Gf says wants threesome

>gf says wants threesome
>alright sounds fun
>but only mmf
>why not mff?
>I don't even know how that'd work, like you only have one dick
>explain how threesomes work
>oh well mff still doesn't sound very interesting
This conversation has happened four times in the seven years I've dated her, and it'll probably happen many more times

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and she will fuck other guys

7 years youve been getting cheated on.

Because she's a whore

absolutely, gf is a whore and wants to remove some guilt.

>You only have one dick
>I have a dick, two hands, and a tongue. Sex doesn't have to be all about dicks.

She wants a bigger cock, do it and suck that fatty with her cuck

Time to go. She wants more and will just hurt you.

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Oh don't think I haven't figured

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
bro
sorry to hear you've maybbe prrob been cheated on this whole time

i mean maybe not

but it's in her head and in the air regardless

As a bi guy, I totally agree with her. Two chicks having sex is just boring. It's basically just masturbation and oral, that's it. Like what's the point without being able to fuck? And plastic doesn't count

Sauce on pic? I normally don't find full latex masks sexy, but damn

your gf has been fucking niggers behind your back
leave her immediately

hah I just assumed it was blackface without opening the pic

Maybe you guys are better suited to a foursome.

Where's the problem say ok to mmf under the premice that the other one will only be allowed to use her Ass/Face. Get another guy with a really huge cock, to make her suffer, thoughout the whole experience.
Also remember to kill the other guy in case your balls touch. Anything else would be gay.

You didn't leave her obviously.
I hope you at least said no.

sounds like she had mmf threesome at least 4 times already and you were not invited to any of them.

>kill the other guy in case your balls touch. Anything else would be gay.
Kek

did a little digging and found out its a dude

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I'm cool with mmf but if she isn't cool with mff then we want different things out of this. I'd do either for the taboo feeling of fucking with a third person but clearly she just wants to sample dicke and nothint more. On top of that she's also shockingly vanilla, barely even into light bondage stuff. So no threesome for either of us until she learns some degeneracy.

Never have a threesom with a bitch you actually want to be with, mmf, or mff, shit always gets awkward and fucked and you'll get cucked.

But you're probably already getting cucked, sounds like a whore

Better off just fucking with another couple tbh, it's pretty fun.

>I'm cool with mmf
Me too, but i'm a sadist.

I still want sauce

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