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>her pussy is gliding against my hard dick
>im trying not to spill my beans
>havent had sex in like years
>i begin talking to her
>asking her how she wants it
>shes a total slut
>wants me to fuck her as hard as i can
>choke her and pull her hair
>call her names
>she's calling me daddy
>at that point i put it in
>it slides in so smoothly
>fucking heaven
>the warmth of a really wet pussy
i pity the virgins that will never experience this
>anyway
>i go to town on that pussy
>im on top of her
>missionary position or w.e
>our foreheads are touching
>shes looking into my eyes and im looking into hers
>my hand around her neck
>shes biting her lip
>i can tell shes really into this
>her pussy is getting tighter and tighter
>kinda forcing my dick out sometimes
>its really hot but makes it hard to keep going
>also it just feels amazing

Thanks for this OP

> be in hospital for bladder infection
> hot lady of just 83 years next to me
> she says close your eyes stud
> put finger in my mouth
> smells funny
> she moans and whipser ye taste my poop bowl
> so hot

>I go in for another kiss
>we are "making out"
>she moves her hand down and squeezes my dick
>she is got the death grip on my penis while we are kissing
>i move back because it hurts
>she lets go
>I move my hand on her chest (she didnt really have titties)
>at this point we are fully under the blanket
>she pushes my hand down to her pussy
>can feel the wetness over her white panties
>just kinda move my hand around because i have no clue
>she puts her hand on the top of my head and pushes down

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stop posting this fugly bitch

perfect ending

i am not op.

>she cums back to back
>tells me she wants more
>we switch to a doggy style position
>her bed is kinda high up off the ground
>im having trouble keeping my footing right
>but shes screaming from pleasure as i go at her from behind
>squeezing her thighs and ass
>i get the idea to play with her clit
>as soon as I touch it she locks her legs up
>jesus christ shes the sexiest woman ive ever been with
>tells me to pinch her clit and so i do
>all while im pounding her pussy
>she gets all tight again and cums for like 20 seconds straight
>forced my cock out so im just playing with her clit and rubbing her thighs and ass

Honestly fucking my gf and her sucking my dick in front of two teen girls on omegle who masturbated to it

>I start going down
>am face level with her pussy
>I give her a kiss on the front of her underwear
>her hand is still on my head
>I pull her panties down to her knees
>kiss the front of her pussy
>she starts forcing my head in to her
>I keep kissing
>put my tongue out
>hear a soft moan
>keep my tongue out
>she is moving my head up and down

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>after that she rolls over
>her eyes are rolling into the back of her head
>shes kind of drooling
>i ask if she wants more and she immediately gets back into position
>arches her back and spreads her legs
>tells me "fuck me more daddy"
>i slide back in and keep going as long as i can
>i make her cum several more times from that doggy style position
>shes basically mine now
>tells me she love my dick
>loves how big it is and how it fits perfectly inside of her
>im really surprised by her
>thought she was a lil innocent girl
>but no shes a freaky slut in bed
>eventually i pull out and blow my load all over her tits
>we clean up a little bit and end up cuddling for the night

You lucky fuck

to wrap this up, i just want to say that we became fuck buddies for several months after that and then she became my gf and we are still together. the sex is amazing and she's down to do a lot of different things w. me. she's also really into anal which was kind of shocking to me as well. i have some pix but idk about sharing them.

>be god
>nothing exists, kinda bored
>jacking off bc why not
>OH SHIT
>NUT
>big bang
>my divine cum is a bubble of rapidly expanding superheated quantum soup
>forget to clean it up
>after a few billion years it starts to go rotten, weird shit is growing in it

At least post one, queerbate.

>be me
>felt like masturbating
>masturbated
shit was so cash

>Be me, 18 y/o
>On whisper, shitty app that uses location and lets you say stuff anonymously
>See a post that was from about 20 miles away
>"28 y/o f, anyone wanna talk?" Or something to that extent
>GotAThingForOlderWomen.jpg
>Dm her
>"Hey, willing to talk to a guy 10 years younger than you? Haha", again not exact words but about the same kind of line
>"Sure! What's up?"
>Ohfucksheactuallyreplied
>We get to talking, she has a kid
>Technically a milf, score
>Asks what I look like
>I send her a pic
>"Oh damn you're cute! You look younger than 18 though..." (I look really young for my age)
>Dick is diamonds
>"Here's me!"
>8/10 face, a little chubby from the kid
>Dick is now harder than my father ever beat me (Got a thing for thicker women)
>"You're not too bad looking yourself!"
>She replies with this
>"Haha thanks...hey if were gonna keep talking like this, I need proof that you're 18..."
>holyfuckholyfuckholyfuck.exe
>Send her a picture of my license
>"Oh I guess you weren't lying...hey do you have a kik?"

Continue?

>go camping with gf and group of friends
>gfs hot friends forgets her tent, new clothes, everything, let her sleep in ours, all three on a big air matress
>drink a lot of beer at the campfire, the girls get drunk
>go in our tent, me in the middle in underwear, gf also underwear
>her friend takes of sweatpants, shirt and bra and takes on my shirt for sleeping
>first time I saw her boobs, much bigger than my gfs
>both girls cuddle up on me, I am already hard
>not very much happens for 5 minutes, only talking drunk while I caress my gfs ass an her friends back
I did not think it was something sexual at that point, just drunk and laying together like friends, so I didn't want to touch her inappropriate
>gf starts to touch my dick, first only sliding her fingers over my boxers, then takes it out and starts to jerk me off
>friend has to notice this, she get's very quiet, but cuddles up on me even more, stroking my chest
...

