely stank of rotten milk (having had no cheese in their culture)
Similarly, the Dutch traders and missionaries complained that the Japanese smelled like rotten fish.

You are what you eat.
At least, what you eat extretes from your pours.
I’m sure she was gagging on the stink of you also.

Man it’s just funny how much of a cuck soi boi the guy in pic related is....
Women are not ugly and smelly I know. And I never demand they were makeup. That shit is retarded.

Ah she wanted you to impregnate her.

Men like that are fucking repulsive. That guy is the epitome of everything wrong with the modern man: pretending to have values but being too weak to act on them.

She was already pregnant. She wanted me to be her boyfriend.

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Cope!
It was a mistake. Men who get their ass pounded are cucks.
Either way. Think what you want. It appears you have learned your lesson.

Yes, already made plans with the girl to have a kid together

>was dating this 13 year old
>got her to give me blowjob in park
>she cries
>I comfort her
>everythinng is all good
>but still have so much guilt since

I’ll bet he will be going crazy once he starts going bald. Probably be crying doing comb over, fucking dong the rogaine ritual in the morning and taking finasteride to help stop the baldness even though the drug makes him fatter and more low energy and more moody and gives man boobs and erectile dysfunction.

Ahahahahaha! One of those bitches looking for a beta provider right during the pregnancy. I’m glad you dodged that one.

Good good.
Fatherhood will change you. You will be a new man. Trust me.

Fat, 5'2 slut who has fucked a majority of a city in the midwest. Fuckin tits are different sized and the pussy smells like bacon boiled in piss. She gives me 700 dollars a month to get almost no dick. I have to be totally fuckin shitfaced drunk to even consider.

While that's going on, i fuck these two girls that have been friends since middle school. One is pretty in the face, but fat as hell and an insufferable millenial with a catlady boxwine complex. Her friend is like Brienne of Tarth tall amd homely looking, but skinny and likes good music, but a horrible drunk with mental issues and has told me she's pregnant twice sending me Google images of positive tests.

Pussy is easy, even sugar mommas. But holy shit i am depressed i can't find good pussy i would stick my face in :'(

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Omg????
A bitch was ACTUALLY paying you for sex?
You must be a fucking stud.
Even ugly revolting bitches can get fucked for free.
Pic related has me in tears laughing btw. My god it’s funny and fits the story good.

I think that's kinda already happened tbh. He already looks dead inside. I kinda feel like he's going though a down ward spiral and is getting consumed by existential dread. Every since he stopped dating the hot girl he looks more sad and has a shitty retail job now.

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Its funny when newfags pretend they know things

Ha!
If he’d just scrape off the soi boy beard and head. He would be much better off.
And hopefully he’s lifting.

Obviously the arrangement isn't set up that she just pays me for sex. She thinks we're in a relationship, but i just let her suck my dick when i get totally wrecked. And she gives me about 200 dollars from her weekly pay checks. She's a total 1/10 though. Stupid af, with no personality amd a compulsive liar. Any sane man would stay far away, but i like that passive income. I already have 2 kids, so I'm not trying to start a family. Just enjoying my 30s before life really starts to blow.

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> hopefully he's lifting
He's never been to the gym in his life, kek.

I let an old man suck my dick. Left immediately after I came, but ended up going back every other month doing the same thing.

I hope you'll fix it so it says they're instead of there though.

Damn that’s sad!
And what do you mean life starts to blow past age thirty??? Do you think this hoe who’s using you as a giggolo would care if you were 50... or 60... I’m guessing your the type of guy who lifts?
Only difference past age 30 so long as you stay in shape is that you’ll just look more like Zeus. Grey haired and shit. That’s all.

wat

Hahahaha
I just have the biggest urge to kick his ass even though I don’t know him...
Is that a normal feeling?

When a guy is as soy infused as him, its a completely normal thing. His hot ex wants to kick his ass too, lol.

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Damn.
You really fucked up.
Old man on your dick? Couldn’t you just jack off... I mean that would be better than the mug of an old man on your crotch.

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I have had am insatiable sex drive since i hit puberty. But i don't just want to fuck every slut, most of them are fucking disgusting. I mean, sure typing a story out seems great to have thots paying you for dick but bro, i just want some 20 something, clean girl to eat out all night, cum in all day and actually cuddle and not feel like i need a hazmat suit. I've had some bangin bitches in the past, but most of them turn into or always were dirty tricks. But goddamn do i miss it while it was good. Both my kids were with about 8/10s, but it never lasts.

