It's 5am, I can't sleep and I'm bored as fuck. Suggestions?

Have you considered you're just in denial? I think you'll find that if you accept sleeping, with an open mind, your problem will be solved.

interesting philosophy please tell me more

There is only one true timezone and that is GMT+2. What a fucking twat.

I refuse to unless I have a lawyer present, I know my rights.

oh shit is this philosophy illegal???

>brownfag or eurofag detected

On at least 7 different types of sediment. However, if we're going to proceed without a lawyer, we'll need a one eyed ferret well versed in poker and the application of wallpaper.

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Oh sweet jesus, SEVEN?!

I have the ferret but I cannot speak for wallpaper skills or poker knowledge, although he has a hell of a poker face

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Good enough! Now this next part is very important, we need to find a black trisexual rabbi to perform a circumcision on him and a small chinese lady to brew it into a tea so nothing goes wong.
Once we have that, we'll be ready to talk.

Oh shit bitch youre in chicago?

>black trisexual rabbi
this is the best i could find, the chink ladies keep running away tho :/

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Snaggle-toothed hookers! Well there goes that plan I guess... I suppose we could always fall back to plan "limp noodle", where you just lay there like a sack of beets in an attempt to 'fake it til you make it'.

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yeah i guess thatll do, god speed user

And you as well fren

Bump cuz same

Weed

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god i wish i wasnt out. i have an herb vape comin soon tho so thats fun, and when i get back to uni ill have a hookup