You're not by any chance Greek, are you?

...
>gf get's down with her head and starts to suck my dick
>she is very loud at sucking, slurping and shit
>friend slides her hand down from my chest to my dick and touches it a little too
>I'm in heaven
>start to touch her chubby ass
>she leans in for a kiss and we start to make out
>Gf does her job very good, I am already close
>her friend takes of my shirt and I start to tocuh her boobs, while we make out
>can't hold it any longer, cum in gfs mouth, while making out with her friend
>must have been the biggest load ever, but she swallows like a good girl
>fall asleep

Yes

Alright, someone finally said yes

>We end up talking on kik
>Going back and forth asking questions about eachother and whatever
>She randomly asks "Are you a virgin?"
>fuckdammitnofuck.msi
>"uh...no but I just got out of a long relationship with the only girl that I've ever had sex with..."
>"Oh...that's almost even hotter since you'd get an older women after 2 years of fucking the same pussy ;)"
>Dick cannot physically get harder
>We chat, then send pictures back and forth
>She is fucking dirty
>Works as a secretary, told me she was on a shift now. Sent tits and asked me to come over to go under her desk
>Fucking parents and curfews
>"No worries, we'll try another time ;)"
>Fast forward a little bit
>We've been chatting
>Confirmed I wasn't being catfished
>Had a shitty iPhone 4 that kept dying at random times
>"I wish I could find a way to fix that for you so we could sext more...let me get you a phone"
>scuse me
>"No really!"
>I told her I couldn't let her do that, I'd feel bad
>"Well at least let me get you a portable power bank"
>"Haha, we'll see"
>Few weeks later, had to take my ACT test (Still in HS at the time)
>I let her know, and she says "Hey while you're in there...tell me what your car looks like. I'll give you a gift ;)"
>Thereisnutinmyunderwear.png
>"Alright...sure. No problem!"

Continuing, lemme type more

Do people actually believe this?

He’s now calling his cousin his girlfriend, and all of this supposedly took place while in the same room as the rest of the boys he’s related to, and not a single one of them noticed or woke up?

Use it for jerking material, but god damn some people here would believe anything.

yes keep posting

You either a bait, or really stupid.

Those are 2 separate stories from 2 different people ya simp.

Continue

user continued he just didn't link it back
see

OP of another thread fucking his sleeping cousin was pretty hot
archived.moe/b/thread/800566242/

>Finish up the ACT test
>She didn't give any details beside it was a "surprise"
>Get to my car...nothing?
>Well...alright then
>Drive home, phone ded
>Charge it up
>Send "Hey, I didn't see my surprise..."
>"You didn't see it under your driver door in a gift bag?"
>"Under my WHAT???"
>Drive back to the testing center, she's a little freaked out since the surprise was a little sexual and she wrote me a sexy note
>Dick is hard, driving is harder with a hard cock
>Get to the testing center
>How tf did I not run it over...
>Little blue gift bag, right in the parking lot. Completely untouched
>Fucking dug through it like an Ethiopian looking for a crumb
>Firstly, a $40 portable battery bank
>Then, a pair of lace hand glovets. Best way I could describe it would be like some anime shit where it's one strap that goes between your index and middle fingers, then sorta drapes down your wrist
>Then the note
>Heart pounding
>I open it and it smells like perfume
>Good God all of my blood is in my cock
>The note said something to the effect of this...
>"Hey user! Now we can sext more often. Hopefully the next chance we get I can wear these when we finally get a hotel like we've talked about ;) Xoxo, (I shit you not) a lipstick kiss."

Continuing, lemme type mor. On mobile

Continue

When I was younger my sister asked to see my dick and I let her and she started touching and rubbing it curiously til I came on her hands, she asked what it was and I just told her to never tell our parents and cleaned it up with tissues. I still fap to the memory today

dont fucking stop

i saw that, no time stamp but shit was cash

>We talk more and more
>I need to fuck this woman.
>No
>She needs to fuck ME. I'm a young stud, she's experienced and is going to show me exactly how to fuck, and she is extremely into this milf stuff
>Then a few days later
>"Hey user, there's a festival going on in (nearby town), wanna finally be able to meet there? I know you're nervous about meeting alone so a public place like that would be perfect!"
>"Oh sure, when?"
>"Maybe on Friday?"
>Guess what anons?
>I was in marching band. And that Friday was the day we marched in that town for that festival
>"Absolutely! I march then, so maybe you'll get to see me finally do my nerdy marching band thing!"
>"You're so adorable, I'd love to see that. Then after we could get a room to ourselves ;)"
>FF to Friday
>It's finally here
>Heart is pounding as I'm marching
>Scanning the rows of people as we march by, played the worst I've ever done in a parade by far
>No luck, can't see her anywhere
>Parade ends, still nothing
>Feelsbad.jpg
>Put my band gear away, figured that was it. Stood up
>Phone dings
>"user I'm so sorry!!! I couldn't find someone to watch my kid! We can still meet in (Town we're both from) though, right? Maybe the Walmart parking lot? It's still public, so you'll still feel a little bit safer, right?"
>At this point, safety is the least of my fucking concerns. I need to have her show me what sex is really like

Typing time boys, hold up

You pretty stupid for not checkin the only spot she could have left you something without being obvious for other people: Under your fuckin car
You monkey

