What is your biggest regret in life

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Getting caught by the cops trying to get underage girls to fuck me.

I don't regret fucking the girls (tightest pussy ever), just getting caught.

Driving my ex wife away by becoming an inattentive arse.

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Not taking that janitor job at Microsoft in '83. It had stock options. Could have kept enough for ramen, take the rest of pay in stock, and retired a millionaire after the first split.

This. Should have stayed in school when tuition was cheap.

Please do elaborate a bit, feels like im in a position where i got no clue of what a woman wants.

not pressuring my first girlfriend into more sex and not pressuring my colledge gf into anal

This song…
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Ouch. Been through that man. I wish you well.

Only doing anal once with ex. Should have rammed that ass every time she bent over.

Not moving out of my parents house sooner.

So much time wasted

Fucking my friend's mom and getting her pregnant

If only moving out was that easy

This. All you faggots need to move out at 18. Even if you have half a dozen roommates, it beats the NEET life.

Wasting my youth and not being social and less of a coward.
It's hard to change things when you're a 40 year old virgin.

But how do i pull myself up out of the abyss that is the neet life?

Taking 200mg of zoloft every day for 3 years.

I had no place to go at 19, so I offered my cock to my friend's 40-something horny mom in exchange for living in their house.

This too.
Move out guys as soon as you can.

Piggybacking off this one. Buying a fuck ton of Bitcoin from Gox and dumping it all after the hack.

Here's how you do it: Turn 18. Get shit job. Find a half dozen roommates and rent a crapshack. Get better job, better place, less roommates. Repeat.
It ain't that hard, boy, it's called LIFE.

... in the US that might be an option. Here, it just isn't. Financially it makes no sense. Also, moving out doesn't make you not a NEET. That would be getting a job or training.

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Very wise post

Good for you.

Hardest part is getting started; realize that your life is worthless and heading nowhere and you wont be able to survive on your own when your parents (who are probably ashamed of you) die.

Not killing myself at any point in time.

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I don't think being a gigolo neet is good for you long term.

Several, in no particular order.

Joining the military.
Not trying in high school.
Dropping out of university.
Not banging girls in high school that I could have.
Drinking way too much in my late teens to mid twenties.
Not breaking up with my first girlfriend sooner.
Not doing a man whore tour of Southeast Asia while single and young.

There’s probably more that I can’t think of right now and surely more to come.

>you wont be able to survive on your own
I will use this answer when anyone asks why I picked a job instead of continuing studies.

theres much better ways to do it than that, but glad it worked out for you

It wasn't. She got pregnant after telling me to cum in her because she thought she wasn't fertile.

Wasting almost 6000 hours on videogames in my youth.

Why? Psych wants me to take that shit for my anxiety and OCD problem but I am very hesitant. The anxiety and OCD is very bad though and life is hard with it.

Yeh, military sucks ass, but don't you het benefits now?

Basically they want to be respected and appreciated for what they do even if they fail hard. If they react in a bad way just tell them that you understand that they've had some bad experience in the past but that you dont want to repeat the same mistakes of other men. Tell her you want to be this guy who makes the difference in her life and stick with the plan... be ready to be there for her even when it rains nails.

Also, do not look in the direction of other women under any circumstances.

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Your priorities don't seem in order still.

It sounds like you just lust for whores and money. Don't you want to be happy? Or live a meaningful life? Or just generally be awesome?

Yeh, college would be better, but I'm talking to Yea Forumstards.

my girl broke up with me two weeks ago because i work 15 hours a day 7 days a week. feels bad man

Well I’m out now and going to school for free which is nice and have a small pension and health and dental for life. All nice, but starting a new career in my mid 30’s is going to be very difficult, and I wish I had of realized what I really wanted to do with my life a lot sooner, as it would have been easier when I was younger and I wouldn’t have ruined my brain as much from being a depressed alcoholic who hated their life.

I don't trust psych drugs either. I believe psychiatrist prescribe them in even the most mild cases when they are not needed and destroy good people while making the big pharma richer.

Heh none of those things sounds realistic to me friendo

losing my virginity to a fat chick instead of the girl i could have fucked a few years earlier than her that wanted to fuck me, but i though my dick was to small so i told her no

Easier said than done, sadly there's not a lot of jobs with growing opportunities. An with demand high for work an jobs, alot more job agency's pop up an since there temp work, then the cycle continues through an through. Find a job you can dig your heels into for the long run, save money get a car and then get the place with or without roommates, just be sure your at a good stable spot incase shit hits the fan.

I remember when it was $50...

