Have you ever fantasized about banging your mom?
Have you ever fantasized about banging your mom?
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All the time dude
Nope but fantasied about banging my sister all the time
>pic related
No, but I have had sex with a mother of two while her kids were put to bed. Really nasty sex tbh
>you will never invent a time machine for the sole, express purpose of being your own dad
>you will never be her side piece
>nasty
How so?
I call her a dirty slut while I fuck her ass raw. I had her potty trained and calling me master, not really into DOM to be honest though
I've told the story here before several times, but from the age of 12 until I was 22, my mother sucked my cock approximately twice a week. Happy to answer any questions about it. It was fantastic.
yes a little, but never went outside my head. it's not uncommon, specially if you're a porn addict
No actually, never and she was a pretty woman.
I could fantasise about banging yours if you want?
No, I’m not white enough for that shit
Was she hot?
My mom isn't hot. I've fantasised about my aunt a bunch though
I fantasize about banging your sister too
She was very pretty. Still is but now in her 50s.
Lol well here’s another hot pic of her then
Any pics? How did it all start?
Pretty hot dude
>we r moral kangs and sheeit
Very cute. Something tells me her butt isn't that nice though
I think it’s alright, can be seen here
never
my aunt though all the fucking time
she looks like this:
No pics, and I wouldn't do that to her anyway. My parents are a respected family in the community and if anyone knew what she did, it would be a disaster. When I was a boy, my mother adored me. I had 3 older sisters who were a pain in her ass, and she wasn't very close to my dad. I doubt they had much sex. Anyway, she always told me that I was her precious boy, what she always wanted. She doted on me from the day I was born. She continued giving me baths at night and when I was about 10, I started getting erections. She would wash my dick really well. When I was 12, she told me I was her precious reward and started sucking my cock and swallowing my cum. She said it was an elixer to her. for the next 10 years, whenever we were home alone, she would come to my room and suck my dick. About twice a week. I loved it. We never felt like it was weird and to this day, we don't feel awkward about it. I'm married with kids now and live in another state, but I'd let her do it today if possible. And I know she would do it too.
i wanna bang other people's moms while they watch
That's just awesome man. What a lucky childhood
I really was lucky. No guilt at all and neither does she.
no because i'm not a sick fuck
Not my mum, but my girlfriend's. I was helping her with some tech shit on her phone earlier and saw some nudes. And holy fuck, is she hot! I'm gonna try to think of an excuse to use her phone again so I can grab a copy.
nope
every other female relative tho
only once
Fantasized about fucking her in the ass
after that fap I never did it again cuz my mom is gross
Moar of your hot ass sister please
but if she wasnt gross you would
> "ninaSEX tube" new XxX Pron tube site.
Have posted this lots of times before but I’ll do it again, even tho i didn’t reallt fuck my mum it’s somewhat similar
When I was 14 I crashed my push bike into a tree and tore my balls on the seat, it hurt so fuckin much. Anyway, post op I was it home in bed for 3 weeks, my mum had to put this cream on my balls and base of my dick because I had to stay in bed for 2 weeks and not move. It was so embarrassing at the time but I used to get really hard when she did it because it felt so nice especially with her fake nails on.
She was pretty cool about it though like she never got mad or even really acknowledged it she just kept rubbing the cream on and then left. The third of fourth time she did it though I ended up blowing a load on her hands, I was so embarrassed and kept apologising but she just said it was ok and cleaned it up with some tissues, she kept putting the cream on for the 2 weeks (until I waa able to move and do it myself) after that but I never came again thankfully.
Nothing more ever happened but at the time I was really embarrassed but now it’s a pretty hot memory for me to look back on and fap to. She was 48 at the time and is now 52
What more do you want? I have some nude pics that she sent me a while back?
dude your story isn't hot, at least spice it up
What the Fuck
Please post them!
Also, your sister sendt you nudes?
Not really, but I always fantasized about other moms.