>I'm in my early 20s, have a cougar fuck buddy. We get drinks before we get around to fucking regularly.
>She often gets too drunk and passes out when I get her to her place. When she does that, I often watch her TV and get drunker and pass out on her couch, hoping for wake-up sex or even just breakfast. She usually made it to make up for blue-balling me.
>I take her home, almost carrying her. Likely for a blue-ball night.
>I plop her down on her bed. I fondle her... nothing. I reach into her panties and rub her clit... nothing. I groan, blue-ball time.
>I go to the bathroom and pee. I walk back, her 14-year-old daughter's door is open.
>I roll my eyes, she is holding her panties like a big rubber-band and shoots them at me when I look her way.
>Hint taken, and horny, I enter her room and close the door. When I turn around from closing her door, she already has her night-shirt off and fondling her boobs, big for a mid-teens girl, obviously proud of them.
>I strip, stumbling in the process. I was still buzzed. I knew it was wrong but I didn't care at that point. She's giddy on the bed. Before that point, I considered her annoying... she also wore loose clothing so I didn't notice she had curves.
>I get in her bed and pull her crotch up to my face. With only a little play and licking, she's already near orgasm... too easy. I lay her down and start plowing her.
>Shortly she starts orgasming. Even with my dulled crotch senses, it doesn't take long for me to cum in her orgasming pussy.
>It doesn't end there. She keeps groping and playing. She blows me and swallows. That took a while, 2nd orgasm. She stops me from leaving, horney cuddling and chatting.
>Over time, I am sobering. She gets me to bang her ass, she gets sore on that one. We shower together. Unplanned assplay has nasty... side-effects.
>I creampie her once more and she swallows another load.
>When I leave that room, it is daylight. I don't want to know how she got that good.

lets fucking goooo

>be me
>Hanging out with friend
>Gets kinda late and we both need dinner
>Speed it up have dinner at her house and end up sleeping over
>Friend kind of hates me sometimes but I think in like an inmautre way
>She's not that hot but good enough
>She's got a million beds but somehow we end up in the same one because conversation and hanging out
>Summer time
>Neither of us wear a lot because it's hot as balls
>Fall asleep
>Nothing happens, whatever
>Have funny feeling
>Funny feeling wakes me up
>She's fucking me
>I got a boner while we were sleeping and she woke me up forcing me in
>Say nothing
>Grab her by the neck and proceed to fuck her from behind
>We probably went on and off having sex for a few hours
>Moaning and screams and shit
>Several different positions but no oral or anal
>She was very aggressive on top
>Came inside her
>It was never weird after but we didn't have sex again

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What level of newfag do you have to be to be literally incapable of following a thread of replies?

>
DUDE I KNOW I FELT LIKE A FUCKING IDIOT. Anyways,

>"Yeah that's fine with me!"
>I'm speeding to Walmart
>Actually ran a fucking red light by accident by pulling right under it and treating it like a stop sign
>I get to the Walmart
>Silver. Ford. Focus. Find. It. Now.
>There it is.
>oh fuck
>There SHE is
>heart is fucking pounding. hard
>I pull up next to her in my shitty red Cavalier
>She turns and smiles at me
>God damn here it goes it's happening
>I roll down my window
>what do I fucking say
>"You know I've always liked your smile"
>She fucking giggles, and asks if she can hop into my car for a sec
>"Yeah sure come on in haha!"
>She sits in my car
>Her. Perfume. God. Damn
>That smell is etched into my goddamn brain for life anons. Same perfume from the gift
>She turns to me
>"It's nice to finally meet you in person user..."
>"Y-yeah...no doubt.."
>She's biting her lip, glancing at my cock then my face and back
>She can tell I'm diamonds rn
>Long long longgg pause, looking into each others eyes
>She leans in
>We're making out, hard. Rough. She's moaning, I'm moaning
>She's grabbing my cock
>Ohfuckyes.iso
>I'm grabbing her tits
>fucking. PILLOWS. anons. PILLOWS
>Full 10 minutes of making out
>She stops and asks me if we should take this somewhere else

Brb typin MOR

Younger sister gave me a footjob while she had socks on

> Be me, 36 yo teacher
> Her, 21 yo former student
> Arrive at her place on morning (she still lives at her mother's)
> She's still in pyjamas
> We start to kiss while I still have my coat on
> She takes my coat off
> I kiss her neck and grab her tits
> She takes my hand to put it under her shirt to feel my hand directly against her tits
> She takes my shirt off and takes her pyjamas off
> She's almost naked, only panties
> I suck on her nipples
> Tell me she loves to have them bitten
> Bite her nipples
> She then bites mine
> She takes me to her mother's room
> Tells me to undress
> Pushes me on the bed and start blowing me
> Feels good to see her nice and big ass while she blows me
> She then comes on top of me and want my dick in her
> I refuse and grab her ass to put it on my face and start licking her pussy like crazy
> She turns around and blow me while I lick her
> I start licking a butthole too
> She tells me to get on all fours
> She starts licking my anus while stroking me
> She then lay down on bed and
> I put my dick in her
> She's so tight. Been years since I have not felt such tightness
> I cum in her
> Felt good

Pic related

Want another story with her?

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Sure. How did you two meet up? Did she try fucking you while in your classes?

>me
>mates 21st bday party at a strip club
>never been to a strip club before
>hate the atmosphere, hate the exploitation of both the strippers and the clientele, generally having a bad time
>stripper asks me if I want a dance, tell her politely to fuck off
>she keeps harassing me
>keep saying no
>party finishes, club closes, stripper girl comes up to me and asks if I want to go with her to a different club
>say ok
>wants me to buy her champagne
>tell her to fuck off
>she grabs me by the balls and says “tell me to fuck off again”
>look her right in the eyes and tell her to fuck off
>her hand goes from a ball grab to caressing the shaft through my jeans
>asks me back to her place
>spend the night having sex with stripper girl, like it was my own private porno. Most likely the hottest sex I will ever have in my life.
>wake up the next morning : round two - now with added anal.
>go out for breakfast
>go out separate ways
>never hear from her again.

