What do you cum into? I cum into my hand then wipe it on a towel

what do you cum into? I cum into my hand then wipe it on a towel.

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I usually cum on my stomach and wipe it up with tissues

Checked and samesies

I cum into my wife or one of my mistress.

I cum in whatever is next to me at the time dishes, bottles, cups. I’ve been getting real nasty and just cumming on the tile floor and watching it turn yellow in my room.

spray n pray

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My jizz bowl. It's more sanitary that way

Post a pic of yours and I’ll show mines

mouth
ez cleanup
+5g ez protein gainzz

i shoot my cum into the abyss

and lately, it's been shooting cum straight back at me

I am my dick at the galactic center and let 'er rip

millions of my sperm cells are contributing to the singularity

Ur mom.

A variety of onaholes. Anything else including my hands haven't done it since

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Just jerk it on the toilet, you can lock the door, have all the privacy in the world, you even have a convenient place to sit down. And there's no mess because you can nut directly into the toilet bowl and flush it afterwards. This is without a doubt the best method and no other method will ever top its convenience.

socks.

>Flushing your kids down the toilet.
This is why abortion should be illegal.

>Using your hands
Boring

yeah, i bend way the hell over and use my elbows

>Using your body
Stop. Onaholes are the only path. I guess you could buy a fleshlite if you're a jobless neet poor fag

My sheets. I like to sleep in the wet spot.

I have an idea.

I cum in my balls. it creates two mini hurricanes