I don't wanna have to drink/do drugs to have a good time.

I don't really lift, but i play guitar. drops panties like magic.

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And... the sad thing is.... she could probably do it.
God damn the kind of ass kicking I want to give that guy is not even really personal and all... it’s like you know... when you got a huge zit? The urge to do it is strong and it’s like yea....
A wedgy after the ass kicking is done too. Be fun to do it in front of his wife.

I was 21 at the time, and had a girlfriend who absolutely refused to give blowjobs. You know who absolutely lives for them? Gay guys wanting straight cock. What made it better is that he was an old man who thirsted on younger cock, and I would have overpowered an old man instead of a bulky dude in case there was any sense of trouble.

In the end it worked out. I don't think I'll ever get a better, or more enthusiastic, blowjob in my life.

last night i fucked and fingered a chick with herpes while wearing a condom. what are the chances i have herpes now?

Yeah lol if he had a wife. You know, a part of me doubts he'll ever get married. He's really gay acting, into theatre and all his gfs except the hot one have lived in other states. But maybe he'll just settle.

At a show one night and after my friends left I decided to stick around and get hammered cause I got talking to a group of people who seemed cool. They all left bar two of the girls that were with them. One was average at best but the other, oh my fucking god, was actual bin spawn. I ended up chilling with them and getting drunk. A few bags of coke were involved too so ya know how that ends up. They lived together and their apartment was only around the corner so it was way easier than getting a taxi home, plus they had more coke and booze back in their house and I was in it to win it. I went back with them and about 7 in the morning I asked was there a place I could crash. The absolute hound of the two said "Yeah ya can sleep in my room". I knew what was coming my way but said fuck it. I woke up to her coming in in her biggie smalls acting all seductive. I nearly got sick but YOLO and all that. Ended up pretending to cum after about 2 minutes cause I looked down and oh my god haha. about three teeth in her mouth that were even remotely white and a tribal tattoo on her chest. I ended up making a prompt exit as soon as I heard her snoring (course she fucking snored). Left my passport in her house and didn't even bother going back for it she was that bad haha.

Dated a cum dumpster from theother high school for 3 months. Fucked daily for a month and it was great then she started fucking some other dude from school, her boss at work etc.
She thought she was slick i guess but when i hadnt seen her for 3 days then go to fuck her and cum is leaking out of her already its pretty fucking obvious. Also she had a black stain in her panties that day, fucking disgusting. I saw the stain and the jizz, smelled the smells, put my clothes on and left without saying anything. Soon as i started getting dressed she started crying and thats how i left her. She called me the next day yelling at me, i was rolling a blunt with my friend so i just put phone on speaker and waited til she was done then told her to go fuck herself its over. She ate 30 ambiens and made her mom take her to get her stomach pumped, then while in hospital got one of my beta friends to come visit her. Married him later lmfao. Fuckin cuck. Marriage lasted little over a year. Dumb little skank looks exactly like her mother now.
Did i mention she liked to use stripper amounts of makeup instead of bathing? This bitch used foundation and concealer on her fucking lips ffs. Nasty nasty ho. She had bags of used tampons thumb tacked to her bathroom walls. What the actual fuck.

>fingered
Ooooo. That aint good buddy. Youll know in 2 weeks.

>That aint good buddy.
>I'm not your buddy, guy.

yeah i resisted that part like the first 2 times we fucked but gave in the final time. definitely touched my dick soon after removing the condom to piss, but quickly remembered and washed my hands before holding my dick to piss

>Youll know in 2 weeks
but everybody have herpes, 95%

You're probably good honestly

Personally I fuck porkers on occasion. Not really proud of it and don't brag to anyone, but I meet some ugly bitches on dating apps solely for the purpose of using them as a cum bucket

If she has genital herps and not just mouth herps on her junk fingering her and cominginto contact with any of that shit means youve got the dick blisters now. If shes lucky like me and has mouth herps on her junk then youll just get a cold sore, providing you managed to not get any of it into your dick.
Mouth herpes on your dick is 10000x better than genital herpes. But yeah it takes damn near exactly 2 weeks for the first breakout.

Fucking snow mexicans

thanks. im particularly concerned for my balls and thighs though...

