Secrets/confession bread

First time I fucked her:
>She supports Glasgow Celtic, bets me Celtic would beat my team
>Give her €100 if Celtic win, tell her she has to spend the next day wearing nothing but my football top if they lose >Celtic lose 1-0, she turns up at my dorm door the next morning still drunk
>make her strip completely in the corridor and then hand her my top before letting her in
>we drink some more, I play with her hard little nips through the top, slide my hand up her thigh and finger her til she cums a few times and then she rides me until I fill her cunt
>fuck her doggystyle on the couch and then again with her bent over my desk
>she's on the pill but still panics when she sobers up enough to realise my cum was running down her legs, cute as fuck

lucky bastard, Im gonna cum all over her clothes when shes out tmmrw, shes hot as fuck and its the closest ill ever get.

She also liked to be used and humiliated, everyone thought she was a good girl. All my friends got to listen to her scream and moan as she came, and I made sure I fucked her when her flatmates were in so they heard her too. She visited me at Christmas and I fucked her in my garden, it was dark and she couldn't see two of my friends standing within 20 feet of her, as i took all her clothes off, fucked her and then came on her face and tits

I occasionally masturbate to women on the internet indulging in sexual performances.

I'm slowing realizing I am definitively aroused by pain. Spanking, paddling,
caning, ball busting (slapping punching, kicking, paddling, the acrylic crushers..), electro, hair pulling, biting..
Fuck it feels good. The last three nights I've cum purely from busting my balls and I already did today and want to do it again already.

bruh what the fuck

enjoy never having kids

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I mean fair but I also never want kids anyway.

Lmao

I’ll take “things that never happened for €100.

Also Celtic didn’t lose to your pleb tier team, you’re probably one of those cum swallerin’ bluenosers.

Fuck off faggot.

well fine, just careful not to damge the jewels to hard regardless

i've had two different homo dream. one just now, i secretly went away with this attractive dude. he gave me a handjob lying in a hotel room. my sister somehow found where i was and knocked on the door not knowing i was being a complete faggot. i escaped out the bathroom window.

the first one i ever had a couple of years ago, in my dream i was riding this huge bear like i was a little woman, except i was a man and he was pounding my ass.

in real life, i'm not gay.

STOP PRETENDING TO BE ME WHAT DID I START NO NO NO

A badder person

bruh what the fuck

Yeah. I probably should be careful. It's just tempting. Trying to limit myself because it is a very real possibility though.

bruh what the fuck

my sister is ridiculously hot, I really want to cum on her clothes and then see her wear said clothes. I would be hard as fucking diamonds

March 4th 2008, Barcelona (my team) beat Celtic 1-0

Just roofie and rape her. Don't stop at the spooge pranks. You will be labeled a pervert, earn it.

I repair stuff like PC's and phones, so when I have the device of someone I know, I recover deleted files from their memory storages, I get nudes and videos, so I fap to them

I introduced my dad to Yea Forums. I recognize his incest stories and get off to them. He doesn't know I can tell when he is lurking.

>Just roofie and rape her.
I do have some morals user
I wanna try a hidden cam tho, not sure how I would go about it

Hidden nanny cams come to mind.

Son is that you?

You must work for the geek squad at best buy.

>Hidden nanny cams come to mind.
yeah, Ill probably get one of those soon, especially since shes going to college next year.