I mean if they are attractive obviously.
obvious fake incel story is obvious. Kys
Dude I just told what happened it wasn’t meant to be hot
Lol what?
this is the only one I have and she may or may not have sent me them
you fucking loser
i believe it happened, its just boring
Fake and gay story
Only believable story in this thread since it isn’t yeah I fucked my mom hurr durr
Most kids are banging girls at 15 and you're involuntarily jizzing on your mums hand from skin contact, let me guess you're still a virgin?
No but I lost my virginity at 17, where I’m from most aren’t banging at 15 lol I’d say 16-17 is pretty normal
Dude she is hot as fuck. You need to get more of those pics
Also I was in bed, for four days and hadn’t wanked since my surgery so for like 5 days, at 14 years old, not 15 I was bound to get a boner and eventually cum
That's fucking awesome user. Did you ever give her facials? What about seeing her topless/ cumming on her tits?
Maybe but I find her friend (left) hotter, last time she was over our house she was flirting with me a lot so I’m pretty stoked I got a chance
You're either a fucking idiot or you're the guy who posted that shitty story. Only brainlets would believe such a poorly concieved obviously fake story.
Every word is true. Married with kids so no incel.
No its fucking not, no way did she call it elixir and say multiple tropes from generic incest literature.
Never facials, never even saw her naked. She always swallowed every drop.
I fucked my mom.
100% worth it I encourage all to do so.
not my mom, but am oldfag, i bang other ppls moms pretty regularly, its not bad at all
Most kids are actually not banging by 15 its more like 17
i want to bang my step mom
I’d fuck my mom, but I don’t own a shovel
alright virgin
Lol, dude im 30. Kids are having sex later and later on average actually
The "average" age to lose your virginity is 16 meaning "most" kids arent having sex until 17 or 18 maybe even 19.
There are even plenty of virgins in their early 20's although definitely the minority.
Hell I know a very pretty girl who was a virgin till she was 27
yeah a little especially after she got divorced and was a lot of different guys
fk shes hot
Calm down virgin, not everyone is a wizard like you
citation needed you fucking idiot
Kids are having sex earlier and earlier. Your christian newsletters are not a valid source
when my mom was passed out, i got a nice vid of her with her legs spread wide open up close on the couch
yes, I would spy on her changing or when she had her bf over
mmmmm fk love to get her tits out
My aunt. She was a man eater and knew it / used it. So we’re her friends had a chance at 13 to fuck my uncles side chick I think. Woke up to a. Bombshell in their pool in a white see through bikini. Walked out she was as shocked as me. Offered me a cigarette. I was chasing a girl down the street. Was suppose to meet up with her. I could have gotten that looking back. Was a mid 30’s 10/10.
en.wikipedia.org
>The average age at first intercourse in the United States is currently 17 years old, with only 16 percent of teens having sex before they turn 15. The percentage of high schoolers who say they've had sex has been dropping for 20 years, and now stands under 50 percent
Only virgins feel the need to lie about virginity.
Is High School already out for the summer boys?
yeah found a nude on her phone and wanted to fuck her since.
do not engage with brainworm-ridden porn addicts hth
some people dont live in a country dominated by christianity, most of your states have the highest legal age for sex in the world.
the world dont revolve around the US champ
given a choice between 'has the highest legal age for sex in the world' and 'sleeping on a bed of straw next to the family's donkey in some third-world shithole' id choose the former
who did does she look like, famous person
I've shared this before, not my own mom but my mother in law. She bailed on my wife when she was super young, acted like the "cool aunt" instead of a mom her whole life. Now my wife has crazy mommy issues and we both want to fuck her mom. Shes a bar fly, sleeps around a lot and is super easy. My wife is convinced if I got her drunk she would most likely let me fuck her. She wants to watch and masturbate, among other things... will never happen, but we talk about it a lot when we fuck. Will share more if theres interest. Her mom is in her mid forties, huge titties and a great ass for a white woman. A little heavyset but I like em plump.
Only my sister
I have a mom fetish but I have no attraction to my own mom.
Mostly because she looks haggard as all fuck.
>She said it was an elixer to her.
she did sex magik, stole your life force and you think this is ok?
sis is hot but so is mom, id take both
love your kinky wife and her mom is hot
kek, is that logic - Anywhere but the US is not a first world country? Fucking hell.