It seems strippers like it if you tell them to fuck off a lot.

Oh yes. And she looked like a cross between a young Cameron Diaz and Emma Thompson. Insanely hot.

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yes

go on

>"Yes. Please."
>She rides with me, she's grabbing my cock as I'm driving
>Jesus Christ holy fuck can barely drive
>We stop at every hotel in my local town, and I shit you not anons
>Every
>Hotel
>Was
>Booked
>It was close to Thanksgiving, and the other big hotel in our town had remodeling going on so there wasn't any room there either
>sadboihours.nig
>She doesn't want to do a motel..what we were doing was already a little sketchy and the motel made it worse, plus my town is bad with drugs so the motels are riddled with shit like that
>Still rubbing my cock as I'm driving her back to her car
>"Well user...I know you're nervous about this and stuff..but is there any way we could go to your house?"
>Anons listen, I know this sounds made up but I swear to fucking everything when I say
>my parents and my sisters were out of fucking state picking up auction shit they won from some retail store return auction site
>if I say no I'm a fucking moron
>if I say yes this could end badly if she's tricking me
>"You won't believe this, but my parents are out of state..."
>Her eyes are practically glowing at this point
>I cannot fucking say no
>Me and my paranoid ass came up with an idea
>"Alright...I'm fine with it...but you know how paranoid I am with this...so on the drive to my house like halfway, you gotta keep your eyes closed
>"As long as it ends with you inside me, I'm fine with it"
>fuck fuckity fuck alright FUCK
>She offers to give me road head instead of closing her eyes, I said no because I was scared
>Actually scared of nutting early
>We get to my house...here we go...

Typing time

Too lazy to grntxt but when I was 17 I took the v of my sister's 11yo best friend

my boner and i believe you user

more pls

She didn't try while in classe. Just met up back after she left
> Took the place of her father so that we would be alone
> Arrive at that place
> Welcomes me just with panties and a T-Shirt ; no bra
> I get off her top
> Starts kissing me and taking off my clothes
> Gets on her knees and start blowing me
> Can see her doing her work in the mirror to the right
> She gets up and I go down on her after taking her panties off
> I lick her pussy
> Then take my hand and make me sit on the sofa
> She starts blowing again
> Lick and suck on my balls
> I stop her and put her on her back, spread her legs and lick her again
> We exchange position, she puts her pussy on my head and make me lick her
> She then returns me, tells me to put my ass up in the air
> She starts licking my butthole and tongues it
> Feels like heaven
> She then drives me to the room
> She blows me again and wants me to fuck her
> I tell her I have not finished with her and I start licking her butthole and tongue it
> She then tell me to fuck her while her ass is up
> I give her what she wants
> I cum in her pussy
> After lunch, we have another quick great fuck
> She spreads her legs while sat on the sofa
> I put my dick in her and fuck her like crazy
> I can feel the bottom of her vagina
> Feels so good to have the tip of my dick teasing that part
> She cums at the same while I cum in her

Loving this story user, rooting for ya!

what ages were you both?

at least give us more details if you won't greentext it user
how did it happen? did you fuck again after?

are you that one guy who beats his dick on one of his twin sisters feet?

> Absolutely Crazzy chans links:

xco.kr/dEb
xco.kr/dEc

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Isn’t me, no, sister doesn’t have a twin

I did this with my ex, only one girl masturbating but shit was cash

Don't bail on us
Could you post a pic of her? just a normal pic although nudes are ofc appreciated

i second this

>"Wow user, your house is beautiful.."
>"Haha, thanks...it's nice I guess"
>"Hey user where's your bathroom?"
>"Uh...just down the hall"
>"Alright. You should go to your bedroom"
>I'm there by the time the bathroom door shuts
>Condoms ready
>Knees weak
>Mom's spagh-door opens
>she is in nothing but lacey underwear
>dear. fucking. GOD
>Tits are perfect and big.
>Her fucking figure jesus christ
>she's staring at me
>"I should've been specific. Bedroom and naked"
>MHMYESWHATEVERYOUSAY.EXE
>I'm completely stripped at this point. We both get on my bed
>Anons, listen, I cannot stress how hard my heart is pounding at this point
>Fantasies being lived out, fucking hell I just turned 18 and everything jesus christ
>she gives me this sly look and says
>"So what should we start with?"
>I somehow stutter out that I was curious on if she could show me what it's like to get my cock sucked by someone that's experienced
>and she doesn't say anything except lean down
>God damn she had nice lips holy fuck
>tongue pierced, never told me
>not a goddamn problem at all
>Fucking sucking my cock like a goddamn pornstar
>Hand twisting up and down with her mouth
>Deepthroats
>DEEP. THROATS.
>AND HOLDS IT FOR AT LEAST 10 SECONDS
>My teenage brain is short circuiting and a firework show is going on in my brain
>Licking my balls up and down
>Rubbing my head of my cock with her thumb while she holds my cock and licks my balls
>this is everything I've ever wanted and more
>She stops
>Pulls me up by my arm
>Lays where I was just laying
>Says "Get a condom on. Now"
>fucking snatched that shit up fucking QUICK
>threw it on
>here WE FUCKING go
>pumped twice
>and...fucking...came
>Physically said "ah no FUCKKKKKK fuck" as I did it
>She fucking looks at me and giggles
>GIGGLES
>"You couldn't contain yourself. That's adorable. I knew that'd happen, round two will be better. You should go down on me though while we wait...since you've told me you love it so much"

Dick hard. Typing mor

My wife told me her first time was at age 12, a couple months before her 13th birthday, with her best friend's older brother, 19 home from college for the summer. She has a photo album of all of them together from that time. Gets me hard seeing the pics and imagining it.

