This weekend I´ll meet my new dog

Kitty

cocksucker

Obama

Sir regenold von Houser

Mr Licky

Reddit

Canadian

sjwwbdbehwisnshsuussksmmsjswkndueiwoowp

Sexy

Dick

FBI

Wtf is that shit. That's not a proper dog ffs

Satan

Feds

Rabbit

creampie

Satan.

Lil Queer

Prolapse

Kitty

Slutty

Nigger Lover 5000

Poop

Hard on

Anal leakage

Nickelback

Daddy

Natas

Danny

Satan..

Square

Barack

Sex toy

Captain woof

Harry

Wooferstein

Boobies

Hairy Fleshlight

Mr cumbucket

Arnie

Satan,

cat

holy shit

OOF
So close.

Rollin' for Radagast.

Kill

dog

Sad blowjob

Roll

god

faggot

Shnookylumps

Four

Chad

tiger

Roll

Nigger biter

444

Fleshlight

roll

Five

nigger

Attack

lmao

Dindunuffin

Rollin

Rip

9gag

Satan

giraffe

Brenton Tarrant

lucky

Adolf

...

Eight

Cat

gaggler

Roll

Roll

roll

B-tard

He looks like Gandalf. Call him Gandalf.

Eight.

I'd just like to interject for moment. What you're refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called Linux, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.
There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called Linux distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux!

Prestone

Roll

negro

Fucktoy

BarkyChan

Whatever his previous name was

Sans

Sad blowjob

zodiac

NEET

Call it faggot Jr after yourself

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Roll

roll

Lampshade

rawl for "schotzie"

Fenton

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Mr Trump

Scout

rolling

roll

cat

Sir Arthur of Longhairshire

I bet a script kiddie is getting all the trips. Roll for script kiddie

moot

Mongoloid

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Terry Davis

Muff Diver

faggiose

Roll

Bukkake

gay ass fucking faggot is what its name should be

Reroll

is it a schnauzer youre getting? I called my boy bentley. and my girl Is called Heidi

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Nog

a script? how? post, check id, if not trips(delete(post))?

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Scott

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Why does it look so ugly?

quads

dog

schnauzers can be annoying but loyal and loving

his name must be brotherfather of course

Andy Sixx's shit log

Reroll

Satan

Roll, brother

Sir Fagalot

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Rolling

nice shnauz, i don't have one but my dad had one like yours forever he passed a few yrs ago, and he still has a white one (maybe not true schnauzer) going strong, the latter shes 14

Rolling for Dio

Luftwoofe

Reroll

Reroll

µlag

Attack

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HODOR

Rerolling

roll

Rol

Reroll

Reroll

No. Unclesister

Rerill

Roll

check ´em

Reroll

Reroll

This

Sir bigglesworth the third

Reroll

...

Reroll

Satan.

Frank

Reroll

There we go.

Reroll

Fuggggg

Reroll

finally

WINNER

Reroll

Epic

Aw I wanted a little fuckin dog to be named Dio

>Ends in 666
>Satan

Coincidence? I think not

Wasted trips...

This is fucking perfect lol the 4 Chan gods have spoken

>satan
>gets satanic trips
OUR LORD HAS RISEN.

Fuck you. I thought my trips were clever

Dumbledore

Clever? No. Stupid Cliche? Very...

Bitchy? Whiny? Must be OP.

Darwin

OP here, then... "Satan" will be the name
BUT the name can be overwritten by quads

Dude who got trips here. Sounds fair.

Fuuuuucck

Wooferstein

Poop

Farquad

In case you really dont want to name it Satan, you could always name it Bowser the schnauzer. That's what we called the one our family had when I was a kid.

Testy

Farquaad

How cute.

Niggerdick666

Gandolf

Scriptfag

Satan

Nope they natural. I'm on a phone

Nigger-killer

I hate schnauzers. Their hair is oily and stinks like nigger balls. It gets all over your furniture and your house will stink forever. But you'll get immune to it, and won't notice how your clothes stink. My neighbors had some, washed them often, and I couldn't stand going into their house. I'd come home and wash my hands like an OCD weirdo. They're the dog equivalent of having a woodburner. Ever know "that kid" who had a woodburner and their parents burned green wood, and you could smell the fucker from five ft away? Thats gonna be you.