Is you mother also a fat disgusting whale like this pig?
street shitters causing a ruckus lol
have you Op?
stfu u freak and give me the sauce of that pic
ITT: boys who failed to become men. The laughing stock of the human race. The lowest form of life.
Not fit for shitting on.
kek yeah fucking animals, its worth letting kids get raped by priests any day of the week.
You're about as good at posting pics as you are of having a relationship with a woman.
>moms
ugliest old bats you could imagine
hes an actual sperg who makes up shit tier retard stories about his mother sucking him off. What do you expect?
what the fuck are you talking about lmao
it all sounds very confusing
Yea Forums 2019: street-shitters posting 'this is my slut gf comment what u would do 2 her' next to someone's instagram images
Catholic priest rape in america, its tottaly worth it to not be like those savage 3rd world countries. Fucking animals.
no
not op but its dee siren, land whale now but was thick several yrs back
i don't know why you jusdt brought that out of nowhere tbh
Post the nude then.
ah nice, anyone who says your wife/mother is ugly or that your stories are trash is automatically indian or from a 3rd world country. Well done being a massive stereotype and making the rest of us Americans look bad.
Why did you bring donkeys and 3rd world countries out of no where then? Fucking brainlet.
Was 17, just got outta the shower. Talking casually to mom, got real close to her. Our faces met within centimeters of each other. I could tell by her gaze she wanted to get FUCKED. It turned me the fuck on, but I forced myself to look away. During that time, I thought "NO, that is my mom!"
Sometimes I wondered how things would have gone if I ended up fucking her. Sex would have been unbelievably amazing. She would have been my whore willing to do anything. She was a fucking emotional disaster though, no way it would have been discreet.
'hey guys i like triangles, they are the best shape'
'yeah fucking triangles, they all like triangles where you come from, they rape kids there'
the fuck are you even trying to say lol
sounds like you misinterpreted the situation due to autism.
lol lol lol
Fucking kill yourself you cave brain.
I agree
No........
harsh. i don't know why you are so upset with me
Because you're making us look self centered and fucking ignorant. Literally every single other 1st world country in the world has a lower age of consent.
No but I fantasize about banging your dad all the time.
Yeah fuckin post it m8
thats great. i dont know why youre now talking about age of consent. i think your probably just stupid or something
You sound like trailer trash.
i dont think you should post on this website until you at least have indoor plumbing. (kermit sipping tea)
Use capital letters you idiot.
why
Use proper punctuation, you idiot.
Our biggest fantasy is going to visit her mom, getting her super drunk and me taking her upstairs to her bedroom after my wife "falls asleep". Then once I'm balls deep in her mom, shell come upstairs into the bedroom and catch us, then join. She really wants to taste her moms pussy. But she said shed settle for sucking the taste of her mom off my cock after I'm done.
People might stop calling you a moron.
no u
i dont really care tbh
This is the fantasy of a sexually repressed person. Get a grip. This isnt real.
Nah, her mom is though. I grew up middle class. Wife is Hispanic. Trailer trash girls are the dirtiest though.
That explains a lot.
bro i litteraly just finished fapping to shops of her
leme see
i heard in some places you have to put used toilet paper into a bin instead of flushing it away. seems kind of unhygienic to me, just having a bin full of (literally) shitty paper in your house like that
nah...
Not my job to convince you user, just to share. We've had several threesomes and we both sleep around outside the marriage. Been together 10+ years, eventually you gotta go deeper and kinkier to keep the flame alive. Keep being mad though
I once beat off while wearing her period pants on my head/face, but no, I've never fantasised about fucking her.
My aunt on the other hand...
here it is
IT'S AFRAID
i heard in the us all the houses are flatpack cardboard pieces of shit, despite being made up of large swathes of land vunerable to natural disasters. seems kind of idiotic to me, just having a load of flimsy (literally) wooden houses for cheap instead of paying for real masonry.