Where'd ya go op?

pics pls

I dont know how to greentext
>Had a threesome

The waits Killin me

Benefited from a regularly abused kid who learned to enjoy it to the point of sex-play. She's probably in porn or prostitution now.

When I cheated on my girlfriend on our anniversary, after fucking her already. It's so nasty and wrong, cheating sex is the absolute best.

I wish I could anons but I don't have any info on her besides that her name is Sanita and she's Asian. Wish I could provide more though boys...anyways...

>I immediately go down
>Goddamn she's fucking soaked
>I'm so turned on I can't even taste the latex from the condom I used for all of .5 seconds
>She's fucking grabbing my head and pushing my face in, grinding her pussy into my face
>the smell the taste the fucking everything good fucking God yes
>As I'm doing this she's telling me what to do and what feels the best like we'd always talked about when we sexted
>"Kiss my thighs user...no softer...yes ok now bite a litt-YES oh God you're learning fast"
>Cock came in .5 seconds, cock was hard and ready to go in 20 seconds
>Still going, still hard. Throbbing
>She just glanced down at me after about 5 minutes and says "Please tell me you're hard right now"
>Face full of milf pussy, "Mhm"
>Insert spongebob marshmallow "MHM" guy here
>Pull my face up to hers, has a condom off my nightstand unwrapped and ready to go
>Grabs my hands with one hand, pulls me closer, puts my hands on her face, kisses me, then as that's happening puts the condom on my cock
>THEEE. FUCKING MOMENT IT WAS ON, SHE PULLS ME INTO HER
>Gasps. Loud. I'm balls fucking deep in one go
>Pumping like a fucking mad man
>Losing my mind, grabbing everywhere, kissing her tits and her face and-
>She stops me
>"Hey, calm down. Enjoy this. Fuck me, but don't go out of control and grab randomly"
>"Oh...sorry. My ex usually wanted it like tha-"
>"Hey, no. I'm teaching you this. Now fuck me"
>Grabs one hand, puts it on her tit, my other she leads to her ass/hip
>Tells me to arch my back up just a little, and then tells me to speed up
>at this point she is practically screaming
>Dear God this is the best sex I've ever had
>She's moaning louder and louder and screaming my name
>Saying stuff like "You like fucking an older woman, don't you?" And shit like that

2000 limit, mor comin boys

what happened to the pics?

Not the best, but most recent and funniest :^)

>currently at a convention in Georgia
>see qt cosplayer
>I hit her up
>we go into the bathroom
>I pull her pants down and go to brown town
>eating her ass and pussy
>hot and heavy
>here someone get into the next stall and start violently throwing up
>I ask if he's ok
>"I'm sorry, I just ate something bad I guess"
>girl I'm with "it's okay"
>guy in other stall (not knowing there's two of us) "what the fu--" practically yelling while puking
>now we're both laughing our asses off

Anyways, I got her number and meeting up again tonight probably at either my hotel or her hotel room.

if it's momocon, just be careful user. STDs spread like wildfire at these type of conventions

Be sure to take a video or pics for the rest of us. Fuck in costume?

Preteen virgin pussy is awesome. 1st time was kinda painful for her but she didn't want to stop. Was very gentle with her. Fucked her quite a few more times, she was an awesome fucktoy

fucking wrap your shit and take pics

Old iPhone bit the dust before I could save them. I still kick myself in the ass for not putting them on Google drive
>Out of nowhere she grabs me
>Flips me on my back and gets on top
>Immediately is riding on my cock
>I'm going to go into serious detail here. I still beat my dick to this part
>She gets on top, immediately is on my dick balls deep
>Grabs my fucking hands
>Puts them over my head
>And is riding me like a goddamn pro
>I have never and honestly probably will never be ridden by a woman like this ever again
>She is holding my arms up and I cannot fucking move as she rides my cock
>I was honestly getting scared she was going to bend my dick from how far she was pulling it out and then back in
>But no
>Anons
>It never slipped. At all
>She knew exactly when to thrust back down
>And good fucking god is she moaning
>She is losing her fucking mind
>She's fucking ME. Like we'd talked about
>Arms pinned, cock being ridden by what feels like a pornstar
>I feel her pussy throbbing over and over again as she moans
>She's came at least 3 times at this point
>I think the condom slipped of
>ohfuck
>my balls are tightening
>OhFuck
>im about to fucking cum
>OHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCK
>Mouth full of tits, arms up, can't move
>I'm about to shoot my fucking load into her
>all I can manage out as she's screaming and I've got pillows for tits in my face is "Condom...off...cumming"
>She fucking screams "IT'S NOT OFF I CAN STILL FEEL IT CUM IN ME"
>by the time my brain processed what she said I was already cumming buckets
>I have never and probably will never fill a condom the way I did like that again
>and guess fucking what?
>she didn't stop riding me after I cam
>she kept going
>At this point my body is fucking electric at this point. I can't even fucking pronounce words. I'm just making general pleasure sounds at this point
>SHE'S STILL CUMMING AT THIS POINT

