I've got to buy a birthday present for a 12 yr old niece I don't even know that well...

I've got to buy a birthday present for a 12 yr old niece I don't even know that well. As a childless 30 something I know fuck all about what tweens like, ideas? Nothing perverse.

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I guess Yea Forums only cares about 12yr olds if they're naked

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maybe get her a better uncle

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video sauce?

She only needs to go out if she needs to shit, other wise she can piss in my mouth.

>Gift card
>Make them feel grown up choosing own gift
>Minimum effort maximum results

What do they watch on TV?

Gift certificate for a Brazilian Wax.

Just give her money. Anyone who says it's a thoughtless gift is right but at least your gift actually gives the kid what they want.

they like nudes, but ya know....the law and stuff

Disney shit.

She's probably already had a mile of dick

Vibrator

Get her a JUUL, kids love those I guess. Then you'll be the "cool uncle" Haven't you seen the news?

This is probably what she'll want in a couple of years but could you imagine the shitstorm that would start?
Juul?

Its from a commercial for a product called scoe 10x

Battletoads is something the whole family will enjoy. Give your local Gamestop a ring and ask for it by name. Tell em user sent ya!

A book? Maybe something sporty like a skateboard

just get her some cash you retard

Get one of those brookstone “back massagers” that looks like a vibrator. If anyone says anything they’re the pervert, not you.

That's boring af