Pics of sister

>fucking chick from Edinburgh
>6/10 on the bigger side of chubby but great tits and just submits to everything i say
>invite her over
>realise i need to get blind drunk to put up with her shitey accent and ugly ass face
>spend next 3 hours working through a bottle of vodka straight. she gets here and starts drinking to
>fast forward another 2/3. i'm pretty damn wasted...suggest "hey, lets..."
>spend about an hour and a half with her head hanging off the side of my bed while i furiously jam my cock down her throat
>too drunk to cum, so just keep ramming it down there while sipping on my vodka while i give her a chance to breath
>after the hour and half i'm getting bored and badly need to pee
>"meh i'm done"
>finally pull my meat out of my throat and walk straight to the bathroom without saying a word
>as i reach the bathroom door bitch rolls onto her side and projectile vomits everywhere, the floor, bed, walls, it's everywhere
>as i'm pissing like there is no tomorrow i call a friend (gay fag who's just a glorified taxi driver)
>"yeah...i think it's time you should leave"
>bitch doesn't say a word, just gets dressed and waits out front
>i'm pissing myself laughing as i clean up the sick
>ignored all her calls/texts every since
>last i heard she's popped out about 3 kids by now

When my cousin was 10, I used to cuddle with her a lot. Eventually I licked her pussy a few times, after the first time, she asked me to do that when we were alone because it felt so good.

only because im feeling nice

sorry forgot pic

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lol
nice try.

i've actually been that guy. chick had just turned 16, legal where i'am from. She actually made her brother,19 brony fag pick me up from and drop me off at her local train station. Spent the night railing fuck out of her and watching shitty movies.

i wore a penis extension sleeve in my pants in my senior year of high school just to bulge flash/try and impress the sluts. I loved the way it felt on me, slightly lubed up and constantly hanging off my dick. I thought there wasn't anything wrong with it since the girls are allowed to wear skin tight ass revealing leggings

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im a degenerate gambler who spends 95% of all the money i can get my hands on gambling most of mt friends know it, parents still dont

I put 2 golden labs down in the woods. Shoot em and leave em when they cant help hunt. 1 was 4 years old and the other was 5 years old. At that point fuck it, their done and useless.

lucky, My sister would fuck this nigger that used to bully me
pic related

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I get off sharing pics and videos of my buddy's milf ex. Stuck up bitch would be beyond humiliated that people know exactly what she looks like naked and with a cock in her mouth and cunt. My kik is sunnymanner if interested

sometimes i bump threads

thats very based of you

bruh what the fuck

bruh what the fuck

One night, my daughter calls me. She's hammered and at a frat party. Campus is nearby. She says guys are getting grabby and almost force-feeding her booze.
I drive there, walk right in. Drunken idiots barely noticed me.
I walk upstares, hear some bedroom crap.
1st door, two guys plowing some petite girl, double penetration.
2nd door, circle of guys. I walk in and get a look. They are gang-banging, taking turns, on a thick black girl
3rd door, 3 guys almost have my daughter naked. One of the guys recognized me, prods the other guys to back off.
I carry her to my car and drive home.
As we get near home, I see she is drunkenly playing with herself. I ignore.
I carry her to her bedroom. She slurs "thanks daddy" and does not let go, kissing my neck.
Been a week since I was laid and I always had a horrible lust for her... looking so much like her estranged mother and all.
She opens up her shirt. I strip of her skirt... her panties are still at the frat house I guess. I go down on her until she nearly climaxes.
It takes her nearly forever, she was that drunk. When she got close, I slid my dick right in and pumped until I came in her. I was surprised she orgasmed so hard too... she was wasted.
After that, she was home every night for the rest of the time she was in college. Neither of us discussed why with anyone else.

How did you know he was a brony? Was he that much of a fag that he openly talked about it?

I like watching people jerk off to pictures of my girlfriend and I like to take pictures of her and her feet when she sleeps

I've been sharing nudes and videos of my wife on /b for some time now. Even went as far as exposing her full name. She's become fairly well known on here. I want to take it further though. I want to see her get get fucked by another user while he posts pics of it to /b.

Bifag here, I'd love to fuck my gf's super cute nephew

pics?

The chapel murders in the 80s I did.

How old was she at the time? If you'd given her some good fucking beforehand she might not have turned into such a slut.

Me and my sister watched our older brother take part in a gangrape of our neighbour

me and my ssbbw mature mom got drunk and fucked a few months back. it was the best pussy i've ever had to date and i crave it more and more every night

She was 19 and I "accidentally" fucked her a few times before that when her mother left us. It wasn't until after that we had sex on a regular basis.

