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Only one derail attempt per faggot pls.
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Sorry you're thread is shit OP, hope it gets better.
Now, THAT makes sense, user. Thank you for ending the debate.
ouch.... honk honk I guess
Shit thread
i usually dont post but maybe ill have something not so casual like the rest of this shit
I'm not a faggot (dicks scare me). How many derail attempts do non-faggots get?
This is the nearly release Blancpain (I just call them Whitebread) Air Command chronograph. The famous dive watch company has a small aviation history as well, and I mention both because this is a re-released of an old watch from the 50s that was really just a prototype for the US Air Force, as they never adopted the watch/bought them. It was slightly revised and shopped to the Columbian army and they bought a few but none are left in existance that I know of.
Re-releasing old watches is very en vogue right now, I'd prefer to see good brand develop new stuff. It is undeniably handsome though, and Whitebread quality is very good.
MSRP about $20k. Street price will be about 15% less for the first year or so.
EVERY FUCKING TIME
While I wait for OP to get back to me I'll share another watch with you fam.
This is the Hublot sang bleu II. It's a chronograph. The original sang bleu was time only.
Hublot gets a lot of hate but they are a truly great watch brand and very important to the industry. As polarising as this piece is the design is so immaculately conceived and delivered, I'm very impressed. On of the coolest handsets going. As a guy that prefers hard lines and angles to organic shapes in watches, this bottomless pit of rhombs is a delight. Would happily own one and I'll be able to try it on next week.
nice man
LOST AF
How come you never see black school shooters?
when you're preparing xiaolongbao and the tanks rolling down the street start to violently shake your jia, causing all 137 of your shiwan figures to fall out of the cabinet and shatter
checked
I always imagine Michael Madsens voice when I read this
Imagine being so prepubescent that you think jerking off to pictures of feminine penis is normal but anything else is filthy Jewry.
Just so you know, goy, that benis you daydream about suckling upon was brought to you by the Jews you think you hate.
wait hold on
because jews are cut fags they have to use lotion
lotion is like 0.002 cents per pump.
so if he wouldn't mutilate their junk they could save money
ALS Lange1 calendar.
Watches like this are where passion is born. Germanic without being dull, a sign of taste and affluence without being flashy or showy. And ALS movement finishing and quality standards are beyond reproach.
who cares about your faggy watches?
they are completely absolute and only a dick extension for people with small wieners, you got a phone boom done
anyone remwmber this shit
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Probably the best post I've seen in a ylyl in a while. Nice one Yea Forumsro.
Anyway this is the new Bremonth U2/51-JET. Ok if you like the murdered-out look, but they shit the bed on the design with the hour markers having faux-aged lume and the hands having new white lume. This brand I find insulting. They put out a decent product, but Hamilton would make this watch for MSRP $1300 and then leave 20% on the counter. Bremont wants 6 grand for it on bracelet.
Oh, it is worn by Tom Hardy in Venom. Not the actual one, just one like it. Because I guess that's worth something.
1 said one attempt per faggot. You’ve used 4 now you dick.
New-again-old-again navitimer! Who cares, the watch is a fucking classic forever. This one has a b-series chronograph movement inside (love) that has been modified for hand winding (no automatic winding). Alas, the casebacknis a solid and inspired piece of steel, a nod to the original. I would have far preferred a sapphire casebacks to view the full arrangement of the movement.
I am well known to gripe about inappropriate hand lengths, I hate when they are too short. Usually on watches with unrelated inner and outer dials I get turned off because the hands always look too small, because they are made for the inner dial only. I don't know what it is about this watch but the nav has never had this problem to my eye and I love it. When they update the cosmonaute with a b series movement I'm buying it the next day.
Did you not read my very valid question in my original post? Illiterate or ignorant?
Check out the 5204p. The p is for platinum. This is a grande complication at perhaps it's finest, a split-seconds chronograph and perpetual calendar. That means the gearing in the watch tracks the date and displays it accurately including all feburaries and leap year adjustments, etc. Yeah. This is engineering at a level rarely seen. I'm not the biggest Patek fanboi but they are undeniable. $315,000.
Fuck off watchposter
Woooaw
Actual fake story outbound.
>Be me.
>25 at the time.
>Beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him.
>Pathological fear of girls since some bitch mind fucked me.
>Have a younger sister, 13 at the time.
>My sister is boy crazy, really wants to date a guy named Ray Pist.
>Announces that she's "seeing him".
>Father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>Few days later, brings the dude home.
>Tall, scrawny freak with swastika tattoo on forehead.
>Visible shrimp dick.
>My father and I tell him he's "walked into the courtroom".
>Discuss for a few minutes.
>They go out.
>Dad tells me, "it's not going to last, his dick is tiny".
>Sis comes home.
>Announces it was "fun".
>Around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated an 11 year old girl.
>She's worried that he secretly wants this girl back.
>About a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother.
>"He drugged me and raped me while I was unconscious".
>Tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg.
>Tell my father this.
>Laughs uncontrollably.
>MFW my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.
Kecky Becky.
