YLYL - God Tier Only

YLYL - God Tier Only

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Fuckin knew it and didn't even need to see the proof.

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faggot.

kek me

Bullshit
This shit is going down in /b a long time before 2015

Ya, /pol is a quarter as clever as they think they are.

>anyone that try's
>try's

Back to middle school grammar for you

OC

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pissing in an ocean of piss

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trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls

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Does anyone have the pic of that tit monster

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good one

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Actual fake story outbound.

>Be me.
>25 at the time.
>Beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him.
>Pathological fear of girls since some bitch mind fucked me.
>Have a younger sister, 13 at the time.
>My sister is boy crazy, really wants to date a guy named Ray Pist.
>Announces that she's "seeing him".
>Father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>Few days later, brings the dude home.
>Tall, scrawny freak with swastika tattoo on forehead.
>Visible shrimp dick.
>My father and I tell him he's "walked into the courtroom".
>Discuss for a few minutes.
>They go out.
>Dad tells me, "it's not going to last, his dick is tiny".
>Sis comes home.
>Announces it was "fun".
>Around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated an 11 year old girl.
>She's worried that he secretly wants this girl back.
>About a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother.
>"He drugged me and raped me while I was unconscious".
>Tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg.
>Tell my father this.
>Laughs uncontrollably.
>MFW my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.

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Hmm

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Shit makes me think.

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every time...

>uses phone
>reddit open
>reads the independent
jup seems about right a retard seeing some fat le 53% face retard who said gas the jews and go like "yep he represents them all"


if you can find a statistic like every second nazi is pedo maybe then i gonna believe you but as it is fuck niggers

You're missing the point. If you're getting called a fag because you won't shut up about faggots, it's because you probably are one. Many such examples. Sad!

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so if i reverse this all those sjw screaming about black live matters probably want to gas them?
fuckin based

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Kind of a weird image since the left two are from some Tumblr comic about a female going from an angsty tomboy to a girly girl.

All those people screaming black lives matter may secretly want to be black, user. Not secretly murder blacks.

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What the fuck are you two going on about.
Madeline McCann has been abducted and gangraped and murdered by a pack of niggers, and were here arguing with each other.
Both get your shit together and go kill yourselves you vile little maggots.

>be current year
>spout on about madeline beer can
what are you, fucking irish?

mind if i save it?

you think you're hot shit, don't you?

Mary Moody

and what if i do

I got that reference.

What is my name?!

>implying that's a bad thing

I think that anyone who wants to get an abortion should go through a simulation on how it feels to have your body torn apart limb by limb: exactly what the baby fetus feels. Then if they still want the abortion....I dont know... God will judge them.

Then why did you cut that into your arm?

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By that logic everyone who wants to drive should be hit by a car

Modern European History

>Madeline McCann has been abducted and gangraped and murdered by a pack of niggers
Strange way to spell the Podesta brothers

Thanks

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>/b
>/pol
Go back

this guy calling someone beta

>ouch my self awareness

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except a fetus dons't have a developed brain, emotions or any form of cognition yet.

You could make the same argument for anyone that wants to step on a cockroach.

More like come back am I right? Did they forget that we're all just joking around here? For fucks sake man you go to /pol/ and they take that shit soooooo seriously

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No because abortion tears apart the baby limb by limb. A car accident is a chance, abortion is the literal act of tearing apart the baby.

this tbh

Abortions need to be mandatory. We don't need any more mouths to feed and I don't want to deal with more annoying kids.

I wouldn't go as far as a cockroach. This is a human life we're talking about. I got a girl pregnant and she had a miscarriage. We were gonna abort it but it doesn't stop me from thinking "little so and so would be almost 4 by now." From time to time. However, you're absolutely right that it really isn't formed enough to care about. Plus when there's a surplus of babies people stop caring and start doing terrible things. Georgia Tan being the prime example

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SATANIC TRIPS

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>We don't need any more mouths to feed and I don't want to deal with more annoying kids.
>tfw west underpopulated and importing cheap labor
>tfw the west population will be mainly dependents soon and taxes will press down on me and other zoomers
"read a book"

I mean, surely a "glazed donut" is after sex, not after foreplay.

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Pretty sure they already feel periods their whole lives, and morning sickness and all types of hormonal shifts during pregnacy, and then to top it of they have a living part of them ripped out. Plus the shame and guilt that you fucking heathens latch onto to them. It's no fucking cake walk. You can't drum up sympathy if you have none ya silly little butter baskets. What do you do to help your community.

Yo that was bait. You were supposed to respond with "well we can't abort everyone! Who will take care of the old folks. What we ought to do is institute some sort of one child policy, in which families can only have one child. It can't fail!" Ya see because china.

