Have you ever been to a nudist beach?

have you ever been to a nudist beach?
-if so, where have you been?
-were you ashamed?

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i would have to disnfect my eyes

Yes I have. It was in Cape Cod Ma mostly gay men and ugly lesbians. Except for a rare French/European family vacationing with teenage daughters that just thought nude beaches were normal way to go.

Blacks Beach in San Diego County, it was boring, only a few older women with saggy boobs, and a bunch of old men with binoculars, after one time i never went back

Fuck that bitch and expensive gasoline

I went to the one on Fire Island once by accident. I went to the light house and walked onto the beach not knowing it was nudist

British naturist here. I've been to loads, and British naturist events. It's great. Happy to answer questions.

Are you faggot with bad teeth?

what do if you get a boner?

No
It doesn't happen, and I've never seen it happen either. It's a very unsexual environment. The rules are that if you get a boner you cover it up, lie on your front.

Yes...mostly men though...but i like being naked so didn't care

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Pirates Cove, San Luis Obispo,CA.

I am going to build a diesel powered time machine that shits out enough smoke to kill the pacific ocean and go back in time 17 years and kick that cunts mother in the belly for 6 hours straight until the contents pour out of her like i just frappe'd a V8.

Was at a topless beach in mexico lost of hotties in their 20s with big tits tanning as well as a family where the wife and probably 14 y/o daughter was topless. Had surprisingly big tits kind of felt ashamed for seeing it but they were just out there. Was also 16 at this time

Been to Hedo in Jamaice.

Been to Haulover in Miami.

Everyone minds their own business. Some fucking smokin' hot women mixed with old people and Euro trash on the straight side.

Gay section kind of stay to themselves.

HIGHLY recommended!

The nude beach I was at guys hid their boners in other guys mouths

what ?

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Been to Gunnison in NJ a couple times. Very diverse crowd, good balance in numbers, decent women and younger folk.
Also at a couple's resort in Jamaica, pic related.

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She looks like a Helga.
Is her name Helga?

greta

I don't even go to normal beaches/pools/whatever because I'm ashamed of my ugly body.

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Went with my parents quite often when I was a kid, always got a boner because it was unusual to be naked and all the other mothers told me how cute and manly I was. It was awkward

One in Texas a few yrs ago. Planning on going again this year. It was..meh. I went during "off season" so there really wasn't a lot of ppl. Mostly older ppl. A few young dudes and like 3 or 4 young chicks. I wasn't ashamed. On the contrary, I felt for the ppl that had to look at my hairy ass lol..

Yeah, to Croatia, every year for the past 5 years. Nope, I don't have anything that other people don't also have.

This guy is a liar. I have never seen anyone with a boner on a nudist beach, it's not a sexual environment.

Who even is this bitch lol

penises.
saggy old penises everywhere.
I'm shitting you not.

fake and gay. that's the plot of a lousy porn vid

>diverse

TLDR: "gay"

read the filename

greta thunberg

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where exactly in croatia?

Istria.

Parents are nudist, so been there when i was little, it is just floppy dicks and saggy tits all around.

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go to one every summer, honestly it's not that bad, (it's like a camping, like a forest with limits, I don't know how to say it in English sry) only old people are naked and teens stay dressed because they can, and pudism

no big deal here in the eastern part of germany.big nuddist culture since the 50s.

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Sure, that's part of it. Also les, black, old, families, partiers, tattoos, the pack of Indian dudes that people call IT squad, etc. etc. ...
Really Gunnison is big enough that you can either keep to yourself and go unnoticed, or find a friendly group to chill with no matter what you're into.

Do people fuck on nudist beaches though?

Not the legit, normal ones, no. That's a big no no. There's adults only resorts fpr that kinda stuff in Mexico, Jamaica, etc.

Isla Mujares off the coast of Cancun has a topless beach.

Mostly people from Europe. Some really cute French girls. Titties are nice. Sexy but not sexy like hubba hubba hubba.

yet another porn vid plot

The thing nudist beaches taught me are most guys have smaller dicks than you'd expect.
The first time I went to one I was nervous about going nude because I thought my dick was kinda small when it was soft. Turned out that most guys, no matter their color or build, had dicks pretty much the same. I went with a large group of friends and only one of them was noticeably big.
The biggest let down was we had a bunch of female friends from our group with us and I'd often thought about them naked.
Maybe it was because of how unsexual the environment was but they were disappointing. I'd been worried about getting a boner but it wasn't an issue.

Lets see her ass

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yea

>have you ever been to a nudist beach?
Yes.
>-if so, where have you been?
Mostly Pirates' Cove, north of Point Dume. A couple of times in Malibu, much to the consternation of one woman who lived there.
>-were you ashamed?
Of course not. But I was young and hot and so were my girlfriends.

not really. There are special couples and youth events which are better.

>Haulover
>No

no, they frown upon it because children are around, nudity is not considered sexual to nudists/naturists. It would be the same to us if you fucked on a normal beach. If and when it happens it's on a secluded beach or at night.

blimey

no

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Once, on the Toronto islands. It was an off day so mostly older single men lying or wandering around.

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>She sits up to let you breathe
>"sorry Greta."
>"NOT good enough."
>She pulls down her shorts and underwear and sits back down
>"Now lick my ass"
>You do
>"I don't wash by the way, soap's bad for the ocean."
>Too late, your tongue's already up in there.

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Ah, you went to P-Town

Maybe 3-4 times, but it's not great. Too many families with children, too many old people.

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