Ylyl thread pls

ylyl thread pls

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>Actual true story inbound:
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down

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Triangle, it can slip through the more simple, undetected folds of reality, great for finding the perfect stealthy point of attack.

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This is astonishingly pathetic.

Shit b8 m8, 1/10 not gr8

Yeah, right wing polices are pretty fucking retarded if you think about it.

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>this is astonishingly authentic
FTFY

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Can someone pleaseeee post the NGE alex jones psychic vampires webm

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>what is a republic tho?

I lost to this

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youtube.com/watch?v=xgkN3uTwpy8

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this entire thread is garbage

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Dead thread

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Did he died?

Who cares?

heh

I reread this because I thought I was missing something. Turns out it’s actually just not funny

They have a fight, triangle wins.

>falling for this copypasta

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This is so fucking meta.

I'd keep it.

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Post the video

This got me

fucking lost

>Mommy I posted it again!

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kek

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What am I looking at?

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he's tryna give u an epileptic fit

Owner can't be bothered to tire doggo out with exercise? Completely justified actions.

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Ah, nice

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LOST

Kek

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Go back to /pol/

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More loyal than the sheep and turkeys

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Pyramid workers were well paid laborers, not slaves. They got free room and board near the work site and bragging rights that they were good enough to work on pharaoh's grave. Longest running jobsite in any laborer's lifetime

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Kek you probably think the pyramids were built 2500bc.

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Love this guy. Check out 27bslash6

"Hate speech is Free Speech." - US Supreme Court, unanimous, Matal v. Tam, 2017

Keked

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if i wasn't retarded i'd want to be either a pizza delivery or some other delivery driver (as long as i got to drive my car, not some big thing) or a usps delivery driver, people freak me out a bit too much to be an uber or taxi driver, but we get along for the most part and i love/miss driving.

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Mah nigga

Muslim trannies?

honestly, if The Lords had to pay more taxes, you would too.
To the lords.
To pay their taxes.

Pyramids weren't built, idiot. They were delivered.

>they're becoming aware

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how did I lose to something so stupid

yu miss'd

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Is that fucking star platinum up at the top? Shit if I get a stand power then I just might just convert to Islam.

Right here

idph.net/conteudos/ebooks/republic.pdf

Wut

Jesus christ I just died

>the lord hath not blessed what is not https

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LOL

I remember reading this so long ago and my sides exploded just like today. Thanks user.

KYS Commie.

this one's got the better stats bump

Preach it brother!

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triggered hard

I lost. How?

you now have AIDs

I lost

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this shit not only made me lose. . . but I wasted a puff of muh 9lb hammer

well played good sir

HOES MAD HAHAHAHA

This is true
The Egyptians also had enough slave labor to have used them to build the pyramids, but they were for menial work and hard labor, not massive construction projects to immortalize their leaders

youtu.be/o3Zde7Hm3kM

My recent go to giggle.

Fuck you

People that get triggered by this meme are weak

>nazzi
>big nose

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It's not even June

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stupid decision by stupid old fucks

oh well. a wave of constitutional amendments is coming. we'll get it right

GRIDs

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Based tmbg poster

>using debunked propaganda to make a wrong point.

What is he using to make gas here?

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how annoying

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Captain Caveman!

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The crazy part is this is not a shop.

Well fantastic the filthy raghead spammer has returned. Go guzzle some goatcum you fucking faggot

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I skipped about 30 of these threads because I thought it was the same old pasta before I even realised there were ironic rewrites of the original pasta doing the rounds. Some were worth reading due to subtle changes.

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this gave me a seizure once, many years ago.
Just a friendly reminder.

Does doggo stop existing in June?

this is stupid heroin and bleach are liquids

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>filename not bethseda studios

lost

>thinking the chinks will go out of their way to make you a special heat changing cup
I think instead of getting a refund, this guy should be charged again

Gets me every time

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Actual fake story outbound.

>Be me.
>25 at the time.
>Beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him.
>Pathological fear of girls since some bitch mind fucked me.
>Have a younger sister, 13 at the time.
>My sister is boy crazy, really wants to date a guy named Ray Pist.
>Announces that she's "seeing him".
>Father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>Few days later, brings the dude home.
>Tall, scrawny freak with swastika tattoo on forehead.
>Visible shrimp dick.
>My father and I tell him he's "walked into the courtroom".
>Discuss for a few minutes.
>They go out.
>Dad tells me, "it's not going to last, his dick is tiny".
>Sis comes home.
>Announces it was "fun".
>Around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated an 11 year old girl.
>She's worried that he secretly wants this girl back.
>About a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother.
>"He drugged me and raped me while I was unconscious".
>Tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg.
>Tell my father this.
>Laughs uncontrollably.
>MFW my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.

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Not propaganda just between Ukraine and China it's tens of millions dead. Low number 25, high number 60. But y'know what ever, it's okay when you deny a genocide.

wonder how much he or some organization pays to this meme factory that uploads all these vids

This thread is awful

Sure user!

lost

lost

You realize they had very little opportunity, unlike your lazy ass sitting around waiting for someone to gib you gibs faggot.

just had a seizure

this is the definition of an alpha male

All hail the mighty cube

>meme nigger

Did not need my sides exploded at 6 in the morning

>hurr durr i'm a lazy nigger don't wanna work so I hang out on /b calling everyone a "wage cuck" I have a right to live and be taken care of by everyone else

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holocaustdeprogrammingcourse.com

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Ikr, everyone knows the holocaust never happened.