Things people with herpes believe so they won’t kill themselves for 200, Bill...

Hes brazilian, cut him some slack

Hahahahaha I love how you pawned her off on a beta! And god damn the trashyness even having a shit stain in her underwear! The fuck she must be a crack whore! Can’t even stay clean or shower probably because so busy trying to whore herself 24/7 for some meth or crack

What is the deal with bros fuckin herpes hoes and letting guys suck their dick? Have some fuckin self respect my dudes.

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Ummm why? Rubbing that pussy all over your thighs or what?

You're literally a walking can of monster haha. Faggot.

Well.... it’s not the worst thing in the world. Comes and goes. Pain in the ass. Or should I say.... genitals. If anything it will make sex better! The itchy and scratchy sensation while orgasming is amazing! Trash whores carry lots of herps so just bang them. They don’t care about a few spots or red areas on your cock

It would make so much more sense, and she probably went that way eventually, but at the time we were just 17 year old middle class high school kids. Bitch had no excuse, she just wanted to be a cum dumpster i guess. I dont regret fucking her, just shouldve left after the first month instead of sticking around for the weird nasty drama. Some hot 13 year old emo chick rebounded me, im almost 30 now and we still fuck whenever we're around each other so it was all a win.

I drink mt dew you fucking newfag

I was with a gorgeous cute geek for 6 months last year and we broke it off on good terms and still did all things couples do even though weren't official. Including being mono.

Towards end of last year she got distant and one night while venting to her friend about it ended up fucking that friend. Friend promptly told ex gf and distant turned into super distant sub zero. Not an ugly story but definitely a regret fuck. Why do people have to act like they don't care?

Great advice, you absolute retard

Can confirm unfortunately. Outbreak sex is like scratching the most satisying itch ever.

I’d say letting a dude suck your dick is far worse than fingering and or fucking a herpes infested slut. I’d rather have a female with mouth sores suck my cock than a clean bearded greying old man slop my cock.
Homosexual sex is the absolute worse sex possible.

If youve already got herpes why not fuck a bunch of girls with herpes

Hahaha, easier to wash down the red pill with I'd say. Fair fucks to ya though if ya actually managed to push her onto one of your friends. God love him

13 and 30???
Man are you trying to get the mods to delete this wonderfully entertaining thread I have going???

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In fairness I can't argue with that haha

>Things people with herpes believe
not, everybody have herpes, except virgins

well, only as much as i could with my dick in it. but yeah i was balls deep and she was grinding me pretty hard while i was in there

ehh, the 2 arent really the same, but, before last night, i hadnt been laid in 3 years. i know it was a bad idea but yes poor choices were made

actually im really curious about this. will this cause the herpes to spread more? or is this actually a legit thing to do?

Haha my god I’m laughing to tears again!
I don’t actually have herpes but the way cumming feels and then thinking about how herpes a virus that gets deep in the nerves and causes irritation I can only imagine how much intensity that would add to an orgasm with the nerves all firing off and stuff while irritated!
I’m still going to try not to get the herps

Lets just say that picture isnt far off. And ive banged her a few different times. Hell, i even got her pregnant (she didnt want a 3rd kid, abortion). Blew it in her without a condom on. Her pussy was super loose but it got crazy wet quick. Id burry my face in her fat ass pussy

>Be me
>21
>Got fired from work recently
>Depressed as fuck
>Drinking heavily
>Go to liquor store
>Older women ask for ride
>I agree
>Take her to where she needs to go
>Ask her to return the favor
>We fuck in the backseat
>She's fat, ugly and old
>Don't care I just need a nut
>Weird smell in the car
>Get a floppy
>She sucks me until I cum then she leaves
>Smell still lingering in my car
>Pull over and throw up 40 oz of beer due to disgust
I was in a dark place kek.

It wasnt really pushing him into it, he was just that desperate i guess cuz he did it all on his own. He even called me before he went to hospital, trying to get me to go instead. I just laughed. Shed probably have fucked every dude in that hospital. I never spoke to her again after telling her off, only know what happened to her because one of my old friends keeps me posted on the comedy that is living in that place.

Indeed! Threesome with all herpes bitches

Lurk moar, read the threads, and stop posting frogs newfriend.