Fucking character limit, gimme a sec

>been out partying with my gf and another friend couple
>We stay over at there's but me and gf needs to get up early because going to a wedding that day
>Gf goes in the shower, my friend is still asleep and I go in the kitchen
>Friends gf comes in to the kitchen only wearing t-shirt and pantis.
>She is super fit with huge tits and we have always looked hungry at each other.
>We look at each other for 10seconds then she asks "user would you fuck me?
>I pull her close, start kissing her and lift her up and sit her down on the kitchen sink
>Kiss for a few seconds while I'm listening to my gf in the shower and her bf snorring in the other room
>I pull her pantis to the side to reveal a very wet, shaved and cute little pussy
>Pull out my rock hard dick and push it all the way to the base in one motion
>She gasps really loud so I freez for a second with my hand over her mouth and 17cm of dick inside her
>Still snoring and shower sounds
>Start fucking her covering her moaning with my hand until she start shaking and biting my hand
>While she is coming her pussy milks me and I shoot a huge load deep inside her
>The hole thing took maybe 4min and I hear now my gf is out of the shower
>I kiss her deal once more and pull out and all my cum pores out if her and on to the floor, it's ALOT
>We both panic a bit but she scramble to get some kitchen towel and start wiping as my gf walks in just wearing a towel
>"Hi Anons what you doing?"
>"I just spilled some milk and user is wiping it for me, gone go in the shower now"
>"Ok" I walk passed my gf and gave her a kiss while grabbing her ass on the way to the shower

They never found out but a year later we broke up with each others partners and started dating, we are still together.

Pic related, my little kitchen whore

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Yeah it's momocon, I'm always safe my guy.

I'm not the kind of guy to take pictures of people I fuck, but if I remember in the moment I'll definitely do it.

that works

rest in peace to this phone of legendary secrets. dont stop user youre a champ

Oh fuck, you at momocon too?

I'm meeting up with a trap today, btw who was she cosplaying as?

nice, got any ass pics?

>After realistically what was 2 minutes but what felt like 30 she finally stops after her pussy tightens up really fucking hard
>It almost hurt honestly
>Still sorta inside her, but I'm soft at this point
>Still turned on, but my dick has been used to the max.
>No time to even fucking think because after she calmed down from cumming, she started kissing me
>After I finally recover I start to try my best to make out with her
>About 15 minutes later, we both decide it's time to go
>At the time it was about 1 AM, I felt like I was fucking drained.
>Dropped her off at her car, we kissed one last time...and that anons is the first and only time I ever fucked her

Now this is where it gets juicy instead of kinky. Fast forward maybe, 3 months. We're still talking. We talked about doing what we did before again, but plans couldn't line up. Total time that we'd been talking was about 9 months-ish. We were actually on our way to start dating...then she said if we did, she'd have to be able to fuck other guys, but I couldn't fuck other girls and that was a deal breaker for me...

One day a few years later I connected the dots and you're all gonna think I'm a fucking moron here.

She had a kid. Yet she had tons of money. Along the way she offered to buy me in total, a phone, eventually a car, AND pay for my college tuition. All while supporting herself in an apartment in a decent part of town. She'd mentioned before that she'd met with people on craigslist and told me a crazy story or two. Then it clicked

Lots of money...fuck other men while I stay monogamous...

She was a fucking prostitute. My only possible reasoning is that. And honestly if she would've told me, I would've absolutely said yes. Also anons I remember her kik so lemme check her profile. Hopefully it's the same profile pic of her ass. I'm blurring out the name tho. Don't want you guys bombarding her. We haven't talked in years. But yeah, there's my green text about my milf experience anons

Well good luck with your trap buddy, also I don't watch enough anime to actually know the characters but she was that one superhero character with the huge blonde hair and the red white and blue jumpsuit.

Alright gentlemen, this is the best you've got out of me in terms of pics of her. Not an ass shot like it used to be, but here ya go. Really fucking wish I could've fucked her from behind...

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>One time after she had left her bf she came and stayed with me and my gf for a few weeks
>We did fuck a few times then and one night I was fucking her again while gf was in the shower
>Just barely made it back to our bedroom before she came in
>Gf was horny so whent down on me while my dick was still wet from her best friends pussy
>Came in her mouth instantly

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That was a great read and a tied up ending, thanks for sharing bro

best green text thread ever.
legend

good stuff
made a shitty crop out of it if anyone wants to post it in other threads

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i shall cherish this legend. thank you.

Fake and gay

Pic untelated, but body type is the same.
English is not my mother tongue, so bear with me.

>be me
>26 juniorfag working in a SME
>have a female boss, one of the most beautiful woman I have ever known
>tall, skinny, blue eyes, black hair, great rack, 10 years older than me, she has a bf her age but no kids
>spend 3 years working with her, she is good at her job, but very bad at managing people and time
>tell her I want to change job, I resign
>stay 2 more months to finish up my stuff and introduce new guy to the job
>one night, during the 2 months period, our department goes out for drinks
>we drink a lot
>at 4am we (me and beautiful female boss) are the last ones still out partying
>start making out
>good god, is this really happening?
>try to sneak in a closed shop to have sex but security guard stops us; go home still making out in the cab
>next day, hungover as hell, we say nothing at the office
>2 days later we meet for a coffee outside the office
>both confess liking each other
>next day we fuck in her office
>me seated in her chair, she on top of me

end first part

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>it's summer, we don't see each other nor we text
>September, we go out a couple of times, some times we stay late and fuck in the office when no one's there. But still nothing much...
>the 2 months are over, I change job
>we begin texting everyday, she is basically my gf only thing I cannot tell anyone and we must be careful in public
>she makes up work stuff in other cities, I go with her
>during lunch breaks we often meet up and we fuck
>after 6 months she says user I love you
>me too
>but she does not leave her bf and I don't ask her to do it
>I start hating her for not choosing me or him

