Secrets thread

While I still have dreams and hopes they slowly slip out of reach. it causes me pain and anger but keep making the same mistakes

I bought a monkey wrench and I've thought about ending it all.

Same user. I feel your pain. I'm considering leaving comfort of my home to chase my dreams and yet I'm glued to the couch and my bad habits. There's still time as you're living though.

I’m in a similar situation as well. Honestly it sounds like the only thing you need is encouragement. All you can do is try. You’ve got this.

Don’t kill your self.

I'm terrified I will never have kids.
I'm happily married but she has fertility issues she was born with. I dont want to have them with anyone else but her. Cant really afford the expensive treatments at this point. I hope some day we are lucky, I would be the happiest man alive.

I see her put on a brave face, but I can just tell that its killing her inside.... and that shatters my soul.

I will pray for you user.

Then adopt, it’s silly to me that your letting her suffer alone like this. If she is your “one” help her find compromise, to take the pressure off her. Also let a baby who other wise is unloved be loved.

Thanks. I'm not dating anyone and there's no one I'm really interested in.

Why is my God female and why does she punish me so hard? I feel like shit

I’ve got a spare kid you can have. He’s 1 1/2 and healthy as all hell, but he’s a complete asshole. Plus he’s white. What do ya say?

Well I’ve done some things I’m not very proud of. I’ve recorded these things and to this date I’ve gotten away with it.
Well it seems I’ve met my match; someone who surprised than me that I underestimated. I think I’m in over my head right now.

Thanks. I'm not really suicidal. I just think sometimes about how one would go about it with a monkey wrench.

Didn't took you that long to figure it out.

I had an asian exchange student friend in high school ask me to knock her up. Too this day I wonder if I did

Haha could still be a guy using a female pic to catfish the lesbo

I talked a previous gf into letting her family dog luck her vag and he tried to mount her

Hot. Tell us more.

This kid in my chemistry class got diarrhea and everyone laughed at him. I felt bad, so the next time we had class, I came to class in white pants and deliberately crapped my pants in front of everyone. For solidarity. Most people laughed, but he cringed. I don't know if he appreciated it or not.

I am way into giving women my money for nothing.
I'm simultaneously afraid it may become a problem, and eager to bankrupt myself for a stranger with a pussy.

I rub myself when I'm driving. If I'm alone in the car there's a 90% chance I'm rubbing myself.

Adoption.

Ok.

You must be commander holly

If peeing your pants is cool, then consider me Miles Davis.

Thanks user, kind of you.

You realize adoption costs a lot too right ?
Trust me we have already looked into it. It's kind of not the same, but it's a future option for us.
We have been trying for 7 years. We have a great relationship. I still have hope it will happen for us some day. I'm there for her as much as possible.

Lol. Thanks for the humor. Made me crack a smile. I play with my nieces and nephews a lot. Such a fun age. They're all assholes, in the cutest ways.

Story.

Still costs a lot dude. We have looked into it quite a lot.

Still isnt the same thing as your own kid tho.

I sincerely agree with like 80% of the SCUM Manifesto.

Found my ex's mom's vibrator and came over it knowing she uses it regularly

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With a monkey wrench?

She had a white fetish and was pretty open abot loving my red hair green eyes. One day at my friends pool party I noticed she's easily 8/10 and told her she looked amazing and joked she'd need to be careful or I might accidentally get her pregnant. Later that night when everyone had left/gone to sleep she asked if I was serious and that she would gladly accept that offer

Isn't that the one where the girl who shot Andy Warhol wanted to cut off dicks?

>Still isnt the same thing as your own kid tho.
That's ego talking.
What's so great about you that the world needs another one?

I told my virgin teenage cousin he can fuck my drunken girlfriend raw as long as he lets me film it. I'd love for him to knock her up and use her to his heart's desire

They never gonna know who the baby daddy is

No, that was Valerie Solanas.
SCUM was written by Andrea Dworkin.

My wife wants a non-monogamous relationship and I'm thinking about ending it all since I doubt I'd be able to find a fuck buddy. I'm not even that bad looking, but have -0 self esteem.

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Maybe you're right, could be true.

Have you adopted?

I had sex with a girl I was babysitting

Tell us about the cousin. Is he awkward and nerdy?

oh shit

Nah. I'm gay and single. Kind of enjoying the lack of children.

How long can sperm live on plastic?

and the lack of available women is truly hearbreaking since I'm in a super small town on the west coast of Cali

Yeah. Knives scare me, I can't get pills, and it's too complicated to get a gun. People jump and hang themselves all the time. I'm not actually suicidal, but I'm trying to think of an original exit plan.

Very. Kinda a social outcast, nerdy and kinda scrawny, bad with girls. I don't know how this started tbh. He awkwardly asked to see her nudes once, and it just spiraled out of control from there.

Start the divorce papers she's already cheating on you. She just doesn't want to loose your beta bucks.

On something like that, they'd be dead as soon as it all dried. Still, the thought of her shoving my dried cum up into her maybe even that night... damn...

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I accidently the whole thing

wait, is your gf that much of a blackout drunk that she is down with it? or will she be passed out?

When I was in eighth grade my one friend had a super hot donkey ass Latina mom and when I would use the bathroom over their house there would be a whole bunch of lingerie shirts and I would rub my dick on them and I came on some

In that case, I'd love for him to fuck my wife.

the whole thing?!