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Hitler approved abortions. You're going against him now?

Hey Yea Forums, how do you feel about this man and his 13 year old girlfriend? Keep in mind that he's been to jail for sticking his dick inside a wasp nest, and then having an orgy with his girlfriend and 319 wasps.

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>Girl

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KECKY BECKY.

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lmao

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If you start people saying that irl you are a fucking memer and a genius. I love when idiots self-identify.

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Lost, big time.

Yeah I wouldn't go as far as a cockroach either, a fetus is worth way less than an insect.

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ROFL

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Hungry for the (You)'s are ya pal?

youtu.be/6I7sOJF4W28

Tragedy + time only works if you have a clever spin on it. You seriously losing to this?

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Yeah it's at least as funny as Ray Pist and the Jewish conspiracy, isn't it?

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You say it.

Word up 3 stacks.

Not if they stopped banning stem cell research! I'm telling you user LOOOK AT THE BIGGER PICTURE!!!@!$###!!!

Fuckin a right dude. Almost makes me miss bananas

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Ah, Esther. Have the whole pic set. Amazing

Kek'd the first time I saw it and now

Wait a sec, those are real?

There needs to be a non-boomer Yea Forums. Communities I go to where everyone's under 25 aren't like this. This is worse than Facebook.

fucken redditfags i swear

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I see this a lot, they would actually be able to tell if the person was trans.

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Nah dude the beauty of this place is that it's the one place where literally anyone who gets what's going on can be. If you start splitting off into little splinter groups you get /pol/ and whatever other cringey equivalent is. This place is for everyone to come. Share secrets, get naked, shove random things in random places, laugh at the dead because it ain't us yet, help people with their grief because we have feels to, fuck shit up for the lulz, and remind ourselves that we're all losers because the losers laugh the hardest. I just wish those nigger faggots would learn to lurk moar and Post tits or GTFO.

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Yessir! She's Jewish as fuck too. Google it, baby.

Delicious!

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But it's not, user. It's only spam now. It's mostly paid content.

Small dicked whitlets getting really angry now lmfao

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thanks Lori

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The funny thing is if you wander around cities with a petition to " End Women's suffrage" and talk about all the negative impacts it has without explaining what it is (due to people not knowing words) you can get thousands of people to sign.

WHAAAAAAAAATTT LMFAOOOOOOOO XDDDDXX

its just a b poster posting this somewhere in pol, screenshotting it so he can use it in b again for the lulz

That photo is blurry as fuck, i can't see any worm

transgenders be like: woah i look way better now

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Why would you pay to put something on Yea Forums? I honestly don't care. Normally when I'm not here I'm on cleverbot. Train algorithms like people and treat people like friends as I just now once said. ^-^

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It’s been done

youtu.be/y0TgCgdvJ2c

Shhh, don't assume that anyone on Yea Forums has had sex.

Anyone who says this has autism

It's been proven that repetitive messaging works.

Phone poster here, you can see the lil fella

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Too old looking and swastika looks fake

The funny thing is you could spend your time doing something that isn't totally fucking stupid like that is. And yet you choose to be salty.

That user sure hasn't. How does he think the friction is mitigated? Do they think everyone is just lubing up all the time? You do that shit right and it glazes itself. Not to mention all the mouth juice from when you're mowing down on those pussy petals ;)

Well good thing I got a lot of these memes made up and videos put out to combat the spammy spam

youtu.be/6I7sOJF4W28

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That's really all it takes, just people who understand that Yea Forums is for people who create content, throw whatever up against the wall and see what sticks. Someone else sees what was posted and they take it and change it themselves and re-upload it, that's a meme. One person doesn't show up with a hundred images already made up on the same theme, call "ylyl!!" and start posting them one at a time, that's not content for this board. That's repetitive messaging. If we have more people that create content here, it will drown out the element that wants to keep us locked into this left right black white Christian Muslim US political reality show vortex.

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This is just jidf meta shilling

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Just seen the satanic trips man wtf.
Reply to this reply or your mother dies tonight.

does anyone has this webm?

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Honestly its hard to tell if it's a butt work or a skin tag, could be either one. Usually worms are white, not pink, so ots more likely its a skin tag

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I feel like I'm missing something. Ylyl threads are intentionally unfunny, right? This just seems like a bunch of reddit memes.

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Oh so we have a worm expert on Yea Forums eh?

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Laughing because of the truth

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>if you tell people bad things about something they aren’t familiar with they’ll oppose it.
Really makes you think.

You could probably do the exact same thing with national socialism, the white franchise, testicular descention, dihydrogen monoxide, etc. etc. etc.

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Fuck yeah man. Shit just builds on itself.