Top kek

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I showed this to one of my friends and he liked it so much he started dancing on the floor crazy

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Kecky Becky.

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Faggot

Fargoth

No its an old as fuck image that was never funny or clever and you're an idiot.

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Lost

faggot

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Are some people predisposed to having seizures easily ? I stared at this for 2 full minutes and nothing happened.

Wow there's some edgy 12 year olds in here today

Hey Yea Forums, how do you feel about this man and his 13 year old girlfriend? Keep in mind that he's been sectioned under the mental health act for banging his head against a brick wall 217 times, and for tattooing the word "nonce" on his forehead, over the swastika tattoo.

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Google "Hindi jokes" and google translate one to english to lose

One question: What is a wife?
Answer: Wife is the name of that power, after seeing the glance, the taste of paneer in Tinday's vegetable starts coming ...
---------
Teacher: - Tell Newton's law.
Boy: - Do not miss the whole line, remember the last.
Teacher: - Let's just tell the last
Boy: ... and this is called Newton's law.

>Girl

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The meme on you is that you are not a good culture fit

Coffee shop.
People next to me are loud and rude. They just found the perfect name for their new business.
I just bought the domain name.

How do you mean?

dude it isn't funny, you don't have to keep posting it

That would be gain chromosomes. Retard.

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you were close as shit man

I suspect its some kind of bot

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lost

Noooo Diginity..

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Lost.

Kecky Becky.

Lost it at long cube lol.

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NEWS FLASH
WOOWOWOWOWOWO

DESPITE WHAT SCHOOL OR MOMMY TEACHES YOU:

NOT EVERYONE CAN BE A WINNER

YOU WILL NEVER BE A WINNER

YOU MIGHT HAVE DECENT LIFE WITH A NICE VACCATION HERE AND THERE

BUT YOU WILL NEVER BE 1%
BECAUSE NOT EVERYONE CAN BE THE1%

WEWEWEWEWEW

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i hate those nigger cations on the bottom

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Not much has changed.
They are still punks for the rich.

Take your meds paki

Also theres nothing wrong with being a pedophile

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Got AIDS?

All religions are lies and god is a superstition.

My fucking sides

Heroin comes in a powder form that you sorta cook on a spoon with some other shit to get it into a liquid.

Some bleaches come in powder form like some laundry shit.

Lost

He got to fuck his child bride.

Too bad cause who the fuck else would want it?

Right. Just like your regressive political opinions.

everyone knows they were all built in the same year right user

It's extra chromosomes and she didn't have extra you stoner fucktard

I couldn't give a fuck about Muhammed if I tried.

You wanna worship the dude that's entirely your choice.

But I'm not interested

People reacting to this image

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I don't get it... It's too small to read??

Lost and fuck you

what gas did he make do you know?

Lost. Fuck.

Faggot

Thanks I know.

Should I be concerned that these will give me a seizure?

prime example of taking the bait lol

Smiled

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Im getting pissed off with it, ive got epilepsy and i have to immediately look away and close those gifs out.

>Challenging an argument is an obvious sign of butthurt
You commies are all so fucking fragile. Move out of mommy's basement sometime, kid. It's a big world out there.

Lost

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>148800 miles
Topkek

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I haven't given one so how would you know. Or is over-assuming followed by immediate dismissal how you plod through life.

TRIGGERED

Fixed it for ya, Faggot.

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>stupid decision by stupid old fucks
A cogent and well-reasoned response®

>oh well. a wave of constitutional amendments is coming. we'll get it right
Oh, do elaborate

Oh this image, I dismiss every valid point by an anime nerd. Sucks cause when I agree with their point I start to question myself and believe I'm wrong.

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99% cant be the 1%

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Making a fun server for fun times, gamers, chat, memes, raid, autism, fuck each other, whatever. discord BEzHbc

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I frickin love these

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American Hero

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The thing I most love about this copypasta is that most likely, someone actually posted it and sincerely thought it was unique and funny. What a life

>irratiating

I would want that car

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Your mom's irritating.

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I've lost her

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If i remember correctly he made mustard gas

Ok that's the dumbest move I've ever seen

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bravo

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Top shizkekek

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The quality of these YLYL threads has taken a sharp decline.

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but that's total bullshit

Heroin and bleach most certainly have powdered forms...

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>filename not From Software Netcode

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YLYL threads were never funny and never will be

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The Brendan Tarrant memes have been worth it though.

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Think so? I think it was always meant to be ironic.

You clearly dont know what you are talking about... Btw feudal system is a big government system aka what you liberals want... Dumb fucks

Yeah, as a cat owner and fan of felines, this one still gets me riled (the run over legs part) BUT David Thorne was always for the win, though. Shit still makes me laugh; I don't care if it's fake or not.

your message testing is weak Boris

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Me do

Fucking hell, yeah!
Doing whatever a Triangle can.

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is that Chernobyl?

Sad how stupid people like you dont know how stupid they are

I wonder if his permanent burn scars are enough to instill a sense of shame and stupidity. Were I his parent I would commit him to a padded room with no light or window and with no access to pain medication for the rest of his life

I'd buy it in a heartbeat

Fart kek

It would be a privilege to buy that car.

You would do that to your own child?
Sadistic retarded bastard

Fart keked

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if u can figure out how to trade stocks, ur an irrelevant 90iq brainlet