ok i was drunk and i bought this shit
dubs decide what i do with it
ok i was drunk and i bought this shit
dubs decide what i do with it
Keep it and care for it
You are it's protector now
This
eat it
Rats are bros
You can teach them tricks like dogs
Care for it.
Leave it everything in your will then kill yourself
how tf can i do that
This
Love them!!
make it go through mazes with cheese
Like dogs
it is now your baby. care for it and love it...you also have to make the cheesy parent noises when friends are around, just because you questioned
fuck me
You better deliver, OP.
i will take care of this shit, will update every month
so rats can be cool and love you ?
Treats, clicking your tongue and rewarding them
You can teach them to come, stand up, fetch, play with toys or random shit, they like to play with your hand kinda like cats where they roll on their back once they trust you
They can even be litter trained fairly easily to keep their surroundings cleaner
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my rats were sitting on my shoulders all the time like pirates parrots
they are best companions
cool ill try that
how long would it take ?
Elon Musk has need of your rat bro. Send it to space!
Love it for a few years until it dies a natural death.
Fuck off faggot
Microwave for 10 minutes
Turn it loose; nature's both beautiful and cruel as fuck.
Let little guy roll them bones
i wish it was dubs
That's not how it works. First come, first served.
Someone already rolled dubs to make you take care of it.
dont worry faggot
Poop on top of it
You got a pretty cool pet for a couple years.
Plenty of youtube tutorials on how to train them. Met a hot as fuck grill at a fair who had a rat circus. Her rats performed circus acts.
I had 2 pet rats over the span of 5 years at different times. One I could take out with me to places. Had a coat pocket he would strait up chill in.
how long does it take ?
The rat will need to take a few weeks to warm up to your house and you first
You don’t really need to train them to sit on your shoulder if they’re used to being carried around, a lot of rats just figure it out on their own if you put them there and usually like it more than being carried