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Did he die?
Probably
This dude probably died of an infection or blood loss
he deserved to
Moar
:))) please more
Just stuck or getting crushed?
Fake and gay
gonna assume just stuck mostly. Looks like coal so probably crushed aswell.
i saw that one but the name was chink of the hill
Did she die?
i heard she did
i need a good name for this
Fake obviously a co2 pistol with white muzzle flash no recoil of slide and girl is breathing
How exactly is China and India so overpopulated? Judging from these threads just leaving ones home seems to be insanely risky.
>lazy chink playing hide-and-seek at work
prolly gore fetish porn
Nerve gas
final level begins now
Same reason the average age in hell holes like the mid east are so young. They have a lot of children but that doesn't mean they all make it to a ripe old age.
Man they need to get rid of the gauze and get a gun. This is way past what gauze can help. Let that poor person go, Jesus Christ.
That's it.
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
crispy chinky
>Kingslanding
I'm walking here!
"forgot my keys" lol the fucking guy runs back up the stairs
Burnt rice
lame copypasta b8
Some people deal with unpleasant or sad things with humor. Its a defense mechanism. On the other hand, some people are just psychopaths.
The file name, kek
You need jesus
This fucking idiot did everything you're not supposed to do when you encounter a bear.
He crouched down and hid when it was far enough away to not be a threat. Then after waiting until it was within striking distance but still hadn't noticed him, he pops up and starts yelling scaring the bear. Didn't have bearspray despite being out in bear country, or didn't get it ready. Just a fucking idiot. Tourists on their first trip to a national park are more prepared and aware than this dolt was. Sadly he was not taken out of the gene pool and escaped with minor injuries if i remember right.
story? what the fuck is this nigger doing?
>FILENAME
I hope everyone here stops looking at stuff like this and tries to find more normal/less deranged hobbies and subjects to turn you on
Your life is worth more than this debauchery.
Stairway to Heaven
am i missing something? who got rekt besides the people in the plane?
He didn't. in fact he barely got injured at all
Do you know now?
this might be the winner, at least currently in the lead
>HI HO SILVER!!!
Must've been one hell of a mixtape
Bearly injured :D
>Went Full Retard.webm
Not sure if real, probably is cause we know how niggers act. The dudes expressions are fucking hilarious though
Lol nigger gets BTFO
Maybe he'll learn to shut his ape mouth
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on Yea Forums by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is Yea Forums. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...
>wite boi can't fi---
Baby factory
Reminds me of a fish that's been out of water for several minutes.
mutt apocalypse
Fag
this is the best thing ive ever seen thank you
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
No. Top of metal rigging hits power lines, all 4 get electrocuted. The smoke you see is either clothing/flesh burning
How do you get to this point sexually where you need to do this kind of shit?
Wrong. Nerve gas.
>Scorpion Wins
You have to be 18 to post on this board.
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
Why tho?
this deserves some appreciation. great file name
Definitely nerve gas, the "smoke" is from the canister going off.
same
its her very unhealthy fetish
You know what? What if having an opinion is an act of terrorism? think about it! what do opinions do to people? it makes them autistic. What do thoughts do to people? it makes them delusional and suddenly feel morally superior. In fact, opinions can be more painful than a migraine. So the next time, you white ass cunt faced neckbeard sjw, you try to have opinions, you are committing an act of domestic terrorism to society!
Oh,.. just checking.
Interesting... A documented video of a smokable mystery drug with what might be a polygraph. Ya don't see that much detail in any drug study nowadays.
The water bottle hitting him made the clip.
don't acknowledge it. now you get this i hope you're happy
Muslims?
RIP
with sound
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Why the hell are obese people allowed to live?
White people's day.
should've moved to the shoulder instead of wanking off to each other in the road
Anyone got more like this?
you must be new here, welcome! :3
I am sorry to be the baron of bad news, but you seem buttered, so allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies, and are more than just ice king on the cake. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite.
So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality.
What's the matter son? Can't bear to hear people use puns? Do you find them un-bearable? This is top tier comedy to 3 year olds and Brits.
Grow up. How old are you? If you had a child of your own or were above the 9th grade, you'd understand how stupid you sound.
And don't get me wrong, I'm not just some random guy on the internet throwing shade. I want you to know personally, man (me) to boy (you), that I absolutely want you to either fuck off or grow up. Your choice. If you decide to grow up, that's cool. The world could use more grown-ups.
Otherwise, fuck off with the abortion picks and ridiculous statements alluding that you like to kill people. You're not being "edgy" and nobody reading your shitpost is telling themselves "oh wow what a badass." You wouldn't hurt a damn thing that could fight back or exists outside your sick fantasies. If you think anyone here believes you're legitimate or could even remotely do anything you speak of in this thread, then you are truly sad.