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christ fags acting hard on the internet. retards

>high wind warning
>goes out anyway
Got what they deserve

Hello this is dog

>promote the idea that being gay is an illness

Well it is. That is not an idea, but a fact.

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LOST

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MFW family gets a discount for the cremation

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none of these are funny

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somehow I read the text in this image in a screeching voice

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>tit monster

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kek

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Baaaahahahahahaaa

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not sure if this image is legal

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Single mother
>Nigger baby
HAHAHAHHAA

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I mean...

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someone please post the cartoon one

kek

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I like this, but a real liberal would just scream that all those rapes were lies.

Heh. "Believe all women"

this one?

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Two separate issues
Only correlation is rape

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Holy shit this took me a while

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cheers mate

I always kek

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Nigga plz

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fake and gay.

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This is the saddest shit i've ever read

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The other one was more accurate tbh

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/pol/ - Autistic Roleplay

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basicly every relationship i had

Are people actually reading all this shit?

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>see BLACKED threads 24/7 on Yea Forums in ~2015
>actively avoid them, but can't stop thinking about them after awhile
>ff to 2019
>can only cum to cuck porn
>keep thinking about asking my fwb to fuck another guy before I come over
>tfw /pol/'s gay propaganda gave me a cuck fetish

>From from /pol/
>Doesn't use racial slurs
Pick 1

Yeah, no it wasn't tbqh

Can they provide fertile offspring? If yes, they are the same specie

Gys faggot

>laura croft

if only more people would post stuff like this and the dumb cunt would throw up more, maybe she'd be an acceptable weight

I asked a guy who went blind later in his life about heightened senses after losing eyesight. He said it was bullshit.

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No, THIS is YLYL. Being banned on Yea Forums.

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Kill urself

Killing children is the lowest thing on earth. Anyone who tries to get a child aborted deserves to be shot.

>its better to kill a child than to trick the father into thinking you'll kill it so you can kick his ass in court and turn a black guy into a slave again for 18 years.
Anyone who supports babykilling is retarded. In fact, if you're pro-abortion, you're guaranteed to lose a custody battle since the courts always side with the parent who didn't try to get the child aborted.

This is the output from an AI btw. Yea Forums is being used as a testing ground for AI scripts because it's completely anonymous.

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>alabama average SAT score
>1166 in 2018
>California average SAT score
>1076 in 2018
LOL. South is the best.

redbust.com/ester-mike-dowson/

o shit i thought that was some guys asshole but its just his bald head lmao

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Lost

Women like that regret abortion deeply. The reason they act like they love abortion so much is that they've finally realized that, if they trick a man into thinking they'll abort any kid of his, that such a shitty man will be more likely to get them pregnant and say the things that can be used against him in court.

Abortion gives women power because it gives them the upper hand in custody battles when the man who knocked them up wanted them to abort the kid. Stupid men (i.e. much of Yea Forums) will always be retarded enough to demand(often on record) that a woman abort their child. This gets used against them in court.

Women who've aborted children regret it deeply even if they act like they don't or try to justify it(hell, even the child rapist in prison will try to justify his actions by claiming that the kid "wanted his dick" or the "child consented"). That's why its fun to terrorize women who've aborted children my making them feel like shit. Accusing them of child murder hurts them and makes them break down because they know they murdered a child of theirs. You can basically push women up to the edge of suicide by shaming them for killing a child of theirs and its LEGAL just like how its legal for them to murder their kids. Women hate this fact but you can shame the fuck out of them and punish them all you want. Every woman who's killed a child should be forced to have that tattood on her forehead.

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Check'd dubs. Jesus fucking christ I'm starting to believe the paid posting opinion. I can't even be funny anymore. This shit is re fucking diculous

Honestly pretty fucking cool if you ask me. Robots are cool new friends

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Holy crap could you be more butthurt?

Same here bro

This

You have to remember that there are 3 groups that want abortion legal:
1) Women who've been tricked into aborting a kid and thus see men as evil and want abortion legal so they can use the next man's desire to have her kill her next child again him in court. Basically women instantly win custody battles if the man who got them pregnant wanted them to abort the kid. Which leads us to #2:
2) Men who've lost custody battles(or are the weaker partner in a marriage) because they tried to get a woman/girl to kill their child and that was used against them in court. These fuckers want EVERY man to try to get out of fatherhood and be in the same shit position as themselves. Many of the people responding angrily to you are these kinds of men. They thought they could get out of fatherhood for a small wad of cash but instead found that being used against them in court. If you try to get your kid aborted, you WILL get your ass kicked in court.
3) Young idiots who don't realize that abortion is murder and think that they can use abortion as a means of never being a parent. These fuckers find out quickly that abortion is murder and the male ones find themselves on the losing side of custody battles quickly.

