Well, about three months ago I told you faggots I was in line to inherit about 887 million dollars from my pervert granddaughter who sexually molested a child during an illegal screening of The Goonies in Rwanda during the genocide.
After a good lengthy amount of legal shit and signing papers and waiting for shit, it's official. I am one of the richest motherfuckers on Yea Forums. A lot of you were begging for shit from me last time, but now shit is settled and i may just make some dreams come true right now. Roll quads and get $500,000.
Well...
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Ha
That's a fuckton of money, I really hope you enjoy all of it. Don't do anything stupid and try to not kill yourself. Congrats, user.
quads
quads bih
quads :)
Epic
rolling
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Grybfd
Do you sit alone in your room, chuckling over this steaming shitpost you just unloaded on this board? Very fucking witty, you combined some stale pasta threads. Die, fucking faggot, just kys already.
asdf
Hello friebd
8879
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Check em
quads.
Rolling, knowing OP will NEVER deliver
OP show proof
trips
This is a roll for the lol.
ay
qwuhds
Yee first thing I buy. Quads boi
death
oof
eilie billish
quads please
quads :)
on the off chance one of us fuckers actually lands a roll, how would we theoretically get the cash? not necessarily from this dude, but from any one of these (spam) threads?
welp, testing my luck
ffffff
ez quads
Ya I'm wondering
Cwads
fake and gay
Boring copy pasta is boring.
congrate
have my credit card information oh stranger on the internet
Seems fake, but alright
Bitch gimmie the god damn money
Roll
Reroll
roll
Rollin!
Rerolling
prove it
Rolling, op better deliver
dont really trust it but wth why not. quads
rerolling
Gimmie dem quads
kys roll
reroll
Bitchin
Reeeroll
rolliiiiiiiinnnnn
Reroll
You are like a baby, watch this
watch me actually roll quads
Ok
,kn
Observe BIG ROLL
Roll
Gimme some cash op
Quads?
Once more
t
quaadz
Dick
,,
5657
yeet
Rollin
roll
777.
quads pls
çuhk
I want you to buy me a music career
Roly poly oly
i wanna be
3333
fuck it y not
Rollllllllllllllllllll
Ka-ching
If you wanna get the rolls, you gots to be a namefag
bush did 9/11
Doubt it
cummm on this aint real
I need that to mine the moon
But can't anybody just have that name?
I think you should include a fake e-mail
niggers
roll
i just need a new laptop
money money money money
I JUST GOT DUBS ON THE JEW MAGIC THREAD THIS IS MY GOLDEN TICKET TO CASH
Gimme grandmas allowance pls
I'll do nofap during my exams if i get quads
quads git
Roll please be me
Penis
roll
Roll
Roooooooooll
Cash app me
$kelawesomevin
will this be my lucky day?
Here I come
lol i did it
i want to be a MILLIONAIIREE
come on quad
if i get quads i will spend it on dumb shit
sage nigger
roll
not only is this thread EXTREMELY fake and also homosexual, but it doesn't even make any logical sense. If one of us were to succeed in rolling quads (which will probably not happen), how the fuck would you even send us the money? You have no idea who any of us are, that's kinda the point of Yea Forums.
as much dumb shit as i can
roll
bananas are yellow (sometimes)
come on audi R8
Roll
Just testing if my script is still working. 999
if i get a quad i would post an update
Winrar
4444
rollin
hooker and blow and guns
$0 GET
dumbfuck
Pay for my transition homie
r/whatsinside
-\('_'(/ k
pay my student loans
This is dumb however you can't win if you don't try
Ez quads, show me the money
Add me on Steam if I win
steamcommunity.com
Money man incoming
Bet
Kill me
quad feed
Oof
Give.
Get
is this the real life
Rolling, CUZ YOU GOTTA HAVE FAITH
rolling
stop this shit, i see the same thread every fucking day, hang from a tree dumbass
rolling pls give
this pasta again. it was 770 mil. last week. what happened?
What?
They see me rolling, they hating. Patroling and tryna catch me riding dirty
Nothing to lose
Roll
Want to pay bills please god
Roll
Rolling
Imagine this dude being legit and just getting half a fucking million, thru like paypal or what, OP?
cool.
quad
lol
rollin bitch
b
shit i was close
the odds in this being real
Quads bay-bee
quds b
rooooolll
roll
Well, let me try
Well, It was worth trying
roll! mother fucker!
6666
6666 2
6666 3
it's happening
Rollin'
come on quads.
dey see me rollin
Quads get believe
Roll
This is absolutely retarded. I’m in
Quads
ROLLLLLL
quads maybe
may as well post here then
Fake but posting.
Ah fuck it roll
Roll
Come on 7s. Let gooo
help me i wanna be richfag
Quads
he could verify the IP perhaps. No whammies!
>887 million dollars from my pervert granddaughter who sexually molested a child during an illegal screening of The Goonies in Rwanda during the genocide.
The details of this copypasta just keep getting more and more elaborate
come on quads
u better delivar fagg0t. u can contact me here with my winnings: steamcommunity.com
pay for feminine .penis fagget
Keep posting for those 7s
let's go
Roll
Did anyone get quads yet? Can't be bothered to look through the comments for this ENTIRE thread.
roll
yeet
la yeet
big roll
Rollin even if this is a larp
quuuuuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaaaaads
gimme money
show me the money
roll
Quads
Quads now
Roll
role
make me rich
Why not?
Better hand deliver this bread fag boy , ROLL
roll
Eh. Roll i guess
rolling
Roll
Another roll
gimme
rol1ng
And another roll
weweew
HE DID IT THE NIGGA GOT QUADS
lulz
rolled ;)
kek
fuck
Look at this
any quads yet
Quads
never happening
look here
rolling
4444 please I need the money
fucking nice one on the quad also post proof if this is a legit post
quads please for grad school loans
Gimme
kek roll
chech ummm
roll
if i roll this shit
go back
We have got a quad as you requested,please give the money to this user. Thanks
watch quads
give me the dough
rolling
quads get
quads
quadss
quadzzz
quad me!
look at all these pathetic people actually attempting to roll quads for absolutely no other reason than the fact that their under devolved brains are infested with autism from thinking anything on this site is anything other than fiction including this haha check my quads baby
If only
roll
please bby jesus
Rolls Royce
Rollin
im a donut
falling for the bait
please
roll
rolling
check em
quads
fuck you roll
fuck you too roll
oh boy let it be me
doubt it
it shall be mine
baited
quads
pee
Quads
roll?
roll
r0ll
rollzzzzz
Why not
Roll
Gooooooo Grapefruit!!
Dis bitch smells like stale french fries
this is real
Hell yeah lets roll
rolling
Were getting close to 8888 bois
Tits or gtfo also kill self.
Gimme gimme
Lets roll this, 500k here i come
oof
roll
Fucking Amateurs.
I hope this I true but i doubt it sadly
i got this boys
Here comes the monayyy
BS
My life is about to change
How tf do you even spend 887 mil
quadz
Imma get it watch this
Are quints any good?
gibe moni pls
gib :D
I bet she chuckled even harder after reading this lmao
i will grab the bait
ight
i got 560 replies on my fake money giveaway thread, but fuck it
Why not, watch my quints, give me 1mil. N N N N NOW
lemme fix that. NOW!
there we go
ayyy quadz plz
by the power of the non-existant god, i summon THY $500k!
yay what do i get
It would really help so
if i get quints i want the money plus a free bagel.
roll
roll again
NOW
FUCK
Yeah I guess I'll roll