If you could freeze time, what would you do?

oof

sharks dont fuck

I fuck them

>If you could freeze time, what would you do?
Apparently nothing

take a nap. its what I'm going to do anyway.

Classic

I would say "star platinum the world'

Human centipede the world leaders in a circle and unfreeze.

Right now? How long do i get? Cameras dont work right? Cause if unlimited ans nope.

Cause i would take my time go to the bank, clean out the cash, to the stores clean out cash, next find some hot ladys to play with, shit on my old bosses desk, piss in her chair, i can go on.

Considering that my body requires oxygen to exist, and this process of breathing takes time --

since time is frozen, but I am not, I fear that I would die of asphyxiation...?

It also takes time for your heart to beat you pseudo-intellectual moron.

That raises the interesting question, then:

Time is frozen, but are YOU frozen in time? What exactly does that mean?

Grab her by the pussy

Buzz killington

It means we've created a thought experiment to explore our vices with impunity in a sandbox environment that is familiar to us already.

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fucked it

Fuck every girl in every highschool, all day everyday.

Remove every last nigger's scrotum so they can all air out.

ur a pleasant fellow aren't you

Oh, sounds like Yea Forums

And whatever the fuck that means to you.

Steal from places that could afford to be stolen from, like WalMart and other big box stores; such that it couldn't possibly be blamed on any employee in particular

Learn government secrets and whatever I want to know about

Perv on people a lot, but probably never physically do anything; a clear conscience is worth more than a bit of pleasure

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I saw this question on askreddit

they downvoted all the answers that suggested rape

what a bunch of faggots, like you wouldn't even consider it...

drive to my ex-gf's house (we ended things this morning) and try to talk to her

rob a bank and cum in random girl's mouths

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I would start and stop time for people as I inserted myself into their lives. I'd have whisper conversations with people in their bedrooms at night and when they turn the lights on I wouldn't be there. I'd do this countless times until they went insane or I became a horror thing of legend. I'd descend upon women and girls in their rooms at night at their most vulnerable: in the heat of masturbation. I'd freeze time and slide my dick right inside them when they were just about to reach orgasm and unfreeze them, leaving them writhing and cumming and resisting as I fuck them. After they had the most intense orgasm of their lives, I'd pause time again and disappear.

I'd also stop time to spy on those who are really in power in the world. I'd waltz in to the most secret bunkers and learn all about the real wars that are happening around us each day that we are unaware of. When I understood who truly was good and who was evil, I'd destroy those who weren't aligned with my specific brand of morality. Probably the Chinese.

I'd also shit in random peoples forks and spoons when they were milliseconds away from taking a bite and watch the horror unfold in real time.

This is the reason she left you, you are such a fucking pussy. You should ALWAYS care less about a girl than they do about you. If you lived that way, she'd still be on your jock and you'd be "whatever" about it.

>I'd also shit in random peoples forks and spoons

kek

I’d board random planes and travel the world

Obviously not you fucking idiot

I would destroy Yea Forums and 4channel

Ditto. I'd be rape city all up in here.

Ok, in the case we could do that, we could unfreeze the time, and only freeze live things, and people dont remember nothing and bla bla bla, probably I would steal a store everyday, in other store making the steal less important, and probably rape, but its the most improbable thing, is more probable I rapted some girl I like and anything more

I would place people I dislike in compromising positions:

Carry them to the bank, put a gun in their hands stick them at the counter pointing at the cashier.

Take 2 guys I dislike, put ones peener in the others b-hole, on stage.

Stuff like that.
And obviously the raping and stealing.

flip the gender signs on bathrooms

cut off every mans peepee and sew them all end-to-tip to my peepee until I have a 100 foot peepee

oy vey

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All these people be raping but who you raping? We need deets, for all we know you guys are walking in the daycare one second and the next the kiddies are walking out with sore jaws and buttholes

I'd go hit up a highschool girls locker room, right as all the soccer girls are cleaning up. Maybe a junior high, definitely a junior high too. I'd mix it up, keep it classy.

Pack up my house and move to australia

You taking a rowboat?

literally anyone i want! i will take long trips and whoever i wanna fuck ill fuck!

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Wouldn't it be more enjoyable if they were able to fuck back?

probably but id rather have shitty sex with pornstars than no sex with pornstars

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i respect your goal but
theft just comes from the employees pockets. the upper echelon doesnt lose a dime to what they deem as "shrinkage"
employees simply lose bonuses and raises and other little goodies the managers give them. like PTO and occasional free lunches.

get enough sleep.

murder my enemies

yea ok brad, maybe you'd have a long term relationship if you weren't such a massive fag

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