***

>sex is amazing with her
>best boobs I've ever felt
>loves to do it from behind and to suck dick

***

>after 1 year I cannot stand being in an affair any longer and I tell her we stop
>I'm kidding myself, I love her and we start seeing each other again
>six months forward, user I'm pregnant
>holyfuck.avi
>turns out she was trying to have a child with her bf while also banging me; I'm fucking furious
>she decides that her bf will be the father of the child
>she tells me that probably I'm not the biological father
>we break up for good
>last kiss we are crying
>mfw when I realize I’m kissing a preggo not mine
>I've seen the kid, it’s probable that I'm not the father, but I will never know for sure.

Maybe I have a kid from the love of my life and I missed it all; maybe it's not mine and I dodged the biggest bullet of my life

true story

My guy, thank you. Definitely gonna download this.
Glad you guys enjoyed it! Definitely wish I could provide nudes tho. If I still had them I'd still be beating off to them too honestly

>Be 24
>Start having threesomes with my gf and my friend
>He's been having some trouble staying hard in the condoms
>My condoms are too tight for him
>He's basically only been able to semi fuck her and cum from BJ's
>We're playing for the third or fourth time
>Just fooling around and getting her wet
>She looks me in the eye and says "user can you please let him fuck me without a condom? You won't have to wear one either"
>I'm diamonds "sure but he should pull out"
>They're both very excited and start fucking
>It's pretty clear this is the first time he's been fully erect in her
>As he picks the pace up she can't even focus on my cock
>I'm basically just watching them fuck
>He keeps going and going and she's mesmerized by his cock
>Neither of them notice but I end up coming into my boxers, but I'm rock hard right after
>After a little while longer he tells her he's about to cum
>Her legs tense up at his waist
>"Don't stop, don't stop"
>He looks at me, I nod, and he dumps his load into her
>"Baby it's your turn, I want yours too"
>Her pussy feels better than it ever has
>His warm cum is leaking all over me
>She's already sucking his dick, getting him hard for round two
>I blow my load pretty quickly
>Each of us came in her once more that night
>They stopped using condoms all together and I started getting lots of sloppy seconds

>get a job at office
>new female colleague
>we hit it off
>date for 2 years
>during the middle of the rs i meet this lady
>at the company "make a new friend" day
>i meet gorgeous red head milf with freckles (49)
>we have lunch often in cafeteria
>drives gf mad as fuck (same department as me, so she knows we eat together)
>lots of angry sex, but that's not the point
>one day i leave the office grounds for pizza
>she sees me walk off and chase me outside
>i tell her im going out, she looks disappointed
>"was hoping we could sit next to each other user"
>i ask her to join me
>we go out and order
>sit in the far back close to ac unit (was 30+ degree summer)
>no one else there.
>shes wearing a light floral dress goes to her knees and heels
>she tells me its the break she has been waiting for
>"if you want me, you can have me"
>i know tony is slow behind the disk..
>i tell her to get up, grab her hand and take her to the bathroom
>by the time i push her against the wall, shes soaked, and im diamonds
>glide my hand up her legs as we make out only to discover shes bottomless
>i start fingerblasting her and shes unbuttoning my pants
>"your everything i want"
>almost cum when she say thay
>we fuck for 11 minutes against the wall, her leg on the sink
>heels slides off the sink
>she bites her lower lip and look in my eyes

cont.
>she closes the toilet and gets on top of it
>ass towards me, im almost cumming just by the sight
>this woman was perfect in every way
>she grabs my tie and pulls me into her
>im grabbing her huge freckled ass
>slapping it and spreading it apart while i glide my wet dick on her asshole
>she replies "dont get cheeky"
>i look her in the eyes and glide my thumb over her asshole
>as insert my self into her
>first bump and she moans
>properly just faking it, but shit felt good
>i grab her red curly hair and asks if shes gonna cum for me
>she says soon
>I tell her "im gonna cum in you"
>she replies "Please!"
>i pull her hair back and speed up
>full speed, loud as fuck, knocking on the toilet door
>she cums just 1 second before i do.
>mission accomplished
>i almost pass out for lack of breathing and performance
>i didn't want to sound like some fucking jackass being louder than her
>tony is yelling at us to get out
>we finish up and go out
>ask for the pizza to go
>eat them at a park next to the office
>shes sitting next to me on a bench with her legs over my right leg
>with her wild curly red hair
>after eating and before leaving she sits on top of me and says
>"that was the best"
>and furiously makes out with me and leaves
>im just stunned as she walks away

that's fucking hot
i really want to fuck my girlfriend's hot best friend. She's always wearing low cut shirts with no bra around our house. There's a big element of sexual tension between us, I think I could do it, but my gf is always around with us when her friend is too.

Was she married?