Herpes doesnt spread more. It goves you itchy blisters once or twice a year then you foreget you have it the rest of the time

the number ARE high, maybe 15%, for GENITAL herpes.

the number youre quoting is more like oral herpes, which yes like 80% of people have and no one cares about

Im just concerned that now i might be limited to fucking sluts instead of innocent girls, not to mention any negative effects this could have if i want to start a family

Yeah its surprised the fuck out of me first time

ok cool. if i did have herpes, i wouldnt want to like make it get worse

80+15=95

If she’s not having an outbreak you could be bareback and not be as likely catch herpes. Still should put condom on I banged a herpes bitch once with rubber on and she promised she’s not outbreak. Only banged twice I think. It’s 10+ years later no herps.
Well yea your more likely to spread it if your fucking. And if your getting contact with more areas of the body you can spread it to other areas of body. Unlikely to happen though usually stays on genitals because it’s not like your going to be rubbing each other’s genitals all over each other during an outbreak right?

Like imagine having to tell your wife to not tack used tampons to the wall. Fucking hell haha.

neat, lol
though with overlap, im sure its still more like 85% at most have one or both types of herpes

Holy shit!!!! How did you get such an ancient old broad pregnant?
We’re you super horny and desperate or are you kind of a fat ugly slob of a man yourself?

its a joke!

tis a funny one, haha

HAHAHAHAHA!!!
You actually threw up she was so fucking hideous that’s funny.
Hell. You need to get a stronger stomach I can fuck he RAWNCHIEST of old hags and not barf.

I asked her why she never did laundry once, "i only have 6 pairs of underwear" was her response. Damn she was gross ahahaha. Once i was fucking her doggy, looked down to see a lump of shit on my pubes, kept fucking her until it went inside her and fell off my dick somewhere. Then i stopped and told her she got poop on me and she said she didnt wipe because she was so excited to see me. Bitch couldve grown up to be Fuckmeat. Which if you havent seen yet you really need to go type it into efukt.

That was a dick move on your side. You should have ended the interaction in a more manly way.

If your a stud a little bit of herpes shouldn’t ruin much. Even married people where one has herpes and the other doesn’t happens all the time. You do it right your herps won’t spread to spouse.

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My god this bitch keeps sounding trashier and trashier.
Like no shame that she dropped feces on you.
Doesn’t wipe?
Next your going to tell me she has a bush around her anus whole.

I don't get horny anymore. I've been called gay before because of me fruity ways, behaviors but I've considered it and I conclude in my scientific genius, nah that's gay. It happened, but I would fuck a dude and he would give me money. I was essentially a prostitute and I'd fuck for money if a female was paying me but a dude, nah that's gay bruh. It was gay so that's a regret even though i'm not moping over that. If I could find a female to make me her sex toy, cool. I'm in LA though so you only have faggots coming up to you asking if you want your dick sucked. Shit wasn't cash, I'd rather fuck a cousin than do that shit

True...
Should have backhanded her and said “fuck off ho! I’m done with you! Now let me take a shower!”

Hey hey....it’s ok, it’s ok, user. Whatever keeps you from taking a knife to your wrists or hanging yourself. Your situation is yours to control. Love yourself

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Fucking hell man, I was with a girl before that shat the bed when she was drunk but at least that was involuntary hahaha. Was she on meth or something? Too excited to wipe your arse like, my god.

Any anons have any advice on how to become a female's (whether she be cougar or just anything in general) boytoy?
Advice on her paying you money and you hoeing yourself out to her?

Women don’t have to pay for sex dumbass. Being a man that wants to get money for sex is the worst thing in the world if your straight. Let’s do a little thought experiment here. Let’s have a man and a woman standing next to each other at a whore house. They are both awaiting customers because they are male/female prostitutes. Whose lining up for them? Well there’s a bunch of horny ugly ass dudes lining up to pay the woman for sex and..... the man has the exact same thing! Bunch of horny ugly ass men lining up to get some boy butt.
As a straight guy you just have to learn... being a manly man and winning at life without doing it by taking cock in your ass is life on super hard mode.

Damn you're right. I don't take dick in my ass though. That's gay and "feeling like a woman" sounds retarded to me cause I'm not trying to be one.
Any tips on being a manly man? I'm from LA and you see a bunch of "tough guys" with tattoos and muscles but they're all soft. I wouldn't want to be one of those "tough guys" but a manly man.

I'd say there's a few female coffin dodgers hanging onto the last few drips of their libido that are into that shit aswell but yeah, you're definitely spot on. You'd want to be at least bi to get into that shit.

