I know I promised but I can't do it on my own

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We're in bed together. We're cuddling and you're reading out loud a book, while you're caressing my hair. I'm the happiest I've ever been in my life and I'm so very thankful for meeting you. You're everything I ever wanted so please kill me. I know I'll never be able to be happy in this life so please kill me now when I'm at my happiest moment. Please let this be my last memory. Please kill me.

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

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are you done yet

I'm sorry.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

Shh... we'll be together from now on and I'll never let you feel lonely, unloved or sad again.
I promise.
*hugs you tightly, eyes clenched with overwhelming emotion and sadness, a tear falls down my cheek as I pull the trigger*

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imagine being arulson

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nice dubs but no thanks

I'm going to get a little bavi but I don't know what name I'll give it.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

what kind of bavi

A cockatiel.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

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That's the show!

Your fortune: Godly Luck

ah, cool.
tiel's are very smart and nice.

I think I'll call it Senjougahara.
youtube.com/watch?v=LP0ig2n6naI

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

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Or maybe just Hitagi.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

It feels good knowing that you still visit my threads.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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it feels weird knowing you wont stop trying to guilt me into being your friend

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I think there's something really wrong with my head.

Your fortune: Outlook good

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no your head looks fine. cute even

Am I cute??
If I'm cute that means everyone's gonna love me right? RIGHT?

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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Stupid, stupid, stupid broken record.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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yes
put on the panties

Senjougahara is a bit long
Hitagi is a good length but I don't really like the sound of it that much
Well, no need to rush

am I cute eric?

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Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

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you like that SS, huh?

he isn't a toy

youtube.com/watch?v=k77WZHTRls4

Your fortune: Godly Luck

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dropped

Otherwise we could return him to the store

I really really really wish I never existed. I'm sorry.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

you can repent by stopping to post here

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*hides thread*
*Sages*
Heh forgot I could do these

But you just bumped it.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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I looked through the forbidden thread again and I think I'm about to cry.
youtube.com/watch?v=SDAM1-twIFY

bump

please dont bump my thread.

>IMAGINE BELIEVING IN NEGATIVE EMOTION
IT'S CALLED BEING SELFISH!

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huh?

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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me and cts laughing vry hard at this le thread rn

now some men like the fishin' and some men like the fowlin'
and some men like ta hear a cannon ball a roarin'
me? i like sleepin' specially in my molly's chamber
but here i am in prison, here i am with a ball and chain, yeah

musha ring dumb a do dumb a da
whack for my daddy-o
whack for my daddy-o
there's whiskey in the jar-o

This thread sucks