I fucking love this pasta
But he didn’t?
:`{
Why. Am I worse than slidding logs or ray pist?
also, you have the entire rest of your life to figure out what to do....
Why are you so gay for this guy that you need to post him every day? It's pure obsession you fucking fag. I bet you jerk off to him every night. The idea of him being a rapist satisfies your submissive fetish and you need to broadcast your homoerotic fantasies of having your anus cheeks spread to every YLYL/cringe thread/rekt/pics you saved/etc. thread you find. And to make it worse, you post your own threads as well, effectively doubling your faggotry because you become the OP. This essentially makes you the gayest person on Yea Forums. You are obsessed with some guy and you are the faggot OP. Well done. I don't think anyone has ever achieved such faggotry in the history of this website, perhaps the entire internet. I bet you eat cocks and shit rainbows for breakfast and everything you utter faggot.
How many people do you think recognise this guy now? It just goes to show that me and the log poster are winning against everyone else.
>nerd humor
HOLD THE FUCK UP
Are you asking a question or making a false statement?
Your haircut is retarded.
Your use of question marks is more retarded.
It wasn't me who said the previous thing, your haircut is really ugly though and you look like a fucking midget.
They use all their bullets to get out of the hood in the morning. None to spare for white bois.
Neato
This thread sucks and is full of niggers
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>Anonymous 05/22/19(Wed)10:40:08 No.800359863▶
Because they don't go to school.
Some of us aren't allowed to use phones during Shabbos.
Yes he did. Quit being a faggot.
Already lost.
fuck you and your gay ass watches. just go to another board fag
Kys
I fucking hate Big Bang theory
I don't get it. Are you saying that muppets are Jews? Because I'm pretty sure Miss Piggy isn't kosher.
I've been bowling all my life, and have been inside numerous bowling alleys. I have literally never once seen this screen. 0/10. Would rate you down if I could.
Is that Carrot Top when he was a baby?
Cats can't even taste sweet stuff! They don't have the recceptors on their tongues. Plus they can't digest plant fibers. This was just a complete waste of a watermelon and cruelty to the kitty who probably died trying to pass a whole, undigested watermelon. And no ass, lasagna wouldn't have been any better for him.
fucking lost lolol
You must be really stupid, here’s your (you)
Dark chocolate is healthy. Of course you're not supposed to just sit around stuffing your face with ir, and smoking in between nibbles.
bro
keep posting watches
i fucking love watches
debating on picking up an AP ROO
that shit probably looks autistic irl
classic.
Can you tell me anything about this bad boy?
Um, no you don't. Why would cut vs uncut effect how you jack off?
First off, thank you for reminding me Super Milk Chan was a thing, secondly, no, he is implying the count is a Jew
I'd wait for the next 11.59.
The first one was a flop but they now have an integrated chronograph and that watch will evolve very nicely
What kind of hipster cunt still wears a watch?
> ifunny watermark
kys
Lost
Absolute truth.
preach brother.
Newfag detector is off the charts!
Fags
I did a fing
Bakka face! The count is a muppet, and he's quiet proud of his heritage from what I understand.
Divers for one. You can't take a phone down with you.
desgustang
Although yours is a $40 mall watch, I actually like fossil. They bought the great old dove watch brand Zodiac, and then propped up thies own movement manufacture! (This is rare and advanced). So new zodiac watches come with in house made movements. Very cool. This is a new Sea Wolf with one of the STP movements. I'm thinking of getting one.
I feed my cat Italian food and fruit all the time.
anything simple? i dont want a chronograph or calendar.
If you think watches are for hipsters you obviously have no idea what that word even means, simpleton.
Check out the detail on the dial of this new Omega aque Terra worldtimer. Not to my taste, but the craftsman ship is obviously excellent. I personally own an AT, the now-discontinued 38.5. it is a very nice case and the 8900 is outstanding in looks and performance.
Adults who have jobs and lives that don't allow them to have a phone glued to their hands all fucking day you spoiled NEET cunt.
Budget?
150
B...but it takes a second to pull it out of pocket...
Worst ylyl ever
Damn watch guy really knows his stuff
Ama my dude. Almost 30 years of perpetual study in horology.
Seiko is a great option. Rock solid watches and the seiko5 series is right in your budget with very capable automatic watches.
This one would be under $100 and under normal use give you many years of reliability.
No nigger. It takes less than a second to look at a watch, and it takes more than a second to take your phone out of your pocket and get it in a position you can see the time from.
:'( so sad, so brave
based grate poster
Hm don't even know what to ask. Did you know the Zodiac watch brand is associated with the Zodiac killer? He used their symbol.
I did know that yes. The association is loose at best. Anyway, I'm a watch nerd and happy to discuss.
I don't get it?
Her uncle has a speech impediment, in other words he dictates things strangely, brainlet.
just a reminder that that little faggot's named noggin clontith
OK, thanks
Just show your tits already you fucking bitch
he kno da wae
factually inaccurate
>Actual true story inbound:
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
your mother raised a retard
But Egypt... We wuz kangs
Have you ever actually been to reddit? It sucks, so no thanks.
