ok guys, if you could pick one predatory animal and train it to be completely loyal to you, which one would you choose? i would probably choose a bear since they seem soft and warm
Ok guys, if you could pick one predatory animal and train it to be completely loyal to you, which one would you choose...
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pick one you could fuck too, then you can be a hermit forever
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Naked mole rat. Train it to go in and out of my asshole covered in lube really fast
i would but i don't like black women
To be specific, bears aren't exactly predators. If allowed, however, they would be my choice too. That or a lion.
I would choose an orca and I would become the queen of the seas.
Snow leopard, easy. Saw one at a zoo once and I cant believe how fucking cool they look. A regular wold is a close second, he'd be my little buddy. They would also both kill shit that I would cook, thus saving hundreds on groceries every month
I’d choose whatever gets rid of l Jews and niggers
grizzly's definitely are
Good idea. It would probably make a good home for it to store food and have a brood of mole rats.
>Gary Glitter
>Zombie
>Paedo
>Wealthy
What's not to love?
bald eagle
a wolf, so I could actually take it out in public without people losing thier fuckin minds
try walking down the street with a bear
A chicken.
So you have the ability to perfectly train a normally untrainable animal and you just get a dog. What a fucking waste.
yea but wolves are normally a lot bigger than dogs aren't they?
Komoto dragons eat the bones
>(However you spell that)
Predatory animal...hmmmm...a woman?
Hmm, prolly some type of big cat like a lion or cougar.
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Honey badger, those little fudgers can fight. Or a male horse so it can fuck me.
Not if you want to be able to >>take it out in public without people losing thier fuckin minds
Oh, predator..I didn't read all the rules. Okay, the predator with the biggest dick i guess..
T-h-a-t
id pick a tiger cause their just bad ass also incredibly smart
Maybe this horse diddles kids so it still counts.
I would train a bear to take my dick
pic related. I wanna push my cock inside that beargina
I provide a home, they provide me a lip biting orgasm everyday. Win win mah nikka
And probably smell like a bums underwear.
Well that took a hard left turn.
A shark, it would be nice to be able to swim and surf in peace.
I would pick a nigger
Literally the first post was talking about fucking it.
We are all degenerates after all..
honey badger, just to watch it fuck up predators 10x it size.
>beargina
Cassowary - basically a dinosaur, in the news for killing a dude
White shark, or a honey badger.
Man, fuck cassowaries. Emus were bad enough and then god decided "Yeah, but what if they were pissed off 24/7 and had an axe blade fused to their skull?"
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my honey badger will fuck up your cassowary!
>Big-ass tiger
>He'd be my bud
>Chicks would think he was awesome
>They'd always be asking me if they can pet him
>I'd train him to act all aggressive, then totally just give them big hug and roll over for belly rubs.
I would reach down and fondle that tiger
Cassowaries have no testicles for the honey badger to go for and their foot knives are already at face height. They are its perfect counter.
Better make it a female or the chicks would probably fuck the tiger instead of you.
honey badger would fly at it and bite through its throat then go back to killing and eating some of the most venomous snakes in the world.
a gorilla and I would buy him a kevlar suit
Kek
A motherfucking huge elephant
Wtf is a wold?
I will concede that a honey badger would stand a chance if it figured out how to operate a jetpack. Until then, it's just a set of slippers-to-be.
have you seen a bear dick? it's comparable to that of a dog. bear pussy might be too small
I was gonna post that but I couldn't think of the damn name of the bird.
But yeah. I'd train it to kill pit bulls so I'd be safe delivering pizza in black neighborhoods.
i think he meant "one" but managed to super tardfuck it and then clicked send
dude you got the same dubs twice
Probs meant regular wolf
Holy shit, its the real life Calvin and Hobbes
Spiders, train them to open any door and pill bottles so they can bring me all the good stuff from others homes.
>have you seen a bear dick?
They're actually primarily thieves
Human
Sounds pretty gay to me
Nothing wrong with that.
if we’re talking extinct too: utahraptor. could ride it like a murderous chicken horse.
if only currently living, then either a nile or saltwater croc. big ol scale baby
A koala. They’re so cute and cuddly and will also slice you open like a katana with their psycho claws. But they won’t fuck me up, because it’ll be loyal to me. They also make cute noises, unless they’re mad, then they sound like a demon.
i live all around water so a crocodile
A big ass snek
Same dude look at those fucking guns
OP said predatory. At the very least choose an animal with eyesight ffs
And then it starves to death because it can literally only eat one thing in the world.
the raptor? nah, them shits would probably do fine on chicken or reptile meat
>be you
>2019
>live in a globalized society
>can't fathom plants growing outside their native lands
Besides koalas aren't predators.
>Besides koalas aren't predators.
That's what they want you to think.
human being
What would you do with it?
lmao I just....grow eucalyptus??
Some kind of big cat. And panther or leopard would be the best predatory animal companion.
A Gila monster. They have drool that can kill a water buffalo in a day from one fucking bite. Another plus is you can put a saddle on him since he's completely loyal. And if you can do that how far away really is a tinfoil helmet and loincloth? I mean really. Come on.
justin bieber
i think you mean komodo dragon my friend
Well, I guess I do. Aren't you just the most precious little Correcting Cathy tonight? Bless your little heart
would provably choose a female wolf; loyal, awesome, apex predator, and also nice to fuck when you're having a dry spell.
>pick one you could fuck too
that's the spirit!
them big birds that crush skulls
Fuck you nigger
I would tame a bear and name him Gravy :>
Ill use adult mole rats that's are known to molest baby mole rats. Checkm8, faggit
I think you mean your mom
>pick one predatory animal and train it to be completely loyal
A human woman...if only this was possible...
killer whale
I'd go with a bear as well, preferably a brown bear. I would use him to take over canada.
all birds are considered to be dinosaurs. they are the only dinosaurs to still be alive.
Le Tiger.
I would cuddle the fuck outta that fucker.
Girls would be amazed at "Le Tiger Man".
a female human (or any other anthro if we're talking about fantasy creatures too)
Human, specifically a female by my choice.
>Le
go fuck yourself, tard romania ass
Queen bee infinite honey and army of bees also bee orgy