Roast me Yea Forums

Roast me Yea Forums

Tell me how ugly i am and ill post my tits

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Master of deception you are not.

>me

What happened to your eyebrows jesus

kek, you must really hate this chick to keep fucking posting this shit. She is actually pretty.

Nice filename faggot

TOGTFO

Write a card that says "Roast me Yea Forums" with today's date, and maybe we'll believe you

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I need to thread them but i was going for a "au natural" look
Its actually me posting this,i just want confirmation that i look like a hambeast
Ok sure next post

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Do you have daddy problems?

you could use a cleaner skin, work on it.

you should clean your face.

not ugly, with a good personality and a charcoal face wash you'd make a fine girlfriend if your blowjob game is on point.

i doubt she is good at BJ's

Next post?

I was looking for a jaw line but ran into your second chin. Post those ham tits and ass

pretty cute

you are on to something, she could well be overweight.

Not bad, just lacking self confidence

Pretty normal/average? Unless you have a shit personality, you'll be fine.

Don't change your eyebrows, the heavily painted on ones look awful, your style is vastly better

timestamp cause ur not ugly

so, your skin sucks you have a shit ton of make and i can still tell.
your head is big and your chin looks upwards and it reminds of an old cartoon character
everything else is literally mediocre
you re probably fat as well

Are you happy now OP? Okay now post those titties

bet they are saggy already.

Tits and timestamp now.

You have no tits. You're a man

Sorry about your chin, but are your nipples craters too?

You can literally see a beard growing on the left side of OPs face in the second pic.

Its just heavy fuzz. Have you seen a woman irl?

not yet but after she's forty that beard will look majestic

just some fuzz, you never been close to a woman have you?

Not with more facial hair than some dudes, no.

Fuzz is different from full on hair. She should probably tend to it, but its not a total boner killer.

Post tits, you’ve been roasted already. Or perhaps you are a man?

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Spiderman thread?

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This. Not sure why its fun for people to roleplay like this?

Fuck, you're so ugly not even ISIS soldiers wanna rape you...

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