Alfred

Mr. Schneebly

Stephen karl Stephenson

how... how the fuck do you know the smell of nigger balls?

Millhouse

fu man chu

Shit eater

He probably has experience

Yes it is.

Male; HAWKING
Female; LOOSE BOOTY (Parlament)

Hi Stan!

Dear Dominatrix beautiful,the automatic transmission mechanic.
Misinformed Adolf faggot nigger, Juden heil Genocide. Nevertheless,
Nazi dyke Jew! How Weltschmerz benis luber? Cunt onto horsefucker m8
Mazel tov! Become anal-adventures, Adolfified käferpresse doge
manner. Butthurt torpedoge so that zweibrücken Judenfresse Ireland
well.

Nigger gigger thee negerpik Merkelmöse snacker spaghetti.
Luftwaffen SS stroeble horse cocks Heinrich Himmler Auschwitz,
thanks Doge. Natürlich, besides was Ficken Sich moldy nigglet hairy
cunt. Rammstein in Bratwurst jews semen/Jemen clerks. Currywurst
Jewish burning jew-tastic Fahrenheit.

Vine juice zwarte-piet, also Splooge 4:20 butthole sensation.
Painis remove appeasement kanker, fartsniffing Terrorists
Ausrottung. Paranoia is Pokémon n00dz, LSD Greece debts CIA
monnieplz. Europe are Aryan anal hillbilly. Therefore, because Xenu
brings is Gordon Freeman. Auschwitz however, spunkgargle chaos
niggers finally. Riots gorgeous dear murder Boxxy 2pac shibe.

White Power Bill

Atomic dog (we have to get quads now, let's keep going for parliament names)

pierre

My name isn't stan

FLASHLIGHT

Motnership connection

Oscar

BOOTSY

What the actual anal self fucking shit masturbation technique used by fags was that?

Beard Dog

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HAIL SATAN!

George Clinton

Roll

EDDIE HAZEL (Maggot brain)

Dug

Nice (underated)

Fuzzy

P-funk all stars

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Dug

Dug!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DOUG-LIFE

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Funkadelic

god fuckin damn i love Miniature Schnauzers.
"
Mandy if girl
Bentley if boy

Dr Funkenstein

Brides of Funkenstein

Motor booty affair

dug

WINRARWINRARWINRARWINRAR

The Clinton that should have won.

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See

bitch

Check’d

There is still hope. I got the Satan get, so we need to roll quads for da funk

Roll

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Robot

Reroll

"If you got funk, you got style"
Funkin' and a stylin' all the while.

BOOTZILLA

Name something that probably smells worse. Schnauzers have a spicy, oily smell. Its musty, like a damp basement floor, mixed with something sour, like raw chicken spoiling in the garbage.

Aqua boogie

Knee deep. These 2s are our next target

Sounds delicious. MMMMMmmmm.

Don’t listen to these cat loving faggots. Doggo McDogface

Fuck me. I got 2/3 trips in this thread now

CHOLLY - Gettin' ready to rock, gettin ready to roll.

Gloryhallastoopid

Cosmic slop

SMOKEY

Hardcore Jollies

FREAK OF THE WEEK.

Dug

"COMMIN' ROUND THE MOUNTAIN WHEN SHE COMES"

Winrar

Soul Mate

I knew we could do it.
UNCLE JAM

Thanks for the fun. I have to go eat dinner. Later on, dude.

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Keep the funk alive brother

Always.

GECBURD

Aqua boogie

Fuck me. That's my third trip of this bread

Op, I got all three of these. (including the original get) I'm cool with any of them.

Roll

Reroll

Rollo

Roll.

Aqua boogie

Buster

OP here, I believe that we have a winner

That's fucking it. I need to play the lottery. I just trumped my own trips

OP here

Congrat you bastard, you have named my dog with a funky song. It´s ok. Actually I like funk music

Thought it'd be a good one, regardless to the gender of the dog. One nation under funk, my b/rother