I agree with the other guy. Divorce her.
She might not be cheating on you, but you and her want VERY different things out of marriage, and that's a recipe for disaster. End it.

nah. she's the money maker, I'm a stay at home dad.
She's talked about a guy at work she's been crushing and fantasizing about, and she gets off of fantasizing about me and other women.
She really wants to be spitroasted too, but the fantasy is so much different from the reality.

>be in 5th grade
>at some kind of school camp thing to learn outdoorsy stuff
>some of my fellow classmates were constantly picking on me
>while everyone is leaving the cabins I swiped one of the kid's rubber band balls and put it in another bully's room
>fight between them ensues when we get back after the day lessons
I regret nothing

the WHOLE thing

yeah that's what I'm leaning towards. sucks for 20 years to go down the tube.
Life eh?

Hey to each their own.

I guess my thing is just always wanting my own kid. Wanting to look down at a little piece of me, a little piece of her, and little pieces of all our past loved ones and see all the love and care in all those little pieces.

And all those little jagged, misshapen, sweet and innocent pieces coming together and making someone new.

I guess to anyone's arguement to wanting my own kid. I just want them to know that. Especially to people who tell me to "just adopt" whom have their own children. To them I ask "How much do you love your child? What did that 'new' love feel like when they were born and you first held them? What did it feel like to look in your lovers eyes and see that new, instinctual love?....."

Because I want to feel that love. That love that new parents describe as simply indescribable.

I dont want to miss out on that.

Time to ditch the whore, hit the gym, lawyer up, further your own career and yourself/hobbies.

This is what is waiting for 99.99% of men if they get married.

No, you will not be the lucky one.

Thats pretty dangerous user, you gonna be alright?

as an adopted kid who ended up in a MUCH better situation than if I'd stayed with my birthmom... my adoptive parents are my mom and dad. They took me home two days after birth, and now that I'm grown up I'm thankful for it everyday. Even though it's not blood, not DNA... they are my parents.
I get the desire for that connection, but you can have something deep with an adopted child too. It might not be the specific thing you're thinking of, but It could be just as good

Sometimes.
Work on yourself, be confident, and you'll find someone who doesn't need anybody but you to be happy.

She's a lightweight, so she'd be sloppy drunk and it wouldn't be too difficult.

Gang gang

I'm speaking from experience when I say that you'll feel all of that towards a child you adopt.

>Gang gang
NGL, I have no idea what that means.

Last summer I was pretty desperate for sex (horny) and I had to spend a month on my uncle's farm. I wanted to touch boobs and I got the crazy idea that feeling up a cow's udders would be like squeezing boobs. It didn't feel like the real thing and I felt stupid about doing it.

My best friends dad molested me on the sofabed I was sleeping on during a sleepover. I never told anyone.

Actually, when she first floated the idea of group stuff, I dropped 80 pounds in six months because I wanted the have more opportunities. but now she's shifted towards solo stuff, and I'm not feeling it at all.
Now if I already had another fuck buddy, I don't know if I'd feel differently

Thank you for that user. Makes me feel better if/when we come to that situation. I'd be lying if I didnt say I was worried about that feeling not being the same.

Want to enslave and mind break my friend until she is an obedient fuck toy

I used to have a lot of fun being a trap, and was a fucking good one judging by how many straight boys liked me, but I gained 30 lbs over winter, which ruined my girly figure, and have only managed to lose 10 of them since then and it's driving me insane.

the more we argue and fight about where the 'lines' would be drawn, the more I feel this way.
She says she doesn't need to do it to be happy, but I don't believe that for a second.

I stuck my dick in a jelly donut. It made a mess and the donut fell apart before I could fill it with my Bavarian creme

I dream about killing her every night for almost 10 years now.

Nice

Find a guy who likes fat girls. There's plenty.

I hope so.

My concerns at the moment is just the expense. So many people dont realize just how expensive adoption can be. It's always a go-to answer for people when we talk about problems with getting pregnant. As if I can just waltz down to the local orphanage and pick up a baby tomorrow.

How do you kill your self with a monkey wrench tho?

If you choose to love them as your child, you will feel and understand that same love. I hope you get what you desire, but if not, I hope you fulfill someone else's.

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I like fat traps

Pregnancy and childbirth are expensive too.
Children in general are expensive. You shouldn't be thinking about one unless you can afford two.

If you could find a some swingers that could work out for you guys. Just an idea.

Means a lot to me dude. Seriously.

I have 2 kids with my 23-year-old wife. My secret is that I was fucking her since she was 11 and I was 21. I thank God she never got pregnant until she turned 19.

Blunt force trauma. I figure I could just, you know, brain myself.

Hot, user.

Our town is too fucking small and noone can keep their trap shut. Would have to go down to S.F. and no thanks with that. Though I guess I should find out how to find swingers in santa rosa or marin or something...

Story please.

sounds like a good way to be stuck in rehab for 6 months learning how to walk and shove shapes through their right slots

Easy to say when most people get pregnant for free though. Majority of insurance companies do not cover infertility treatment in any way. It's all out of pocket costs, where in pregnancies are usually covered. We have tanked our savings just trying to find answers to her issues.