Add in 2 million people at thay mud hole and bam you got Africa
You would know, I guess
What are these actually supposed to be
i just lost the game. and so did you
the right gets triggered by that
I think it's solitaire on the pc screen
"Air command"
Doesn't have a slide rule.
Adults.
I have one of these
Its a hybrid smartwatch
>tfw you've been bowling all your life and have never gotten a strike
I feel for you user
I'm tired of u newfag, ur always on every ylyl sharing your retarded opinion why don't you fuck off and lurk more till u understand nobody cares about what you have to say
>imagine saving this file and then re-posting it
As a white man, I can't
Correct, nor did the original. Pilots watches don't necessarily require an e6b (just look at the history and foundations of pilot watches) but they are cool when done correctly (i.e. navitimer)
Not big on smart watches, but if you enjoy it good on you Yea Forumsro. I'd rather see people wear watches I do t like then not wear watches.
Id much prefer a rolex yachtmaster Ii (i know rolex is looked down on by collectors but as a sailor i like it), or better yet a patek phillipe nautilus but alas i only make a measly $110,000 a year.
can someone post the wallmart guns for sale for school project one
No
kek
But she has?
Rolex is not looked down on by anyone but idiots. Their styling is not for me and I don't really desire to own one, but as a brand and organisation they are amazing. They control so much of the process, it's truly astounding. They own and run thier own foundary, in a very secure facility (I've been) and smelt thier own steel and precious alloys.
Camilo is the only real spider man. He's in 3 of these 4 images.
>duh!
What else could it possibly mean? I mean I guess it could mean that user uses words he doesn't understand the meanings of, but I don't think that's it either, because the cartoon was illustrating how to use words properly, therefore that's something that user values a lot.
>black kids
>school
Lol....
Nice shop
lost
You sound rich. Can you spare a Yea Forumsrother a rolex?
are those midgets or children
Found the nigger
The best part is the fact that none of the people using this argument have seen an Egyptian.
Pictured, a mud hovel village in Tanzania.
Anyone who's ever been there knows.
Hi
let's talk about abortion
Kys nigger
He looks like the kind of guy who'd shoot you in the face if you fucked with him.
Nice try
Thats Darwin in Australia moron
Try again Schlomo
Ok watchfags, now that i'm older i am on the search for a proper watch, i dont make much money and I don't know a lot about watches, So my question is can you steer me in the right direction? i can reasonably spend 500 usd without kill my bank acct but would like something maybe cheaper then that.
Thanks bros
Where’s it taken from?
>nope
It may help to crawl out of your trailer park, and actually visit other places in the world. It'll shatter your preconceived notions about what the world outside of your own little bubble is actually like. Africa is cute undergoing massive urbanization and industrialization. This is not without major problems, but the majority of Africans do not live in traditional communities any longer. Within 50 years Nigeria is going to bump the US out of third place for most popuated nation, and in 200 years will likely be the second most populated nation, behind India, not China. Lagos is quickly becoming one of the largest world cities.
Don't all human rapists? I mean humans are apes, or more precisely great apes, along with gorillas, chimpanzees, and bonobos.
Yea Forums's shit
Fossil has nice stuff for around that mark
>most population
Like that’s something to be proud of
Dr Johnson applauds this post
Thanks! found one i like right off the bat.
Much appreciated my good sir
Np my poverty stricken friend
Ok lost, dammit.
Post boipucci
>A Lange
Let me guess. It has a flat face & one of those dials tells you how much longer you'll be on probation.
no u
>Move out of the basement.
>You're 28.
How many attempts does your homo Roman soldier represent?
If you only knew lol but hey im moving up
>How about that airplane food?
I told you where to get a nice cheap watch
Now please post boipucci
Here you go!
>being this new
Never said it was. I said that Africa in general is facing serious problems. Those problems are related to its rapid urbanization, and not the negligible number of primitive cultures that still exist there.
ryan from lizard squad?
>anti infantry claymore
>positions...at
Ffs were these generated by a Chinese granny?
dying
>being this stupid
Tis I.
No, it's because they didn't listen to mr. T and stay in school
Biggest problem in Africa is islams spread
Thanks fren finna jerk it
SUUH BRO ITS TRICK FROM TEAMPOISON, hate those paper airplanes
Makes me moist to know a watchfag is cumming to my tight butthole
Good!
What kind of loser works a shit job where you have to keep your phone in your pocket instead of on your desk?
Is that a flat Earth watch? It doesn't even show all the continents. What a rip off
You were gypped mate. They left the numbers off
Biggest problem in Africa is niggers.
thank me later
I wouldn’t call it tight but whatever id smash it anyway
No homo
I have a Lange. It says I’m permanently on probation. God I wish I could breathe through my nose
I had a light up keyboard in 2009
Cant argue with that
Cool
People who don't want to be seen glancing at their phones during meetings.
The biggest problem on Africa is that they have a number of 'smaller' problems that all need to be sufficiently addressed, but are not being for a number of reasons. Same as everywhere else on earth.
kys
Kek