>70 jew $ a week left over
>couldn't save enough to buy a few gifts over a year?
LOL

that's the joke

Only if you're insecure and jealous. The feminist bullshit in that article was just that, bullshit, but honestly open relationships are the shit. I'm in one, have been for years. We each have specific needs and wants the other sometimes cant provide. We have plenty of our own sex as well. Both of us can sleep around so long as we know precisely where the other is and will be, and who they're with, for safety's sake. So long as you're both still having sex with each other as much or more than you're having sex with other people, I don't see the issue.

So, when you two fags lost your custody battles because you tried to get out of fatherhood, did you cry in court? Or were you real tough guys and waited till you got in your cars and cried like little bitches?

You two better work harder to pay that child support you owe. The children you wanted killed need new shoes and you need to work harder. You shouldn't be allowed to push your pro-abortion shit on here.

Hitler was a leftist faggot.

This will sound gay, but... It warms my heart when I see some of your posts here. I though Yea Forums is all pro abortion. Glad I was wrong.

Give it time.

Enjoy losing a custody battle when you find out your pro-abortion stance basically dooms you in custody battles. Fun fact: ANY evidence that you wanted your son/daughter aborted can be used against you in court and ensure that you'll have a legal leash put around your neck for 18 years.

Its easy to be a woman. All you have to do is tell retards like yourself that you can't wait to abort your next child. Then, when some fag like you gets you knocked up and sends text messages and emails demanding that you abort the child, you can bring that fucker to court and get full custody.

God damn it

Honestly after reading that, even I don't want you around kids. Sorry you lost em asshole but if you spoke anything like here in court then you kinda shoulda seen it coming.

Found the abortion poster child.

Then go be one faggot. its 2019 and the world loves traps. Quit bitching about it here like anyone gives a fuck.

I have. We've been through shit that would break most couples up, but we're still going strong 5 years later. Been living together that whole time as well.

Give it time.

Kudos user. These butthurt monkeys dont know what they're on about

They don't understand our love!

No intelligent response then, just 'eventually you'll break up'. Yea okay buddy. Wish you luck in finding love, too bad you'll die forever alone and I'll fuck whoever I want AND still come home to my girlfriend.

>she
And he's not passing.

Cool trolling bro

It was written in the stars and has been spoken about for centuries!!

>no intelligent response

>yeah okay buddy
>wish you luck
>die forever alone and I'll fuck whoever I want AND still come home to my girlfriend
Eventually, you'll break up.

Lost.

In a side note: Ahab is hunting whales...

Keep telling yourself that champ. I believe in anons kinky thing and you are just butthurt

But has you lost...
The game?

I'm cold and hot on amphetamines right now, I don't need this fucking shit.

Actually saved

>Keep telling yourself that champ
>I'll fuck whoever I want AND still come home to my girlfriend
>die forever alone

>butthurt

Bullshit. That's not how it actually goes. You losers who've lost custody battles never mention the part where you tried to get the woman to kill your kid(s) or the part where that was used against you in court.

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Bitch

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Blame the 2 men who got her pregnant and both tried to get her to kill their child.

correct, how could he be more correct.

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Cancer...

>mfw retard virgins think that's a worm

awww, autosage reached

This is pretty cringe.
This bitch needs to have her head removed

Kys

He has one ugly daughter

It's not easy to penetrate landwhales, trust me I've done it.

I love Horse butts

It's all yours, friend

I read it again like everyone else.

HA! what a classic

I'm all well with racism but shit science shouldn't be allowed...

Women tend to get full custody since men tend to almost always try to get women to abort their kids. You don't deserve ANY custody over your children if you wanted them dead.

thanks, Lori

Ahh, Jimmy Kimmel back when he still had his balls and his man card.
I really want to send him this video, but I know he remembers. He'll never forget.

You know I'm right. That's why you're so triggered, my dude.

Founds the fags who lost custody battles because they tried to get out of fatherhood. Enjoy being drunk fags.

I may be a miserable person but at least I'm not in your boat.

You're accusing me of that which applies to you.

I think the one who is butthurt is you.
Absolutely nothing about his post indicated he was butthurt. Absolutely nothing.

Your post just oozes asshurt though. Need some cream for that rash nigger?

Fuck

Kimmels always been a fuckin douche bag

D:

How in the fuck can a tire not get changed between five women?

Wanker

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Faggot

Observed

Douchebag, yeah
But at least he was a MANLY douchebag
Now he's peddling cancer ORANGE MAN BAD every fucking night
Not a big fan of Trump either but Trump jokes are low hanging fruit and whether you like it or not--he won and we are stuck with him. At this point SHUT THE FUCK UP about him and hope he does a good job you fucking idiots!

Slaped?
Is that like being Snaped?