I'm gonna trade some nudes for the first time soon. Any tips?

though I am totally down with the group stuff. I don't know why her solo drives me into such a jealous sad rage, but I like the idea of double stuffing or spitroasting her. It's a weird line in the sand to draw and its what's causing a lot of the problems.

Post them here first

im really fucking gay

Getting pregnant is free.
The pregnancy itself is months of bodily issues of varying seriousness, and a reduced capacity for her to do much of anything productive.
It costs money, just less directly.

I've poisoned hundreds of people with a solution I made with Akye Fruit into their drinks/food. I do it at least a couple times a week. I only do it when I know I will not be seen. Dunno how much people actually died but I've confirmed 22. Probably way more.

Lighting and angle matter. A lot. A LOT.
Trim, but don't shave.
Take practice pics before the time comes.

It's just sort of a proclamation of agreement. I don't know what it is, but you get it. There's something wild about some nerdy little fuck have at a hot woman.

I committed the blue church dognappings back in ‘89

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I'm starting to really like sucking my own dick. I hate it, the impulse drives me crazy to go to any bathroom, stretch my dick out as far as I can, throw my legs over my head and twirl my tongue around my tip. I can go half-way, but it's enough to get me off with slight pain involved in my back and neck. I've done it three times, and I feel so defeated after I do it. I'm not gay, and hate their lifestyle. But getting my own dick in my mouth is gratifying, starting to hate life.

Fair enough. And yeah, there is something damn appealing about that.
And hell, if I'm gonna be cucked, I'd rather it be done by a shrimpy virgin than some jacked 'alpha'.

My dearly beloved and I have a similar quandary. My seed could find no purchase in her barren fields and the adoption agencies have blocked our application on account of my checkered history with the law. My wife's a cop, so I'd think that'd balance it out, but they still refuse, finding my reputation being of too ill-repute. It's frustrating, friend, and I feel your pain, that some people have babies easy and others like us just can't catch a clean break. For example, there's this millionaire in our town whose wife just had quintuplets. Five babies. More than they can handle. It just doesn't seem fair, but I'm waiting for a sign from the Almighty, trying to find what the next play is.

I'm going to drink heavily tomorrow

I cheated on my gf of a few years with a girl I met online. The new girl broke it off and now I am cursed with a heartbreak I can tell no one about. Serves me right

Nothing much to tell. I lived at my house for a few years. I noticed the neighbor girl hit puberty, getting curves... boobs, ass, etc. She kept catching me noticing her. She dressed to show off her new endowments, often lingering where I can see her. I lived messily, hired her as a maid. We went from flirting to making out to actual sex really quickly. When she turned 18, we stopped being secret about being together and played it off as "I fell for my maid" type thing. She was 6 months pregnant with out first kid our wedding day.

Totally understand that and prepared for it.
Hell. Excited for it if it happens.
Just sucks not being able to make any sort of decision with a. Reasonable prediction for the future. Or at least some sort of reasonable control over it. Example: average women have a period monthly, normally ovulating and thus can get pregnant monthly. They can take precautions to not allow that to happen, or can happily try to get pregnant. All for free, with reasonable planning involved if they want to become pregnant. Nothing is ever guaranteed. But they have some idea of having their own child if they so choose.

I understand life is unfair, unpredictable, expensive, and never guaranteed.

But good God, I'd love the "average" shot at normalcy. Adoption is very much a real thing as well, but most people do not have to save thousands of dollars to adopt a child just to maybe taste parenthood. Also, with zero guarantees.

At this point. As we grow older and less hopeful, we have began saving again, probably to try IVF. If we save up the thousands to try it and it doesnt works adoption has never been off the table.

Why wait?

You hired her as a maid when she was 11?

Parents were cool with it.

Maybe you should work on other aspects on your life. Try to find happiness elsewhere.
You're very eloquent. Have you ever worked as a writer?

I gave my boss's wife a foot massage. It didn't mean anything, but we didn't tell him about it and I'm worried he may infer undue intimacy if he found out.

I feel for you other user. It's a hard hand we have been dealt. We were approached by a distant friend of the family last fall to adopt her baby because she knew of our issues and found herself pregnant from a 1 night stand. She couldnt go through with an abortion knowing of our struggle and we met, woke. And started getting lawyers in order. Spoke daily with the wife. It was very hard and we grew excited.

Then suddenly she blocked us completely on every level of communication and we havent heard from her since. We think she decided on the abortion after all. Lost the baby, decided to keep it, or found someone she liked better. Regardless, it tore us apart. We didnt ask for a baby from her, she approached us. It still hurts. We have a yellow nursery at home now, empty. Waiting.

That is fucking insane.
Where do you live?

You gonna get thrown out of a window

I lied to my then-bf, now-husband, that I was on the pill. I was ready for a child, but he said he wasn't ready at the time. I successfully got pregnant. We got married a few months later.

Why? Foot massages don't mean shit. I'd give my mom a foot massage.

At the time near Maryville, TN (USA). Kind of a rural area.

All my life I was this dorky little straight A stuck up cunt. Got my heart broken. Slowly turning schizo and acting out, knowing I'm gonna go down eventually. Sneaking out every other night, hitting the town for a bit of graffiti fun, snorting pills, just living it up. No one believes that I'm depressed and no one seems to notice something is wrong. I'm not even bothering to hide it, I just straight up tell people and they laugh it off. I guess no one cares, so why should I?

Thank you for that.

