Be me, 21

>be me, 21
>Ok looking
>Have muscles
>Can play an instrument
>Have multiple hobbies
>Tall
>Receding hairline
>Small penis

Why even live ?

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Bro, you got fucked on genetics with a receding hairline. Some of my friends have a hard time picking up girls cause of that.

Normal in Japan, or inside a house cat. Do I have to do all your thinking for you?

my solution to this was growing it out. it worked

>be me 25
>low income
>skinny af
>can play instrument badly
>have multiple hobbies
>average size (around 5,9)
>bad hair genetics but not receding
>big penis

Why even live?

Yes, I have long hair and it kinda works at hiding it but from the side you can still see it a bit

>>Have muscles
>>Tall
japs are short, weak faggots

Even with great genetics my small penis still wouldn't do the job right

Small penises are awesome. Own that shit bro

This triggered my anxiety

If you care about that crap, you are the only one stopping yourself from being happy. Because you're going to think that's all she cares about. Stop thinking about receding hair lines and small penis'. Focus on your music and doing the things you love, like swallowing dog dicks. Do what you love, user, even if you're the only one. Swallow him whole, he wants you to, it's what you were born to do, user.

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I have a decent sized penis. (6.5 in) But my couldn't do doggy with some of my exes who were asian cause it would be too painful for them. Although they complimented my size, it was a bane for the most part and had to be careful when fucking.

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Do it.

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i dont have that issue my penis inst small so sorry

>be me, 20
>5'6
>nice hair, good smile
>big fucked up jew nose
>mediocre below average dick
>can play instrument alright
>multiple hobbies
>decent muscles

why even live

We're in this together. Surgery in the future for you

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you too brother.

God speed...

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your only chance is to work out a plan to get small dicks back into the game
#smallisthenewbig
just like in the middle age, when a big cock was associated with the devils.
You must launch a campaign to highlight the numerous perks of the small dick, such as:
- it doesn't hurt
- you can do anal easily
- feel free to complete
Anyway that's what I would do if I were a stupid manlet with a tiny dick.

Massacre 800 women.

Well… How small are we talking here? If it's enough to penetrate vagene then theres no problem.