See:
If you want to be a giggolo be my guest. It’s a great way to make a buck quick. Now.... as I’ve already said. This is no simple task if your straight and want only female clients... like seriously? You want to be a man whore. But you also... don’t want to suck or take cock. This is almost laughable.
If men could all be paid to fuck women that’s what straight men would all be doing instead of becoming mechanics, architects, doctors, lawyers, and construction workers.
Sorry but even if your damn good looking as a guy your not going to be making good money trying to whore yourself to women clients ONLY unless your a turbo stud like brad Pitt, Jason stathom, John cena tier. Even old ass cougars aren’t going to be showering you with gifts unless you are a turbo stud. Female standards are EXTREMELY high. And you will only be servicing old old ladies who are rich and want a young pup to dress nice and go to a wedding or party with them and show everyone their prize.
So if your no turbo stud and STILL want to consider that shit you’d best be willing to be gay for pay.

Indeed. In fact a lot more of these women who are nearly corpses would love to experience being treated like a teenage hot princess again by a stud. Problem is, there aren’t many rich old corpses.
That’s the first step. Finding a nearly dead or almost nursing home material who wants a young man to sweep her off her feet probably pretty easy. But one that is rich.... good luck

So it’s safe to say we’ve all done things in life we’re not to fond of. Either to young to understand or even know what’s going on but the mistake has been done,and live with it forever

Eh but we all just move the fuck on even if we don't y'know? Or maybe some of us are just fucked up, including me

Might get wrote into her will aswell if you stick around afterwards for pillow talk. She gets company and you get a payoff. Like a look-alike competition in China, everybody wins.

Ahhh damn...
the benefits of being a hot ass stud of a man.
I’m damn good looking for a guy women want me and stuff. But I’m no chad tier.
I have to get by in life through hard labor like most other men in this world. Because I’m sure as FUCK am not going to take cock for any amount of pay.

Shaved completely but i did catch her putting makeup on her crotch once and she tried to get me to eat her out with a jolly rancher inside her once. Fucking christ.
Sober sally just raised like a retard i guess who knows. Funny enough she didnt have any rape/molestation stories. She was enough of a dramatic bitch she definitely wouldve tried to use them too.

Yea true but I’m sure certain things still linger in the mind. But at the same time can’t change the past we just gotta live for the future

If youre a skinny teenager just hit them up on dating apps and shit.

user no

Yeah, they do. Some things just can't make the past better so you just try to make things better the realistic way you can. Some turn to Christ to make better of their past, some just grow older and become more self assured, some realize the past is the past etc.

This guy has no fucking clue what hes talking about.
Just use the dating services and hit up the older women. Open with shit like, if we do this youre paying for dinner etc. They know the drill.
You dont have to be a stud but you cant be fat. Younger you are the better. Just be real with them, tell them what you want. Good luck kids.

You sound like a godsend, thank you nigger hope user (nothing personal either)

Protip if you really wanna do this, move to south florida.

Omg! So she DOES grow hair in there??? Fucking Christ I don’t even pump and dump bitches with a goatee around their anus whole shaved or not.

She wasnt that old she was only in her early 30's. But she was huge and nasty, always smoking. Im not a bad looking guy i just have a fettish for ugly girls

I'd rather die a virgin in a heartbeat

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Damn I thought I was the only man with ugl girl fetish

What is wrong with you

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Why are the hamplanets always the most aggressive

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I do have a clue you fuck!
It’s just the way it goes I know how the sexual market works. Even you seem to recommend go for the old bitches only. Because their the ones that know there not getting any cock for free anymore. Not top of the line cock anyway which is all women ever want is top of the line studs to give them attention.
You make it sound like any man can do this shit. No a fucking soi boy isn’t going to be able to hit up an old hag on plenty of fish and be like “your buying dinner bitch!”. Old cougar will just tell you your an asshole and to fuck off. As a soi boy you might get in a cougars pants if you buy HER dinner.
Sexual market for men is not good. It’s why we are the ones who work hard for a living because we can’t just get paid for our looks or get a sugar daddy. Sugar momma yes if your top of the line.

Only works if they are fat and old though as a skinny teen....

