My long distance boyfriend is coming to Kentucky to visit me in 1 month and i don't know what to do...

My long distance boyfriend is coming to Kentucky to visit me in 1 month and i don't know what to do, i'm a loser gamer and i don't know what activities we should do, plz help im socially retarded and i don't want to disappoint my bf

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anal

Kentucky fried chicken?

This

Well since you're both men just have gay sex

How about you play video games together, ya dip

Blow him off and before that say he's just gonna get the best kentucky fried chicken in the whole kentucky.

we will

Put on a ton of Trap porn to get him in the mood, tuck your penor, but on that cat bikini, and have your ass pre lubed for him.

Super simple stuff.

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Your face is too.

blowjobs and anal and in an order that would surprise him.

What area? Paducah native here

Louievillie, i really like him but don't know what to do with him :(

Its louisville dont be retarded tons of shit to do

fuck. duh. just fuck for a month straight.

ok so i was in a long distance relationship once for almost a year before i saved enough money to come see her
it was shortly after i turned 18 so i was young as fuck
i was there for 2 weeks and we literally spent half the time fucking
i didnt have a lot of extra money and she didnt have a car so we didnt do a lot of activities
but we would take the occasional cab ride to go eat together or whatever
also towards the end of the trip we went downtown and kinda just walked around the fun areas together
it depends on how much money u both have to do stuff
ur gonna probably want to be fucking and just hanging out for a lot of time and that will be enough.

also im assuming ur a fag but on the off chance ur a female tits with timestamp or gtfo

Bj...fix breakfast, clean house, wake him up, bj, sammich, after huge shit, clean bathroom, he golf, bj, steak, sports, bj, go to bed, leave him alone. Give him some scotch on your way to bed.

omfg scotch before bed is the best

Touch the peepee

thanks, no timestamp but here's tits. i think we're going to just fuck but i don't want to be lame about it, i want to take him out too

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nice tits

how long is he there?

10 days

You really should timestap, there is a good reason for it.

And the advice you need is the same that all of us need: Just be yourself, if thats not good enough then the relationship wont work out anyway.

If you are a shitty person then you need to change that before you get attached to anyone, if you let someone else come in to fix them for you, then you risk them fucking you up even more or you get better and leave them since you can.

But you are not a shitty person, and you can just be yourself.

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Besides if thats your body, or if he knows your body in general, he wants to fuck, he doesn't give a shit about activities.

you could probably spend 5 of those days just inside the house/hotel/whatever fucking and cuddling and playing house and all that
for the other days i dont know just go and do some shit? do you not know of any restaurants?
go to google and look up restaurants near me
go to some parks and walk around?
is he like some giant neet neckbeard?
go to a museum, a movie theater, parks.
are you autistic?