I do write actually! I'm in the middle of a 3 part book series I've dreamt of since I was a child. I'm stuck on a few parts at the moment, hoping to rid the writers block here shortly and finish book one.

ohhh trapped him with a kid?
evil, but it worked I guess.

whenever I have writers block, I write out a short sexy story for my wife.
It lets me flex creatively in a different genre than I am used to, and she gets a fun little story about fucking it public places :D

Brooo that's what I do!!!

This might sound weird but what did it feel like to be pregnant?

Congrats I guess. Are you two still happy?

hah

Is it as bad as eating her pussy out? No, but it's the same fuckin ballpark.

That's hot.
Pics?

Bahaha I even bought "Thinking LIke a Romance Writer" because I was tired of trying to remember all the names and slang for different anatomy parts.

you killed me. i dided. im haunting you on Yea Forums.

ooooooooo

I've showered with a 9yo girl several times

Ayyyy seems we all like to do some sexy-stories to fill the block.

Well thanks for letting me vent anons, I'm gonna hit the hay. I have to travel to a work meeting in the a.m. and then come home and try again to put babies in my gorgeous, patient, to good to be with me... how am I so lucky, innocent, wife.

How a wonderful rest of the week anons, kiss your kids, make good choices.

I wouldn't say congrats. He's clearly a predator.

One of my ex's, our story was I met her at the mall. Truth is, I caught her burgling my home. I tied her up and raped her (threatened going to the cops if she kept fighting being my fuck toy for the night). Oddly, she kept coming over and we dated for a while. Good thing she was batshit crazy with daddy (and uncle) issues.

I'm polyamorous and my girlfriend isn't, she doesn't know my fucktoy's husband isn't either. She thinks we're using condoms too but I just dump my cum in whatever hole I feel like

the chapel murders of the 80s or something

More or less. We are broke asses and she sometimes hints at the I-stole-her-youth line.

I'll have to look that up. My books are very unsexual so it's a great turn of pace for me. My wife thinks it's adorable.

I jack off by thinking about my hot sister.

She never gets old.

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you should care about the fact that unless you can explain to me exactly what you mean by "turning schizo", you're just a dumb kid trying to look cool on an anonymous imageboard.

if that's the case, develop a hobby or find a passion before you grow up with nothing and spend your prime trying to figure out who you are while simultaneously missing out on the hottest pussy you can get.

Describe her

Thinking Like A Romance Writer: The Sensual Writer's Sourcebook of Words and Phrase

that's what it's listed as in amazon

you fuck

You're not alone here. Some of us fucked our sister... not always a hot sister... from what I read, there are a LOT of incest fags here.

alpha

post pics so I can too.

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Yeah. I kinda felt the same before my wife and I had a 4some.

My gf sister wants to fuck me and i want to fuck her, she keeps snapping me erotic shit nothing nude but teasing stuff, i stole one of her panties, there is a downside however

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me too. my sister is pretty cute

is she uglier than your gf?

if you're scared about it going somewhere and cheating on your girl, just send her this pic.

she'll immediately avoid all contact with you knowing how much of a creep you are.

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Yeah, but a lot are probably just larping. Either as a goof or maybe they have a fetish for the taboo in abstract. Maybe some of them genuinely are attracted to their sisters IRL, but very, very, few, I imagine, have actually crossed that line and had sex with them.

By "going schizo," I mean I think I actually am. Anxiety attacks are starting to become far more frequent, with pretty vivid auditory and visual hallucinations. This started before I started trying to Xanax my problems away. I've had an anxiety disorder and sleep disorder for a few years, but it seems be getting progressively worse and I think it might be turning into something else entirely.
That said, thanks for the advice user. You're a chill dude.

I killed a chicken yesterday, was yummy.

I've got another confession to make

If that's the case then there are a lot of sisters that need to guard their drinks when around brothers. If they get their naughty bits riled up so much they want to share it, they are close to attempting it.

We know. You are a sexual deviant of some kind.

didnt mean to be abrasive, thanks for the compliment. heartbreak sucks, but you gotta realize that shit can get better if you work towards it. eat less, work out more, and like i said, find something you love, and if not, try a bunch of hands on manly shit until something sticks that you can sell. you'll figure it out my dude.

anxiety sucks. do you smoke weed? i only ask because if youre prone to schizo, you might actually activate it by smoking. anxiety too. i used to smoke a lot, but i had a very bad time once after not smoking for a while and then getting way too high. triggered a horrible "i think im dying" panic attack and now i cant smoke at all anymore, sucks.

This. The kink is hot and I love my sis but I would never EVER do anything with her

Best

tig ol bitties.
I wanna grab em.

i'm sam hyde.

Im your fool

you would be surprised how many people have had sexual experiences with a family member. usually a cousin and usually when younger though

I would say so but fuckable

guilty.

I accept that i am a creep i guess

I care too much. I work too hard. I'm so handsome I intimidate the women around me and make the men feel inadequate. My intellect makes me stand out. I'm more sensitive to the problems of other people than I should be. But maybe that's not a liability. Maybe I'm just too human.

Eh... no I would not be. I know for a fact that incest happens a lot more often than most people believe and not nearly as often as people with the fetish wish it did.

That's a good way to put it. The thought of incest with my own sister is disgusting and offensive to me, as it should be. But in porn and reading these stories, I don't know, it's kind of a turn on, and I don't know why.

