How can i smuggle a bit weed on the airport without getting caught?

How can i smuggle a bit weed on the airport without getting caught?

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Had a friend that worked for TSA. Said his job was primarily searching for dangerous weapons and activity. I posed the question of bringing weed on the plane, he said it's not his job to care, that's for the police. Said they don't confiscate or call police for small amounts. Not sure if he was serious or if I would risk doing so.

Short answer: you don't
Long answer: you don't because airports have drug dogs.

Which airport?
I know it's easy to snuggle shit through Newark because they are always busy and their security sucks.

I wouldn't try it. They generally don't let anyone get on the airport. Now if you want to take weed in the airport you should be fine. I do it all the time. Just make sure it doesn't smell and don't put it in foil or anything that would set off the metal detector. Or try to take it international. that would certainly be a mistake

Same for Hilo except they just Hawaiians all chill AF.

In your vagina

put it up your asshole

buy a kinder egg, throw most of it away, keep the yellow egg shell, place weed in a bag inside it, place as far up your ass as you can.

Nostalgia, that girl has earned more than a few loads from me.

OP, its not really the TSA you need to worry about. Hiding a little plant matter in your suitcase is easy from X-Ray techs, and even if they do see it, like he ^ said, they're mostly there for protection, not enforcing laws. At many airports, the line to get to security will be patrolled by cops and dogs, there's your worry. Also, the secured bag area is sometimes sweeped by dogs too. The problem is that while weed may be legal in some particular state, it is still illegal is regards to federal law. And airports by their nature attract feds.

Don't bother, just buy some when you get there.

Don't do this in Oakland. I got busted with a joint.
They didn't even touch my vape shit otherwise i would have caught a distributing charge as well.
Thankfully California has actual criminals so i only got a fine for a few thousand dollars.

The dogs are searching for bombs, not drugs. They won't stop you for weed.

Vaccuum seal plant bags
Or get edibles and put them in a bag of halls

absolutely not worth the risk. easy enough to buy at your arrival location

there are narcotics dogs also

OP here
What about grinding down like 1 or 2 grams and spreading it inside a folded shirt and put it in the big luggage and not the small one that comes with me inside the airport?
what are the odds of them finding it like this?

Just do it. Make sure you're going to Indonesia too.

Vaccum sealed baggies and have a pair of shoes with cutout compartments inside you can pull away the lining from.

The X-ray can differentiate the composition of materials throughout the volume. The only way to hide something is to mix it with similar things. Like you'd have to put the weed in a bag of leaves or something... But then you'd have to smuggle a bag of leaves without them searching it.

I only vape concentrates so I put them in bags of candy and haven't been caught.

Why bother taking the risk? Just buy some wherever you are going to

Agreed there are two kinds of dogs you will find at airports and even sporting events explosive and drug detection, while a dog will only be trained in one you will have multiple dogs.

Denver dogs are trained for both.

Drug dogs and narco dogs are different though. The dogs can't communicate what it found. Plus people don't usually traffic drugs by going on a public plane... Then again, not many terrorists take their bombs to an airport.

It’s really more worthwhile to just find a connect where you’re going they even have social media sites for weedmen now. The thing is if you get caught you’re looking at a felony right off the rip for trying to bring a little bud on a plane. To me it’s not worth the risk although Realistically if it’s vacuum sealed and baggie no one would be any wiser it’s not like it would show up on an X-ray or anything either. Do what you will user but the risk even though it’s not likely to get caught the consequences of getting caught would literally just be ruining your life over an 1/8th.

K9s at the airport ARE NOT trained for weed. Also it’s just weed. Fly with a thc pen next time. I flew in with a thc cartridge from NYC to Cali and flew back to nyc with more cartridges absokutely no problem I just stuck it with all my electronics laptops and wires. They actually checked my girlfriends bag randomly and not mine. But if you just had cartridges you can claim they are cbd only

OP don't listen to these bitches.
I took heroin meth and needles all the way across the country with layovers.
I put the needles in my sock.
And I put the drugs in this inside pocket I had on my pants.
So I'd recommend putting the weed in your socks

what country you going too? ill sort u out a plug in most tourist places

Bali

Bali wtf just put it in your boogie board bag and shit will be fine they'll never find it.

jesus christ bro, i wouldnt even bother.

15 years out there for some weed.

but if you want some be prepared to bribe police if caught. Best place to look is Kuta, Bali. Ask the aussie guys surfing. theres always some guys about.

>weed is totally not addictive guys
>jesus i need weed how can i smuggle that shit through airport security
Pot smokers are fucking idiots

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You’re actually 100% objectively wrong. I work for TSA they are 100% trained to sniff and alert on just about any drug you can name. Ofc you use cartridges you gen Z pussy probably never even done a real dab. Actually kill yourself and don’t give bad information

keks

can i get sauce please?

I have successfully taken 3 grams of wax from Missouri to Florida on 4 different occasions now. I put it into a tube of chapstick and put it into my toiletries bag. Never even had a scare.

Your logic is retarded. Its not a matter of addiction f you go on vacation you want to have fun. You don’t do drugs on vacation? Or are you just too poor for traveling and drugs all together so you think being a broke sober loser somehow puts you above stoners? Not rhetorical genuinely wonder how poor people think and if they even have a deeper level of consciousness. Poor people are so salty about life and I just want to understand why

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10000% samefag

Sauce my dudes?

Weed is only addictive in the same way video games or TV is addicting. There is no physical dependency ever created. People get addicted to feeling good and blocking their emotions not the actual weed itself. Smoked for years and i do still off and on, on an “off” period right now but when I don’t smoke there is no need or compulsion to smoke because it doesn’t create a physical dependency

>10000%

found the weedfag math major

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I'm diabetic, and I fly with needles every time I travel. I've had my bag searched before, but not every time, and I can't say whether it was because it had needles in it. And they never asked me specifically about the pouch that contains the needles either. It's usual something stupid like a large bag of skittles.

I think this is a great idea

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in a ziploc bag shoved up your pussy dumbass.

Does it really matter if it has the same effect?

It's easy just put it in a pressure cooker and secure the lid with duct tape and wire

Fake news.
The DEA says weed is more addictive than crack