I guess this is what happens when the kids have off from school for Columbus Day.
I fully expect random anons to troll this response and that's whatever. But some of you would agree with me that asinine threads like this are what's killing Yea Forums.
One last thing. I'm not pro-life. I'm pro-choice but I'm also anti-idiots like this faggot here.
Ghostriders 3: Origins
lol why is he pointing at it? "Guys, look!" like everyone cant smell it from 100 feet away
check'd
Year of the horse
I'm not even the guy your arguing with but your argument is emotional based and you sound like some autistic nigger, I hope this is bait
He doesn't seem agressive though. That chad is the real nigger here.
>took the bait
ya blew it.
>Take that, cia
Shut the fuck up. I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 6 months: 6 MONTHS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to traps or whatever gay shit you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're "epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use Yea Forums). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn.
What the fuck was he gonna do with that chincy little recurve?
...
It's all pasta.
Punches him so hard, his shirt changes colour
Real blood doesnt look like that. A suppressor doesnt quite the gun, still loud as fuck.
Fuck you I should not laugh at that.
That's colonizing territory ma lad. Give more.
at least we know how to defeat skynet when they come
single most fucked up thing i've ever seen on Yea Forums and i've been here since 2003
Lol look at these stupid nigger apes get put down like the animals they are.
Fuckin hilarious.
>GIBS ME DAT
>encounter literally any kind of resistance
>cowers like a nigger bitch
>DONT HURT MUH PLEEEEZ
niggers are so god damn pathetic
solid reasoning why you should carry one in the pipe.
Half the people burned to death because the front people wasted all the time looking for their carry-on luggage.
i ThInK mY oPiNiOn MaTtErS tO oThErS
get the fuck out of kitchen if you can't take the heat nigger
Why are chinks so unaware of their surroundings?
Ah, the old you-must-be-new-here tactic! That's the oldest trick in the book.
>replying to pasta
Dracarys
Thanks for the lol
side effect of living tight packed like they do, they realize their lives are worthless and subconsciously treat them accordingly
My God! Nobody deserves an accident like that!
Got crippled once, didn't take the hint, guess what happened then?
Fucking faggit, that shit is nerve gas.
CAN A PUSSY DO DAT?
Green shell
Lol.
For our entertainment
Holy hell. That is the rekt-est.
This Is how you 4chans posters are just bots. This is posted every single time successfully one after another for the past 2 years.
anymore like this
Flame on,there.
Goat Simulator
youtu.be
moar?
English motherfucker!!! Can you speak it!!!
Lib paradise
F u c k i n g m o r e p l e a s e?
Lib paradise
Imagine having to kill yourself a second time, but with no ability to see or hear or talk.
I'd probably just stop eating.
Knee grow, don't mess wit kee kee
You are a piece of shit, user. Do you find abusing helpless animals funny? Did you giggle when you saw this mouse chained up? What about when its penis was cut off and you could see the fear in its eyes as it struggled in pain? Is that really what you find amusing or entertaining? If so, you need to take a long look into the mirror and reevaluate your life. Being edgy on the internet for attention or laughs is one of the most pathetic things a person can do and reeks of a mental deficiency. I highly doubt you would behave this way in real life or want people you associate with to know you like this kind of stuff, so why bother at all? If you can't control your urges, check into a mental hospital or get therapy.
The person who actually committed this act is the lowest of the low. Worse than niggers who cheat the system and drain tax payer dollars. Worse than inbred rednecks who think car racing is a sport. Worse than furries who jack off to anthropomorphic animals. Worse than skinhead pussies who think they're real nazis. Worse than violent arabs who blow themselves and others up over a fictional book. Really, the only person worse than an animal abuser is a pedophile in my mind because that is also hurting a defenseless creature, although they are human.
If I had it my way you and the woman in this video would be stoned to death and left on the ground to decompose - no burial would be permitted, Antigone style. You honestly don't deserve to exist in our society and i think that you know this deep down. I dare you to share this with your co-workers, spouse, friends, relatives, etc and see what they have to say. Will they be like "LOL user that was funny tell those peta faggots to chill or go back to tumblr" or would they look at you with a disgusted look on their face and say "That was disgusting user, why the fuck do you have this video?" We both know what the answer is and that you won't actually take me up my offer because you're a faggot.
>white people
there's no audio on Yea Forums you fucking newfag
Cant wait until gore becomes illegal to share.
Fuck me running. Must be summer already. GTFO my /b
Have some big kahuna
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I got banned for posting an eunuch pic.
#1 rule broken hurr durr.
Not even.
puked my guts out at this one.
Obvious jew.
Disregards obvious body language showing nigs attempt at dominance just to push your narrative.
Tsk tsk tsk
Kek. Imagine being that much of a faggot
Since no one is posting new shit.