Thanks man, this is all pretty great advice. And I tried smoking once or twice, and yeah it didn't turn out so great, kinda freaked out, so I avoid it now. The "I'm dying" trips are the worst lol, I feel you. I'm gonna try that, get myself addicted to exercise or something, could do me some good.

I did sexual stuff with my dog because my (older) bf encouraged it.

I wish I'd started working out when I was younger. It would have paid off sooo much more at the age I'm at now.

Ok.

Sounds good.

If true, then your Tedx talk was pretty funny.

I dated a girl like you a long time ago. She had such low self-esteem I was able to ask anything of her. The power was fun.

For me it's the thought of finding love with someone you grew up with crossing that boundary because you're soo in love even that doesn't matter.

I feel sometimes like I'm losing my mind and I don't know if it's depression or sanity. My mother always tells me to smile and put on a happy face. She tells me I have a purpose. I don't see it. Sometimes it seems like the world is getting crazy, or maybe it's just me.

Amen brother. Tell yourself shit gets better, that's what I do

It does get better if you are willing to put the work in. It will never get easier.
The world is and will always be a fucked up place.
The universe is controlled by Chaos, and Chaos doesn't care how you feel.

I was just young and thought I was in love

>boys

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I will always regret not sharing my first gf's nudes with my friends. Little stuck up "innocent" girl, totally fucked my reputation. Little did they know she was a freaky ass slut who was honestly untrustworthy af and a bitch. I was too blue pilled to share.

Fucking sisters is hot, especially if they're competitive. When I did my then gf's younger sister, it was all "your sister swallows", "your sister lets me spank her", "your sister doesn't make me use a condom" and so on. Got her to do anything I wanted.

I don't come onto this website for anything but the spectacle, but I'll give you a secret of mine:

I find green eyes, tan/medium skin, and light-brown to dirty blonde hair to be the most attractive combination of colors that humans naturally have.

I'm also bi but have never found a mans that I liked enough to do anything physical with.

I also consider becoming voluntarily celibate because of my high standards.

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I was a preacher. Not anymore. Not a good one when I was. I would take some of the women of my parish to bed and lay with them. Felt guilty about it, pray, and do it again. Now I'm not sure what I believe in. The Holy Spirit? Maybe that's just the spirit of man. Maybe all men got one big soul, everybody's a part of.

Nobody wants to hear that philosophy though. I'm essentially homeless now. Staying with a family. My phone and my clothes are just about my only possessions in the world. We're living out of an RV, going west, looking for work. I feel like a freeloader, because I'm living off of them and they tolerate me because of what they think I am: A man of God.

Nicee

Edgy and gritty. Good luck getting back on your feet user, and we don't judge you.

When I was 12, my chubby sister (14) kept having cry fits because she couldn't get male attention. I eventually told her she was thick and sexy over and over again. One day, after she had a fit, I didn't enter her room to comfort her. I just stripped her, held her down, and fucked her. 4 years of that, she slimmed down, got confident, and doesn't tell anyone why we get awkward when people ask about our years we "were close".

I want to get my friend to tell me everything he would do to my gf, but I don't know how I'd get him to

Get him drunk/high. Start showing him photos without her face and act like it is random porn.

Tried to poison my childhood best friend

I wish someone would do that to me

I'm slowly getting addicted to cumming from busting my balls. Like. Hurting them feels so fucking good.

When I was a high school fag I showed my 39 year old coworker "pictures" of my 15 year old ex. No regrets

I did this with a gf when I was a teenager. she was maybe 13/14.

I miss her.

you feminine enough to pass?

I was a bit younger than that. How old were you?

a couple years older than her.

I got tits and a vag so uh i guess?

sounds fairly passable, you should have no trouble making it happen

I poisoned 4 cats with coolant

What do you do with her panties?

Just waiting for the right guy~

I led on my ex GF and pretended to like her just to get a few more BJs and fucks from her. Also did it to emotionally toy with her and fuck up her psyche when I cut her off for good.

Absolutely zero regrets.

I spent $2K on a high end Male to Female transsexual prostitute. It’s the only time I felt anything close to a connection with another human being and a pleasurable sexual experience.

so basically you paid 2k to bang a dude? wow, that is bad.

I rent a room in an overpriced apartment in Los Angeles. I'm 31 and I support myself, but I still feel too dependent on my parents and I feel like I should probably have my own place by now, not be a roommate. I spend several days a month visiting home. I work online, so whether I'm in my apartment in LA or their house in San Diego, it's all the same. I visit them so much not really because we're so close, though we are, but because I prefer their big beautiful house to my small, unimpressive apartment. I also don't have to pay for food when I'm down there. I enjoy hanging out with them, watching the same shows with my Dad, going to movies with my Mom, eating pizza all together. But it makes me feel less adult.

I tried to fuck a girl in the ass raw once, she cried so hard with just the tip in. It was so fucking hot. We tried again, and I rammwd it all in. She fucking arches back in this silent scream, and just passes out for a few minutes. Terrifying but amazing

Did you at least get to kiss him on the lips? That's a lot of money.

I use to have a step sis i would jack off to. One time when she was asleep i rubbed her butt a little. I stopped being a perv to her after that, but damn did i really wanted to screw her. Sometimes i still jack off to her

Hol up dis a girl???