I'm not mad, I just dont buy into your crackhead incest fantasy.
honestly yeah, i can vaguely remember showering with her as a kid and it turns me on
the shit-bin defender has logged on lol
It was more than OK. I'd let her do it again in a second.
why are you upset
do you have a donkey of your own, or do you share one with the other families in the house
I dont know why people think fucking at 14 vs 16 is desirable but lol okay
>the world doesnt revolve around the US
But it literally does, half the world would outright collapse without US money and military support both public and private.
The world lives in a system built and maintained by America.
Im married with 2 kids and another on the way.
Im still into incest and fucked my cousins growing up.
Dont make assumptions
>Im married with 2 kids and another on the way.
>Im still into incest
yikes
I like what I like get fucked m8
still, yikes though.
>collapse
>be in incest thread
>surprised when he finds incest
i reserve the right to 'yikes' at pretty much anything that is yikes-worthy tbh
Not an argument.
Please let me know who guarantees safe shipping from all countries to all markets so that food and oil and financing gets to all of the third world shitholes that spend the last 10000 years on the verge of famine.
How do you think places like China and India went from historical disunited insular nations to global manufacturers.
This has been America's world since 1945 and the rest of you are just living in it.
Yikes
now you're getting it lol
I don't fantasize about banging my own mom but I can't get enough "mother-son" incest stories.
I'm beginning to think my own mom molested me when I was little to cause me to have these weird desires.
kek America hasnt ruled the world for at least 10 years. Nice try though, you guys are doing a really great job at division and obesity though
I love to expose my slut mom & being degraded, got nudes & face pics of her
Kik: mymumstits
ding ding ding
You are all so comfortable that you have completely forgotten what makes your world possible.
Good riddance we are going back to pseudo-isolationism.
Good luck in the next 15 years lol
Wrong.
It's your derp ass that is not able to understand.
mister president you cant jsut announce policy on vietnamese child porn forums. and please stop getting Hamborger grease under the keys
not an argument.
No, just my friend's mom.
Jesus christ dude get a fucking life. You personally have done nothing towards supporting the rest of the world. The current generation in America (of which I assume you are part of) is the main reason for its sudden horrible carcrash of a decline. Kek another 10 years and the majority of the tech industry will have left America. Leaving you with oil, which will be outright banned in time.
I'd love to fuck my mom.
When I was about 11 I saw her naked by accident while she was changing and have wanted to fuck her ever since, I'm almost 21.
Sniffing her bras and panties are good enough.
theres a camgirl i follow who looks eggs-actly like my mom... its both good and bad. Post-nut makes me want to die
Alright captain autismo. (im not trying to have sex with you becasue I spoke to you btw)
if you live in the same house as her, start making money and spend some on her, take her out and do makeshift dates without calling them dates, see how fast she will be wanting to suck your dick
You couldnt be more wrong where are you getting this information LOL.
America will be on top for many many many more decades. Where do you live? Ill give you some tips on how to get through the next decade of chaos.
American power is eroding at a crazy fast rate. Denial is typical for you guys though.
Great advice from an incel who took a PUA class
Nah it ain't gonna happen. We're a muslim family, she would never suck my dick.
>power is eroding.
No it isnt we are chosing to tell the world to fuck off you dumb cunt. The US is going back to isolationism.
We will sail out and fuck up countries now and then but we no longer give a fuck about the rest of the world. Read a book nigger.
- Federal debt will sky rocket
- Global warming will decimate farming
- Oil costs will sky rocket
- The dollar will continue to weaken.
not an argument
So muchh
US decline in power (and Asia's rise) is owed mostly to the borrow/spend/QE fiscal policy of the baby boomers since post WW2. Markets shifted as a result of this manufactured crisis or that, along with every CEO needing to Jew American labor out of the market in favor of chink wageslaves (literally) to cut cost. Niggers gonna nig here and throw shade for keks but at some point you children need to actually learn about the world.
Yeah I agree, the crazy amount of outsourcing in the last 20 years has had a slow creeping effect of building infrastructure in those countries which is now being used to leverage themselves into the first world.
Why did she stop?
