Yea Forums im having a really bad day i found a hair in my chinese takeout and my girlfriend has butt worms :/

No sorry, I need to see her asshole.

oh okay i understand

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at least you didnt find buttworms in your takeout and have a girlfriend with hair all over her
unless youre into it

im really fucking sure you've created this thread just to post the pic of this shit

howly fuck how fat is the person who've dumped this?
this shit is as thick as my arm i believe

thank you, for making me google this

look what I found
youtu.be/3LatqkCVjs0

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my girlfriend is about 5'3" and weighs 115 pounds :/

This a pasta

my girlfriend has these buttworms :/

no it's not :/

this
you misspelled kilograms

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Yea Forums I'm having a really bad day. I found buttworms in my Chinese food, and my gf has hair.

the poop was about 2.75" in diameter and a little over 12" long once unraveled. crawling with buttworms when sliced open :/

Give her a rimjob so you can share the worms :D

Forgot to mention that OP is a faggot

holy shit back in the 2000's this would have been prime meme/copypasta material. so simple, yet so effective and evokes so much emotion.
>buttworms
it would have been a unifying codeword amongst us anonymous faggots, much as mudkips or lolcats was.

Pasta, but here's how to fix it: Go to a rural feed store, ask for ivermecthin sheep drench. Give her the recommended weight to cc dose. While there pick up some lure slip syringes, at least 12cc.

Tell her to stop eating strangers ass or to not fucking bite her nails without washing her hands.

Are you eating her poop or something?

why would i be eating her poop? :/

Well worms only pass through oral ingestion.

i never said i have worms, just her :/

that looks so satisfying to shit

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I know so if you're worried about her worms then unless you're eating her poop you've got nothing to worry about. She should see a doc though.

that is a bad day,
shit we have been to mars laser hair removal is safe

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oh fuck, dubs

You describe it a like a burrito

that is bigger than any shit I ever had

i dont see what laser hair removal has to do with this :/

is your gf a storm giant

that's a big dooker

i think the worms are blocking her up, she hadn't pooped for a few days before she dropped this fudgy monkey in my toilet. i felt really bad too, it was stinky and thick. if toilets could take bereavement leave from their job, mine would be on 6 weeks leave right now. do you ever wonder how your toilet is smart enough to know what to do with all that poop? :/

your gf poops bigger than adam and eves
Adam's Colossal 12 Inch

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>i dont see what laser hair removal has to do with this :/

maybe he want to try lasing all the worms

(ps the exact same shit you use on dogs and cats for worms works on humans, But you should look on Amazon and buy govt. approved anti-worm pills for humans)

like I said it was really big :/ i felt bad for her she was crying when she came out of the washroom.
thank you, i will look into human approved dewormers :/

There is a silver lining for you.
There is NO way she can complain about anal sex.
If she can pass that Kraken, your cock should slide in comfortably.

she does indeed enjoy when i hump her in the dumper. be it an intimate hit her in the shitter, or a quick tap her in the crapper, she is always down :/

This thread is glorious jesus christ

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