If you're over 21 you don't belong here. Boomer faggots are ruining the site

>be me
>boomer
>come on Yea Forums
>find out zoomer girls have old man fetish
>get tinder
>find zoomers that only want to suck daddy dick
feels good, man. that's 4chin. best thing since the 67 Mustang Fastback.

Don't you have a video game twitch stream to watch or something?

You don't even know what boomer actually stands for, do you?

the sound our pre-67 balls sound like when we impregnated their grandmothers.

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Gr8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8

stfu actual boomer. Your gen will pay what you have done to US. fuck zoomers as well. I'm 31 and I despise you both.

But you in particular, filthy boomer. It's time to seriously consider going an hero, because you're aging fast. Most of us will NOT provide for you anymore. I'm doing this myself.

Picture a low-fare asylum where you get moved in by rude minimum-waged nigros.
"When is Jhonny going to visit, Tyrone?"
"Nobody's gonna visit yo filthy ass anymore, gramps, now get the fuck out from the public tv, I've got Daqueenda show to follow up you sagsack"

I'll do it on purpose, because I want you to suffer, while I also purposelly waste all my money in cocaine with my girlfriend, isolated from the world and not paying your fuckin real estate anymore.

You'll pay dearly. This is only an example. Your whole generation is a filthy cradle of infected negro blood spilt on our future, and you'll never be forgiven for this.

Fuck you, And I'm one generous lad. My peers will probably and hopefully not be so gentle.

-millennials

Khe Sahn, 1968. Fucking Charlie starts dropping mortars all over the compound. Fucking cooks are the first ones to get blown away. We're all running scared, some dipshit on the .50 starts blasting into the jungle, see him take out a couple of our Engineers trying to get back on the other side of the fence.

I jump behind what I think are crates of halftrack parts in boxes. Turns out to be boxes of Claymores. A guy runs up to me, grabs me by the collar of my fatigues and yells in my face "get the fuck outta here, grunt! we got incoming!!"

I run, blind with fear. I look back and see the guy standing there as a mortar flies in slow motion landing among the boxes I was just hiding in. I see a slow smile cross the face of the guy that just saved my life as the mortar detonates, igniting all the Claymores. The last vision of him in my mind is him giving me the thumbs-up sign as the explosions rip his body to shreds in a orange fireball from Hell. It's as if he was saying "Go man, have a good life. This is my gift to you. Carry my story forward with you for all eternity."

That man was named Jim Haynie.

Jim Haynie is a pretty cool bro.

You're only mad like this because I fucked your mom and your sister. Nothing personal, dude. Except your mom gave me crabs back at the Duran-Duran concert.

sure kid

I wish you were allowed to believe things posted here

sure kid

I'm gen x so shut the fuck up, we built this site.

this retarded

AUTISM

no one crys more than a millennial

this retarded

this retarded

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Listen sonny, can you rub some more of that hemmoroid cream on my asshole like you did yesterday? I can't reach it after finishing off that box of Ho-Ho's. That's a good boy. Thanks.

Nah. Duran-Duran was too shit even for my mother's shitty taste in music.
Your cheesy "sense of humor" reveals your boomer nature with accurate precision. I can almost smell that navy cologne.

Fuck sake, you're just the worst. How does it feel to be even worst than those born during the '70s? at least they are not so fuckin stinky cheesy.

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this retarded

too many people do

this is retarded

wrong
boomers are 57to74
Xers are 40 to 57
Millennials 23 to 40.
Zoomers are college aged and younger

do you smell brisket too?

still wrong

>ITT: Newfags

God damnthis place has fallen

"But I won't cry for yesterday
There's an ordinary world
Somehow I have to find"

Come on. Simon Le Bon was fucking Yuge. Even a cum-guzzling faggot like you must admit that.

I like Duran Duran

Gen Xers are 57?? Jesus. Now I really feel old. I remember when we used to push them around at the penny arcade and take their tickets from the Skee-Ball machines.

Taking everything over? You assholes can't buy shit. No houses, no cars, no chance of remedying the situation. haw-haw

And it's not "Navy Cologne" - for your information it's called "Hai Karate" little spermazoid.

>be 40
>raised in the 80s and 90s
>be a 21 year old man when the new millennium rolls around
>some faggot calls me a millennial.

Mfw I didn't have internet until I was 19
Mfw I didn't own a cell phone until I was 20

Along with the rest of the technology those ungrateful shits are using to jerk off to man ass and black dicks.

>12-16 year olds
>constantly wanting porn
>nobody is original
>blame the older users

2019

Like I fuckin care about what you spray on your stinking face, boomer. You're going to eat your son's shit anyday if you were lucky enough to reproduce with a cum-guzzling 80's whore of those time, but you're going to die alone because your whole gen was a mistake and everybody fuckin hates your guts.

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Same.

Civilization peaked in 1995. All downhill since.

>be me
>boomer, but with millenial son
>tell son not to let mother use his computer so she won't see his porn collection
>son says "no one looks at porn on a computer, old man, that's what my phone is for"
>mfw, I'm so out of it that all I have on my phone is contact lists and pictures of the dog.