>Federal debt will sky rocket
Who can collect? Non issue
>Global warming will decimate farming
pfwwww hahahahaha okay well no, but even if it did the Greater Midwest is the single most productive area of agriculture on earth so everyone would be MORE fucked than the USA lol most countries arent food independent.
>Oil costs will sky rocket
We are net oil exporters so that helps
>The dollar will continue to weaken.
so? What other currency is more trusted? What other Market could act as the world reserve currency?
But without the US actively participating in this transfer and Economic system it will all fall apart.
The chances of China remaining in unity over the next 20 years is exceedingly low They only hold it together with the promise of economic endless growth. That has already stagnated for years.
Imagine if the oil china is dependent on in the Middle East got disrupted... uh oh
What countries import agricultural produce from america as a main source? Literally no one in Europe. What are you talking about?
Those points are to argue Murica isnt going to be 'top' for decades to come. Idiot.
WHAT?
Where are you from seriously? You have an incredibly fucked concept of how the modern world works. Most countries only function because of an open trade system the USA imposes.
You are very very confused boy
Just another example of Americans, massively overestimating their importance. Thats the problem with having traces of nationalism in literally every aspect of your countries life.
That demo graphic is false.
Japan is self sufficient for food.
Lol your life is going to suck, Id recommend immigrating to North America asap.
Yeah maybe if it looses 50 million population.
Did you even look at your own stupid map? The majority of Europe and the UK is food secure.
more proof Americans exist in an echochamber of complete self indulgent bullshit.
the only think this proves in africa is fucked.
its always fun to bait 'MURICA STRONG' and 'my country has had electricity for thirty years' retards into fighting each other lol
>Where are you from seriously? You have an incredibly fucked concept of how the modern world works. Most countries only function because of an open trade system the USA imposes.
Your fucking source literally disproves that point. Very very few countries only function due to open trade with the USA
>Food is the only issue
That is just one major piece of a vast interconnected issue. How do you continue to grow food if the oil and fertilizers you need to grow it become scarce, expensive or hard to import?
It may be food secure but that might mean your diet is reduced to what can be grown on your island. Youll live but maybe with much lower calories.
You guys are totally insane, you think you exist independently, Why do you think Europe had Empires and Colonies? You need vast areas to maintain a modern nation state, resources Europe does not have on its own.
You have been able to rebuild because we replaced empire with open trade, underwritten by American power and safety guarantees.
Shits going to get rough as fuc.
We're talking about fucking our mothers, let's get back on topic here
lol
my mom a bit on the chubby side but she has a nice rack and a great ass
kek you're delusional. Farming is almost entirely organic across the UK and Europe.
Is she a muslim convert?
Japan produces most of its produce, in fact it exports beef, rice, potatoes and fish.
The demographic is a lie.
PFfFFT lol
delusion
such a pile of BS, it has the majority of the world importing but only a few exporting. making it impossible to supply everyone if the map was true.
i.e. it is a fucking lie
If you're going to reddit space like a fucking loser. At least have a convincing argument.
kek here comes the weak and predictable crutch.
Do you think all countries produce the same amount of food?
NIGGER read a fucking book. This shit isnt assumed or made up
prove it, or are we going to get 14 year old tears because you can't?
>my tiny island nation of 100 million is food sufficient on its own organically
you have to be a mega retard to believe this.
no but she isn't religious
Plenty of times. Though I fantasize a lot more about my sister.
>pic related
Im the only person who has posted a map you stupid faggot
You prove me wrong.
lol you guys have really got to get laid before you screw your lives up completely.
Go to the gym
work out
boost up that testosterone
go get rejected by numerous women
finally find one dumb enough to spread her legs for you
???
Profit
>these countries could be food exporters without easy access to oil
top kek.
hurr durr i posted picture it must be right look i post a picture too it must be right also right?
Lel dude I fucked my Mom when I was a 17 year old ripped brick shithouse.
Horny women lose their minds when they see an virle young alpha, doesnt matter if its her son or not
kekk
>Hur dur your picture is wrong
>dude just trust me.
>gets truth shown at them
>turns into babby
>hasn't provided any substantial proof themselves
>inb4 massive amounts of posts with childish rhetoric to try and salvage his ego
2019
>These countries can maintain without the US holding up the global trade system.
