Be me

>be me
>be 8th grader (idk what eurofags call it)
>be talking with friend group at lunch
>new tard in school, hes in same lunch
>smelled the tard before I saw him
>nfj he jiggled as he sat next to me
probably should give background:
Guys some out of state transfer whos parents moved. We live in a good school district but the admins keep tards in "equal opportunity"
>starts asking us what are names are, and if to be friends
>"hie I'm kuodie, how ru u dooin?"
>we all glance at each other
>tard doesnt like this,
>"hey, waht aro yoo dooin?"
>"Nothing dude, just don't know you is all"
>dumb fuck is convinced
>"alroght, doo u lik aunima?"
>fuck no were not weebs
>tell him no, but there are some weebs over at that table (also ironically half of them are retarded)
>Lard ass leaves,
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week later
>On way to 5th hour, tard is in there (his names Coddie)
>Apperently got kicked out of last class for "disrupting the learning enviroment"
>pretty much would not shut the fuck up
>he's sitting next to weeb and goth kids,
>one of the non autist weebs shoots me death glare for dropping Coddie off on him
>Haha body pillow fucker
>bell rings, teacher comes in
>learning about the dust bowl
>we're given a packet, and told to fill it out
>allowed to work with partner
>go over to freind who did wrestling with me, nice guy, but a fucking deadly 160 heavyweight, we'll call him Todd (keep in mind, middle school)
>that tardo comes over
>teacher left class to go print more copies, shes gone keep in mind
>"heey, cun I be yoor paretner?"
>tell him no,
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>kid starts calling us weeb insults, im assuming (like I said, not a fag)
>Todd tell him to stfu
>Coddie tries to tackle Todd,
I see a lot of stories on here about how the tards activate ultra insinct, or unlock some strength.

That doesnt happen

>Immedialty kid gets sprawled on, and flipped over into an armbar
>hear gagging
>Todd immediately gets off
>Coddie farted and most likely shitted when he fell
>imagine fish and raw eggs
>Coddie stands up, and tries to Naratuo run away
>fucking trips over my desk,
>conked his head on the hardwood floor
Despite what I said earlier, they apperntley can't feel pain
>gets up, and sulks on over to weeb corner
>all the while we can still smell his most likely shit stained pants
>leave to lunch
cont?

Go ahead bro. I'm invested in this story.

Bump this up, literal Yea Forums cancer will kill this thread

bump, continue bro

Bump. Please continue

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