>Be me. >25 at the time. >Beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him. >Pathological fear of girls since some bitch mind fucked me. >Have a younger sister, 13 at the time. >My sister is boy crazy, really wants to date a guy named Ray Pist. >Announces that she's "seeing him". >Father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard. >Few days later, brings the dude home. >Tall, scrawny freak with swastika tattoo on forehead. >Visible shrimp dick. >My father and I tell him he's "walked into the courtroom". >Discuss for a few minutes. >They go out. >Dad tells me, "it's not going to last, his dick is tiny". >Sis comes home. >Announces it was "fun". >Around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated an 11 year old girl. >She's worried that he secretly wants this girl back. >About a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother. >"He drugged me and raped me while I was unconscious". >Tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg. >Tell my father this. >Laughs uncontrollably. >MFW my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.
I feel the guy's reaction was fair, though. He helped people in a third world country that might not have had the ability to help themselves. Posting porn is kinda disrespectful.
Fascinatingly delusional script. I guess you're not supposed to actually take it seriously though. Just an amusement, not a meditation.
But you know why we lost against the Taliban? Because we offered support and aid, and the Taliban offered death. The only way to win with these cowards is to offer a worse, more certain death. Then and only then will these women abandon the religion that rapes and beats them. Then and only then will they stop supporting the families and militias that take action against us.That is the black truth society is too cowardly to admit.
Cancer is not beat with diet and exercise. Cancer is beat with a knife and poison.
Why can't these fucks realize your culture doesn't matter here. You left because your culture was too oppressive now adapt to ours as a thank you for letting you live here.
This is useful as it helps me to know which companies to preferentially buy stuff from. I can only pray that my spending will allow the purchase of many many bullets that kill lots of subhumans!
THANKS!
Colton Edwards
aaaaannnddd???? most jokes are alike.. still funny moron.
Camden Martinez
would be funnier if it said :and my dad didn't even come
he didn't help shit he went over to preach proselytize then went home missions dont do shit to help communities long term they do it to make themselves feel good
Alexander Martin
Nasty shit wtf man
Joshua Hill
thanx ;-*
Easton Richardson
laughed harder than I should have
Brayden Sanchez
if you use spider silk to make that you will fail to deliver
To be fair on the Nuance point, most companies are borrowing voice service from them at this point. They are the leader in voice interpretation after all.
Lucas Stewart
Hugo Boss is a company from South Germany, they even made the clothes for the SS and got fucked after the war for being Nazis...so yeah...very Israeli
Michael Brooks
Bumb
Gabriel Thomas
8yo & 12yo
Benjamin Hill
Blackest thing I’ve seen in a long time.
Charles Rogers
Does a version of this exist, but with a woman?
Hudson Torres
Losed
Joseph Gutierrez
Actually 5.56 is a pretty good round for close quarters because its a lot faster the kinetic energy fucks the target harder
Gabriel Allen
I miss when this site could just post funny, offensive things without pseudo-political undertones derived from a bipartisan butthurt war.
Michael Perry
is that josh peck?
Logan Sanchez
Gangs started stealing knives from the bins. The UK is fucked
Justin Martin
Clearly spetsnaz
Charles Garcia
Sometimes, the truth is also funny, Mohammed.
Logan Price
That's horrible, I'd beat that dogs head in.
Gavin Price
Wait, is this no longer a meme? You guys are taking this stuff kinda seriously...
Nicholas Bennett
A Muslim, I think that dude is posting them in an ironic manner, but if he's not then he should know this shit only makes it funnier. Also the dude who created this had a deviantart I don't know if his account is suspended but I think it was.
Dylan Peterson
>"hot" muslim woman >koran says hijab is for not being hot
I can't tell if this guy's a shill, a mudslime, or just fucking retarded.