So story time b/ros
>be me
>three weeks ago start working for burger king
>wok is well, all is good and peach
>one day, smoke a joint before going to work
>manager asks for OCS buns.(OCS being the Orginal Chicken Sandwich, dont try it it's disgusting)
>go to store room to get buns
>no buns here
>tell manager
>manager threatens write up if he finds buns
>tmw you get wrote up for "not knowing where items are located in storeroom"
>manager had to drive 7 miles to next store over to go get buns.
>still writes me up
Part two soon
So story time b/ros
Caleb James
David Jackson
.ore
Xavier Martinez
Here's the funny part
>manager gets back with buns.
>calls me in office after work slows down
>walk in still high as fuck
>manager tells me to sign this write up slip.
>second manager walks in, and asks, "why is he getting a write up, for something he couldn't find, when it was your fault cock sucker?"
>fyi manager 1 is gay
>manager looks shocked, while third manager walks in.
>this is a small ass office, there are now four people in this room
>third manager, local sjw, begins berating manager two for being homophobic
>tour bus pulls in
It only gets better from here folks
Ian Collins
You actually deal with these people?
Christian Mitchell
The Hellscape
>Tour bus pulls in while arguments are flung back and forth
>26 people offload and pour into restaurant like human filth
>Every.... Single....One of them, wanted a fucking OCS
>Manager 2 walks off leaving sjw griping
>Manager 2 tells all of them that if they want an OCS they will have to make do with Whopper Buns
>This tour bus, was a group of senior citizens
>many of them gripe and complain
>one lady was nice though, that will come in later
>I go back to work while sjw continues to jabber
>Get stuck on front counter
>killme.jpeg
Next one soon, getting more whiskey to forget my night
William Rivera
Why is it disgusting?
Logan Nelson
It's not, OP is a lying faggot.
Josiah Bailey
I enjoy the original chicken sandwich. It's a burger king classic. I order it with heavy mayonnaise and I expect it to be piping hot chicken and soft buns. Last time I got it the bread was hard and the chicken party tasted like refrigerated cold burn.
Jaxson Barnes
Op is fake and gay
Gavin Hernandez
I check my fast food, plenty of times the mayo ketchup other sauce or sundae ice cream has been sticky like someone cummed on it. My fingers can check the cum and I spit it out. I wonder if it does, would like to confirm call health inspectors and the police next time.
Luis Gutierrez
Who the fuck eats chicken at burger king?
Luke Wilson
OP is the greatest thing on tonight
Juan Wood
The orders
>Lots of OCS as I said. However. Every single one of them wanted an ice cream cone.
>I keep taking orders while Manager 2 begins making chik sands.
>160 nuggets
>all of my wat
>with i shit you not
>Sanchez Sauce
>I try keeping a straight face
Manager 3 hears the order and shuts up
>they are all ordering on the same check
>They are paying in cash
>and some of these old people are tipping generously
>Then comes in the ULTRA OLD MAN
>UOM enters in. Sets target upon me, and my smile, and my good attitude.
>UOM must destroy
In comes more drama in the next one
The reason it is disgusting is the fact the OCS patty is only cooked for 2:35 seconds
Landon Scott
All other burgers are superior, the burger king party has been disgusting recently and the buns have been old and hard. I get tired of better burgers. That's all.
Thomas Miller
ULTRA OLD MAN RAGE MODE
>Old man approaches counter
>Orders a "Big Boi Whopper with cheese and angry sauce, with 12 meat patties
>what?
>looks at manager 2 for help
>manager looks outside at the bus, and begins to crack up and runs to the back
>I grin, sneak a glannce at phone to know what the fuck a big boi is
>Big Boi burger. 4 patties with 4 pieces of cheese between each patty, with fried onions, fresh salt,
>with 12 patties
>look back at burger crew
>they look at me and shake thier head
>I tell him he will have to wait at least 3 minutes while we cook up more meat
>Rage mode begins
Stay tuned bois
Kevin Phillips
Can I do anything to tell them I want the patty cooked for 5 to 7 minutes? Piping hot and soft new fresh buns? I order heavy mayo they ignore my order. If it isn't black people working they think they own the place. God forbid I place a special order. I like when the chicken is juicy
Michael Campbell
>Old man gets on my counter.
>mounts my counter, and begins stomping
>Nice lady from earlier attempts to wrangle old man to get him down without hurting him
>mfw
>immediately begin bleaching counter, hands, everything
>ppe is important to me
>
>She manages to calm him down, but not before I am spit on, and the counter.... covered in piss
>old man got excited and angry, and then pissed himself
>manager's 1 and sjw begin to do stuff.
>manager one begins to wash hands and gets gloved up while manager 3 the sjw begins to take orders for drive through
>Finish cleaning, look up, and keep taking orders...
>finish with the rush, just in time to hear manager 2 come back in,
>he leans in and tells me that that was a "senior field trip"
>almost die inside trying not to laugh
>manager 1, mr gay, calls me back in
>tells me to sign write up
>Manager 2, cool guy, looks at him, tells him "Hey, cocksucker, go get those buns"
Ended my shift after 20 mins after that, then Man 2 slips me a Benjamin.
>tells me I worked hard, and that I did great
>Tells me not to worry about a fairy and a dumb ass bitch
Landon Baker
As for the rest of my night?
Went out, used that 100 to buy some whiskey, some weed, and tobacco. Overall, pretty great night, and funny in the fucked up kinda way.
Never signed the write up sheet, cuz, I didnt do anything wrong
Asher Mitchell
You can you can, but they will charge you for it and you will have a wait time
Thomas Rodriguez
Nice one user.
Sebastian Ward
#
>>Man 2 slips me a Benjamin
god tier boss
Levi Ward
Good tale thanks user.
Lucas Richardson
I would have quit with a middle finger after tearing up the write-up in front of him.
Anger issues had me hard to keep employment for years.