Say the wiring was just mad fucked up. Some people are just born scum of the earth haha

>match with a girl on tinder
>emo/hipster looking girl
>decent looking in pics
>bio sarcastically said she liked getting ghosted by guys on tinder
>told I was looking for something casual, she was cool with that
>decided to meet up one night
>met up at a bar, she was already drunk drinking cheap liquor from a plastic bottle
>much fatter in real life, snaggle tooth, nerd neck
>invited back to her her room apartment after we drank a while, said roommates wern't home
>room looked dirty and smelled like dog
>She said she wanted to change her cloths, came back in her underwear
>bruises all over her body for some reason and stretch marks
>was drunk and horny so just said fuck it and started fingering her
>Pussy smelled sweaty and fishy
>Tried to go through with fucking her but couldn't stand the stench of her pussy, dirty room and foul breath
>Told her I should probably get going
>left in an Uber, and never messaged her again

Beats me she fat now tho so probably has ass hair. I never saw any of her hair she shaved everything below the neck

Yeah I feel ya man, you actually have to have greek god tier looks to get into the business of fucking old ladies where as if you're a female with three teeth to her name and a beer gut you still have hordes of guys tryin to get into them sugar walls haha.

You are fucking retarded, get off the computer. Im not even gonna bother going back and forth with you.
Maybe if youre in the midwest. You wamt successful old bitches you go where the successful old bitches are.

>>End up fucking her every weekend for like a year,
>>What the fuck is wrong with me?
l-love?

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>pussy smelled fishy breathe foul
>ran away

And you say you were drunk and horny??? Are you gay? Pussy all smells like fish when wet. As for the breath yea maybe she should have Ben more considerate and brushed her teeth but damn if your horny and asking for casual and receive casual but turn it down I don’t know wtf to tell you..
Men aren’t naturally that fussy. Do you fap a lot to 2D females?

It’s the real world indeed.
Of course if you just want to fuck old ladies as a more average type of man you can do this. But you aren’t going to make any money off of it your just going to get old pussy. May have to take her to halfway decent restaurant too at least. But don’t expect her to be paying YOU unless you got them Greek god looks.

Not true. My gf' s pussy has legit no taste or smell.

I used to think like you until I came across a pussy before that smelt like an actual warm cup of shit. It throws you off to say the least

You know I’m right faggot. Don’t be pissy.

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user, no... Just no... You poor bastard.

And youre a frog poster too, go figure. Dipshit newfag pretending secondhand information online role playing counts as real life. Youre a stupid faggot, and you have no fucking clue.

Yes just yes.
I’m crushing pussy. It smells like fish. If you want to be a fussy little soi boy bitch who can’t handle a little smell of fish, sight of cellulite, some flab, a little bad breath here and there your in for a tough life getting pussy. Might have to just wait for the Japanese to develop sex bots but by that time your probably going to be about to land six feet under.
Just as long as they aren’t one of those raging fat feminists who don’t need no man your good.

Damn if we were outside the bar right now I’d curb stomp your ass.
Maybe that would knock some sense into your pea brain

>Get drunk at a party with my gf and my best buddy
>She is black out drunk and passes out shortly after getting home
>My buddy is overweight and a little socially awkward
>GF doesnt like him but he is my best buddy we have been through a lot
>He never gets any chicks his one GF was a POS and a solid 1/10
>Im extremely drunk and in a generous mood
>undress my GF play with her tits
>ask him if he wants to give it a go
>reluctantly he starts fondling her
>after a minute he seems to be really into it
>I offer him to fuck her
>he is concerned she will wake up
>I finger her a little and she doesnt even stir
>He is getting undressed
>He is extremely eager and badly trying to hide it
>Never realiced just how overweight he is
>Never realiced how big his piece is
>He is getting on top of her and I am afraid he is either going to crush her or split her in half
>What was kinky fun in my mind has turned completely discusting
>Its to late he is in and his squishy sweaty mass is using my GF
>he doesnt last long and doesnt pull out
>He gets into a mild panic and I tell him its ok she is on the pill
>I am defeated, I played myself
>Next day we are all hungover and she cant remember half the night
>I tell her when we got home she rode me and I was too drunk to resist so I had to come inside her
>She is mortified
>She never let me shoot my load inside her without a condom in the 3 years prior
>Every time we fuck I cant shake the image of my fat buddy mounting her

was he bigger than u?

You played yourself big time!
This makes me severely fucking angry. And it didn’t even happen to me!
What is wrong with you?

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