Female Yea Forums user here AMA

whats the date user

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females on Yea Forums do not exist

What do your friends think of you?

Show us your feminine penis

Why do the new femanons think "tits or gtfo" doesn't apply to them?

that i need to get on with my life and stop being lazy

If you’re at least 18 (and only if, mr FBI agent), post your titties. No such thing as a bad set of natural boobs.

Small tits are still tits.

So tits or gtfo. Also time stamp. 5/21/19

You ever fart in a mason jar and screw the lid on tight to save the smell for later? If yes could you send me a couple of them?

9/11

Get your shirt off tits or gtfo you know Yea Forums you know the rules

5/21

What about your parents?

Also double dubs check'd

Oh, I dunno... maybe because they're smarter than a bunch of impotent, basement-dwelling incels who actually think rules can be enforced on an anonymous image board?

fuck off faggot you have a dick

You know the rules.
Tits / gtfo
You decide

if any femanons actually exist

cam here

epikchat.com/chat/chateengirls

no seems like a lot of preparation.

Togtfo

>shirt off, timestamped boobs
"Sharpie in pooper"
"Show feet"
"Show armpits"
"Oh man my 1/2 inch boner is so hard right now it's almost long enough to satisfy a chihuahua"
"Shoe on head"

It's a tradition faggot

This fucking Mongols won't listen to you until you timestamp your tits.

Don't sell yourself short. You look cute.

>Shoe on head
Classic

Traditions, like rules, are made to be broken.
One of the funniest things on Yea Forums is watching all the incels spouting their impotent rage because they can't even control their own lives, let alone the behavior of anonymous strangers on 4chin.

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With all these fucking faggy traps all over this place we should make new rules.
To confirm you're a real chick you now need to post pussy with timestamp!

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Don't expect a decent conversation then.

You'd be amazed quickly anons go from douche to suck up when you verify.

Fuck off newfag

Your loss. There's nothing quite like settling down in front of a humming battle station and cracking open a spicy one from a couple of years ago.

>make new rules
kek, can't even enforce the old ones.

I'd be okay with just shoe on head tbh

I always wanted a nerdy chick built like OP.

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faggot

my pencil is to light but its here on paper.

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Anyone got any pic collections they want to show off? Maybe some squirrels with pizza or bearded men knitting?

Don't make us ask. Tits or GTFO. And you look like a dude. GTFO anyway, cunt.

thanks user

Underage. Reported

Do you like /Pol/ yes or no. If yes are you single. If yes I’ll buy you food.

lol no it's not
stop larping

i wont show anyone anything unless there is something in it for me.

illegible

Here's a question OP why did you think this was gonna work?

>bearded men knitting

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Tits or gtfo.

You have penis envy, don’t you? How long before you realize you’re a trans male and that’s why you prefer to lurk in this hellhole instead of tumblr?
>but tumblr is full of trannies
Fake ones without the medical condition of transsexualism and memegenders don’t count.

I didn't expect anything to work i'm just rolling with the punches doing what i can.

>i dont need to conform to your rules
Ah, so you're just a shitty, self-entitled, antisocial person then? Wow. Imagine my honk.

Girls generally have nothing to contribute other than their looks or their sex. They're boring, stupid, ignorant, and only care about fitting into a group structure by means of deception. Like jews. In fact, that's where jews got the idea from.

And that's why people expect you to show tits with a timestamp. Because let's be honest here, you're not going to contribute anything else in this waste of space thread you've started for attention.

please contribute massive boner with timestamp

Please continue

Tits = the respect and ears of the thread for decent conversation.

Tits or gtfo

Wow! How's it feel to have no hope of ever getting laid, let alone having a meaningful relationship?

well said i am available on cam if u want to see more of me

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TITS OR GTFO

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I'm not the one who started a thread looking for attention, kid

Here's a thermal camera pic, only interesting thing on my phone.

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how do you feel about the BLACKED thing?

Moar!

found a pen what next

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It wasn't me either, I just want to see the massive boner this fierce oppression must be causing

Fucking white supremacists

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pen in pooper

please drop, i need this collection

Shove in vaginal hole

lol Projection must be an awful lot of fun

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im fine with it, each to their own.

You could at least put in effort. The purpose of tits or gtfo is to devalue you as a woman because this is an anonymous board. To state that you're a woman shows that you need an identity beyond anonymity, which undermines the purpose of being anonymous.

So, like others have said, tits or gtfo, otherwise no one gives a fuck that you're a woman. Show your body off or come up with something interesting to talk about

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You're fake anyways with your screenshots of that girl

>cannot give actual timestamp, only vague hints of one
Please cease your breathing at this moment, larpfag.

Truscum idiot. Suck my enby trap dick.

no
no

vagene pen

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Tbh this

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No u, now show time stamp

Fuck yes

what a shit thread full of bait.

show your tits with a timestamp or GTFO you waste of blood and organs

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this would be so true if it wasnt for the fact that reality just does agree, "im a girl" and the thread fills up.

op is a sexy raep fag

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Moar! I know you got it. Derail this fucker

true but convincing her to show the time stamp was my fun pity my screenshots fucked it up gettin her to show twice was a miracle,

fucked by the lighting.

Inb4 dick pics

That's normalfags for you. The Anonymous Scientology raids were fun when they happened, but it gave this site too much exposure.

bla bla bla bla

What must I sacrifice to get a boyfriend Yea Forums?

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>quotes Nietzsche
Fucker totally lost his mind at 44, spent the rest of his life being cared for by his sister.

livejasmin
.com/en/girls/hot-flirt#!chat/AmeliaWood

sorry for larpin just wanted to prove a point

Show us your dick you Fucking queer cake

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Just hide your power level and eventually they will come. The quiet dudes are often the most willing to come out of their shell and turn into a good partner, it just takes a bit of work to guide them into being sociable

If you don't mind a cuckold who posts nudes of you constantly on threads here, available virgins are everywhere.

/thread

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wheres the time stamp you attention whooore

erry tyme

Side note, you'd be surprised how many of the people who claim to be into cuckolding are only there because they don't think a woman would stay with just them. A know a few that decided it wasn't really a fetish when a person they actually cared for came along

No need to apologise

The ad circle is a dead giveaway.

Someone ask her why she has a fivehead.

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u sir! are a gent

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What a huge fag

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i had to time the screenshot with the time stamp she posted i think i did a good job other 1 was a mess

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what's her livejasmin username?

yes, yes and please do, NEET r9k needs a chad

fbipedotrap

this

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Kill yourself newfag

Tits or GTFO roastie

Damn! Sauce? Google comes up with nothing.

Google?
Use Yandex

Just did... thx. Came up with Bogdana B.
thenude.eu/Bogdana B_16197.htm

Why does anyone care that some ugly chick uses Yea Forums? This thread is just some downy looking skank with a giant forehead desperately looking for attention. Sage this garbage

good work user just in time

every user that posted here will self nut in the next 30 mins

And yet here you are, contributing nothing.

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so what? why should we care?

cause u are here