Yea Forums, I'm scared I'll never get a girlfriend my entire life. I don't know what to do

Yea Forums, I'm scared I'll never get a girlfriend my entire life. I don't know what to do.

Attached: 1557346929194m.jpg (1024x1008, 102K)

Lower your standards.

Go get one. It's not that hard.

Be scared, because you probably won’t ever get a girlfriend.

Find a girl that has the same fear that you have. they'll be just as desperate as you.

Practice jerking off to gay porn, download grindr, and get the best blowjobs you'll ever have in your life, js.

You're probably too young then

Keep masturbating, having a woman is like owning a boat, they are money pits.

Attached: 1540411880647.png (596x580, 564K)

Op ive been there man. Head up bud. Lose weight, workout, excercise, tan, get some education, get an ok job, get cock sucked.

>pic unrelated
If you think any of the females in that picture would make a girlfriend, you're too stupid to have one. Those are whores and you can rent one practically anywhere.

Which girls should I date then? Fat, ugly ones?
How?

Stop being an autistic, and learn how to interact with people. If you can't handle that, just An Hero

If making yourself gay doesn't work, go with this.

Or go be a monk or some shit.

Faggot can't get a good cause he's a 1/10 that thinks he deserves a 10/10

Get burning AIDS faggot

It's just so hard guys. I'm at the gym right now and I'm seeing all these girls with big asses and I'm just so intimidated. I'm just a guy in a long line full of guys to them.

Why would I go be a monk or some shit?

Get off Yea Forums, work hard, socialize

Could be worse fam, I got nonced by a fat prostitute as a kid and as such sexual acts with women trigger me. Haven't told anyone yet so everyone thinks I'm a closeted puff.

What even is a 1/10? I mean I don't know where I am on the attractiveness scale but I can't be that low

Thats the first trap to not getting a gf is having the mindset that you're scared of never getting one.
Even the ugliest and fattest girls ( at least in the US) are attracted to a man with confidence. Just get some new clothes, a haircut, shave everything, cut the worrying, and they will come to you Yea Forumsrother.
This is coming from a guy who was ugly all the way up until Jr. Year of high school. I would literally have girls tell me to get away from them from how cringey i was.
Now im 22 and fucked all the girls i never thought i could.
(Also i Glo'd up so that might be a problem if ur ugly but thats why i said groom yourself, even ugly guys get girls off of how well they dress up)

Attached: jynx-maze-3.jpg (683x1024, 157K)

Stop thinking you deserve a girl way out of your league. You're obviously fuck ugly, and it's clear you've got a shit personality too. Fucking kill yourself, piece of shit

Post a face pic of you so we can rate and post your dream girl.

You're problem is that you won't settle for anything less than a girl you'll never have without rape

Attached: b71b7617-sluts-and-studs.jpg (640x427, 61K)

get a trap dumbass

Get on Tinder, don't write about your job unless its bad ass, crack a joke and don't go into detail about your interests. Get matched, talk off and on for a couple of days and ask out on a date. Fucking easy. If you are an autist, find a weird one. Not artsy looking, they are normal and want to be creative. You people can sniff out your own. Go for fucked up and they will get you. If you play your cards right you will be having premature ejaculations for the next year or two.

you could always fuck men. or let a real man fuck you ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Attached: 1522990041462.jpg (1600x1200, 634K)

im sad because i think after having 4 or 5 ex girlfriends and 2 ex boyfriends ill never find someone as weird and fucked up as me, and im not even that weird or fucked up. compared to people i know from sites like this im a fucking normie...

Attached: 1553178935450.jpg (800x960, 65K)

this

Attached: 1489846574181.jpg (640x600, 43K)

are you me?

My wife obeys every single order I give her. She has a round, large ass. She has great tits too. She loves when I call her just to show her my hard dick and say "want to come and set here?"
She is the best.
Every night we cuddle and she presses her warm ass against my dick, while I cup her left breast with my right hand. In the morning, she likes to ride my cock slowly, and always makes me cum before I go to work. When I get home, she has a warm meal prepared.
She knows her place and I know mine. We love each other.
Life is good.

If you're gonna criticize me, at least give me some feedback. What makes an ugly guy and a shit personality?

Hurr Durr what makes ugwy ):< you fucking know, and it's clear that's a soft spot for you, bitch. Man up, faggot. The second you get an ugly bitch I'll fuck her in front of you, and you'll still keep her

you sound like a pathetic virgin overcompensating and trying to sound macho on an anonymous imageboard, sad

Well post a fucking photo.

Girlfriend??just fuck em don't date.the world we now live in isn't build for that.enjoy freedom that life affords you.if by some strange reason you find a girl that you can't live without kill yourself.enjoy life,stupid

Attached: 1558478721485.jpg (596x381, 35K)

Sey day to muh face n not online bishhhh!

The difference between the two of you is you sound like an obvious beta who wishes with all his heart he's not

On 4chins?

Woah woah i know im tldr but my comment is the only advice u should listen too honestly

guess you're gonna be gay then ?_?

Attached: 1532753095972.jpg (480x447, 45K)

Just go with the flow and be yourself. Chances are you will meet someone and if not just put yourself out there more (if you really want a partner). Sex is overrated and most women will torture you for no good reason except to make themselves feel better.

Attached: B8C97E5E-2351-4D03-B1D2-5EA3C216923D.jpg (960x640, 201K)

This isn't true. Sorry you're a whiteknight friendzone king

WebM

Duh. You're still annoymous unless you show your name or dick. How else do we tell you what's wrong with you.

Fat and ugly is probably best for you.

It’s so true

Suck cock worked for me

Lmao. If these two aren't the same guy I'm so sorry for you both that you feel this way lol.

Or nigga cock love chocolate

Can I just post a body pic?

Do it

same honestly

Yes

ynnn

Thank you ive been looking for this for months

bro, focus hard on money and workout

the woman will come

go mgtow my guy. pump and dump chicks

bummm

I'm a gym manager
I'm not perfect

Its fucking hard work and I give you props for even stepping into the place

Dont give up. Next thing you know you're the next success story. I've seen it a LOT.

Youve got this dude. Seriously.
9/10 those girls are fucking scared too. Or were at one point.

Just dont give up. You will hate yourself when you do.

I know a kid who got seriously disfigured in his youth and is probably the only genuine, non-fixable 1/10 I've ever met in my entire life.

He's got a 6/10 gf, there's literally no excuse faggots just get over yourselves.

Got three letters for you: PUA

Tacky? Yes. But do they get laid? Hell yes.

Thanks :')

Fat and ugly vs creepy and alone


Casting some stones, for a virgin. A chubby chick can give you some confidence, experience, and companionship. If you can't see past someone's weight or base level of attractiveness, you probably arent worth a damn either.

Options are: date women, any women, and maybe learn to value people for more that weight and attraction

Or make substantial amounts of money, get pretty ones who will never love you. And will leave you with as much of your money as possible.

Any time.
You're better than you think you are, and you will be better than you could ever imagine you will be.

I dont see loneliness in your future.
You've got this dude

Lucky bastard. Think of the money you will have.

based wholesomeposter