Cats are disgusting

>Which animals make best pets?

Women.

No, they are top of disgusting
>smell horrible
>need fucking car
>need fucking house
>will take half of your belonging if you divorce
>need fashion clothing

Just no.

Self cleaning litter trays and maids. Who the fuck still scoops clay in 2019 and cleans their own house? Undocumented maids are the best and self cleans are 150 bucks and $15 a month in trays. Ya'll need to stop being ghetto poor or nigger rich... whatever it is...

stay gay then

sharmks

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Using fleshlight isn't gay

Yep.

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is super sad though

>Self cleaning litter trays
They do not seal smell.
>Maid
Fucking kek. Why would you ever want someone you barely know in our house?
I don't even trust electrician and plumbers, and you want me to have a fucking maid literally 24/7 in house?

All of them are disgusting

>Though they make good food, and of trophies to hang up

I work with cats and dogs everyday so I’m not a huge fan of them being in my home but I do have 30 snakes. Snakes are very low maintenance and don’t need a lot of attention so you don’t have a drooling beast up your ass all the time

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Niggers, classical pet.
Too bad they had banned them

>Which animals make best pets

Illegal immigrants, that way you could throw them back over the border when your done with them

Reptiles

Creepy reptile faggot detected. Next you’re gonna tell me you like inverts.

They’re too violent at this point.

This is result of ban, they became too wild.

>>birds are disgusting
>Is it true?
Not really. Bird shit doesn't smell or anything, but they shit frequently (and usually without caring about stuff they shit on).
Other than that, they are 10/10 pets. Live forever, smart, etc.

Yea I have tons of bugs man don’t be a faggot and put down what people like because your a bitch

Get a bird

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Join the tarantula master race
>Zero mess
>Feed once a month
>Not a normie pet like a reptile

Literally no downsides

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its sadder you havent caught up to the majesty of a cup pussy

>Literally no downsides
Zero interraction. Not even fish or reptile level

>Fish level

Son when was the last time you pet your fish? Fish are what I'd compare them to most except they don't stink

>Which animals make best pets?
Not animal, but rather computer

Frog gang rise up

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Why does that frog look so smug?

Pets all together are fucking dumb.
>hurr lemme double my responsibilities and house a fucking animal in my house.
>lemme clean its shit and piss
>spend my money to feed it
>it does absolutely nothing for me
Pet owners are the most emotionally dependent people.

Having a fun car is dumb too
>Can't fit family in one
>Fuel inefficient
>Breaks down all the time
>Can't transport a fridge or something
Pets are hobby. Just like "muh gamez" or like "muh cars", or even like "passed my CFI check ride".

>being too retarded to properly train your pets to not shit or piss on everything

fag.

I can't even train myself not to piss on door after a party, so....

Cars are much different
>it can take you places
>get hoes
>goes fast
>looks nice
Lets are responsibilities, not hobbies.

Everything has responsibilities...

Bird, especially parrots, big ones.
>Diversity
There are many species of birds you can own. Finches, canaries, different parrots (budgies, macaws, cockatoos, cockatiels), chickens and doves.
>Maintenance
Birds are usually low maintenance. You clean cage and perching area, give food. That is basically it.
"But muh need attention" - Are you getting a pet, or what?
>Intelligence
Bigger parrots (and some other birds) are pretty smart.
>Cleanliness
They are clean pets.
Birds themselves love bathing (unlike cats, which only spread filth with their tougue).
Loose feathers are nothing compared to fur, even shittiest vacuum cleaner will clean dust and feathers.
Sure, they shit everywhere, but you can train bigger birds to shit on command. Also, their shit doesn't smell and easy to clean up, and unlike cats you don't have to deal with litter.
>Lifespan
Many birds live pretty long. No need to replace pet every 10 years.

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All frogs are smug fuckers.
Except for sad Pepe.

Horses becuase you can fuck em

You can fuck ostriches too.

SPBP

This

Pet rock is top tier. No food required. No waste to clean up. No attention needed.

Rule 0! Fuck off little faggot!

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>1 You will not upload, post, discuss, request, or link to anything that violates local or United States law.
It doesn't violate US law.

Turtles are awesome. I feed mine garden snakes sometimes.