Try buckshot next time

so... have you felt them before?

I can usually find people’s really private personal info with one piece of information givin to me I use to do this to the degenerate loser groups in high school funny as shit to see them freak out when I sold their stuff for 500+ dollars though it would usually take a month of looking around for info I gotten better at it and can get it done in like 13 days if I really want something from someone although I rarely do this anymore cause well it’s a crime and im now a legal adult

Yup. I know.

Of course.

Someone should tell the Law&Order: SVU writers to lurk Yea Forums... damn. Sex crimes galore when not garden varety deviants.

we sure do. mine is what me and my cousin did.

> The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

I cheated on my first girlfriend with both one of her friends and her younger brother. She never found out and I still jerk off to both times. I haven't cheated since though.

careful guys we got an internet detective here

Is she hot? I can breed her for you

Where u live?

This legit frightens me, because I've thought about that before, how easy it would be for a killer to really murder a lot of victims if he didn't care about raping them, mutilating them, or leaving a trademark. If a guy just walked around slipping poison, like rat poison or bleach or something, into people's food and then walked away. Like at a church banquet, just slip some into the punch bowl when nobody's looking. No forensic evidence, but dozens dead. That's scary.

I'm a real user of women. I move in right away and stay until the money's gone

My sister fucked our nephew whos in 7th grade

>No forensic evidence, but dozens dead.

plenty of it and they'd be caught in weeks.

move in with them and pay their mortgage and bills you'll feel better. or just move closer to them. also you'll get to spend more time with them. You only get one set of parents.

Would they? If it's a big party, how many people coming in and out? What if it was a very common household poison that he bought years ago and two states away?

I certainly can't afford to pay their mortgage and bills, nor would they want or need me to. They are very well off and I can't even afford my own studio apartment.

So, as long as I don't have any Jamacian niggers near my food or drink, I'm gtg.

Been dating a single mom for a few months now, super hot! Her son is annoying and always interrupts us. I heard her telling one of her friends that she likes how I get along with her son, she dosen't know that I refer to him as "the little cock blocker" and "that little shit"

depends where you are, I guess. if its a bumfuck nowhere country in africa? yeah.

here, for even a few dead they pull every security camera within a big radius. for that many, they'll have warrants for private properties nearby. they'll pull traffic cameras and interview every single person associated, and follow every lead for a person mentioned who hasn't yet been found.

in terms of the poison, you are correct. but in most western countries they'd have that guy real fast.

I showed up late at a party that involved sex. My sister and two other girls were getting nailed by mutual friends there. There were several bowls of condums. I banged my sister raw-dog. When I came, she took her mouth off of my friend and said "Who just..." I pretended to be shocked and alarmed at the same time she did, but I held on. I didn't want to pull out yet. She was still orgasming. The secret is that I didn't know it was her. I did. I set it up. Her boyfriend was my best friend, he talked her into it. He dated her to help me get to her.

Being nice to a single mom about how good she is with her kid is a sure fire way to get into her bed. And they tend to be desperate to be fucked.

Yes they need male approval to feel that they are still wanted.

Seen my parents nudes once. Wanted some acid to pour in my eyes. And no I don't have pics with me

Hopefully. It seems like a lot of legwork. Obviously with that many victims, there would be a lot of motivation and priority. And how easy would it be to get a warrant for every single house in the area? Where would they begin? Real fast seems like an optimistic exaggeration..

And that's for one event, something relatively easy to investigated compared to this: What about a guy who poisons bottles of Gatorade and just leaves them around in random places? Some homeless guy is liable to drink it up. Or any random bypasser.

I'm slowly starting to resent my gf, talked up a big game pre dating. Now we are dating her "favourite" sexual thing (giving bj) is non existant the sex is getting harder to initiate without getting stonewalled by some bullshit.

I'm close to finding a hooker.

My wifes uncle and aunt waited too long to have kids.. I figured out she never wanted them and took measures to make sure. She got her tubes tied in her 20's without his knowledge.

She played it off, put on an act the whole 9 yards. Once she hit 41, she convinced him to give up. Their marriage changed after that. A resentment became obvious. He was 13 years older than her, about a year after he throws in the towel, he learns the truth.

At 59 I saw him dying of liver failure in an ICU.. He drank himself to death in just over 5 years.. She had a new serious boyfriend just under two years after his death.

It could be worse user... People can really suck.

Once a month I buy a box of glazed donuts for the office, I coat a batch of them in cum and personally deliver them to the women. Watching them devour my cum makes me diamonds every time

Don't they taste the cum?

my sister had sex with a college guy at our house when she was like 13 or 14. I was there and heard them but did nothing except jerk off

I feel sorry for you. My parents looked good.

Careful user, that's enough info for a D.A. to dig through marriage and birth records to zero you out. Many states have massively extended or even eliminated statute of limitations on these cases..

I've literally seen dozens of cases like yours serving prison time.

Somethings up with these thread, D.A.'s and feds hunting for easy cases.

Break off with her

Ive done it so many times that i only use a light coating that i have down to a science, at first I put too much on one and the bitch was suspicious, so to smooth the waters i showed her that there was nothing wrong, by eating the dam thing, now i only use conservative amounts

>how easy would it be to get a warrant for every single house in the area
depends on the state/city but blanket warrants are a thing, especially in cases that time sensitive - a week afterwards and security cams/dash cams will be overwriting footage.

the more people die, the more manpower they devote to it. if wont take more than a few random deaths by poison before they start going deeper.