Sadly don't have any to share atm. He is only 12ish but easily an 8/10 imo

That really requires a follow up post, what the fuck happened?

you'll burn in hell for eternity and rightly so

Pics of feet for proof

if you ever find those pics im here.

Noted

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I watched my best friend get murdered and did nothing to help. It happened at a park after hours. He ran off into the woods and I told him not to and heard his screams and went to look and it was too late. His neck was already gashed wide open.

good you degenerates should often be reminded of that

How do you "accidentally" fuck someone? Was she drunk then as well?

When was the first time?

I put my dick in my sisters mouth while she was sleeping a decade ago and i think she knows
ive been trying to hit her up for awhile now with sneak shit like what do you think of this profile pic, try to bring up sex in a playful manner, etc. but never got close

I heard one time she said i was cute to my mom in a whisper when i went out and got some new clothes and it sounded genuine

ive been jerking off to her forever now

I killed my first person last month. I think I'm going to do it again soon.

>That really requires a follow up post, what the fuck happened?

The fuck happened was a housparty at our place the summer before he was off to College.
Me and my sister were allowed to be home as long as we stuck to our room and the attic.

But beeing 10 we naturally spied as fuck on our brother and his friends.
We saw 2 of his friends carry our unconscious neighbour up the stairs and into our brothers room so naturally we went back to our room. out on the roof (attached garage) and snuck over to our brothers window (looking out on the same roof)

The two guys had already gotten her almost completely naked and one of them was pulling his own pants off.
they got quickly to it and started fucking her as soon as they could. taking turns . My brother and 2others came inn after a while and joined inn on the fun. and later 2 other guys showed up taking turns mostly.
They did try DP at one point but they had trouble with it so they just ended up taking turns.

lasted well over an hour

I’m jealous of my little brothers penis size.

My post ends in 56

I fuck my german shepherd everyday.

My post ends in 78

My older sister lets me sleep in her bed since my transition, but only if I wear a diaper. She says it’s because of spiro sprinkles but I think it’s because she’s grossed out by my bepis :(

lol are you talking about something that happened 11 years ago ? I bet you never got laid after that. Also nice larping you faggot

You're a faggot

I married my wife when she was 19 and I was 30, but I first met her when she was 12.

It's actually a lot less sleazy than it sounds.

Best part is I used to be a cop and now I'm in the FBI.

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I found a dead body deep in the mountains and poked it then walked away. You dont dare report it because next time that body will be you, its freaky.

The fuck is larping.

first bang when?

That's a bit hard to explain. She has always had some kind of fix on me. I chalked it up to her being a "daddy's girl".
Before her mom left, she would walk in on us having sex. My girlfriend would make me let her stay saying "she's just curious."
When my girlfriend, her mom, left, she caught me banging babysitters.
As she got older, I screwed some of her friends and their moms... and sometimes a coworker, I didn't commit to anyone, hoping her mother would come back.
The first time, she was 16, I woke up to my girlfriend being back. Her favorite hairstyle, her perfume, waking me up by pulling out my dream woodie and straddling it.
Three pumps into it, I was fully awake and realized it was my daughter. By that point, I didn't care.
Also, I learned not to drink around her or be in a sexual situation she could walk in on. I resist nothing at those points. Almost nothing, guys, the foul and the ugly are still barriers.

that's also what they do in porn user, nobody has 9 or 10 inch wangs in real life. But those prosthetics are really sophisticated and cost few hundred dollars

I bet the sweaty fag was outside the room wanking his brains out to his little sisters moans. Probably cried a bit as well.

I have no sympathy for weeby twats like this purely because I used to be one.

Welcome to Yea Forums

I know, nice quads

I worked at a factory and watched someone fall from a conveyor belt 100 ft in the air. He sounded like meat and bones slamming on the ground and looked like ground beef.

Is the GS make or female, what are you?

