bird appreciation thread
Bird appreciation thread
Robert Clark
Dylan Murphy
Bump
Samuel Hughes
Angel Miller
birds are my favorite flying animals, mostly because there are no dinosaurs and their main competition are bugs
>bats are alright
Isaiah Bennett
Why birdfags are weird?
Matthew Nguyen
Julian Young
Jordan Barnes
Me becoming a bird
Oliver Ross
Henry Martinez
seriously fuck birds im not even kidding and I love animals probably more than most people
Luis Collins
why
Jaxson Ward
Connor Torres
they are assholes every single one with exception to one bird in miami 4 years ago that didn't seem to be scared of anyone and let me pet it
Joshua Edwards
You wanna fuck a bird?
Jacob Campbell
Luis Cooper
I bet you walk the streets with a bird on your shoulder and a smirk on your face dont you
Ryan Turner
Grayson Phillips
Worst bird or worst animal?
Ian Ross
guaranteed that bird is thinking about murder
Dominic Powell
Joseph Howard
arent you?
Jaxon Sanchez
Both geese are spawns of the devil
Bentley Green
Bird appreciation to me is thanksgiving diner.
Most birds are assholes, but there is entertainment value in their antics.
Adam Roberts
If it came near me yea
Jeremiah Reed
I am considering a business venture in which I train falcons to mash potatoes with their claws, akin to pilgrims mashing grapes with their feet to make wine. By doing so, I could sell pre-mashed potatoes to people across the tri-state area without the effort of mashing the potatoes myself.
The idea seemed rock solid, but the issue of falcons pooping in the potato mashing vat as they do their justice would make a tough sell for my ready-to-eat potato product. At first I considered the possibility of potty-training the falcons, which should be easy enough if I have already trained them to mash potatoes, but I doubt that the paying consumers will take my word that no shit is sneaking into their dinner side dish.
So I'm left with two choices. The first being designing some kind of falcon-diaper, which can catch the bird poop before it makes contact with the ex-unmashed potatoes. Though this might work, it deeply disrupts my mental image of rows and rows of majestic birds of prey stomping away at their own individual potato buckets.
The other option, which I would much prefer, would be to filter out the poop in post, cleansing the monster mash and leaving it ready to be consumed. Unfortunately I have no way of determining whether or not this is possible, so I leave that to you. Can bird shit be filtered out from a mixture of it and mashed potatoes, leaving an edible substance behind?
Mason Thomas
Joseph Edwards
If bird was thinking about murder, dude would be dead already.
Charles Watson
Please stop sharing your thoughts with others
Josiah Moore
I have seen that copypasta somewhere already.
Solution: mix poop it, and just microwave shit so it is sterilized. Customers will never notice.
Jose Watson
I... I... what?
Ryder Gomez
in*
Fuck. Am I the only one, who ALWAYS mistypes "T" and "N"? Just curious.
Those letters aint even close.
Jace Baker
the shoebill will also be the only other exception because its badass
Liam Brooks
Bentley Parker
Gulls are the best!
Daniel Rodriguez
Birds make me happy
Asher Cook
You just need to design birds that don't poo.
Anthony Fisher
I have a bird that wakes me up in the morning. I want it gone but don't want to kill it. Wat do?
Camden Sanchez
Adam Clark
Gulls are shit, only seconded by geese .
Gavin Jackson
Birds are fucking funny I love them
Charles Carter
No. Seagulls are the best.
Jonathan Russell
set it free
Ethan Thomas
But only if you don't fuck with them. Give your chips now. *squeaky door sound*
Levi Sullivan
They're fucking horrible. Squawk like...well like a seagull, swarm around any source of food, shit all over the beach, aren't majestic or even interesting to look at. I can't think of one redeemable quality.
Jordan Williams
Nightmare of average Brazilian.
Uma delicia, sopa de brasilero.
Robert Morgan
Joshua Ortiz
It's head is on backwards what an idiot.
James Bell
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Andrew Morris
warblers are my favorite. I saw 5 different types of them on a hike yesterday.
Blake Bell
Mason Foster
>Squawk like...well like a seagull
Lovely sound.
>swarm around any source of food
Only tourists fall for this scam.