Where'd you get 11 from? Maybe he noticed her puberty and waited a couple years before hiring her?

Kek you fucking sicko

That's why I said "near". Also, the "sex crimes" ceased to be an issue years ago... statute of limitations. If I married her when her mom suspected we were involved (she suggested it and said she would consent), it would have been a non-issue even earlier.

Unless there's a security camera in this church's reception hall, which would be a new one on me, all the nearby footage would show is people going in and out of a party.

And what would they do with the warrants? Search the house for the type of poison the guy would have already disposed of? Obviously they would question all the guests, but in terms of forensic evidence, I'm not so sure. And even less for the Gatorade scenario.

I fucked my friends ex and she's told me I'm probably the best person she's slept with. After a while of hanging out more and more we started to have real feelings for each other. I haven't been in a relationship in years cuz of my fear of them, but she was the first girl I felt I can date her and be ok. My friend came back from a trip a couple days ago and they seem to have gotten back together. It really bothers me not only cuz I still like her, but cuz he was pretty shitty to her. I can't really cause a fuss cuz it'll mess things in our friend group. So right now I'm not talking to either, she keeps texting me, trying to get a hold of me but I just wanna be alone.

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I dislike the concept of religion. I don't feel happy because I'm supposedly free of sin. I'm not.

There's always a donut story in these threads.

When maybe we should ask Fruit Boy his Modus Operandi.

you truly would not believe how much is handled by cameras now.

they get cameras from businesses/residents near the church, put a few people on cataloging everyone who goes in and out that day, and they end up with a shortlist of a few hundred people. narrowing that down to people who aren't regulars? that's easier than many regular murder investigations.

the gatorade one would require a bit more connecting-the-dots but poisoning isn't a common way to die and bloodtests are part of standard cause-of-death investigations, even for homelss guys.

Mother fucker. Captcha expired and have to rewrite this.

Im contemplating fucking my friends wife. We are long time friends but he likes to talk shit once in while cuz hes making bank and has a big house. I make much less but live small, simple, and no kids. Thing is, despite my simple life, I do a lot of artsy shit, and have hobbies.

Anyways, I work in same office building as her and once in a while we grab a bite during lunch. Today she was staring at bulge wen we were eating (i was leaning back on chair to make it visible lol). She started playing footsies n shit and got rock hard like a little pathetic faggot but it made my hormones rage.

Probably wont do shit cuz Im a decent person, but god damn I just want to eat her out in parking lot or fuck her. Shes such a tease.

Wat do

I'm not saying they'd have trouble finding out who was there. I'm talking about concrete, forensically evidence. Maybe the murderer sweats by they come to talk, but if he's sly and there are no corroborating witnesses or physical evidence, it may be tricky to nail him down.

And they might find out the homeless were poisoned easily enough. And there are thousands of cameras in the city. I don't know how many times we're filmed per day. But just leaving a bottle of Gatorade in the park is one small event that doesn't stand out, depending on how you do it. There would be a lot of camera footage to go through, and by then the random guy on one of thousands of hours may have left the city.

I orchestrated my bestfriend's break up with her boyfriend so I could get her to be vulnerable enough to fuck. I regret nothing.

>Wat do
Just do it. You already thought of what you're gonna do to her.

Lol reminded me of fast and furious. “There was mass cops out there. That shit was orchestrated.”

If real, then fuck her right. Lot's of oral, just keep her in wave after wave of orgasms. When she cums, ease off that clit and really work those inner lips, then extremely lightly work her clit from the base as she can handle it. When you fuck, fuck to breed her.

Once you are sure you got her whipped, use her as a siphon to bankrupt the arrogant prick.. Use and invest what you take wisely. About when he's used up, take the girl. Bonus points for cucking him with a kid or two.

It's an effective program. I started a metal fab shop that way. We never married so she's still raping him for alimony and child support. He got busted with some meth and a pipe in his car and lost all custody. Hilarious part is we figured it was likely one of his employees.

Problem is, I don't know how to perform oral on a woman. I've smelled a woman's skin a couple times in the elevator, but I'm completely inexperienced, sexually. I practically came in my pants when she was playing footsies.

I don’t know where to watch zoo anymore

whoa. are you a warlock?

Is your dad hung?

Nah, just a cow fondler.

When I was in my early teens, I would lube up my dead-drunk mom and screw her. I did it for over a year. It stopped when I did it until I did a 2nd cum shot in her. She woke up before I did. I was still inside her. Silver lining, she stopped drinking for a while.

Holy shit dude lol I would fuck her but wouldnt go to that extent.

I have a gf, who knows about situation, and is cool with it (shes bi) but Im not sure I would take it that far. Some proper fucking and oral is furthest I would go. She has mentioned they do only vanilla stuff, some good tongue up her ass might be right for her too. And to imposter poster, lol fucker

About average but he took care of himself. I was more focused on mom.

I used to measure my little brothers penis growing up...

irish asian ftw.

What did you like about your mom?

Fucked my married work colleague. Almost everyone we work with thinks she's an absolute bitch but she has a great body. Got her drunk at the staff Christmas party and separated her off from her few friends and gay wingman. Had her on her knees sucking dick within 5 minutes of us getting up to my hotel room.