You're probably not going to believe this but it was actually on our wedding night.

how old was the neighbour?
Im assuming your brothers friends were his age?

Had 12 gf when 25.

16 when 23.

I think about that every single day. Was it amazing?

I don't know, it was nice but it was awkward as it was my first so it was messy.

I fingered a 16 year old in a movie theater. We were dating at the time, but I was older.

I will never forget how I was able to slip her gym shorts almost completely off, and saw how glazed over her eyes were from cumming so often. Her eyes would roll back and she would spasm to kingdom come.

Nowadays, I love my current partner with all my heart, but the sex just isn't the same. Sometimes I think about how much better of a body my ex had, and how much more I loved her reactions.

Or maybe I was just addicted to the taboo of it all.

I still fap to the idea of fucking her every now and then. I'm sad I never got the chance.

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What movie was it?

faggot.

she was 14.
and yes they were all around 17-18. a couple of them were going into their senior year the rest had just graduated highschool.

older by a day XD

The Good Dinosaur.

I'm not the person you replied to asking that, but I will ask you this. When you did sexual stuff, your memories, did you remember the movie playing, the show on TV, or the song on the radio if it wasn't the sexual thing that led to the sex play?

Honestly yeah. I don’t know why but my memory stores data like that on the nights I got lucky

my very attractive step daughter walks around in her skimpy underwear and it makes my cock diamonds.

My brain focuses on the sexy stuff and makes the rest a blur. You a girl or one of those sentimental types?

She's either a tease or wants you. Lose-lose, either way.

age?

Sentimental autist I guess

almost 20 - been doing it for years

You've got to have some creep shots right?

rape her faggot. she obviously wants it.

Damn bro you a pedo

Nothing wrong with that. You will be in a functional relationship someday.

nada. she has grabbed my phone and taken selfies - in a bikini shots though.

You might just be really young. As you get older, the more sex memories you collect, the less the non-sex details stick.

...you gonna share em?

I fap more to YouTube videos than I do to porn.

>confession
I haven't a fucking clue what HUD does.

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WOW! I thought I was the only one.

here is not a selfie -

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Damn bruh, you get to see her in her undies? That must be torture

He doesn't know her you moron.

When I clubbed with friends, I got them to tease me for my virginity. It was an act. I got laid a lot easier by rand-o's who loved the idea of being someone's first.

I love girls that do gymnastics and yoga

just about every day. somedays they are less. its hell, maintain eye contact.

same. certain faces make me cum.

Same, also some music videos and dance videos.

or pool challenges.

moar!

Fine. 2nd time. It was about a week later. I was stressed about it, crossed the line and caved to my daughter. I figured I fucked her up for life and I was thinking about how to fix that.
I was watching TV, cooler full of OJ and a couple bottles of vodka. I decided to numb myself and forget for now.
Daughter called, said she would be gone all night. I called around, nobody in my black book was available for sex. Not even her one friend's lonely mom... not even my girlfriend (not daughter's mother, current one).
I que'd up a bunch of porn and I figured drink and fap the urge away. By that time, busting a nut wasn't easy... booze makes me take longer.
I heard the door, I figured my girlfriend was sent home early. She was working someone else's shift. I said "Hey, little help please."
My daughter stepped into the room, I pulled my shirt over my cock. "I need to finish, go to your room." She stripped and said "So... drunk, huh?"
I laid back, I had no will power. I started telling myself she was her mother. She did jiggles and wiggles saying "I'm gonna' work at the bar one day"
The bar was the strip bar my current gf and I worked at... and no, I was the door guy, not a dancer.
She got up on my chair, made it nearly fall back, and put her pussy to my face. Sex mode on. I started eating her out... no thinking now.
I worked at getting my pants the rest of the way off during. As she got close, she straddled my cock.
When I got fully inside her, I started kissing and caressing her like I did her mother back in the day.
She slid up and down. When she got near the edge again, she did it rapidly. With her pussy orgasming, even my drunken cock noticed and came inside her.
It dawned on me that putting her on the pill a couple months before that was a great idea. I did it for her skin. Now, it is for its original purpose.