>Shits frequently
>Throws fucking seeds goddamn everywhere near the cage

Sneks are so cuddly too right

>Shits frequently
Yes, but no smell.
>Throws fucking seeds goddamn everywhere near the cage
I have plexiglass shields on my cage covering feeders. Also, some cages have hopper like thing to collect loose seeds.
Ffs, those are fucking seeds, you can vacuum... No, you can use dustpan and broom to clean with no effort.

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AAAAAAAAAaaar

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Is that true that birdfags walk in house with shit on their clothing?

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>Train them to shit on command

Holy fuck, what if you forget to command it? Do they just explode?

spiders and snakes
those are pets you can put on hold for up to 6months...

No, failsafe pressure relief would be executed.
It works slightly different to other animals. Once in 20-30 minutes (smaller birds will shit more frequent)you put bird over trashcan or something and command. If you forgot about thus - sudden wet hot feeling will remind (only bigger birds, since with smaller birds you don't usually feel anything).
Depends. Usually no.

Niggers

so you have to remember and be in the house every 20-30min and have a trash can ready? hole shit man that seem like more hustle than wiping shit from the floor everyday and from furniture once a week....

>so you have to remember and be in the house every 20-30min and have a trash can ready?
You use this only when you have parrot on shoulder, or somewhere in proximity.
>hole shit man that seem like more hustle than wiping shit from the floor everyday and from furniture once a week....
Depends on setup. My parrot loves sitting on a perch, so I put newspaper, and I don't even wipe floor that often.

>newspaper
under it*.

ah, that makes more sense... i'm dense but thanks for explaining... i was heavily considering getting a parrot if/when i get a divorce... something that seems imminent at this point

pet rock

Yes.

Humans

Lamas are better. you just don't let them in the house you dummy's.

All living things are gross. When they die, they rot, and that's gross. Just don't bother with living things. They eat, they poop, they fart, they breathe, they shed, and then they die. Plants? They live in dirt. Just give up and live alone. Remember, humans do all of the above too.

They are shit, especially indians. My friend had bought one, and it keeps shitting in the street, no matter how many times we show him how to use loo.

Plant.

Cats and dogs are fairly smart and generally good pets, however if a cat did this in OP's pic to me, I would have it euthanized. No jokes. That piece of shit knew what it was doing. Shitting in your food is one thing, leaving the shit in the open is a sign of domination. That cat would go. Streets or the needle, either way this would be the end of our co-existence.

Birds are better, since you expect them to shit any time, thus you handle them with proper mindset.

Ferret

Can leave my pits all day long even up to two days. Come home not shit. And they protect the house.

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why would they shit if you havent fed them in two days

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Yes.

>Not affectionate
>Not cute
>Not cuddly

If I was going to have a spider as a pet I'd rather take in a jumping spider at least they have a degree of intelligence I can respect.

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Otters.
This is a proven fact:
youtu.be/o3Zde7Hm3kM

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I wish that was me

People that need pets are emotionally weak Cuckboys who can't go about daily life without pretending that someone cares about them.

They always need mom hugs and kisses before they can go off to work or school.
Grow up faggots, animals are for nature and not your own pleasure and support. Grow some balls and most importantly

HAVE SEY

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I wish I had a sey with a parrot.

Humans are animals. So, how can I have sex without having an animal?

Find another Animal (Human) and fuck him (Her) in pussy (boy)

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They have a bin that holds 30 kg and there own water dispenser. For that reason of leaving them. I thought them well so the fed themselves and if they ever really had to poop. I thought them they can go in the bathtub. Easy clean.

People make good pets

what about cockatiels? I've been thinking of getting one when I'm older, but I'm adamant because of the shitting thing.

Horses are best pet.
>intelligent
>smell great
>can transport you
>give amazing cuddles
>elder god tier pussy magnet
git gud peasants

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Apu, why you no can poo in loo?

Horses are dumb as shit
Get an atv

yes
no
yes

dogs
I would say cats but its super rare you get a cuddly fawning cat that will responsibly ask to go outside. I am not scooping shit, that's not pleasing.

Niggers.

My bunny is dope

I have never met a cat owner who did not just hide the litter box in some corner of the house to stink up the place and who chose to empty the box more than twice a month. Literal worst pets confirmed.

Pic related

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If you live in an area where you can let your cat out, they are fine. My parents always had cats. Nobody knew where they shit and no one cared. Indoor cats that shit in a box and then dig around in it and then jump up on the counter are disgusting.

Dogs are definitely the best