>be me
>Had really good sex many times
>the end

>met girl in bar
>i had a table and some friends came over
>brought her along
>she sat opposit me
>we talked for a long time
>and i kept buying the table drinks
>which impressed her
>the conversation slowly stopped
>i asked "so, you wanna get out of here?"
>"hmm.. Okay, where to?"
>your place
>my roommate is having guests
>my roommate was my brother so ...
>okay how about this
>flagged a cab down
>"nearest hotel"
>she grabbed my dick when we got in the cab
>im 6"4 shes 5"3 but great looking little sex demon
>we have a big round window
>"do me against the window!"
>with pleasure
>she does yoga so she did a bunch of poses
>where she pushed all of her body into the floor and only thing sticking up was her little tight ass
>she kept moaning i was so big
>and it was the tightest thing i have ever had
>she was so tight it almost hurt my dick
>she turns on her back
>and tells me to chock her
>sure thing
>i get carried away but shes so close to cumming so she doesnt stop me
>she screams as i am full speed
>then she cums and passes out
>thought i killed her
>but shes still breathing
>fucking lucky me...
>i give her a few moves while passed out
>started worrying if i continue it would count as rape
>so i carry her to the bed and cover her up
>we both fall a sleep
>i wake up with her sitting on top of me slowly grinding back and forth while biting her lower lip
>she says i will be hard to forget
>she inserts me and ride me for another go
>when we finish she gets in the shower and leaves
>its like 4am
>i stay in the hotel and sleep it out til housekeeping kicks me out.
>properly topped my sexual career with that one.
>i go out of the hotel in my ruffed up suite and find eat the best brunch i have ever had
>it was like that scene in fight club

yes, and with 3 kids. But they stayed together.

This chick is on the prowl at momocon too. Find her, get her to be a slut and post details here.

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What a piece of garbage. Both of you.

HOT.

How do you pick up girls in a bar? Tips?

so i take it you were cheated on?

maintain an attractive level of drunk, and talk to them. But every win is somewhat identical, you have to follow their leads and reactions to your conversation.

No green txt but actual pic of me and my cousin best sex ever

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You get them drunk you fucking retard...it’s what bars are for

nice one user, she looks hot as well. do you still fuck or is it awkward at family meetups?

Yes we still meet up to let it all out

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Gf’s would clean my dick after I fucked gf.

Gf’s sister

Did your gf ever suspect? Still doing it?

No and no. It was a very short window of time. Gf and I were moving. Had to be out of the old place and the new place wasn’t ready yet so we stayed at her folks. Little sister came home from college for summer break. Couple months later we all moved. Haven’t been in the same State since.

Drowned in pussy while writing the next part

HOT. How did that get initiated? Seems like a huge Gamble

can anyone post the greentext with the swimming instructor? it was ver well written.

the best

pretty sure this never happened and you are a perma-virgin

small dicked virgin detected

Finally manned up and started pissing on my wife. A bit difficult because it makes me DIAMONDS but yeah.

fae kavli geoula

Only truth in this thread.

Not to get into the boring details of life, but little sister had just turned 21 and gf said I should take her out and buy her shots as she had to work early in the morning. On the way home little sister leaned over and started giving me road head. I asked if she liked the taste of my dick and she said, “mmmhmph”. I told her she was cleaning her sister’s cunt off my cock as we’d fucked right before going out. It just made her go harder.

After that she’d suck my dick every time after I fucked her sister. Which of course meant gf was getting fucked more and was more satisfied thinking nothing could possibly be going on. By the end of summer, it was getting risky af as little sister was literally waiting on her knees in the hallway after I walked out of the bedroom room after a fuck. The only thing keeping us from getting caught was how well I fucked gf and how deep she fell asleep after.

slept over at my gfs place like a month ago, she had to go to the doctors in the morning, left me sleeping. i wake up, go to the bathroom, her younger sister comes in, wearing just panties and a tshirt. she looks at my morning wood and smiles, asks me if her sister is still sleeping. tell her that she went to town. she puts her tshirt off, 10/10 tits and body. touches my dick through my boxers and smiles. i kinda panicked, told her i have to shower, she tells me to come to her room after. i shower, go into her room, not sure what to expect, shes on her bed, rubbing her pussy and fingering her asshole, bitting her lower lip. we ended up fucking for an hour, came into her ass. we ve been fucking since, best sex i ever had

I once held hands with a grill

Seems like the common denominator in most cheating stories is getting a woman alone with a little alcohol in her, and married or not she'll be a slut.

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do you have any more?

Alcohol doesn’t make you do anything you don’t already want to do. It just hits your dgaf button. So anytime you hear, “I didn’t want to, I was drunk.” Your answer is, “You did want to, you just stopped caring what I thought about it.”

Seducing and sexting with my cousin Gracie

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That's what you do with two girls? Jesus what blown fucking opportunity.

If the gf was down for a full blown threeway she wouldn’t have finished him off so quickly.

>in gay bathhouse
>not unusual for me at that point in my life (mid 20's)
>same place I met my spouse lol
>slammed (injected) 0.4g of meth
>flying high as the clouds like a 15 hour long orgasm
>spend most of that time getting fucked by as many men as possible
>beg them all to cum inside me
>somehow have never caught anything that couldn't be cured with antibiotics

Man, those were the days... Ended up getting hooked on the meth many years later (unrelated to those times, though. more because I got depressed), so now I'm sober and can't touch the stuff again, at least until I get my life back together

It would have to be Fucking and cumming inside my friends passed out drunk wife.
>What made it so hot?
Aside from the wrongness I filmed it all and put a cam in the bathroom and got her reaction and her realizing who’s cum she’s actually holding after she catches it as it oozing out of her pussy.

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That just sounds fucking tragic

Imagine not posting that

Me and a friend have been on vacay and managed to have a 3some with some guys girlfriend, because he was mistaking us as gay and we played along