Cool story kid.

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You asked.

i want a pair of my neighbors panties to rub on my cock while i jerk it.

8.dub.dub.dub.dub. not bad man

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Get "the bad kid" to steal it for $20. Easy peasy.

Why not just use your moms or sisters?

no bad kid and that would leave someone who could tell.

nah...

The "bad kid" does not have credibility. I used "the bad kid" in families in many areas I lived in. They always dug a deeper hole in their credibility when they tried to tell on me.

That’s how you end up like

When I was 15, my history teacher gave me a ride after school and we stopped at her house and I fucked the hell out of her every day for five months.

You were a great partner for your teacher. You kept it secret. You weren't one of those weenies that got the teacher in trouble by making it public.

I once asked a girl to spit on my face while I licked my mom's heels. She said yes.

And did you do it?

I don't know if I was molested or not.

I have some weird memeories from when I was a kid, around the age of seven. I remember a friend's house who I would go to, and I can remember his dad being naked, but I don't know if that was just like, getting out of the shower or something.

Around that age I became sexual, not just 'curious', but I definitely remember masturbating while thinking of sexual situations, mostly involving other guys.

I also have, to this day, sexual fantasies about being a child and sleeping with an older man, but sometimes they feel almost real.

Of course

Wait like licking your moms feet or just her shoes?

Her shoes

Oh. Ever do anything with her panties?

Now and then, yeah, mostly licking them while I jacked off

You definitely were raped by your friends' dad

i remember being molested. i think knowing is almost better than knowing because at least your brain is upfront about what happened.

I want to be a girl, but I don't wanna be trans.

Plus I'm still very happy as a man. So I'm just staying male, but dressing as a girl sometimes on the side and it feels cool and magic *_*

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You never dressed up?

Probably. Just weird that I wouldn't remember it if it did happen, since I have a very good memory in general, and can definitely remember other traumatic shit.

The other possiblity I've thought about was perhaps I just developed a little early, and ended up watching some sort of weird porn or something. I had a computer in my room since I was like five, and my parents never monitored it.

Nah, never interested me. I enjoy traps though

would've done the same buddy u__u

Do you plan on starting hrt?

Sounds like a mental safety mechanism. Be glad and stop thinking about it.

Hell no, too much trouble and I'd have to see a psychiatrist and stuff like that. But my body is very small and fairly feminine, so when I dress up I feel satisfied-ish

Take psychedelics, often they let you unlock memories your brain blocked out. Can be hard, but after that you can properly process the traumatic event and it's overall better.

Damn.. nice

i'll probably never have them but if i cut them theyed probably be covered in jizz in a few weeks anyway.

You need hrt if you want it to stay that way

From ages 16 through 22 I played with an ex classmate of mine. Blowjobs, handjobs, foot worship, pissing, we never fucked, though. We are both male. Fun times.

I don't think I'm dysphoric enough to have the "balls" (heh) to start hrt... Honestly I think I could survive if I find a slightly dom gf that will headpat me.

I think I read a few incest stories about a dad and his inbred daughter, a Yea Forumstard daughter. That you?

"I did not have sexual relations with that peer of mine."

Kek. We didn't fuck because he never wanted to.

When I was in my senior year of high school I helped cover up the death of a 13 year old girl at a party at my house. It was completly accidental but would have ruined the lives and college and job prospects of me and several others. I'm 25 now and this day it still eats away at me.

You had a sexual relationship. He lied to himself about it not being a sexual one, which is why you two never actually fucked.

Those are nice
Pls moar

Please continue

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I did with this and it was a bit more graphic:

>Take psychedelics

Always the best advice :)

Thanks user, great one

What happened and how did you got around ?