Whats so hard ot understand? This is all possible because the USA makes it so.
no
Of course. She had me at 17. So when I was 18, she was just 35. She's a gym addict, quite pretty with big beautiful D tits.
Also we walk out of the shower naked here, I know how she looks like naked like the back of my hand.
>uses retread of athiest neckbeard meme
>puts maga hat in place of fedora
Boy, you sure fucking showed him
no, but I am fantasizing about banging yours
> "ninaSEX tube" new XxX Pron tube site:
Nah but I saw a picture of my Grandma from like 1957 and she was a fucking DIME
Cheers it was a sick burn you're right.
>changes argument from Japan isn't self sufficient
>to it isn't possible without US
wew kid
That was my argument from the beginning.
I was talking to you about Japan being wrong on the map, you need to follow the flow of posts better.
The map is wrong, always will be, 7 of the top 10 exporters are shown otherwise on the map.
It is as simple as that. But you can try another 0/8 attempt if you wish.
Its not wrong.
twitter.com
its from some amateur writers book.
Its not from where it says the source is on the image.
you do realise the map is about calories and not actual tonnes of goods right?
>amateur writer
Says you. Where are your books?
right here (flips u off)
Hes not published yet, he is by definition, an amateur writer. Great fucking comeback btw. No u books.
> "ninaSEX tube" new XxX Pron tube site-
oh my god are you Peter Zeihan?
moar did you fuck,her how did u get pic?
What? he literally has multiple books lol
more of your sister
gain.fas.usda.gov
Show me your proof here thanks, it should be easy since it is what the source is on the map demographic
I await your tears and excuses
stfu
That a no then? So you have no credible information or proof of what that demographic says?
So you pretty much know nothing and have been pretending, just like you have been your whole life.
en.wikipedia.org
He has two published books and a third out this year
DOIN UR MOM DOIN DOIN UR MOM
My mother in law really bad.
no but definitely fantasized about fucking my sister from behind hard enough so she cant walk straight
>
this
Not my Mom but I am into incest.
Like many have said in here I would fuck my sister No prob.
I did one time meet a 40 year old woman, brought her over to my parents house while they were gone, fucked her in their bed "imagining" that she was my "mom"
Not my real mom but like a fantasy Mom.
No, just Dee Siren
Never but I do my cousins all the time.
Daily reminder that’s unironically easy to fuck your mom.
Only when I was banging your mom, OP.
how?
Remember when mommyless was full of incest videos? Where did they all went?
Anons who want too, fucking your mom is surprisiny easy
>what the fuck?? Now way!!
Yes way, let me give you some advice:
Your mom likely has a dissatisfied sex life, half of your moms are divorced of the others most have at best tolerable marriages with little sec because male sex drive drops during the late 40’s and most long term relationships simply lose sexual vitality over time.
Assuming you are a fairly decent looking 16-35 year old guy, you are young, fun, ambitious and a more handsom reminder of what your mom USED TO LIKE IN YOR DAD. Plus women only truly love their children unconditionally.
I didn’t believe this advice, I got it from some sperg on here like three years ago, had a huge mom getting despite not really finding my mom hot. So I thought it over and finally decided “fuck it!” My parents were in a loveless marriage and I was horny as fuck.
So I started to flirt with my mom, compliment her, touch her more. I was extremely nervous at first but treat your mom like you would any girl/woman you want to bang and put the “mom” title off on the back of your head.
Within maybe a week and a half of this I had my mom sucking down cock in the kitchen and fucking a few minutes later.
First couple of fucks were wild because of the taboo and it wa awesome, however after a couple months the taboo wore off and the sex wast really all that great without it plus as I said my mom isn’t even very attractive.
Do I regret it? No those first couple of weeks was some of the hottest sex I’ve ever had even if it was kind of an illusion of my mind. Our relationship is totally fine and I’m happy that I got to do it.
It’s sounds crazy but it’s really not that hard.
>demographic
Wish I was there
nice
ur a fucking weirdo
checked