Dubs decide

newfag

OP are you gonna do anything at all? We ain't just collecting dubs here

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That wasn't dubs faggot, show her your micropenis

Now send this oneAnd keep us updated.

Can't do that on Tinder idiot.

you're retarded

BTW. I need to know because I don't want there to be any expectations, how short is too short? I'm talking about penises of course.

Got anything for us, OP?

Its been 20 mins bros

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Bump?

Went better than expectations :)))

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Give me sometbhing she will unmatch if say this

You look a bit too sane, for a girl of your hotness

Wanna go on a date?

It'd be my honor actually. What do you do when not looking like a complete bimbo?

Fuck. Off by one. Roll.

Went with this to reel her in a little

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Roll

Let's hope she's not a prude.

are you a horse on an old town road? cause i wanna ride you till you cant no more

Oof
I dont know what to do next

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Now you have to do the spit on her comment

Bump

She gonna unmatch for sure i need something less creepy cmon

please pee in my mouth i need your sweet nectar

Please shit on my forehead

Sorry, my girlfriend hijacked my Tinder again lol. Disregard that last text.

i need a good meal, can you shit on a plate and pee in a cup for me?

please wear and wet diapers for me princess

Roll

roll

roll

Rolly

rolling

roll again

Rolls

Just a heads up, my dick is abnormally thick. Hope that's not a deal breaker.

there it is

>Sorry, you're hotter than sin; I got tongue tied

Shame on you, OP, for breaking your own rules. Don't use this unless this post is dubs. [spoiler]fag[/spoiler]

"We should get together, eat some fucking fried pickles, and talk about our favorite black guys in porn!"

reroll

By the power of Moot's holy whore mother, I demand dubs

op, if you thought the girl was too attractive to use weird stuff on, you shouldnt have posted her on here

all praise moots mother

Whats the point of sending her super creepy messages so shes gonna unmatch?

Swallow my sweet cum

Whats the point of sending her this shit if shes gonna unmatch?

this is Yea Forums, user

youre a faggot op and i hope you get killed in a fucking rape asshole cuck motherfucker penis craving faggot

its over

I can respond if someone gives me a funny line that doesnt involve her being creeped out and leaving

>Behold, Timmy Tourettes' long awaited return to 4chin

i got the diaper dubs, it's creepy but hey user, you're asking b here, not real advices you won't fuck her anyway.

"I hope you prove me wrong though [optional emoji of your choice]"

for laughs on the internet, if you seriously find this girl attractive don't fucking post it isnt that hard

Moot's holy whore mother has granted this request, and if you should refuse, you'll surely die while gagging on nigger cock.

Fuck you guys

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dude, where is my diaper message. C'mon OP.

You better post her response.

fuck you too cocksucker

Do it faggot

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"But . . . I thought all thots liked fried pickles and nigger cock?"

Lol. You unmatched yet? If not, send this

Reroll

Moot's cock addict mother will never let me down! Acquire Dubs again!

again!

Okay.. Bit too foward. I know. Can you just come over and let me jizz on your feet instead?

Sorry, didn't realize you were a racist

kek

kek

double kek

you must comply, OP

she unmatched me great job guys

Nigger, you let Yea Forums talk to her, be glad the bitch isn't pressing charges.

fag

That's why you don't post the fit ones on Yea Forums, only the ugly or weird ones that you accidentally swiped on and know you don't want anything with

you only have yourself to blame

I was hoping there would be ACTUALLY funny ones but its just creepy and retarded shit

never post anything on Yea Forums hoping for something, you'll always be disappointed

You are what you eat

i havent been on Yea Forums regularly since like 2013 - what even goes on here

What an IDIOT why the FUCK haven't you joined this server yet? Post on #shitpost-chat-nsfw to not get automaticly banned by a niggermod on Yea Forums NIGGER YES YOU ARE A NIGGER, JUST DO IT YASTODAY SAID TODAY THEN J U S T DO IT .
discordapp.com\invite\zSyp9sX
Copy to your browser... EZ...NO-RULES, no yannies
GO GO GO
MSG_ID: gc3ukfdwwn
CAN YOU FUCKING TELL ME WHY YOU'RE NOT HERE YOU SILLY MOTHER FUCKER
DONT READ KIKE
COPY THAT SHIT TO YOUR FUCKING BROWSER
You're non less then a literal nigger, faggot.

discordapp.com\invite\zSyp9sX
discordapp.com\invite\zSyp9sX
discordapp.com\invite\zSyp9sX

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What an IDIOT why the FUCK haven't you joined this server yet? Post on #shitpost-chat-nsfw to not get automaticly banned by a niggermod on Yea Forums NIGGER YES YOU ARE A NIGGER, JUST DO IT YASTODAY SAID TODAY THEN J U S T DO IT .
discordapp.com\invite\zSyp9sX
Copy to your browser... EZ...NO-RULES, no yannies
GO GO GO
MSG_ID: k8dqwvwxmi
CAN YOU FUCKING TELL ME WHY YOU'RE NOT HERE YOU SILLY MOTHER FUCKER
DONT READ KIKE
COPY THAT SHIT TO YOUR FUCKING BROWSER
You're non less then a literal nigger, faggot.

discordapp.com\invite\zSyp9sX
discordapp.com\invite\zSyp9sX
discordapp.com\invite\zSyp9sX

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Do you have daddy issues, I find that very hot, because I am too, a dad in a way

Rerolling

Wow.. RACIST!

Rerolling

Rerollinng

she fucking unmatched