I have nightmares where I've killed someone and I freak out about getting caught. When I wake up, it takes me a while to realize it was only a dream but for a few minutes, I know what it feels like to be a murderer. One of my biggest fears is taking someone's life but I know I'm more than capable of killing someone when I go into a rage. I've had dreams where I have enjoyed killing someone violently. I hate my self so much.

>be best friends with south african chick since high school
>started fucking her when we were 15/16, she's 33 and married now
>few years ago her husband gets butthurt and suspicious about her spending time with me
>"fell out" with me, told him we weren't close any more
>she gets new male friend to divert suspicion.
>still meet to fuck her at least once a week.
>she gets pregnant 11 months before their wedding
>both know she's my daughter but her husband doesn't suspect anything
>sucks me off as she tells me she's expecting the kid, bust huge load all over her titties and face
>kept on fucked her until 7 months, when belly gets in the way
>regularly sucked the milk out of her tits
>she had to stop breast feeding, told everyone it was uncomfortable, didn't mention it was cos she was getting super horny with the kid chewing her nipples thinking about me doing the same

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That’s fucking hot. What’d you do user?

Three weeks ago she was celebrating 6 years with her fiance (pic related)
What he doesn't know is that for the last 2 years, Sian has been enjoying my baby batter too.

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I'm negotiating with a girl on Kik to abduct and gangrape her.

We work together and spend time driving all over the country. I've gotten blow jobs in the work vans while driving, and I've fucked her in some very public places while we're "working"

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I mean, yeah kinda :(

She's a natural redhead too, which I love, and her mum was pretty uptight when she was growing up, so she's a wild fuck, some kind of rebellious thing I guess

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Less than a week after they got engaged, I'd gotten her to blow me and then wank me off onto that engagement ring

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>Trying to destroy someones life
>gives so many unnecessary info to let her get caught...
Try harder, user.

I'm cheating on my wife with a married chick and close friend....now I might cheat on her with a messed up chick in her early 20s as well.

Typical dog 101

That you Kiyiko?

I work at a grocery store. And i take Pictures of a lot of our sexy customers. This is one of my regulars, she’s so hot

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I unironically say unironically IRL and sometimes I turn right on red without coming to a full stop...

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I jerk off every night to my gfs little sister and all her friends.

I had a ssbbw family friend I used to fuck as a teen. I felt absolutely awful about it at the time, but now I miss it more than anything.

Cool

Ask her out

People may deny it, but we know the truth - fat pussy is best pussy

How are things with your mom since?

You Fucking animal. I bet, unironically, you don't even use your turn signal.

I’ve only talked to her on a few occasions

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I want to fuck my work wife. I'm married, so is she, but I still want to screw her brains out

It’s a start

It really sucks because chicks always want people your age...but never their fathers or step fathers. I hate how that works.

I want to fuck my cousin. I want to seduce her the next time I see her this summer and fuck her. Pic related

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and men always want younger ladies...

True.
I’ll ask her for her social media next time i see her

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I cum so hard when I beat off to my daughter McKenzie

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I am secretly a huge pop star fan. I love listening to Katy Perry, Rihanna, Nicki Minaj, Kesha, and more.

>larping
Guess who actually never got laid

Knock her up, have a daughter with your daughter

Ultimate Grandpa

Got you beat. I down-low fuck my daughter. To my defense, she is the spitting image of my ex, her estranged mother. Don't judge me.

into loli’s, incest, piss drinking, cucks and cuckqueans

Did you cum inside her?

I'm a guy, and my biggest fantasy is giving another guy a blowjob. I'm so shy to approach anyone on Grindr.

Birth control pills, so yes. I didn't have sex with her regularly until she was in college. I was trying to raise her normal for a LONG time.

Greentext nigga

When you gonna breed her?

I’ve never heard of daddy-daughter incest that wasn’t horribly rapey and weird. But tbh I only know one example irl

I love to fuck pussies on their period. My ex was mad wild in the bed on her bloody days, so we had hours-long sex sessions either in my home or hers. She had this room on the second floor where we were smoking some stuff and then fuck wildly. I was 20/21 then and she was 17.
Nowadays, my new gf likes that stuff too, which makes me happy as hell.