It was when I was 15-18. I had anger issues because I was being bullied and had a learning disability so I got treated for depression because my parents just wanted me to stop acting out. These days 100mg of any SSRI is the max dose to avoid lasting damage to serotonin receptors. I don't remember much of those 3 years. 25 to 50mg would definitely help with anxiety though. Just don't take any more or your dick might not work but you won't care about it, or anything.

Taking something that makes me not even care about my dick sounds sketchy af famalam

Nothing is stable and there's always excuses. But if you have your bags packed at 18 and walk out the door, you won't regret it.

- enjoying drugs and alcohol too much that now my brain is fucked
- letting derro shitheads influence me too much
- not trying to better myself for relationships
- stabbing my girlfriend in the hand. We broke up 2 years ago
- not taking advantage of myself in terms of finishing my education.
- not further educating myself
- not keeping in touch with friends and family
- making terrible impulse decisions like running away from jobs and friends for no apparent reason other that being depressed and bi polar
- making life difficult for one woman in particular. I stole her passport and cost her over 3k in travel expenses. She's probably going to track me down one day.

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Yeah I lost my virginity to my friend's mom when a girl my age in HS whom I had a huge crush on... I was too chickenshit to make a move and other dudes fucked her instead.

Honestly, if you take enough of any ssri your house could burn to the ground, everything gone, whole family dead and you'll just stare at it like, alright.

What's a derro?

Slang for derelict..a derro is derelict person. Drug abusers and the like.

how old are u now?

We split in January and I’m like a ghost just existing in the old marital home.

Need to sell it to be able to move on.

yeah that is most likely a wise move. how long were you married? Thats rough.. mine was just a gf of 3 years but still sucks

Drugging my sister and allowing multiple guys to fuck her for some cash

catching aids in thailand

Being an asshole to everyone

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FPBP

Cheating on my (now) ex

Better than any YLYL

All the time I've wasted on Yea Forums

Don't worry, I'm sure that's not the only reason she left you

Getting accepted at both Dartmouth and Stanford. Was a poor fuck, didn't know about scholarships and grants. Mid 1980s

Ruining my body from drinking and taking antidepressants way too much.
The drinking definitely contributed but like that other user said, my dick barely works now.

being born in to a family of treacherous bastards

not taking a lot of pictures and a lot of videos.

28. Not that old but still feel like I wasted my potential by thinking I was unhappy if I didn't have a girl.

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We were together for 10years, from age 23 to 33

lol, mine came back after I was off the stuff. Maybe it was because I was so young. Brain's all fucked though.

never applied myself in school

going to university.

When i fucked. I didnt fuck like it was my last time fucking. It most likely was and now my virginity grew back.

Wasting so much of my time playing PC games

could've scaled myself much higher

You have never been married or had a substantial relationship. You're just princessing the woman.

not pursuing when some pretty girls showed interest in me because of my crippling depression and self-esteem issues and now I guess I'm too old for this

Not killing 1000 women.

have you heard of her after that?

Hurting my self snowboarding.

Could u elaborate, did u just completely bail on working or school to chase girls. There dosent seem like much harm if u chase them during your spare time

Not investing.

Leaving my French gf for some 19 year old quarter vietnames pussy when I still had hair

Not fucking this older neighbour girl when I was young that clearly wanted me to sex her. I was a dumb kid man.

the last 10 years

>Colledge yea right kid

I regret becoming a pedophile.

No shit I feel this

>smart enough to get into Dartmouth and Stanford
>not smart enough to figure out how financial aid works

This is now a ylyl thread

Choosing porn instead of joining international society for Krishna consciousness.

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Greentext?

She died anyway so even if you told her SPLAT

fucking it up at the wrong time

Not having left my hometown right after high school. I got the offer to move out with some friends to the city a couple hours away. I didn't take it because I was a bit scared about being on my own and I still wanted to stay home for cheap a little longer.
It's been 12 years since then and I haven't moved out or gotten anywhere near moving out. My parents even moved out before me (they got divorced and both of them started dating shortly after). Now I'm stuck here with no resources to move out since I'm already taking care of a house. Worst part is the house is not fully mine, its split between my other two siblings who don't intend on selling it or renting it out. And I'm not fucking renting an apartment or a room just so I can move out. Waste of money.

overeducation in a country where ignorance is biliss.

I could have done better in school if I didn't depress myself by saying im a fuck up because i didn't have a girl. If I just did the things when it was time to do them I would have been able to make something of myself. Didn't take school seriously because of it.

>And I'm not fucking renting an apartment or a room just so I can move out
this is why you fail....