Hiked her dress up, she had no panties under it and the wettest pussy I've ever fucked. I came in her and then kicked her out the room, telling her that she'd better go before her friends noticed she was missing.

Did you feel insanely jealous?

Actually yes.... he was twice my size by the time he was 13 lol

She set the standard for the ladies I favor. A little thick, nice boobs, round bootie, cute roundish face. She looked like and older version of Alex from Modern Family with a little bit more of a belly.

Why did you do it? Did he let you or did you force/corece him somehow? Was it sexual? Was he traumatized? How old are you all now? Ever talk about it?

She has great tits that are always on the verge of escaping when she isn't wearing work clothes.

She's kinky af too, loves being tied up and told what to do, likes being made to show off her tits in public places

All behind her husbands back. He's never even suspected she is cheating on him.

He would ask me for help. Said it was too hard to hold all that cock and the ruler to measure lol. Nothing ever sexual. We talked about his size tho and how much bigger he was than me.

She's likely aware of that fact and it is appealing to her..

Here's the secret to great oral on a woman: Her clit is just a tiny penis head, her "shaft" is the same size as that tiny head but is inside her behind the clit. You know how to work your cock, right? Same as her clit. BUT, she can recharge and go into another orgasm as soon as you calm her down from that hypersensitive like you feel after an orgasm.. Licking and sucking near and on her vaginal opening can calm the nerves quickly and get her ready. Just start with light gentle touching of your tongue tip, if she flinches or starts saying "easy" or doing anything other than a horny hip thrust, back off a bit.

Just as important is your cock game.

How truly wonderful. Soulless piece of shit

Soent an evening playing board games with her, her husband and some of his friends, then she gave me a lift home. She had a fleece on with a tshirt and bra under it when we left their house, by the time we left their street all she had on was the fleece and it was totally unzipped. She drove across the city at rush hour with her tits out, dozens of people saw her. When we got to my house she gave me a blowjob in the car, swallowed my load and fingered herself until she came, all sat in a car parked on a pretty busy street

She got pregnant and ended up having a baby about 2 months before they got married. Her husband thinks he knocked her up when they went away for her birthday, but the weekend before that she spend a day tied to my bed with me bare back creampieing her a half dozen times or so, she thought she was safe on the pill, turned out not so much. She knows it could be either of us.

I didn't get invited to the wedding or the christening lulz

xanax is literally the pussiest drug

It can be.

>be best friends with south african chick since high school
>started fucking her when we were 15/16, she's 33 and married now
>few years ago her husband gets butthurt and suspicious about her spending time with me
>"fell out" with me, told him we weren't close any more
>she gets new male friend to divert suspicion.
>still meet to fuck her at least once a week.
>she gets pregnant 11 months before their wedding
>both know she's my daughter but her husband doesn't suspect anything
>sucks me off as she tells me she's expecting, huge load all over her titties and face
>kept on fucked her until 7 months, when belly gets in the way
>regularly sucked the milk out of her tits
>she had to stop breast feeding, told everyone it was uncomfortable, didn't mention it was cos she was getting super horny with the kid chewing her nipples thinking about me doing the same

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Thinking you're going schizo is actually a common symptom of a major anxiety disorder. I had this myself several years ago when I was going through a very stressful period of my life.

Until you have an actual psychotic break, you're fine.

Yea, I'm never gonna have dinner with her. So be it.

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what's the quote on quote downside

>quote on quote

sounds like a good little whore

faggot.

I need to get this off my chest, alright I’m ready

>>sexually experimented with fem cousin at a very young age
>>done heroin before
>>had meaningless sex with over 8 escorts and don’t regret it
>>used to be heavily into pizza but told myself it’s not right daily struggle
>>fucked a trap before and sucked dick. Will never suck dick again ever
>>always contemplate death and ask why do I still live everyday
>>can’t be happy even with girlfriend feel like ghosting her cause I’m negative impact
>>used to prey on innocent girls on the internet and now it depresses me to the point of giving up
>>deep down inside I feel lost and alone

Did she have triplets??

Bruh what the fuck

Bruh what the fuck

Why would you do such a thing

This, gym life is great self-esteem builder after a month.

Bruh what the fuck

Bruh what the fuck

bruh what the fuck

tbh yeah youure right

shall we make a new thread?

Bruh what the fuck

A true bro

It's called "incest", she got confident, and it was better than masturbation.

New

All through high school I was having sex with my English teachers daughters. They were twins and liked sharing everything. Best times of my life. Tiffany and Nicole if you were to see this, I miss both of you sucking my dick at the same time :(

>>before I met my girlfriend used to sniff my mother’s dirty panties. Played with her dildos and found her nudes and fapped

>>used to steal my friends sisters used panties and fap with them

>>seen my mother naked a few times as an adult, probably ruined our relationship forever

>>Stuck stuff up my ass and used to get off on it. Will not give into the urge anymore it’s gay

>>In the past I would steal money from my grandmother and mother to supply habits

>>trap fucked me in the ass for seconds will never let it happen again

>>at age 11 used to bundle up moms panties in boxers and go to school teasing myself

>>dressed up with female clothes and few times never again

Nice, green text some of the earlier or first times doing it?

these original two are both me
all the other bruh what the fucks are imposters

this is also me forgot to mention that