Man what a dream. My daughter is a younger tighter version of her mom.

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What size are her tits?

Man I envy you, I wish I had this kink. It would make things a lot easier when she’s on the rag

Already posted the story. I'm leaving after I post this.
I don't plan to. I put her through college and don't want to knock her up so she could have a decent life.
Now you know two.
Yeah... the only upside to fucking your daughter up that way.

How many generations would you have to fuck before you basically had a female clone of yourself?

Solid c

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Yeah, never thought I was into this before I tried. Fucking glad I did.

I feel like 3 or 4 ought to do it

After 4, 96% your DNA, after 5 98%, after 9 99.9% your dna

Went to a party years ago. Was hearing moaning from a room upstairs. I went to investigate. 3 guys were taking turns on one young girl.

They invited me to join. I fucked her face then finished inside her pussy.
After, one guy said that's my sister... then another dude said it was his girlfiend.

Went to a few more parties there. Same thing happened with same girl and a few others .Still had no idea if the guys were legit or not.

Im a straight male or at least i though i was a couple months ago i starter to think i might be bi and i kinda wanna try having sex with another man but im scared that ill hate it and itll ruin sex for me.

Put things up Ur butt

I fucked a fat friend because she offered no strings attached and I had been on a year long dry spell. It was between the first and second time I went on a date with the girl I'm currently seeing.

Kind of conflicted. We had only had a single hour long dinner after a short tinder conversation with tentative plans for a second after so we weren't really committed at all and didn't even plan the second date until after I fucked the friend, but at the same time makes me feel dirty and that I should never mention it

Shiet you might be right

>bruh what the fuck

the first one was like i was in someoen else's body. the second aws me. never consciously had any attraction to faggots. 100% about the poontang.

Bum fun is fun try some toys and or get a girl with a strapon.

As a tranny, a dyke with a strapon is the best I can usually do

Glory holes exist for a reason.

Is confession bread gluten free? And does it come in whole wheat?

I'm obsessed with my girlfriend's sister. She's been living with us for the last 1,5 years, and I'm getting crazier by the day, and I think she knows it, or maybe I want to believe she does. Sometimes I find myself actively trying to make her notice that I'm checking her out, staring at her cleavage or her ass. I've successfully made her see my dick through my PJs once, without being obvious about it, but I saw her checking it. I can only get off thinking of her. Everyday I masturbate thinking of her and sometimes even when I'm fucking my girlfriend I'm thinking about the sister.

I had a gangbang with my coworkers 1 girl, 3 guys including myself. Girl was about 90 lbs platinum blond, we all took turns on her, almost fucking blow my load inside her when she started riding me. She wanted us to split roast her and pyramid, did it took a picture. One of the tastiest pussies I've ever had

I’m scared of herpes...

Heads up display

Herpes of all things?

I'm 19 and my 16 year old little sister doms me regularly and I can't say no to her almost every day she calls me to her after she gets back from school to let take off her socks with my mouth while she just watches and smiles and I don't know what to do I feel like I'm her bitch

Eat her out? I mean what do you have to lose? save your virginity.

My peepee sometimes go hard, and i dont know why???

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Herpes is for life. What else can you get from sucking dick?

The gay.

Hey man at least she’s not making you wear her clothes :|

Incestive dubs. Checked.

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I’ll go for the herpes puss then :)

You remind me of an old boss I had at Marsh Supermarket who was 35ish and fucking one of the 16 year old cashiers. Pretty sure they recently got engaged.

I'm a pastor at a Yea Forumsaptist church and I browse Yea Forums and /d/ when the choir sings.

Same but Burger King.. and the Manager i know was 37 when she started working there
guy divorced his 7/10 wife for a 8/10 fucking brat of a bitch

She does that to you?

