ITT we vaguely describe a Diablo boss/character and other anons try to guess it

That's all Andariel was good for was her chain-linked tiddies.

The butcher, diablo 1

yeb andy

>Can't beat em? Cram em into your head.
>End up a dick in the sequel

Big! Big cleaver...

Killing all my friends...

Couldn't stop him... had to run away...

Couldn't save them!

Trapped in a room with so many bodies... so many friends.... NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Diablo 1 butcher is best butcher, also you're correct.

Lotta fresh meat around here

"This too good for you. You want? You take!"

Can't a feller drink in geese?

Nothing yet! Almost done.
Very powerful, very strong. Live! Live!
No pain and promise I keep!

Farnham the drunk

Also sounds like a diablo 1 quote.

I see that this strange behavior puzzles you as well. I would surmise that since many demons fear the light of the sun and believe that it holds great power, it may be that the rising sun depicted on the sign you speak of has led them to believe that it too holds some arcane powers. Hmm, perhaps they are not all as smart as we had feared...

My goodness, demons running about the village at night, pillaging our homes - is nothing sacred? I hope that Ogden and Garda are all right. I suppose that they would come to see me if they were hurt...

hahaha so when i first played d1 i was like 12. this AAAHHHH FRESH MEAAAT scared the shit out of me.
lovely times.

Drognan from act 2?

well it's the main character after all.
it's (You)

"Always you gotta talk about Blood? What about flowers, and sunshine, and that pretty girl that brings the drinks. Listen here, friend - you're obsessive, you know that?"

D1 quote for a boss.

ah it's that guy in front of the cathedral.

i havent played hellfire enough to throw any reference from that one.
wonder how many people played that, actually

Sounds like Pepin the healer

"My blade sings for your blood, mortal, and by my dark masters it shall not be denied."

Technically correct. later known as the "Dark Wanderer"

It is Pepin, which boss though?

"They stab, then bite, then they're all around you. Liar! LIAR! They're all dead! Dead! Do you hear me? They just keep falling and falling... their blood spilling out all over the floor... all his fault..."

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Gharbad?

Nope, lol.

Gharbad the Weak was...

"Abandon your foolish quest. All that awaits you is the wrath of my Master! You are too late to save the child. Now you will join him in Hell!"

Snotspill

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Definitely a D1 boss. Lazarus?

Mooo!

Here's an ez one

>Discount Captain America

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Yep. That's a cow alright.

Blizzard didn't have enough Zergs in StarCraft so they added him.

Duriel. The ugly fuck

The coming of the Great Conflict to the mortal realm is known as the Sin
War. Angels and Demons, disguising themselves while traveling amongst men,
attempted to secretly lure mortals to their respective causes. Over time, the
forces of Darkness discovered that mortals responded much more to brute
force than to subtle coercion, and so began to terrorize Man into submission.
The Angels fought to defend humanity against this demonic oppression, but all
too often their austere methods and severe punishments succeeded only in
alienating those whom they sought to protect.
The violent battles of the Sin War occurred often, but they were seldom
witnessed by the prying eyes of Man. Only a few “enlightened” souls were aware
of the supernatural beings that walked amongst the huddled masses of humanity.
Powerful mortals arose and accepted the challenge of the Sin War, allying
themselves with both sides in the Great Conflict. The legendary deeds of these
great mortal warriors served to earn both the respect and hatred of the nether-
worlds. Although lesser demons kneeled before those possessing power and
strength, they also cursed the very existence of mortal man.

Many of these fiends believed that the deadlock brought about by the emergence of Man was
a perverse offense to their “higher” role in the great scheme of things.
This jealousy of Man led to harsh, atrocious acts of violence by the demons
against the mortal realm. Some men learned of this deep hatred and used it
against the denizens of the Underworld. One such mortal, Horazon the
Summoner, delighted in summoning demons and then breaking them to his
will. Horazon, along with his brother Bartuc ,were members of the Eastern mage-
clan known as the Vizjerei. This mystic clan studied the ways of demons and
had catalogued their lore for generations. Empowered by this knowledge,
Horazon was able to take the work of the Vizjerei and pervert it for his demented
purposes. The denizens of Hell sought revenge against this bold mortal, but
Horazon managed to keep himself well protected within his arcane sanctuary.