What are 3 reasons to NOT kill yourself ?

what are 3 reasons to NOT kill yourself ?

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1. My ex wifes sons husband said I was the cooler dad.

2. Dont have hands or legs to do it

3. already going to die, doctors dont know when, but soon.

id kill for the full movie of that. All i find are clips.

If I’m dead I can’t kill myself

Food, Porn, Videogames

oh, um ... yeah.

Travel, Friends, Family

all good reasons.

damn what happened to you, user?

Family, getting to experience new things, helping people so they don't have as shitty a life as you had

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Because its a permanent solution to a temporary problem.

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Only need 1. Hardcore Henry

1) If you end it now you won't find the other two reasons.

This, this, and this

More like a fast forward to the inevitable

>Because its a permanent solution to a temporary problem.
That's only the case for depressed teenagers.

Plenty of people kill themselves because of things that will never change, like having an awful disease that causes endless pain, or not being able to work again, or being bedridden.

I still have many places to travel

there are about 3 people who would want to see me dead, not yet, fuck them

the most important, I can not leave my stepdaughter alone, I'm the only family left

Human connections, bettering myself, entertainment

Nachos
Books
Lemonade

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I have a to do list:

Murder somebody
Lost my virginity
Be rich

Not on this order

>Murder somebody
>Lost my virginity
These two can be combined and executed in any order.

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Waiting for WWIII
or
Space colony recruitment

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Take I from experience, make sure things are positioned to take into account the bowel going loose upon death... Unless yer into extreme scat

Oh mis-read post. leaving old but updating.
1. Waiting for WWIII
2. Waiting for space colonies needing insane volunteers
3. Need to go to poor nation were abortions are not available or illegal, impregnate as many women as possible before they notice. Then die.

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your ex wife's son has a husband? and you are that husband's dad?

this is a really cool answer

Food, booze, pussies (little kittens...)

Yes!!