When I was 15-16 I use to pay my 10 year old sister 10 bucks to come to my room and model/pose while wearing her swimsuit bikinis for me while I jerked off to her.

I got her to jerk me off a lot of the times and I got a few blowjobs and assjobs from her

We did this like 2-3 times a week for about 2 years

Yeah she still does

assjobs?
grinding or actual penetration?

Grinding her ass on my dick until I blow my load

My sister and I are the same age and she caught me crossdressing in early high school. I was wearing some of her panties, stockings, bra, ankle strap heels, and a choker when it happened. We never did anything sexual, but she offered to keep my secret safe if I did anything she wanted. I gave her foot rubs after school, did her homework, and cleaned her room. Now we're in college and we live in the same apartment together. She lets me wear a maid outfit as long as I clean the place and serve her dinner. I really want to do something sexual with her but I'm too shy to ask. How could I even go about it?

I’m not proud to admit it but I cried and begged her to finger me because I couldn’t find any boys who wanted to. Shit kinda spiraled our from there

> I dress as a faggy maid for my sister but I'm too scared to ask her for sex
nigger...

You’d be surprised how much this happens

Damn dude good luck, ask her if you can clean her pussy

Back when we were freshman in high school my best friend told me he was gay. He didn’t want to come out publicly because he was afraid how people would react and how he would get judged. So I was the only one that knew.

From being best friends for so many years he knew I was a pretty horny guy. We spent the night at each other‘s house and whenever I stayed over at his house I would always try to get a peeks at his sister who was the same age as us.
So my friend asked me if he could give me a hand job whenever we spent the night at each other‘s house to help him with his urges to play with my dick.
At first I was kind of iffy but I agreed.
So every time we stayed at each other and how he would give me handjobs.
A few times he would kill some of his sisters panties and give me a lap dances.
He wanted me to fuck him but I didn’t want to go that far

> kill some of his sister's panties
Did any survive?

No very tragic :/

*steal

Dumb ass voice to text recognition

For a lot of siblings that’s too weird, like kissing on the mouth. Unless she’s drunk, she usually only lets me lick her anus while she plays with herself

I raped and murdered a 15 year old girl 23 years ago. I never got caught although I got questioned by police as a possible witness but was never a suspect. No one has ever found her body.

If that’s true then why would you post this?

Joran, is that you?

I took the virginity of my close friend's girlfriend on prom night.
They got married like six months later and I'm pretty sure had kids. They never confronted me about it.

Risk gets me off. My user is safe

lol you must be a nigger.

I voted for Donald J. Trump.

Because you believed in his candidacy or because you wanted to see what would happen?

How’d you get rid of the body?

Offered her a ride to school as it was raining and drove somewhere else

Not him, but I did the same, and both to your question.

he asked how you got rid of her not how you pick her up

damn this much larping

you know its fake and never happened right

Buried in a shallow grave in a forrest. Wanted to make the hole deeper but the ground was ridiculously hard.

Are you ever afraid that it might ever resurface?

is this...can we call him a cuck for this?

Not really anything crazy, but I'm a complete pervert. I love masturbating and will edge for hours if I can, to insta feed or celebrities or porn. I think about fucking or raping girls I know, either being humiliated by them or completely destroying them. I've stolen panties once from a friend's sister and have fucked a few people I shouldn't have

It's possible but its in the middle of nowhere so there is no reason why anyone would ever be walking there. The place is totally random. And there was never any evidence really that I left behind other than I was seen in the area when she was last seen. I'm pretty sure I'm in the clear.

Ive been fucked by bbc before

This
Nothing could go wrong at all.

Wrong

I'm the same way. I love my gf but I do miss fucking a skinny high schooler. Pic related

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another user chiming in to say same. Lost my virginity to my 16 year old gf in highschool. Will never forget her being so horny making out she was trying to pull down her jeans without even unbuttoning. Slid my hand in to find out she was completely shaved too. Would give anything to go back to high school sex. Now its just memories and old pics and vids