> shit all over the beach
Oh. Fucking seagull shitted on me, I will die reeeeeeee
>aren't majestic or even interesting to look at
They are fun to watch.
> I can't think of one redeemable quality.
They eat rats and mice. Also recycle trash.
Parker Rivera
Carson Perez
Zachary Long
Samuel Ross
fucking weirdo
Jace Allen
You're next.
Charles Adams
Aaron Price
Are these little fuckers actually happy all the time or is their beak just shapedl ike that?
Noah Cox
Shoebills lay an egg 5 days after the first so the older sibling has something to kill after they both hatch
Gavin Smith
Sebastian Powell
Joseph Edwards
they look content all the godamn time which i think is cute
Evan Gray
No. Seagulls are just awesome.
Nicholas Martin
Matthew Cruz
They're rats with wings basically. Everything is food, everywhere is a toilet
Josiah Sullivan
Jace Jenkins
fuk off
Lucas Fisher
checked
Cooper Perez
Except birds don't spread much human diseases, unlike r*ts.
Adrian Roberts
Carson Gomez
Birds make best pets.
No discuss
Dominic Wright
Adam Gomez
Bird droppings carry over 60 diseases some of which can kill you.
Pigeons are the worst but all bird shit is dangerous
Ryder Morgan
Only if you have AIDS.
Luis Morgan
my grandpa owned a lovebirds which i thought were pretty cool but cockatoos scare me lol
James Bailey
You are not supposed to lick shit, you know.
>60 diseases.
Okay, give a list.
Eli Wood
You're that guy that picks up dog crap with his bare hands then rubs it off on his pants claiming that it's sanitary because dogs don't spread diseases right?
Thomas Morgan
No, but only people with AIDS are affected by fungi disease bird shit might carry.
Eli Myers
>sanitary because dogs don't spread diseases right?
What? It can carry all fucking diseases that can make human sick.
Ryder Hill
Didn't read it, but here's the article.
medicalnewstoday.com
Even dirty jobs made Mike Rowe use a near hazmat suit to clean pigeon shit
Gabriel Lopez
oy vey
Nolan Harris
I approve of this thread.
Eli White
>Didn't read it, but here's the article.
>medicalnewstoday.com
I like how they say 60, but only give handful.
>Histoplasmosis
Affects you only if you have AIDS of sort
>Cryptococcosis
Same, you have to have AIDS in order to be affected
>St. Louis Encephalitis
Mosquitos are to blame, not birds.
>Salmonellosis
You have to lick fucking shit in order to get it.
>E-coli
The same
>Even dirty jobs made Mike Rowe use a near hazmat suit to clean pigeon shit
Some cleaning agents require hazmat suit, not exactly shit.
Evan Lewis
Julian Reyes
Kek, stupid fuck
Asher Lee
Lincoln Sanders
Okay, they provided source link.
bird-x.com
Most diseases are a concert for people with AIDS (probably you) and people who can't into basic "wash hands".
Owen Harris
Juan Fisher
Brody Parker
Nicholas Ross
Joshua Ortiz
Jason Flores
Thomas Reyes
Jace Turner
Lucas Gonzalez
Henry Turner
Landon Collins
Hudson Cruz
Oh wait, they used bird repelling company as a source. Kek. They would write all fucking bird deseases, just to make it scary and people buying their repellents. Nice/10.
Landon Allen
Nolan Martinez
Jayden Adams
I wish that was me
Anthony Ramirez
Cockatoos are based
Nolan Taylor
Jason Powell
Owls are true niggers of bird kingdom.
Josiah Ward
Christopher Perez
Holy shit the spelling mistakes in this picture.
Daniel Bennett
Nah that would be brood parasites
Oliver Allen
Sheitttt.
Leo Young
Nathaniel Martinez
Don't you know about the bird?
Lucas Brooks
ouch
William Cruz
A-well-a ev'rybody's heard about the bird
B-b-b-bird, b-birdd's a word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, bird is a word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, well-a bird is a word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's a word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, well-a bird is a word
A-well, a bird, bird, b-bird is a word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's a word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, well-a bird is a word
A-well, a bird, bird, b-bird's a word
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is a word
Tyler Hughes
yeah fuck u bitch bend over while i rape u with this 6 innch cock... ohhh yeah shit all over this dick!
Austin Jenkins