Sigh
aftermath?
Shut the fuck up and GTFO out my way...
Wait, she didn't throw it out the window?
ask the president
Can't wait until plebbitors trannyponies kill themselves
Was hoping they got T-boned
but why
Eek is that his toungue sticking out his neck....damnnnnn.
Give u wypipo h8
damn those pigs were fast af
I shared this on a french forum full of little kid
2nd robber hoodie on, tunnel visioned. That's why you hear cops yell. "Let me see your hands!!!!!"
That's fucking hot! Got anymore?
Scooby Doo unmasking gone wrong.
oh look more racial profiling by the police
Cawk in hand. Nigger gibs moar
Conservatives everywhere are all the same.
Roasties btfo
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cool brother
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Anytime I see this copypasta, I read it in the voice of one of those overly-masculine bearded conservative dudes who overuses the terms "libtard" and "snowflake."
Homo faggots are gay
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extra based due to the generator ads
MORE, BOY?
Unluckiest ass of the week!
I don't like posting extreme content but one time I wore a blue denim jacket and gray jeans
So his reproductive organs no longer work. So worth it.
Yes please based dub digits. My toes are curling at pucci exposed pic. Hnnnnnnnggggggg
lmao
moar of cuts with nudity on females especially with pussy like this
Pop.
One time, this old boy gace me a job. Gave me a job cleaning up in a childrens apparel shop after closing. He was like 'it looks worse than when you started.' Now that's discrimination.
John wix
Why are they all in China? What makes life in China so randomly dangerous?
jeez shes hot. who is she ?
Never relax
if you're disabled/black/homo then you have a case there user
Life has very little value + cameras everywhere.
That's the baby from Eraserhead, grown up.
bled out and died. hit the artery in his leg.
omfg
I rented me this pressure washer. I was going to start a business, Anons Pressure Washing Service, and the guy was all like, 'you gots to have a license.' I was like, 'license? Sheeee...I ain't even supposed to be in this country,' and then he got all mad.
Lmao XD
she looks...really fucking familiar.
if her initials are CH i might die
Lmao blew the bones outta him
in the back of my mind I'm thinking "damn niggers can't afford to pay their damn electric bill" but I'm not sure if that's the story. Maybe the power lines were fucked or something, but damn son.
nice loop faggot
What's up user?
What happens when not following the safety guidelines.. the points arnt spread on the proper mounts. Sloppy work gets people killed
rofl the fuckin haymaker himself
>my dick when
How the fuck isnt that boring that must have taken hours to cut up the whole body
>a small hit of adrenaline/dopamine every time you make a cut
>boring
women are literally useless
every time you cut and feel the blood rush out, you get a little sweet pang of euphoria, probably the dopamine release
makes it real easy to get addicted to just hackin away
Chinese welds
Thought that was a headphone. Checked like 6 times. I'm too high rn
chads BTFO
Yeah but not for hours...
But every person is different i guess
Id need to take lsd in order to not get bored after 10 minutes
ehh
some people are different than others
I want to read that monitor behind him
>lsd
>for ADD
Sign me up.
Story?
Damn son
Close. He suffered a pelvic fracture and severe internal injuries and looks like his organs bled out
Nice ass for a dead girl
Hello fellow hunterchad.
everyone on the archive says it might have been a tranny and she/he didn't pay their drug debt
that's all i can find
That's death.
I was suffocating my self with a pillow on top of my face to block off sunlight. As I slept a 'dreamed' I saw my face screaming in black (background) and white (face outline) to wake up trying to lift any part of my body and it took so long to wake up. Did this for a month.
SELF HARM BREAD
SELF HARM THREAD
MODS DELETE THIS THREAD
BEFORE MORE TEARS ARE SHED
I can't remember anything
Can't tell if this is true or dream
Cock n ball torture from Wikipedia. The free encyclopaedia @ en.org.
Is it me or has this place gotten soft as fuck.
More?
it's called sucker punching, retards.
> France Enhanced
Burnt the kebabs
> doing this shit does fucking nothing.
So what's the problem?
I don’t know you at all and I didn’t even read your reply but I just wanna say you’re a faggot
Y is his arm 5 feet long tho?
>YAH-HAHAHAHOOEEEE!!!!!!!
I feel like the b/ros would all agree with me on this. . .
I am getting an extreme hard on with your descriptive details, you should be a graphic novelist and I'll do the illustrations. It'll be a great combo,just think about it
body dysmorphic disorder
>666 trips cuz you’re a fag
Dude uses his arm like a fucking mace, must have serious bone density under that thick gorilla meat.
Pic related
I'm gonna go ahead and say that we got a female over here! You are too emotional to be a dude,even if you claim to be a closet gay or whatever you call it with your ladyboy ex-wife.
I want sharpie up the Looper and time stamp of bitch