I'm not a boomer, but you're forgetting one thing. They have ALL the goddamn money.

He sounds like he's got some daddy issues too. Maybe he got spanked when mom found his cum sock under the bed.

Says the zoomer who enjoys all the new snap trap threads and log posters. This place used to be funny, now its just extremely gay

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I'm 20.5
shit

Gotta admit, I don't understand Trap and Log threads at all. It's like there is some kid at the mental institution who has access to the computers in the library. There are just so many of them.

Maybe millenials and zoomers are all mentally retarded from all the bst and plastic they've ingested.

Gay niggers

They all do. An entire generation birthed and raised by whores and no fathers.

That's not too far off, you know. So many bitches pumping out half-nigger kids with no fathers around, and letting them run around daycare all day while they attend beauty school so they can cut hair to pay for more tats.

There are so many little half-nigglets running around the Walmart these days, it is breathtaking to consider how the crime rate will blossom in about 10-15 years.

….did you really take the bait? Or am I taking the bait? I can't even tell anymore, and that's worrisome

If I'm 23 am I a millennial? Someone help me out I need answers.
Thanks b
About to graduate college if that influences the answer

I've been here since 07

its not only the blacks

we made this site son

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I'll be 30 next year and I've been here since 06 with some breaks, nothing can stop me from coming here, I'm behind 7 proxies

Rip my guy, heart goes out to you, millennial here. I see way to many older guys with porn pop ups and infected phone bc of viruses. If you start using phone for porn, just be careful

"firewalls"

At least get it right faggot

This

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look at you, you dont even know what the fuck a boomer is. let alone what the other gens are called, youre either a pansie ass millennial or a faggot zoomer.

all of your precious tech that you use to rail against the man, was created by boomers and gen X.

Gen X realised years ago that the ones following us would be the ones to destroy everything that the previous generations built up. so we dont care anymore, the world is gonna end, and the only ones who will survive are the few boomers left, and us X'ers. the rest of you will break down after you find out you cant post a question to social media asking how to start a fire without a lighter or matches.

go fuck off to your trap threads and continue wishing that you could choke on a piece of shit.

it has always been proxies, lurk more

You're the problem

Correct.

Tl;dr

Sobbing faggot boomer detected

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Neither do i user, and im one of those millenials. But ive been here since 2013, i really think its because people think its okay to be gay, so the retarded few pressure younger guys into thinking if youre a straight white guy youre "an evil rapist" i miss when i could call someone a retard or a faggot outside of Yea Forums
This
The world may never know user

Does anybody else notice nobody checks dubs anymore? Or is it just me?

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Yeah. Most of the time i sympathize with boomers. Not that one

Gen z fag here, I don’t see a problem with gen x or boomers, but I fuckin hate millennials.

What is a millennial to you? What are the ranges in your opinion?
I need a census damnit

Born 1980-1995

We hate you too, worthless faggot. Go listen to more mumble nigger

I listen exclusively to nu-metal and grunge

Well, ok what's after that? Is it x z then i? Is z the last?

Hahahaaa no jobs left for you zoomer.
Unless ur late 20 early 30 or older you literally missed the boat.

t. High school education only making 89k

actually the original term was "I went through 7 proxies. Good Luck."

That’s the reason I don’t mind gen x, they had great tastes in music.

This is something I'm truly jealous of as person about to join the professional workforce. I'm gonna have to use an agency and hope for a 45k job with bachelors in science

Boomers took everything. You can't afford to live on 45k. Fucking pieces of shit

>Be me
>Be Millennial
>first phone at 16 bc poorfag
>flip phone
>listen to kanas led zepplin, eagles, nirvana etc.
>work in electrical trade, only hang out with older dudes
>dont party or do drugs, smoked grass when 16
>gen X and boomers: all of you millennials faggots are the worst with your gay clothes and shitty music. We should have all got vasectomies
>mfw

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Basically. And that's hopeful optimism in my area

Things that never happened

Join a trade, electrician's apprentice here, make 14/hr starting out and guaranteed job security, once the older guys pass on, we few will be the only once left, with our own companies

this site blows hard anyway why not?

I would rather be a boomer than a zoomer. Your balls will drop one day kid. Enjoy your childhood.

44 year old estonian gen x masterrace reporting in

Sadly you're probably correct. Waste of a degree, but necessary to live these days.

also my parents are silent generation. not even boomer parents. feels incredible to not be an american (shitskin).

Besides the racism , I bet that's a pretty cool 3rd world country no one's heard of.
Are zoomers the same over there?

I'm a 110 year-old Okinawan man, and you can go fuck yourself, asslicker.

Fuck you niggers and faggots I hate all of you. You should have seen us in the glory days Jesus Christy what a fucking time that was. I miss it every time I see how trash this shit board has become, but I can't make myself leave. Once you're here, you're here forever, 06' reppin'

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I mean, not really. I dont have a college degree and my wife and i are doing well and we have a child